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Chapter 1 Business is booming.
"Boss, business is booming!"
In the noodle shop by the street, after eating the noodles, Yu Miao put down her chopsticks and said auspicious words to the boss. Seeing that the boss responded with a smile, she turned and left.
The guest on the side was taken aback when he saw this: "Hey, he hasn't paid yet!"
Just about to get up to help chase him out, the boss poked his head out from the cash register and hurriedly stopped him: "Don't chase him! His name is Yu Miao, and he always pays like this."
Always?Isn't this eating a king's meal?
The guest muttered with a puzzled expression, but the boss didn't care about it, and they didn't want to meddle in their own business, so they sat back in a daze.
The boss didn't explain, but he was overjoyed after hearing what Yu Miao said.
It's not that the old customers don't know that this young man has a very sharp tongue. Every time he comes to eat, as long as he says "business is booming", his business will be very good for a day. If he didn't say "business is booming", he said yes "Thanks for your hard work", so most of the day's business will not be very good.
When Yu Miao said last time that "business is booming", a tourist group got lost and stopped at the door of his store at two or three in the afternoon. At that time, dozens of people in the group were hungry and crazy, so they entered the store and ordered a lot of food. The dishes almost topped the usual half-day income of this small shop!
In addition, there were a lot of individual tourists that day.
At that time, he still wondered, the tour groups were all accompanied by guides, how could they get lost?I also came to eat in a small shop like them so far away from the scenic spot.
It was only later that I figured it out, probably what Yu Miao said had played a role.
From then on, when Yu Miao came to the restaurant to eat noodles, the boss never charged him for the meal, and only wanted to hear a few auspicious words from him.
Thinking about the big business that will come at an unknown time today, the boss turned off the video software and got up energetically to tidy up the store.When I received Yu Miao's table, I found a note under the noodle bowl.
[If you leave your feet off the ground, your life is at risk. I would rather walk the sunny path than a single-plank bridge. 】
What does it mean?
The boss frowned suspiciously, and the wife in the back kitchen had already started urging him to pick up his daughter: "School is about to end! Can you see if the electric car still has electricity?"
"I ran out of electricity in the morning, so I'll borrow it next door..." Halfway through the sentence, the boss glanced at the note in his hand, thinking about riding an electric bike, but didn't he just leave his feet off the ground?
There was an uncomfortable feeling in his heart. After a pause, he changed his words and said, "I'll walk to pick him up."
"Then hurry up, don't take the path, I heard that the path is not smooth recently." The proprietress came out wiping her hands, seeing that her man had already left, she couldn't help but shook her head, "You are so impatient, you seem to be in a hurry to reincarnate..."
After the boss went out, he went straight to the usual shortcut.
This area is an old town, with all kinds of intricate alleys connected together. People who are familiar with the terrain can quickly reach their destinations through these alleys. The boss is impatient, and he likes to use these alleys wherever he goes.
However, I don't know what happened today. Just after stepping into the shadow of the alley, the boss suddenly felt a chill all over his body, and his back was a little hairy.
When I looked up, the residents upstairs had just finished washing their clothes. The water dripped down and hit the wall full of ivy, splashing into smaller water droplets. The backlight here made people feel chilly.
This is the case in many places in the alley. The boss usually doesn't care and just walks away, but today he always feels a little uncomfortable.
Looking down at the new clothes his wife bought for him, his daughter's angry scolding seemed to sound in his ears, he couldn't help shrinking his neck, turned his head and changed the way.
When he came back holding his daughter's hand at night, he didn't dare to take the child to the dirty place, and he also came back along the road.
Who knew that as soon as he returned to the store, he saw all the neighbors gathered in his small store, with fear written all over their faces.
When the proprietress saw him coming back, her eyes turned red, she came up and hit him hard: "Why are you so slow? I'm so worried!"
"Didn't I go there on foot? The avenue I took took a detour." The boss looked at the neighbors in the room, not knowing why, "What's wrong?"
