Salted fish Tianshi became popular in the entertainment industry

The program "I Am a Big Star" was relaunched after the rectification, and the rules have changed a lot.

Among them, the most distressing thing for the audience is the change in the duration of the live broadcast in the main live broadcast room.

From the original 24-hour uninterrupted live broadcast, it is necessary to return to the 9:9 am to [-]:[-] pm stated in the previous official announcement.

The good news is that the exclusive live broadcast room for the players will not change. Once it is detected that the players get up, the live broadcast will start immediately.

On the one hand, the director is reluctant to have the traffic in the exclusive live broadcast room. When she was an audience member, she wished that the live broadcast room would be open 24 hours a day. Now that she is a director, she naturally thinks what the audience thinks. Will take pictures of privacy.

On the other hand, after all, there are non-human employees in the base, and ghosts appear from time to time. The police are also afraid that some irreversible accidents will happen after all the cameras are turned off.

As for the live footage, just add an additional review process.

Just like that, "I'm a Big Star" was off the air for less than a day, and after making adjustments in various details, and replacing some players, it went online again immediately, and started the live broadcast of the final assessment performance of the first episode .

At nine o'clock in the evening, as soon as the live broadcast room was opened, tens of millions of viewers poured in at the same time, almost causing the live broadcast website to crash.

Fortunately, there are also talents in this field on the program team. The myopic ghost who lost his glasses sneaked into the backstage of the live broadcast website along the network cable, borrowed a pair of glasses from someone, and tapped his fingers on the keyboard. Caton's live broadcast website unexpectedly recovered in an instant, and even the picture quality became clearer.

"The framework of your website is too old, and there are no notes behind the code? It's too irregular!"

"The founder of your website must have been self-taught, right? Ten years ago, our school had included code norms as a compulsory course. It's just like this, it's safe to fail!"

"It's such a mess, and there are no notes, what will the programmers do later? Don't dare to fix bugs!"

The room was full of bald-headed youths who were so frightened by the dark ghosts that came out of the keyboard that they almost went to heaven. After seeing the superb coding skills of the myopic ghosts, they were deeply impressed, and they came over to take notes and study hard. Nodding sympathetically.

It's been ten years!

The oldest department director among them was bald because of this pile of garbled codes. Now he is only 30 years old, and he has already shaved his head to hide it!

These people are not much better, each of them spends half an hour before going out, applying hairspray to each strand of hair to keep them upright, and squatting or bending over any time When you are on the road, take strict precautions, and be alert to any passerby who may see the top of your head passing by.

This kind of pain is impossible for people other than programmers to experience it!

It was too late for everyone to meet each other, and the myopic ghost even shared with this group of young juniors his unique hairstyle secrets, so that even when they bend down and squat down, they will not be caught by passers-by from a social distance See through your own secrets.

So half an hour later, the myopic ghost returned with victory, not only solved the problem of the freeze in the live broadcast room, but also harvested a lot of tributes from the younger generation of programmers——

A pair of glasses with the right prescription, a handy keyboard, and a new set of PHP journals and related SCI papers published this year.

The myopic ghost pushed the brand-new glasses on the bridge of his nose, and finally saw the world clearly again, proudly showing off to his colleague ghosts beside him: "After they know that being a ghost won't lose their hair, they will envy me and their work enthusiasm will increase. Many!"

All people and ghosts: "..."

At this time, the live broadcast has entered the right track, and the elimination rules of the first episode of the program also appeared on the big screen.

No matter what unbelievable things happened before, and how much the program group looks like comedians in the eyes of newcomers, "I am a big star" is still a cruel elimination talent show, and half of the first episode will be eliminated Only the 51 players with the highest number of votes are left.

But the 51 players did not always fight alone.

During the assessment process of the players, the mentors will select the players to enter their own group according to their own vision. After the voting results come out, the selected players will stay in the corresponding mentor team, and the remaining unselected ones, Then after the negotiation of the instructors, they will enter different teams.

From the beginning of the second period, the mentors will lead the players of their respective teams to conduct multi-faceted competitions. At the end of each period, open voting will still be held, and the ten players with the lowest number of votes will be eliminated.

This is more like a two-way assessment of mentors and contestants by the program group.

The vision of the mentors must be good enough to ensure that after the results of the voting come out, the members of their team will not be too ugly.

And the contestants must also choose their mentor carefully, otherwise, if the mentor is not strong enough to retain enough audiences, it means that their entire group may be at the bottom and face elimination.

It can only be said that Director Gui is worthy of being a true fan of talent show variety shows. As soon as this setting came out, the bullet screen immediately exploded.

