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The Taoist priests were shocked, and they raised their magic weapons and started fighting with each other.

I don't know what it is that pretends to be an innkeeper. It's powerful and fast, and it's very difficult to deal with.

The leader, Daoist Zhao, faced him head-on, and the copper evil sword in his hand collided with the opponent's palm, and there was a sound of gold and iron clashing. The opponent's palm quickly retracted as if it had been burned, but the evil sword also Some were overwhelmed, and a small gap was smashed.

Daoist Zhao looked at the white gap, his face changed drastically.

This evil spirit sword has been with him for decades, beheading countless evil spirits, and has never suffered such a serious injury!

Seeing that Daoist Zhao was a bit overwhelmed, the other Taoist priests also had serious faces, and immediately set up their formations vigilantly, sacrificed their magic weapons, and showed their magical powers.

The Taoist priests were inseparable from that thing, but the program team led by Yu Miao and others just watched from the side, "Wow" from time to time.

In fact, just looking at the scenes of this pretended innkeeper fighting with Taoist priests, you can know that he is definitely not a ghost with only a spirit body, but the contestants have preconceived ideas and never thought that there are only ghosts in the world. In addition, there may be other types of unscientific creatures.

Gu Jingcheng relied on the fact that he had gone out to catch ghosts with Yu Miao before, and he felt confidently that this thing's combat effectiveness must not be as good as Yu Miao's. At this time, he moved to Yu Miao's side, feeling overwhelmed with security.

After watching the fight for a while, he couldn't help being a little puzzled: "Master Yu, this ghost is so simple, why doesn't he know how to use spells, and he just fights with Taoist priests?"

Yu Miao had already pulled out her pocket mahogany sword from her cuff. Hearing this, she was silent for a moment, "...a ghost?"

Gu Jingcheng thought that Yu Miao was wondering how he could see the other party's identity, so he coughed rather reservedly, not taking credit for it: "After all, I have followed Master Yu for so long, so I still have some insight."

Yu Miao: "..."

Gu Xiuze: "..."

To be honest, even Gu Xiuze could tell that this thing was not a ghost but a spirit, and was about to correct him when the battle over there suddenly changed.

No matter how advanced the fake boss is, after all, two fists are hard to beat. What's more, the people who came this time are leaders from Taoist associations from all over the country. It's outrageous.

Under the siege, the thing pretending to be an innkeeper had more and more wounds on his body. Although they were only small scratches and not fatal, they also made the thing furious and furious.

Seeing that thing suddenly stopped its attack momentum, found an open space and landed, its whole body crawled on the ground strangely, with all four limbs on the ground, making an inexplicable roar.

Gu Jingcheng was stunned for a moment: "What are you doing?"

Thinking back to the few ghosts I met before, none of them seemed to be in such a situation. Could it be that this ghost was actually a bug?

Alien?

Just as he was wondering, he saw the body of the fake innkeeper rapidly swell, and the hair on his body gradually became thicker and harder. Soon, the original shape of this thing appeared in front of everyone——

Seeing the fat body, stubby limbs, and thick, long, hard hair, not to mention the contestants, even the experienced Taoist priests were taken aback for a moment.

"Ho... porcupine?!"

After the porcupine turned into its original form, it was still able to speak, its small eyes like black beans stared fiercely at the people in front of it, and said vaguely: "Get out of the way!"

His tone is fierce and his voice is hoarse. It can be seen that he is trying hard to make himself look more fierce, but to be honest, even though it is called a pig, its appearance has nothing to do with a pig. On the contrary, it looks a bit like a guinea pig , revealing the original shape, has already lost most of the momentum.

Everyone will pause, and more surprised that it can speak in its original form!

The contestants who were still watching the play with great interest were all stunned, and Gu Jingcheng even opened his mouth after realizing it, and asked Yu Miao in a daze: "Master, this...is this a porcupine spirit?" ?!"

This is no nonsense!

The porcupine spirit glared at Gu Jingcheng, he just heard this mortal's superficial speech, and actually called him a ghost!How could Li Gui have such a strong figure and such a handsome face!

And such a powerful combat power!