Before the proprietress could speak, the neighbor on the side took up the conversation exaggeratedly: "Oh, you don't know! Just as you left, the police car came over. I heard that a crazy woman in the alley hanged herself. She had red skirt, red shoes, long hair, and feet. There is also a man who was hacked to death lying next to him, it is terrifying!"
Several neighbors nodded with lingering fear, indicating that she was telling the truth.
"I heard that the man was planning to pick up the children from school, so he took a short cut. Who knew... Sigh!"
"The world is really impermanent!"
"The man who died is the father of our classmate Niu Niu, it's a good thing you didn't take the path, otherwise it was really..." The proprietress wiped her eyes, suddenly remembered something, and asked again: "But why are you so obedient today? "
The boss was taken aback for a moment, then thought of the note Yu Miao gave him, and his face turned pale.
At the same time, Yu Miao has returned to her residence.
"Meow, please, just this time, let me make up the number of people to hand in the job, okay?" Yuan Cheng rubbed his hands and looked at Yu Miao pleadingly.
However, Yu Miao ignored him, and only rolled her eyes when he blocked her way: "No."
Lying down on the sofa, taking a sip of happy water, Yu Miao let out a comfortable sigh.
Sure enough, it is still comfortable to be a salted fish.
Yuan Cheng knew the personality of his friend. He didn't like to move since he was a child. Since he came back from the Taoist temple on the mountain, his personality has become more lazy. He can lie down and never sit, and can sit and never stand. , It is enough to earn enough food and clothing, and never work an extra day.
Normally, he would try his best not to trouble Yu Miao, but this time he really encountered difficulties.
"Meow meow..." Yu Miao swept his eyes, Yuan Cheng paused, and changed his words: "Yu Miao, brother! My real brother! I really can't find anyone! I didn't expect the newcomer to have a sudden seizure , I can’t come here! You are the only good-looking person around me, so you can help me this time, or I will really be fired!”
Yu Miao remained unmoved.
"One phase is fine! Immediate elimination is fine!"
"..." Yu Miao closed her eyes, ready to sleep.
Yuan Cheng gritted his teeth and had no choice but to take out his trump card: "The three Qianlong Tongbao in my house belong to you!"
Only then did Yu Miao raise her eyelids, but what she said was, "Only three?"
"How many more do you want!" Yuan Cheng raised his voice, "That's Baoyuan Diaomu, 30 pieces! My father has been scouring antiques for so many years, and only found these three valuable items. If I use it for your fortune-telling, I will break your legs!"
Yu Miao thought about it too, so she nodded reluctantly, not forgetting to emphasize: "That's a good deal, just one episode."
"..." Yuan Cheng was about to cry.
90 yuan for one episode of the show, this appearance fee is almost catching up with the new actor!
But Yuan Cheng didn't regret it.
Walking out of Yu Miao's residence, he looked back at the black and red traces in the corner of the door frame and the gossip plate hanging on the door, and couldn't help but think of what the old men and aunts at the door had said to him when he first came here.
"Don't go to this house, there have been several deaths in this house! The blood has flowed down the corridor!"
"There was a young man who lived in, and even made a gossip. How can a gossip hold that thing?"
"Young people nowadays are really not afraid of death..."
When he came out of the house at this moment, he didn't feel gloomy at all, the fluttering heart in his stomach finally settled down and returned to its original place.
Such a fierce house can be suppressed, and the little supernatural incidents of the program group should not be a problem, right?
Thinking of this, he let out a breath slowly, and left briskly.
--
The three Qianlong Tongbao were delivered to Yu Miao soon.
The thing worth 90 yuan, but he just played with it for a while, and then put it on the cabinet in the entrance.
If it weren't for Yuan Chengyintang's blackness, if he didn't let it go, it might turn into a bloodbath, Yu Miao would never agree to participate in his variety show.
Getting up and going to bed at regular times, as well as various performances, spot checks, competitions and training, is exhausting just thinking about it.
Shaking her head, lighting a candle for her busy life in the next week, Yu Miao put on her hat and mask and went out.
The elders and aunts at the door saw him and quickly silenced, and only after he walked away did they gather together to discuss again.
