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On the top of Shuangfeng Mountain, three completely different races of humans, demons and ghosts are divided into two camps, standing opposite each other, seeming to be arguing fiercely about something.

It's the end of spring, and most of the mountains in the southwest are still covered with evergreen trees, but most of the trees on the mountains are yellow and shriveled, and the leaves are thinner than those in the capital. It seems that they have been soaked in Yin Qi for too long, and even their vitality is tenacious. Some of the trees couldn't bear it anymore.

As the quarrel between the two sides became more and more intense, a cold and gloomy wind blew on the top of the mountain, and the green trees all over the mountain were rustled.

On the edge of the cliff, Yu Miao stood there alone, staring at the tumbling clouds under her feet, and couldn't help but sighed deeply.

The quarreling sounds coming from his ears completely ignored his noise-cancelling headphones, and passed into his ears without hindrance——

"Boys, listen to me, it's the 21st century now, how can anyone use knives and guns? Our modern girls don't like this style!"

After all, Huang Xinghai was still a little young. In terms of who to introduce, of course, the uncles and aunts from the abandoned base were more proficient.

Aunt Ghost has obviously done this kind of work before, she is very professional, and she doesn’t talk nonsense when she comes up. First, she asked the group of ghosts about the date of death and the cause of death. Work unit and income.

"Worker, work unit? Income?" The Yin soldiers blinked their eyes, confused.

"It's the place where you work, and how much money you can get from the boss every month... Needless to say, the work unit, you are all Yin soldiers of the Golden Fetal Palace anyway, how much money will the Golden Fetal Palace give you every month?" Money?"

As soon as this topic came up, the ghosts nearby all looked over curiously.

It's not that they are eating from the bowl and looking at the pot, but mainly want to know how the salary level of illegal enterprises compares with their Xianyu view.

Previously, I heard from those priests that although the Golden Fetus Hall is an enterprise that illegally employs ghost workers, it has quite a lot of influence in the southwest and has made a lot of money. I think the treatment of employees should be good, right?

Some employees who had just joined the company and did not have a strong sense of belonging to the company suddenly felt a little different.

But then, it was broken by the answers of the Yin soldiers——

"Monthly money? We soldiers don't have monthly money. When we die, it will be sent to the family along with the pension."

The employees of Xianyu Temple: "..."

Yin soldier: "?"

The aunt who was in charge of the blind date registration didn't think too much about it.

Yu Miao helped them avenge Mrs. Qiu's in-laws, let them move from the abandoned construction site to the base dormitory, their living conditions improved so much, and helped them regain the self-worth they had lost since retirement, and saw so many vibrant young people. Young people... one pile after another, doing much better than the underworld.

They can't wait to work in Xianyu Temple forever, how could they have a different heart?

After hearing what the Yin soldiers said, the aunt even wanted to recruit them to her company: "You bosses are not good, who stipulates that people don't need money after death? Look at how dim your souls are. If you don’t replenish the offerings in time, if you stay in the world, it will disappear sooner or later! You see, our company’s benefits are very good, not only monthly salary, but also staff meals, and the company is the only ghost-run enterprise recognized by the underworld!”

"Yes, is that so?" The Yin soldiers were confused.

They, who have been dead for hundreds of years, don't understand so many nouns in aunt's words at all. They only know that the place where these ghosts stay is indeed much better than them.

But they are all a bunch of rough ghosts, they didn't care much about living conditions when they were alive, and they really have nothing to spend money after they die. Hearing this, they are not as excited as the aunt imagined.

The leading centurion said embarrassedly: "But the master of the Golden Womb Hall clearly promised us that as long as we win the battle, he will find us a female ghost..."

Otherwise, they wouldn't have stopped suddenly just now.

Aside from being a little shy after hearing Huang Xinghai's words, it was more because of seeing a few women in the group of ghosts, especially the vixen who was as beautiful as a fairy descending from the earth in the group of ghosts.

——Of course, there are also some yin soldiers who are attracted to such a tender little ghost as Huang Xinghai.

Huang Xinghai: "..."

Yu Miao: "..."

The aunt is well-informed, and she obviously came into contact with a lot of enlightened and advanced ideas after her death. She frowned when she heard this, waved her hands in distaste and said: "Now the little girl has a job and income, and what she does is called by those people." Did you go? What they said is outrageous, they are obviously lying to you!"

"That's right, all of you have been deceived by the group of evil spirits in the Golden Fetus Palace. They treat you like monkeys! Look at you, those who live and sleep on this mountain are as dirty as savages. Is there any girl from a good family?" I would like ghosts like you! They just tricked you into helping them fight!"

When it comes to such a big event as marrying a daughter-in-law, the mood swings of the Yin soldiers are obviously much greater.

The centurion gritted his teeth even more: "Damn it! That's how it is! I said it's so difficult to find a group of girls, and I haven't found a single girl for more than ten years!"

Everyone:"…………"

You haven't fulfilled your promise for more than ten years, yet you still believe in the Golden Fetus Palace so much.

