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Facing Gu Xiuze's murderous gaze, Song Zheyan was shocked and terrified, so speechless that he didn't know what to say.

The cautiousness and reverence that had arisen from the bottom of my heart before had disappeared, especially after seeing Gu Xiuze approaching, he stood directly behind Yu Miao with strong possessiveness, almost covering half of his body in his embrace.

Song Zheyan: "..."

Although he is not the kind of old-fashioned person who thinks that two men cannot be together, but to be honest, this kind of situation will only make him feel insane if this happens to the metaphysics celestial master.

In my impression, shouldn't all Taoist priests be pure-hearted and ascetic, and concentrate on studying Taoism?

Can't help feeling a little ashamed, Song Zheyan already had a bit of a retreat in his heart, and said stammeringly: "Yes, or I'll come back after a while..."

Yu Miao didn't feel any problem with the distance between herself and Gu Xiuze, and frowned when she heard the words: "Are you sure? Including this on you, there are at least two evil spirits in your family, after a while, I'm afraid it will be irreparable. "

Song Zheyan wanted to leave at first, but when he heard this, he suddenly turned around: "Two, two what? I have it too?!"

"Evil spirit!" Yu Miao blinked her eyes, and asked back as a matter of course: "Your neck is like this, don't you think it's an ordinary work-related injury?"

Song Zheyan: "..."

To be honest, he really thinks so.

Yu Miao saw what he was thinking, and said with a speechless expression: "Who has a neck muscle strain from playing with a mobile phone? You have a very heavy head these days and find it difficult to raise your head. Don't you have any ideas?"

Song Zheyan submissively said, how could he think of supernatural events?

In recent years, there have been endless news about cervical spondylosis caused by playing mobile phones and watching computers. When he felt sore in his neck, he thought it was because he was too busy with work recently and maintained a non-standard sitting posture for a long time.

It's not normal to think of supernatural events all at once!

He looked at Yu Miao with reverence again, and he didn't know if it was because of the openness of this place and the gentle breeze from the mountains, but he always felt that his back was cool, so he couldn't help swallowing, and asked tremblingly: "You How did you know that my neck is a muscle strain?"

Half of the muscle strains occur after strenuous exercise, which is a sports injury. The average office worker basically suffers from muscle fatigue caused by sedentary work. It is rare for such a situation to occur.

When I went to the hospital, the doctors were surprised. The degree of his strain can only appear when his head is pulled by a heavy object. Ke Song Tetsuhiko has extraordinary clothes and conversation, and he is not a minority. It stands to reason that such a situation should not happen. right.

Others only thought that he had fallen or that his cervical spine was misaligned. No one had ever told his true illness so accurately.

But Yu Miao didn't understand his shock: "You wear a ghost on your head every day, if you sleep casually at night, a normal stiff neck may break your neck, but you are lucky if you just get a strain."

"What, what!" The neck was twisted!

Song Zheyan's heart was shocked, and he couldn't help but raised his head suddenly. Who knew that the wound was involved in this moment, and his head fell back a little out of balance. Fortunately, there was the giant tree behind him, so he didn't make him top-heavy flip down.

But that alone was enough to hurt him.

Especially what Yu Miao said to him reminded him that he had had this kind of experience a few times before, but because he usually went to relatively fixed places and there were things behind him, nothing happened At most, he just hit the back of his head against the wall, knocking out a small bag.

Before, he only thought that his head was getting heavier and heavier was his own illusion, but he never thought that there was such a reason.

Could it be that he has been carrying a ghost on his head all this time?

Song Zheyan was startled, his back was immediately soaked in cold sweat, and he felt a cold swish on his forehead.

Who knows that this is not over yet, Yu Miao said again: "But although this evil spirit on your body is harmful, it is not too difficult to deal with. I said the trouble is that the evil spirit on your family is slowly eating away at your family's body , you really don’t plan to solve it early? If you drag it on, you might lose your life.”

How dare Song Zheyan question Yu Miao?

There is a younger brother in his family. After the second child was allowed, his parents asked for it again. He is 10 years younger than him.

Song Zheyan’s younger brother was accidentally injured when he was 10 years old. He accidentally fell to the ground while riding a bicycle and broke his knee, but he suffered from a strange disease. In the process of wound healing, the wound did not follow Ordinary people grow new skin tissue, but continuously grow something like bark or even branches.

These things grow rapidly, and within a month, a thick layer has grown, turning one of my brother's legs into the shape of a tree trunk.

The family was scared to death, but they went to various famous dermatology hospitals at home and abroad, but they couldn't cure it completely. The treatment plan given by the doctor was to wait for these bark-shaped things to grow out, and then go to the hospital for surgical excision. Prevent my brother from completely turning into a monster with bark.

But such a half-human, half-tree state caused great trouble to their family.

Needless to say, my younger brother, when he first got sick, when he went to school, his classmates were unwilling to play with him. His performance in physical education, which was originally strong, dropped rapidly because of his illness. From a star player on the school basketball team to a mere Anonymous who can sit in the auditorium and stare at the stadium.

Their family also moved several times because of the unkindness of the people around them to their younger brother, but the result was still not optimistic.

In fact, they also know that most people will instinctively reject things that are beyond their own cognition, but because it is their family members who are sick, they will instinctively try to accept it.

Not to mention anything else, "cannibalization" is the most appropriate description for his younger brother's sick state.