The porcupine spirit withdrew its gaze from Gu Jingcheng, glanced coldly at the Taoist priests in robes and the green bamboo forest behind them, couldn't help becoming more irritable, bared its teeth ferociously, and put on the best pose Attack method——

Turn around and face the group of Taoist priests with the thorny butt!

Gu Jingcheng just looked at the little thing that was not as tall as his own hips. The peacock opened its tail halfway and exploded the long hair all over its body. With its short hands and feet, it quickly flipped around, turning its round body with its back to them, and then...

Then he took a big step backwards and twisted his butt vigorously.

Everyone: "???"

Gu Xiuze spoke in a rather inexplicable way: "Most of the porcupine's spines are concentrated on the waist and tail. The attack method is to turn the body away from the enemy. Some species can shoot the spines from behind, but... this species obviously cannot."

The porcupine spirit was obviously very angry when he heard this, his little head turned around and glared at Gu Xiuze indignantly, howling angrily.

What's wrong with not being able to shoot!Don't have such a discriminatory talent!

If a porcupine doesn't show off its power, just treat it as a stupid pig, right?

It just so happened that the porcupine spirit was a little tired from fighting with the Taoist priests, and couldn't help but feel like retreating. At this time, he was irritated by the words of two humans, Gu Jingcheng and Gu Xiuze, so he changed his target on the spot, and attacked everyone in the program group with small steps backwards .

In the dark forest, a porcupine attacked unarmed ordinary people, and the situation was visibly critical.

The priests were all shocked. The porcupine was covered in thorns, and when it turned into its original form, it had almost no natural enemies. Even they, it was difficult to subdue it, let alone a group of ordinary people.

As for the unidentified master of the Xiaodao Temple?

Seeing him take out the short and small mahogany sword that looked like a child's, the Taoist priests no longer expected him to be of any help.

Although they didn't have a good impression of this group of young people before, but in such a critical situation, the priests couldn't help feeling unbearable, and rushed up in shock: "Be careful!!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Yu Miao took a step forward, with dazzling footwork, he didn't know how to do it, and appeared in front of the porcupine in the blink of an eye.

The porcupine essence couldn't react and was stunned for a moment.

Yu Miao lightly passed the tip of the peach wood sword forward, piercing through the gap between his head with few thorns and the ground, and then, turning the sword body, using the sword edge to pick up the porcupine's belly, flip it upwards forcefully!

The porcupine spirit immediately soared into the air, was pressed down on its belly by the mahogany sword all the way, and smashed hard towards the ground. Because it didn't have time to react, several spikes on its back were crushed.

The porcupine groaned in pain, who knew it wasn't over yet, Yu Miao raised the mahogany sword slightly, quickly pressed it down again, and slapped the porcupine's belly fiercely several times.

Contrary to the hard thorns on the back, the porcupine's belly has no thorns at all, and the belly is soft and fragile. Being whipped by Yu Miao, it immediately curled up in pain.

This is also one of the classic defensive postures of the porcupine. With his head retracted between his front legs, most predators will be helpless against him.

However, how could Yu Miao take advantage of him like this, Tao Mujian quickly slapped him on the head, Porcupine only felt a pain in his head, and instinctively spread his body away.

Just like that, the porcupine essence was tightened by Yu Miao for a while, and then spread out for a while. The whole porcupine seemed to be doing sit-ups. The strength and frequency made many young artists present feel ashamed.

The priests on the other side were already bewildered by this dramatic scene, watching Yu Miao's actions almost in a daze, and even forgot to go up to support for a while.

It was Taoist Master Xie Zhen of Qinglian Taoist Temple who was the first to react. Seeing that the porcupine spirit was already in pain, the whole porcupine collapsed on the ground, and could only let out unknown howls through its nose. Yu Miao stopped: "Senior Yu, senior Yu calm down! Forget it!"

Others also came back to their senses one after another, and stepped forward to stop them: "Little...You Daoist Yu, stop beating, this pig is a third-level protected animal in the country, if you kill it, you can't explain it to the Animal Protection Association!"

Unexpectedly, as soon as these words came out, the porcupine spirit, who was still lying on the ground dying, suddenly jumped up and sat up again.