The place where Yu Miao lives is a haunted house. In the 10 years since it was built, three families have died successively. The most serious is the most recent one. Two months ago, four members of a family died at the same time. The blood flowed all over the house and flowed to the stairs outside. The neighbors across the door smelled a strong smell of blood when they went out in the morning, so they hurriedly called the police.
The strange thing is that after the deaths of the second and third families, the police have not been able to find the murderer, and the time span of the case is as long as ten years, so it is difficult to confirm whether the same murderer committed the crime.
The name of the haunted house gradually spread.
Since then, the housing prices here have plummeted, and no one dared to take over at a loss. The rental market is also very bleak. Only some old men and women who are reluctant to part with the house are still living, but they dare not approach this house.
They all said that the last two families were killed by the ghosts of the first family.
Because the hostess of the first household was depressed after giving birth, she woke up suddenly one night and found evidence of her husband's cheating. In a fit of rage, she killed the man and the child, and committed suicide by jumping off the building.
On the day of her death, the woman wore a red dress.
In the saying of the older generation, people who die like this will turn into red-clothed ghosts after death, and stay in the place where they died to harm people.
"A young man who looks so delicate, why doesn't he listen to persuasion?"
"The rent in this neighborhood is so low, why not live in this haunted house?"
Going far away, Yu Miao could still hear the old men and women talking, and looked up at the sky.
As a salted fish, the reason why he picked this place was of course - it was free.
Not only does he not need money, the agent also told him that as long as he lives in the house for a full month and proves that the house is not a haunted house, the owner will pay him.
It can not only solve the accommodation problem but also earn money, of course Yu Miao readily accepts it.
It’s just that since he was a child, he has clear ears and eyesight, and his hearing and eyesight are several times better than ordinary people. He went up to the mountain to seek a teacher to help him relieve this trouble, but in the end he was said to be a once-in-a-thousand-year encounter, and he was stuffed with metaphysical knowledge. After returning from studies, not only did these abilities not disappear, but they became more sensitive.He could hear everything the old men and women said.
Very annoying.
Yu Miao shook her head irritably, put on noise-cancelling headphones, and got on the bus to the cemetery in the west of the city.
It is said to be a cemetery, but it is actually a garden-style cemetery, surrounded by mountains and rivers, simple and elegant, even more refined than the place where living people live.
Filling in Yuan Cheng's identity information on the visitor registration form, Yu Miao walked in familiarly, until the most central and most expensive part of the cemetery, and stood in front of a cemetery.
Only one name is inscribed on the tombstone.
—— Yu Miao.
If someone else came over and saw his name appearing on the tombstone, he would probably be scared to death, but Yu Miao seemed to be used to it, her face didn't change at all, she took out a small paper bag made of yellow talisman paper from her pocket, Put it on the open space in front of the tombstone, and chanted a few mantras with both hands.
The yellow talisman ignited spontaneously without fire, and after a while, four streams of green smoke curled up, forming four blurred figures of different sizes, all bowing to Yu Miao.
"Go for reincarnation."
The voice fell to the ground, and the four green smoke slowly dissipated.
Yu Miao stood there for a while, her eyes were blank, she didn't know what she was thinking. After a while, she picked up the bouquet in front of the tombstone and left the cemetery.
In the family lounge inside the cemetery, after Gu Xiuze paid the cemetery management fee for the next year, the person in charge nodded and bowed and sent him out.
"Your love for your lover, he can definitely feel it under the Nine Springs. We will, as always, do our best to take good care of your lover for you, and at the same time ensure your privacy...Mr. Gu?"
Noticing that Gu Xiuze's complexion was not very good, the person in charge followed his line of sight and only had time to see a figure holding a bright red bouquet and disappearing at the exit.
He couldn't help frowning, and muttered to himself: "Now these people, why are they even stealing things from the dead?"
Gu Xiuze withdrew his gaze, and glanced at him indifferently.
The person in charge suddenly tensed up, and quickly apologized with a smile: "This is an accident. I will check the visitor records immediately and prohibit such people from visiting the park. I will definitely not let this happen again!"
Gu Xiuze didn't say anything, just placed an order again on the official website of the cemetery management company, ordering a bunch of red roses.
