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Except for Master Yu, no one took the fat Taoist's words seriously.

Emperor Dongyue asked Daoist Zhao behind him: "Is what he said true?"

Daoist Zhao nodded, and said with a serious expression: "The global climate has changed a lot these years, and the temperature in various places is extremely extreme. There are cases of scorching sun the day before and snow the day after the day. And just this year alone, there have been several incidents abroad that surpassed the past dozens of times. Years of disasters, such as forest fires, tsunamis, earthquakes, etc. that stretched for tens of miles, caused the smallest casualties due to the timely rescue in China, but dozens of people died.”

Feng Bo and Yu Shi listened beside him, with indifferent expressions on their faces.

Their gods have always had little empathy for the life and death of small human beings. It was not until they heard Daoist Zhao talk about the disasters in various places that they were so moved.

As a result, after listening for a long time, dozens of people died.

Feng Bo was a little speechless: "What kind of natural disaster is this? In the past, there were earthquakes and plagues, and tens of thousands of people died. At that time, the human population was not as large as it is today."

He has learned a lot during his time in the mortal world. Don't people in the mortal world complain that the population is too dense and the housing prices are extremely high. Ordinary people are busy all their lives, but they can't even afford a house?

Now that dozens of people have died, it feels like something is distressing.

I don't know why, but since he learned that the torrential rain that has plagued the southwest for several months was caused by a couple's quarrel, Daoist Zhao's awe of these gods has inexplicably dissipated a lot, and now he dares to answer: "My lord doesn't know something, Although our country has a large population, the aging population has become serious in recent decades, and young people are becoming less and less willing to have children, which has actually caused great hidden dangers.”

The fat Taoist also echoed: "Not only the human world, but also the underworld. A large number of ghosts stay in the underworld, with nowhere to go, and the probability of picking quarrels and troubles will increase. Otherwise, the underworld will not give Senior Yu's Immortal Feather View" promotion. The title of "Guikou Employment Demonstration Unit" has allowed them to recruit more employees."

Feng Bo: "..."

He vaguely remembered that just now the emperor was going to introduce them to some kind of part-time job in Xianyu Temple.

Sure enough, it's because it has something to do with the underworld!

The relationship between the heaven and the underworld is not as bad as the folklore says, but the heaven is spacious and bright, with a peaceful atmosphere, but the underworld is mostly filled with resentful ghosts. As divine beasts, it is normal for them not to want to go to those dark and negative places of.

They don't think that Yu Miao's fairy feather temple can really solve any problems for the underworld. Emperor Dongyue's protection of weaknesses must be a "demonstration unit for promoting ghost mouth employment", which is just a back door for his disciples.

Emperor Dongyue noticed his displeased eyes, but just shook his head.

Immediately afterwards, he brought the topic back: "The fire has lasted for several months. It seems that it is indeed not a mortal means. But even if the heavens are lost, there are still managers in the western heavens. How can they fall to this point?"

Speaking of this, Uncle Feng became even angrier: "The group of gods in the west just disobeyed discipline and gathered together to avoid being incorporated into the Heavenly Court. They are not the real Heavenly Court!"

The contradiction between the Eastern and Western Heavens is really profound.It can be seen from the mythology of the East and the West that, rather than divinity, the gods in Western mythology have more of humanity, lust, jealousy, indiscriminate killing, desire... seldom have images of mercy.

The gods of the Western Heaven are not much different from the ones described in the myth. Just now Yu Miao said that they are lawless, but in fact the gods of the Western Heaven are really rebellious and extremely absurd.

They're just a bunch of unreliable bastards!

With such a group of gods gathered together, the leaders of the Western Heaven are not so much managers as their umbrellas, tool people to help them escape the accountability of heaven.

Ordinary people read the myths as if they were reading a story, and they never thought that the east and west heavens are actually interconnected. Daoist Zhao and Yu Miao were stunned when they heard it.

The fat Taoist hesitated and said: "But if they don't obey discipline, it's a matter of heaven. Why are you so angry?"

Yu Miao waved her hand, understanding very well: "Don't worry about being few, but about unevenness. Think about it, when you were in kindergarten, you were honest and obedient, doing your homework and eating lunch, but the teacher not only didn't praise you, but also treated the one who often fought and made trouble. The classmate turned a blind eye and gave you all small red flowers, are you angry? He is jealous that others play well without being punished."

Feng Bo: "..."

How can I say that I can't do without kindergarten? !

What kind of mysterious organization is this kindergarten!

Uncle Feng glanced at Yu Miao inexplicably, but before he could say anything, the eyes of Emperor Dongyue and Gu Xiuze drifted over.

"..."

He was a little annoyed immediately, but he really didn't dare to say anything in front of these two.