His face was swollen from the beating, but he still stubbornly stretched out his front paws, pointed at the Taoist who was talking, and corrected him seriously: "Porcupine...not a pig!!"

Everyone: "..."

No... Don't worry about the address at this time, okay!

Yu Miao was so angry because he tried to attack the brat and Gu Xiuze in her group, she didn't have any scruples about attacking him, now seeing that he has no remorse at all, and dared to act fiercely, she became even more angry.

"What's wrong with you? If you don't agree with me, you try to hurt people. Isn't this kind of pig that everyone gets and punishes?"

The porcupine spirit hoarse: "Yes...it's a porcupine! It's not a pig!!"

"shut up!"

Yu Miao was stopped by several Taoist priests, and she still swung the mahogany sword vigorously, trying to give the porcupine spirit a few more hits, but these old Taoist priests refused to let go. I really waited for the eyes of the priests to be filled with doubts.

The director ghost on the side was even more indignant: "What's the matter with your Taoist Association! You have such a double standard on pigs and ghosts? If this is a ghost, it would have been killed by your leader long ago. This porcupine spirit is lurking in other people's hotels Living for free, harassing customers, making the boss unable to do business, and now pretending to be the boss to trick us and try to attack humans! He has done so many bad things, why can't he be killed?"

The Taoist priests were ashamed for a while when he asked.

To be honest, they also think this rule is weird, but the porcupine is a third-class protected animal in the country. Compared with the ghosts that ordinary people can't see and touch, after these wild animals die, if the body is found, they will kill them The members of the Taoist Association caused no small trouble.

Daoist Zhao's face was also very ugly when he heard this, but since he started learning art, the education he received was like this, so he didn't think he was wrong, at most he felt that the wild boar spirit should be punished accordingly.

The porcupine spirit found that the young Taoist priest who hit him had a murderous intent on his face, and the old Taoist priest on the side also looked at him a little more in his eyes, and immediately couldn't care less about arguing whether he was a pig or not, and shouted injustice Get up: "I'm not! I don't! Don't talk nonsense! When did I live for free? Don't slander the good monster!!"

The director ghost was not used to him at all, and counted out one by one for him with his hips on his hips: "You took up all the luxurious suites of others, and you didn't pay for them. You made tea, slept, and littered things in there. What a shame. Isn’t it free to eat and live? Let’s not talk about this, how many guests have you scared away during your stay here? Cutting people’s wealth is like killing parents, have you heard of it!”

The porcupine spirit was startled when he saw a ghost floating out, but then he was distracted by the director's ghost's words, and retorted angrily: "Who told you that if you don't pay, you will live for free? It was when he recruited himself. As promised, food and lodging are included, otherwise, who would live in his crappy hotel? I spent so much effort just shooting promotional videos for him every day, and those guests only came after seeing the promotional videos I posted on the Internet. Well, otherwise, why do you think that such a small, remote hotel can have so many guests!?"

Everyone was stunned when they heard the words, Daoist Zhao frowned: "Recruitment?"

"That's right!" The porcupine stretched out his front paws, dug through the thorns all over his body, and found a piece of crumpled paper with a few holes poked out, "Look for yourself! The recruitment he posted himself, An editor with good aesthetics and strong learning ability, with a monthly salary of 3000, including food and housing!"

Everyone didn't understand: "Then what they are looking for is editing."

"I just helped him fly and finish the filming, isn't it better than the edited one?"

Everyone: "..."

This made sense, but they couldn't find anything to refute for a while.

Gu Xiuze discovered the key point: "Since you were recruited, why doesn't the boss know about your existence?"

The Porcupine Spirit said confidently, "Because he didn't recruit me."

Everyone: "...???"

"At that time, there was a college student who came to apply for the job, and the boss thought he was cheap, so he didn't want me." The porcupine spirit was still a little angry, how could there be a human worker who was cheaper than him!

He snorted twice indignantly, and the porcupine continued to spit: "He said it earlier! I don't need to be paid at all! I can find food by myself, as long as I cover it! My previous cave was occupied by humans. Even if it collapses, the human dwelling is still comfortable, spacious and comfortable.”

Everyone: "..."

Isn't it comfortable? That is the most expensive luxury suite in the hotel!