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In the noodle shop by the street, after eating the noodles, Yu Miao put down her chopsticks and said auspicious words to the boss. Seeing that the boss responded with a smile, she turned and left.
The guest on the side was taken aback when he saw this: "Hey, he hasn't paid yet!"
Just about to get up to help chase him out, the boss poked his head out from the cash register and hurriedly stopped him: "Don't chase him! His name is Yu Miao, and he always pays like this."
Always?Isn't this eating a king's meal?
The guest muttered with a puzzled expression, but the boss didn't care about it, and they didn't want to meddle in their own business, so they sat back in a daze.
The boss didn't explain, but he was overjoyed after hearing what Yu Miao said.
It's not that the old customers don't know that this young man has a very sharp tongue. Every time he comes to eat, as long as he says "business is booming", his business will be very good for a day. If he didn't say "business is booming", he said yes "Thanks for your hard work", so most of the day's business will not be very good.
When Yu Miao said last time that "business is booming", a tourist group got lost and stopped at the door of his store at two or three in the afternoon. At that time, dozens of people in the group were hungry and crazy, so they entered the store and ordered a lot of food. The dishes almost topped the usual half-day income of this small shop!
In addition, there were a lot of individual tourists that day.
At that time, he still wondered, the tour groups were all accompanied by guides, how could they get lost?I also came to eat in a small shop like them so far away from the scenic spot.
It was only later that I figured it out, probably what Yu Miao said had played a role.
From then on, when Yu Miao came to the restaurant to eat noodles, the boss never charged him for the meal, and only wanted to hear a few auspicious words from him.
Thinking about the big business that will come at an unknown time today, the boss turned off the video software and got up energetically to tidy up the store.When I received Yu Miao's table, I found a note under the noodle bowl.
[If you leave your feet off the ground, your life is at risk. I would rather walk the sunny path than a single-plank bridge. 】
What does it mean?
The boss frowned suspiciously, and the wife in the back kitchen had already started urging him to pick up his daughter: "School is about to end! Can you see if the electric car still has electricity?"
"I ran out of electricity in the morning, so I'll borrow it next door..." Halfway through the sentence, the boss glanced at the note in his hand, thinking about riding an electric bike, but didn't he just leave his feet off the ground?
There was an uncomfortable feeling in his heart. After a pause, he changed his words and said, "I'll walk to pick him up."
"Then hurry up, don't take the path, I heard that the path is not smooth recently." The proprietress came out wiping her hands, seeing that her man had already left, she couldn't help but shook her head, "You are so impatient, you seem to be in a hurry to reincarnate..."
After the boss went out, he went straight to the usual shortcut.
This area is an old town, with all kinds of intricate alleys connected together. People who are familiar with the terrain can quickly reach their destinations through these alleys. The boss is impatient, and he likes to use these alleys wherever he goes.
However, I don't know what happened today. Just after stepping into the shadow of the alley, the boss suddenly felt a chill all over his body, and his back was a little hairy.
When I looked up, the residents upstairs had just finished washing their clothes. The water dripped down and hit the wall full of ivy, splashing into smaller water droplets. The backlight here made people feel chilly.
This is the case in many places in the alley. The boss usually doesn't care and just walks away, but today he always feels a little uncomfortable.
Looking down at the new clothes his wife bought for him, his daughter's angry scolding seemed to sound in his ears, he couldn't help shrinking his neck, turned his head and changed the way.
When he came back holding his daughter's hand at night, he didn't dare to take the child to the dirty place, and he also came back along the road.
Who knew that as soon as he returned to the store, he saw all the neighbors gathered in his small store, with fear written all over their faces.
When the proprietress saw him coming back, her eyes turned red, she came up and hit him hard: "Why are you so slow? I'm so worried!"
"Didn't I go there on foot? The avenue I took took a detour." The boss looked at the neighbors in the room, not knowing why, "What's wrong?"
Before the proprietress could speak, the neighbor on the side took up the conversation exaggeratedly: "Oh, you don't know! Just as you left, the police car came over. I heard that a crazy woman in the alley hanged herself. She had red skirt, red shoes, long hair, and feet. There is also a man who was hacked to death lying next to him, it is terrifying!"