It's really not wrong to be cheated.

Thinking about it, I definitely couldn't say these words. My aunt heard that this group of Yin soldiers had been cheated so badly, and she looked at them with even more pity.

"In today's society, ghosts can't find a wife without a job."

The Yin soldiers who were so majestic and frightened that everyone almost couldn't take care of themselves fell into deep panic.

The centurion asked anxiously, "What can I do about this?"

They are all temporarily conscripted soldiers. After going to the battlefield, they can’t return home once in a few years. Even if the family wants to marry them a wife, they don’t have time to go back to carry on the family. Therefore, the only obsession after death is that the wife and children are hot on the kang. .

It's fine if ghosts can't have children, but they have to marry their wives!

So when they heard that their only remaining dream was about to be shattered, the Yin soldiers immediately panicked, looking at the aunt as if they had grasped the last straw.

To be honest, these soldiers are ugly, but they were all due to malnutrition in that era, and their aura can still add a lot of points.

Looking at them, the aunt seemed to see her own ugly but gentle junior, her eyes became gentle for a moment, and she patiently persuaded: "Don't be afraid, I have a good idea."

"What way?" Yin soldiers asked nervously.

The aunt did not answer immediately, but looked at Yu Miao who was beside her.

Yu Miao: "?"

Look at what he's doing, he's not a roundworm in aunt's stomach.

Aunt: "..."

The big boss of the company failed to receive the signal of recruiting new employees. The vixen beside him was very alert. He immediately took out a business card from his pocket and handed it to the centurion in front of him.

"I'm the manager of the brokerage company under Xianyuguan. Our crew happens to lack some extras who play soldiers. I think your conditions are very good. I wonder if you are interested in joining Xianyuguan?"

The vixen spoke with the tone of a manager, what was mentioned earlier was about group performances, and the latter was directly about joining Xianyu Temple.

If the Yin soldiers nodded their heads, they would directly become employees of Xianyu Temple.

The Yin soldiers had never seen such a beautiful woman, and felt that even the emperor's concubine could not be so beautiful.The centurion's hands were trembling when he took the business card, smelling the scent of the perfume concocted on the business card, the whole ghost was in a trance, who cares what the vixen said?Just nod indiscriminately.

Even when the vixen asked the green bamboo spirit behind him to conjure a contract and ask them to sign their names, they didn't even have the slightest precautions.

These contracts are all stamped with a grimace official seal, which is equivalent to crossing the Ming Road in front of Dongyue Emperor. After signing their names, these Yin soldiers will not be able to run away if they want to, otherwise they will be considered a breach of contract.

After finishing all this, the vixen covered her lips and smiled lightly, and glanced at Yu Miao with her charming fox eyes, which meant: How about it, am I amazing?

Yu Miao: "..."

The centurion was so bewildered by the vixen. Looking at the official seal on the contract, he felt a strange force enveloping him. Immediately afterwards, his body became scorching hot, and some evil spirits produced after death boiled involuntarily. stand up.

Looking back, he found that the brothers behind him were also in the same situation, and he was shocked: "What, what's going on?"

The centurion turned his head and wanted to ask the vixen, who knew that the vixen had just packed up the contract, but was pulled back behind him by the vigilant black bear, blocking their sight.

In the end, Yu Miao couldn't bear it anymore and said: "The contract has come into effect, and the formation described on it is clearing away your resentment."

Huang Xinghai echoed: "With the worth of Mr. Meow, this kind of ritual would cost hundreds of thousands of dollars. You can do it now, and you won't have to suffer again when you reincarnate in the underworld. This is a great thing , don’t you know what’s good and what’s wrong!”

Innocence is innocence, they are both ghosts, and they still understand some rules of reincarnation.

The turmoil of the Yin soldiers stopped immediately, and the centurion asked curiously: "Is it hundreds of thousands of ghost coins for a ceremony that can only be performed once for hundreds of thousands?"

Huang Xinghai snorted coldly: "Of course it's the money of living people! Converted into ghost coins, at least it's hundreds of millions!"

"Wow!"

There was a burst of exclamation from the Yin soldiers, and they looked at Yu Miao with even more reverence.

One ritual can cost hundreds of millions. Following this Xianyu Temple seems to have a better future than following the Golden Fetus Hall!

Making money and marrying a wife is just around the corner!

At the same time, hiding in a certain house in the mountains, the skinny old man who was doing missionary work suddenly turned red, and fell to the ground as if he had been severely injured, and spit out a big mouthful of blood with a "wow".

Everyone in the room was shocked, and quickly stepped forward to help him up: "Master! What's wrong with you, Master?"

The skinny old man frowned, covered his chest and shook his head: "It's probably that group of Yin soldiers making trouble again. Where's the female ghost I asked you to find, haven't you found it yet?!"

As he spoke, he raised his head, and that face was that of He Yuantong, the master of the Golden Fetus Hall, whom the Taoist Association could not find anywhere, even close to him.

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