Playing deaf and dumb in the hunter world

Xiaoxin's 5-year-old dream before time travel.

Dad smiled: What will my baby do when he grows up?

The silly boy said firmly and loudly: I will marry a popsicle seller when I grow up!This way you can eat popsicles every day!

(Tears streaming down my face... this kid is a foodie...)

Dad is very sad: but dad likes to eat roast chicken... what should I do? (This father is not much better...)

The silly boy struggled for a while, and finally justice defeated evil: Then I will marry a roast chicken seller when I grow up!

Silly dad is happy to bloom: she is really dad's filial daughter!

The two laughed foolishly together.

Mother angry: What do you teach your children!And you!Do not learn well!

Silly father was filled with righteous indignation: Yes!I can't marry my cute baby to those poor boys!

The silly boy slurred his speech: poor and blind!

Silly Dad: Whoever wants to marry my cute baby will eat my dad's old punch first!

The silly boy then raised his paw: An old punch!

(Note: Silly Dad is a professor in the Faculty of Liberal Arts in the university, the most standard weak scholar, and has never beaten anyone in his life.)

Xiaoxin's 8-year-old dream before time travel.

Teacher: What will the students want to do when they grow up?

A: Scientists!

B: Dancer!

C: General!

Ding: Police!

……

Silly boy: I want to be a teacher!

The teacher is very excited, finally there is one who wants to be a teacher: why?

Silly boy: Because my parents, grandparents, grandparents, uncles, aunts, aunts, uncles, aunts, uncles, aunts, aunts... are all teachers!I don't know what else to do besides being a teacher...

Teacher tears...

(Note: The silly boy is from a family of education. And he is from a family of liberal arts education...)

Xiaoxin's 14-year-old dream before time travel.

Classmate: What do you want to do in the future?

Silly boy: I want to be a cartoonist when I grow up!Strive for the Chinese animation industry for life!

Classmate: Great!Give me another signed painting!The kind that wants a beautiful girl, with big eyes!

The silly boy obediently picked up the pen: Oh.

(A certain silly child has been the queen painter in the class from junior high school to high school, and is responsible for blackboard newspapers and bulletin boards, class handwritten newspapers, etc...)

Xiaoxin's 17-year-old dream before time travel.

Buddies: Hey, how about you?

The silly girl has misty eyes: If possible... I want to be a writer.

Buddies: Oh oh!Very good!

The silly girl smiled foolishly: Those who lie to you will starve to death... (far eye...)

Buddies: Then what are you going to do?

Silly girl: Well, I guess it's the teacher, right?The whole family is a nest of teachers is also very interesting...

Xiaoxin's 20-year-old dream before time travel.

Sisters in the dormitory: what do you all want to do in the future!Sister speaks first!

A certain silly girl was lying on the bed, looking up at the ceiling and making a deep gesture: University professor.

Sisters: Sublime!Full of maternal glory!As expected of a big sister!

A silly girl explained embarrassingly: No, I wanted to go to graduate school, Ph.D. and go all the way up anyway, so I might as well become a teacher in a college.I have been hanging out with a bunch of beautiful young and beautiful girls all my life, and I am not old... Besides, I have many vacations, a stable job, and I don't have to go out to fight in the society, and the salary is good... I got the title of professor before I retired, and I will be a professor in this life. complete...

All the sisters smirked: Actually, the focus is on beautiful men, right?

A certain silly girl chuckled.

The dormitory was overwhelmed by the howling of wolves from women: Ooooh!Life lies in beautiful boys!As expected of a big sister!I want a beautiful boy too!

(It didn't take long for the silly girl to travel to a world where beautiful men are dangerous, and started the battle to stay away from the three beauties... Life is like this with ups and downs... Far eyes...)

Appendix The comparison of the new Fulis before and after crossing is as follows:

1. Occupation.

Before time-traveling: 20-year-old college student.

After time travel: 26-year-old new hunter.

2. Duty.

Before time travel: In elementary school, he served as the small team leader, road team leader, labor committee member, literature and art committee member, publicity committee member, leader of the language study group, leader of the broadcasting group, and center of the school's women's basketball team.In junior high school, he served as an English class representative, publicity committee member, student union publicity committee member, board newspaper team leader, and broadcasting station team leader.In high school, he served as a propaganda committee member, an organization committee member, and a choir poetry recitation leader.When I was in college, I served as the secretary of the Communist Youth League, the propaganda committee member of the party branch, the head of the dormitory, and the head of the heating pipe in the dormitory.

After crossing: Miss shopping guide at Whale Island Seafood Shop, buyer and handyman in the logistics department of Fulishi's family, pet of Jeffreys, newcomer hunter of Hunter Association, member of the squad to save Qiya kitten, disciple of Xinyuanliu.

3. Load.

Before crossing: Carry a large bucket of water in the dormitory, you can carry it up to the 3rd floor, then take a rest, and then go up to the 6th floor.

After crossing: the load is about one ton, no problem.

4. Arm strength.

Before crossing: Occasionally, the cap of the mineral water bottle cannot be unscrewed.

After crossing: You can push open the 4-ton gate of the underworld.

5. Running.

穿越前：小学时期的辉煌成就是，参加冬季三公里越野赛，顶着刺骨寒风和鹅毛大雪穿着单衣跑了16名，参赛总人数30名。高中时800米成绩3分28秒。大学时800米成绩4分39秒；50米成绩12秒。

After crossing: The first test of the hunter test was successfully completed, ranking in the top 406, and the number of participants was [-].

6. Long jump.

Before crossing: In high school, the standing long jump can jump up to 197 centimeters.When I was in college, I could jump 187 centimeters.

After crossing: You can directly shoot "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" and climb up and down the treetops.

7. Kung fu.

Before crossing: I can do the sixth and seventh sets of radio gymnastics; I participated in the fully enclosed juvenile military summer camp in elementary school and learned a set of military boxing; I took martial arts as an elective in the physical education class in college, and I will practice a set of Chen style Taijiquan moves; swordsmanship Ke couldn't remember moves with a sword, and was often hacked by people around him. (In short, martial arts and so on are all floating clouds...)

After time travel: I have forgotten all the tricks I learned before, I can make a frying pan, and I can fight without distinction and genre. Now I am learning Xinyuanliu boxing and believe in pacifism.

8. Specialties.

Before time travel: electronic organ, clarinet, painting, reciting, writing, etc., miscellaneous but not refined.

After time travel: dazed, distracted, eating, sleeping, sexual intercourse, etc., less and better.

9. Hobbies.

Before time travel: listening to music, watching novels, comics, TV, writing, drawing.

After time travel: daydreaming, wandering around the world, forgetting about things, eating, running.

10. Fall in love.

Before time travel: no experience.

After time-traveling: There is someone who is considered, confessed, rejected, and still single.