Several neighbors nodded with lingering fear, indicating that she was telling the truth.
"I heard that the man was planning to pick up the children from school, so he took a short cut. Who knew... Sigh!"
"The world is really impermanent!"
"The man who died is the father of our classmate Niu Niu, it's a good thing you didn't take the path, otherwise it was really..." The proprietress wiped her eyes, suddenly remembered something, and asked again: "But why are you so obedient today? "
The boss was taken aback for a moment, then thought of the note Yu Miao gave him, and his face turned pale.
At the same time, Yu Miao has returned to her residence.
"Meow, please, just this time, let me make up the number of people to hand in the job, okay?" Yuan Cheng rubbed his hands and looked at Yu Miao pleadingly.
However, Yu Miao ignored him, and only rolled her eyes when he blocked her way: "No."
Lying down on the sofa, taking a sip of happy water, Yu Miao let out a comfortable sigh.
Sure enough, it is still comfortable to be a salted fish.
Yuan Cheng knew the personality of his friend. He didn't like to move since he was a child. Since he came back from the Taoist temple on the mountain, his personality has become more lazy. He can lie down and never sit, and can sit and never stand. , It is enough to earn enough food and clothing, and never work an extra day.
Normally, he would try his best not to trouble Yu Miao, but this time he really encountered difficulties.
"Meow meow..." Yu Miao swept his eyes, Yuan Cheng paused, and changed his words: "Yu Miao, brother! My real brother! I really can't find anyone! I didn't expect the newcomer to have a sudden seizure , I can’t come here! You are the only good-looking person around me, so you can help me this time, or I will really be fired!”
Yu Miao remained unmoved.
"One phase is fine! Immediate elimination is fine!"
"..." Yu Miao closed her eyes, ready to sleep.
Yuan Cheng gritted his teeth and had no choice but to take out his trump card: "The three Qianlong Tongbao in my house belong to you!"
Only then did Yu Miao raise her eyelids, but what she said was, "Only three?"
"How many more do you want!" Yuan Cheng raised his voice, "That's Baoyuan Diaomu, 30 pieces! My father has been scouring antiques for so many years, and only found these three valuable items. If I use it for your fortune-telling, I will break your legs!"
Yu Miao thought about it too, so she nodded reluctantly, not forgetting to emphasize: "That's a good deal, just one episode."
"..." Yuan Cheng was about to cry.
90 yuan for one episode of the show, this appearance fee is almost catching up with the new actor!
But Yuan Cheng didn't regret it.
Walking out of Yu Miao's residence, he looked back at the black and red traces in the corner of the door frame and the gossip plate hanging on the door, and couldn't help but think of what the old men and aunts at the door had said to him when he first came here.
"Don't go to this house, there have been several deaths in this house! The blood has flowed down the corridor!"
"There was a young man who lived in, and even made a gossip. How can a gossip hold that thing?"
"Young people nowadays are really not afraid of death..."
When he came out of the house at this moment, he didn't feel gloomy at all, the fluttering heart in his stomach finally settled down and returned to its original place.
Such a fierce house can be suppressed, and the little supernatural incidents of the program group should not be a problem, right?
Thinking of this, he let out a breath slowly, and left briskly.
--
The three Qianlong Tongbao were delivered to Yu Miao soon.
The thing worth 90 yuan, but he just played with it for a while, and then put it on the cabinet in the entrance.
If it weren't for Yuan Chengyintang's blackness, if he didn't let it go, it might turn into a bloodbath, Yu Miao would never agree to participate in his variety show.
Getting up and going to bed at regular times, as well as various performances, spot checks, competitions and training, is exhausting just thinking about it.
Shaking her head, lighting a candle for her busy life in the next week, Yu Miao put on her hat and mask and went out.
The elders and aunts at the door saw him and quickly silenced, and only after he walked away did they gather together to discuss again.
The place where Yu Miao lives is a haunted house. In the 10 years since it was built, three families have died successively. The most serious is the most recent one. Two months ago, four members of a family died at the same time. The blood flowed all over the house and flowed to the stairs outside. The neighbors across the door smelled a strong smell of blood when they went out in the morning, so they hurriedly called the police.