There are objections:

[Is there something wrong with the program team?The mentor came to your new show and was already downgraded, but now you want to check the mentor's vision? 】

[Take my sister away, as long as my sister doesn't fall in love and has a good eye, she doesn't need the program group assessment at all! 】

[Please, I finally found a talent show variety show that I can still watch, please don't make such a move, okay?The other three mentors only have as many fans as they want. Isn't it a big deal to let an amateur come in and lead a group? 】

[It's outrageous, the contestants are all newcomers, and with Yu Miao, can they still live?This show is so blatantly shady, why hasn't it been closed yet? 】

But these voices are only a minority, and more fans completely believe in the strength of their idols, and have even begun to compare each other, betting on whose team's players will survive to the end.

The passers-by and the audience are even more adrenaline surged.

【right!Just shoot like this!Make trouble! 】

[Hahahahaha this is interesting!What's the use of asking a mentor to pour chicken soup for the soul there? This is a variety show!Variety shows are meant to be entertaining! 】

[The tutor and the players raise Gu together, I can't wait to know the result. 】

【I'm really looking forward to Yu Miao's group fighting against the wind. 】

In such a lively atmosphere, the opening show ended smoothly, and the four tutors came on stage and introduced themselves respectively.

The first three mentors are regulars in TV movies and shows and don't need much introduction, audiences know them all.

Among the four, only Yu Miao is an amateur who has nothing to do with the entertainment industry, or has been promoted from a contestant to a mentor, and dominates the screen in the hot searches related to the show. Everyone is looking forward to who is Yu Miao.

It's a pity that they were disappointed. Yu Miao just wanted to be a quiet fish, and even introduced herself very briefly: "I'm Yu Miao. My selection criteria is only one - unlucky ones don't."

As soon as these words came out, the barrage was in an uproar.

【Oh my god, this amateur Taoist's tone is too loud. It's unlucky not to be in his group. He wants to be photographed but not to be popular. Isn't it all unlucky? 】

[The program team won't continue to stir up metaphysical topics, will they?In Yu Miao's group, the direct recommendation? 】

[So what if they are recommended, they will enter the entertainment circle after they come out, what can a Taoist priest do for them?Besides, at such a young age, he is not necessarily a real Taoist priest or a fake Taoist priest. 】

There are many similar bad-mouthing remarks, but they are all concentrated in the main live broadcast room with more passersby viewers.

Almost all of Yu Miao's fans gathered in his exclusive live broadcast room, and they were extremely excited when they heard this.

[Ah, ah, the concubine Yao is so domineering!Brainstorming that the ancient male concubine usually asks the emperor to rub her feet delicately, but at the critical moment, she directly draws her sword and goes to the battlefield... Ah, I can't do it! 】

[To be honest, those who can enter the meow group may really be the final winners.I'm not talking shady!Miaomiao can pinch and count, who can win and who can't, don't they know at a glance? 】

[Damn, I was just crying because of the gangsters in the main live broadcast room, and I wanted to ask you to scold me, but I saw what the sisters said... I still don't go, just wait for them to be slapped in the face! 】

[Suddenly, I had a dangerous thought. Those people should have come in after the program issued a clarification statement. If a ghost or something came at this time...]

Before he finished speaking, he was warned by the management of the live broadcast room because of triggering the banned words.

But fans who saw this sentence couldn't help but look forward to it.

Although it's not kind to think this way, they really want to see how the group of people in the live broadcast room get slapped in the face by Yu Miao.

It's a pity that anticipation is nothing but anticipation. Neither Yu Miao nor the director of the program group can make this kind of thing come true.

Needless to say, Yu Miao, one more thing is worse than one less thing, he wished that all the audience would forget the previous supernatural event, so that he could be a salted fish in peace.

It is even less likely for the director to hope that other ghosts will make trouble.

Another haunted hot search, I'm afraid her show will really be shut down!

She hasn't paid back yet!

In order to make the show more compliant, she even asked Gu Xiuze to arrange for Huang Xinghai to be a trainee, so as not to be found out that Huang Xinghai is a ghost and the whole show would be shut down.

For the star dream of her employees, she really worked hard.

The ghost employees who failed to grab the substitute spot and missed the opportunity to debut sighed: "Being a star, I am so envious of Xiao Huang."

"Good-looking ghosts are popular. I just saw Xiao Huanggang's Weibo account, and the number of followers has exceeded 50!"

"Hey, I knew I should be more careful when I die, otherwise I wouldn't even be able to pass the test of image."

"However, this group of contestants is also miserable. Their popularity can't even compare to a ghost."

The contestants who did not retire due to various reasons: "..."

It is the degree to which the dog will be autistic after listening to it.

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