He is completely convinced now, Yu Miao has never even met his family, but he can tell the situation of their family accurately, what is it?

All previous thoughts about Yu Miao's unreliability were swept away, Song Zheyan quickly overturned his previous statement, and asked Yu Miao to go to his home to take a look again: "It's urgent, I wonder if we can leave now?"

"Can it be..."

Yu Miao was confused by this person's frequent changes in attitude, but in view of 90's face, she didn't say anything, she found the director ghost to ask for leave, and a ghost driver left to drive one of the buses away up.

The Taoist priests of the Taoist Association originally planned to walk down the mountain, but the porcupine spirits had worn out their hooves when they came here from the south, so naturally they didn't want to suffer this kind of pain anymore. The green bamboo spirits also stared at their big eyes, eagerly Stare at the priests.

Many of these priests belong to sects that allow marriage, and the family is full of children and grandchildren, so they really can't see this kind of look.

But they did not drive here. If they had to wait for Jingkangcheng Taoist Association to send a car to pick them up, the hotel would not be able to accommodate so many Taoist priests.

They all heard from the director Gui that metaphysical elements are not allowed in the show, even though they are listed Taoist priests from formal Taoist temples, they have to try not to appear in the camera.

The group of people and the spirit stalemate at the door for a long time. The Taoists discussed and said, "Or take a step back and call the Beijing Taoist Association to send a car. We should be in time when we get to the foot of the mountain."

The other Taoists thought it was good, it not only met the requirements of these spirits, but it was not too conniving.

Who knows that the porcupine essence still disagrees with life and death.

Relying on his original shape, he fell to the ground and rolled around: "I don't want to walk! I am a national third-level protected animal, and you are abusing the national protected animal!"

The priests were still surprised when they saw him lying down, because when they were in the hotel earlier, although the porcupine spirit always uttered wild words, he respected Taoist priests like them, how did he become like this when he came out?

The porcupine spirit snorted, these stupid humans, are they stupid to think they are spirits?

Earlier, there was that violent young Taoist priest and those stunned-headed youths, one of them was so profound in Taoism that he was overwhelmed, and the rest of them bullied others, and beat him in the stomach with mahogany swords at every turn. He is crazy. Spoil in front of those people.

These priests are different. From the very beginning, these people saved him from the violent Taoist priest, and these people couldn't beat him. Of course, he did whatever he felt comfortable with.

"I don't care! You are cruel to animals. Once you get out, I will sue you at the Animal Protection Association!"

After all, the porcupine spirit is a monster, without the ideas of propriety, righteousness and shame of human beings, and after becoming its original form, it is even more free to let itself go.

Not to mention that this place is the entrance of the hotel, it has just been cleaned and it is very clean, even if it is a quagmire, he would dare to roll in it.

Taoists: "..."

The priests were so angry that they blew their beards and stared at him, and then they realized that the porcupine spirit couldn't walk, it was simply playing a rogue by relying on the Taoist Association's tolerance regulations on spirits and monsters.

The children in their own family have never been so spoiled before. A mere porcupine spirit is even doing things like sitting up and down!

However, the relevant regulations of the association are still stuck in hundreds of years ago, when spirits and monsters were still rare, in order to protect this group of natural bred spirits, the Taoist Association made various restrictive regulations on its members, so that Even today, after the flood of spirits, they still have nothing to do with such rogue spirits.

A group of Taoist priests and spirits were deadlocked at the door.

There are people coming and going in the hotel, but when ordinary people come out at this time, they see this talking porcupine, and this group of delicate and cute green bamboo dolls that don't look like the children of this group of Taoists. what kind of trouble.

Is it possible that the porcupine spirit succeeded in this way?

The priests were all unwilling, but inside the hotel, those middle-aged and elderly fans of Yu Miao were very enthusiastic. They searched the hotel, but couldn't find any more projects that could help Master Yu earn money, so they began to focus on to the outside of the hotel.

Hearing the sound of approaching messy footsteps, the faces of the priests became more and more ugly.

The porcupine spirit on the ground looked smug, thinking that the group of ordinary people would come over later and see how you explain it.

It's better to agree to his conditions now while no one finds out, lest ordinary mortals discover the secrets of this world and have to expend effort to explain and cover them up.

I have to say that the porcupine essence’s journey of hundreds of kilometers was not in vain. Although I didn’t find out any useful information, I have a very clear understanding of the fact that elves and supernatural creatures cannot appear in front of people casually. On the lifeblood of Taoist priests.

The faces of the priests changed again and again, like neon lights, they looked at each other, and they all saw helplessness in their eyes.

There is no way, the rules are like this, they are all the management of the Taoist Association, and they can't take the lead in violating discipline.

The porcupine spirit saw that their attitudes were loose, and the speed of kicking hooves in mid-air also slowed down. If it wasn't for the fact that the original shape was not easy to make expressions, he might have smiled triumphantly at this moment.

However, just a second before the priests spoke, Yu Miao's voice suddenly sounded next to his ears: "Hey, are you still there?"

The porcupine essence stopped suddenly, and immediately jumped up from the ground.

Seeing the speed and height of the jump, the Taoists were amazed. They thought that if it wasn't Jing, no wonder they wouldn't participate in any competitions. They all wanted to introduce Wild Boar Jing as a high jumper.