The strange thing is that after the deaths of the second and third families, the police have not been able to find the murderer, and the time span of the case is as long as ten years, so it is difficult to confirm whether the same murderer committed the crime.
The name of the haunted house gradually spread.
Since then, the housing prices here have plummeted, and no one dared to take over at a loss. The rental market is also very bleak. Only some old men and women who are reluctant to part with the house are still living, but they dare not approach this house.
They all said that the last two families were killed by the ghosts of the first family.
Because the hostess of the first household was depressed after giving birth, she woke up suddenly one night and found evidence of her husband's cheating. In a fit of rage, she killed the man and the child, and committed suicide by jumping off the building.
On the day of her death, the woman wore a red dress.
In the saying of the older generation, people who die like this will turn into red-clothed ghosts after death, and stay in the place where they died to harm people.
"A young man who looks so delicate, why doesn't he listen to persuasion?"
"The rent in this neighborhood is so low, why not live in this haunted house?"
Going far away, Yu Miao could still hear the old men and women talking, and looked up at the sky.
As a salted fish, the reason why he picked this place was of course - it was free.
Not only does he not need money, the agent also told him that as long as he lives in the house for a full month and proves that the house is not a haunted house, the owner will pay him.
It can not only solve the accommodation problem but also earn money, of course Yu Miao readily accepts it.
It’s just that since he was a child, he has clear ears and eyesight, and his hearing and eyesight are several times better than ordinary people. He went up to the mountain to seek a teacher to help him relieve this trouble, but in the end he was said to be a once-in-a-thousand-year encounter, and he was stuffed with metaphysical knowledge. After returning from studies, not only did these abilities not disappear, but they became more sensitive.He could hear everything the old men and women said.
Very annoying.
Yu Miao shook her head irritably, put on noise-cancelling headphones, and got on the bus to the cemetery in the west of the city.
It is said to be a cemetery, but it is actually a garden-style cemetery, surrounded by mountains and rivers, simple and elegant, even more refined than the place where living people live.
Filling in Yuan Cheng's identity information on the visitor registration form, Yu Miao walked in familiarly, until the most central and most expensive part of the cemetery, and stood in front of a cemetery.
Only one name is inscribed on the tombstone.
—— Yu Miao.
If someone else came over and saw his name appearing on the tombstone, he would probably be scared to death, but Yu Miao seemed to be used to it, her face didn't change at all, she took out a small paper bag made of yellow talisman paper from her pocket, Put it on the open space in front of the tombstone, and chanted a few mantras with both hands.
The yellow talisman ignited spontaneously without fire, and after a while, four streams of green smoke curled up, forming four blurred figures of different sizes, all bowing to Yu Miao.
"Go for reincarnation."
The voice fell to the ground, and the four green smoke slowly dissipated.
Yu Miao stood there for a while, her eyes were blank, she didn't know what she was thinking. After a while, she picked up the bouquet in front of the tombstone and left the cemetery.
In the family lounge inside the cemetery, after Gu Xiuze paid the cemetery management fee for the next year, the person in charge nodded and bowed and sent him out.
"Your love for your lover, he can definitely feel it under the Nine Springs. We will, as always, do our best to take good care of your lover for you, and at the same time ensure your privacy...Mr. Gu?"
Noticing that Gu Xiuze's complexion was not very good, the person in charge followed his line of sight and only had time to see a figure holding a bright red bouquet and disappearing at the exit.
He couldn't help frowning, and muttered to himself: "Now these people, why are they even stealing things from the dead?"
Gu Xiuze withdrew his gaze, and glanced at him indifferently.
The person in charge suddenly tensed up, and quickly apologized with a smile: "This is an accident. I will check the visitor records immediately and prohibit such people from visiting the park. I will definitely not let this happen again!"
Gu Xiuze didn't say anything, just placed an order again on the official website of the cemetery management company, ordering a bunch of red roses.
The author has something to say:
Newcomers and new articles, please collect them~
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