Especially when he took the lead in making mistakes before and was arrested.

It is difficult for mortals like Yu Miao to continue to participate in the matter of the heavenly court. Emperor Dongyue nodded and said that he would check it out, and then let Fengbo Yushi and Lei Gong go.

But before they left, they smiled again and said, "You really don't want to come to my apprentice's Immortal Feather View to develop?"

Feng Bo Yushi Lei Gong: "..."

Glancing faintly at the exuberant golden light of merit on Yu Miao's body, especially the one beside him with a serious face, the three gods fell silent.

The fat Taoist priest is very good at finding people to go down the steps, waved his hand and said: "Oh, great emperor, he is a civil servant in the heaven, and he came from the iron rice bowl. He must look down on the salary of our three melons and two dates in the world. Even if the immortals of our seniors There are countless believers in Yu Guan, and they have just broken through the tens of millions mark, and there are still people who offer incense thick as thighs every day, and it is definitely not as good as the incense in the heaven."

He sincerely felt that Tianting's conditions were good, but who knew that just as he finished speaking, Fengbo Yushi and the others suddenly raised their heads and looked towards him.

"what did you just say?"

"Thousands of believers? There are thigh-thick incense sticks every day?!"

Boom!Boom!

Regardless of Uncle Feng's covering his mouth, Lei Gong immediately raised his hand and shouted: "I'm coming! I want to join Xianyu Guan!!"

Rumble!

Everyone: "..."

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The three gods were recruited by Xianyu Guan in such a daze.

The main reason is that Yu Miao is confused.

Does anyone really like to burn incense sticks with thick thighs in front of them every day?

Should he show the three of them the three big golden bronze tripods at the gate of the base, so as to dispel their thoughts?

Yu Miao seriously felt that this method was feasible, but Gu Xiuze held down the phone as soon as she touched it.

Gu Xiuze's expression has been very strange ever since Emperor Dongyue appeared and mentioned the Dao of Heaven to the opposite party, but now his brows are still furrowed, and only when he met Yu Miao's gaze did he relax a bit.

"I don't think it's better to do this." He said meaningfully, "Although I don't know why, but I think they will be more willing to join when they see the three copper tripods."

Yu Miao: "..."

Really?Why is he so disbelieving?

On the other side, Yu Shi and Lei Gong have already inquired about the treatment with Emperor Dongyue: "Can we win all those believers? How much is the monthly incense, and is there room for improvement?"

Emperor Dongyue kept answering their questions with a smile, and the atmosphere was harmonious.

Uncle Feng at the side almost rolled his eyes to the sky, but he also secretly listened to the movement with one ear pricked up.

In fact, it's not to blame Yu Shi and Lei Gong for being excited, it's really that the current Heavenly Court is no longer as good as it used to be.

In the feudal society in the past, people's education level was not high, and their vision was limited. When they encountered something beyond their cognition, they subconsciously liked to attract gods and ghosts, or they simply needed a spiritual belief.

At that time, not to mention how prosperous the incense in the heavenly court was, the white mist of the incense was so thick that it was almost impossible to see the way. They flew such a long distance, and they still carried some incense on their bodies. The white circle was regarded by some mortals as It's fairy spirit.

But now that people's lives are busy and their spiritual world is rich, their spiritual beliefs are less and less needed, and they are even regarded as a kind of feudal superstition.

Master Feng Bo Yu felt the deepest.

In the past, their incense was very prosperous, and even the emperor would worship and pray to them for the sake of good weather in the coming year. The treatment was not much worse than that of Dongyue Emperor. Who would dare to say that they were small gods?

But now let alone incense, they went to the most prosperous Rain Master Temple in the past. That place has long been razed and built into tall buildings for ordinary people to live in. There are no statues of their gods in the incense shop, only a few A statue of a great god whose prestige is really indelible.

The white mist in the heavenly court was also so thin that it was almost invisible, and it was replaced by gray haze.

Speaking of this, I get angry, these mortals don't fear the heavens at all, the smog has lasted for so many years, and it hasn't been cured yet!

If it weren't for what they saw and heard this time, they wouldn't be so angry. Ordinary couples would quarrel for months without stopping.

After all, it is all for the believers and incense.

Originally, they disdained the concept of immortal feathers because they felt that Emperor Dongyue was selfish and gave his disciples a back door. Gods with godlike stature like them naturally disdain to be with such people, but now...

Yu Miao looked at Feng Bo Yu Shi's three faces from a distance and gradually flattered them, and felt that Gu Xiu Ze was right.

He slammed his fist into the palm of his hand, and muttered bitterly: "It's really spineless! It's embarrassing to Tianting!"

Feng Bo: "..."

Rain Master: "..."

Lei Gong also wanted to introduce his wife to work part-time: "..."

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