Playing deaf and dumb in the hunter world

Before, I only knew why [anger produces poets].

Now, I also understand why [diligence produces a genius], [a stick produces a filial son], [a strict teacher produces a talented student], [a troubled world produces a hero]...

Ever since Yun Gu found out that the efficiency of using mind-pressing to assist teaching was surprisingly good, he learned by analogy and independently developed "Iermi·Beating the Enemy-Pai·Xinyuanliu·Yungu Edition·Mind-pressing Assisted Rapid Teaching Method" Abandoning the light and turning to the dark, kindly use the pressure of thoughts to urge, teach, intimidate and intimidate me to speed up my learning progress, whether it is day or night, no matter the power of thought or boxing...

(ㄒoㄒ) Qiya, Qiya... I finally understand you... Running away from home is definitely a very wise and correct choice!Xiaojie will treat you well!We both share the same fate...

Therefore, my progress cannot but be called rapid.

A week later, in the woods on the outskirts.

Squat slightly to get ready to go, the lift of the legs, the torque of the waist, the stretch of the back muscles, and the strength of the arms and wrists... just such a light punch, as if roaring torrents falling nine days, the whole body The power of his body is just like flowing clouds and flowing water.

"Boom!" There was a loud noise.

The rock as tall as a person was just torn apart by my simple straight punch.

Quickly avoiding the flying stone chips, he turned around and kicked sideways.

Rotate the body around the toes of the left foot, increase the range and power of the attack as much as possible, attack with the right leg following the inertia of the rotation, and at the same time pay attention to resisting and protecting the chest, abdomen and head with both hands... thickly wrapped around the whole body, The moment the leg touches the trunk, it is strengthened with hardness!The braids were spinning in the air, and I mentally matched my kick with sound effects—the power flowed along with the trend and flowed naturally.

"Pound——!!" The giant tree that was as thick as the two of them snapped and fell down, causing smoke and dust to rise.

He casually posed like Huang Feihong—I think that if I can’t survive walking in the rivers and lakes in the future, I can still do things like crushing boulders on my chest...

"Papa papa..." Yun Gu clapped his hands and walked over behind me.

"Very good, very good! Although there is still a lot of room for improvement in the use of power, the flow and transformation of thoughts have been done very proficiently. I think, if you push the gate of the underworld now, you can almost open three times." Fan." Yun Gu smiled and patted my shoulder.

In an instant, my face was filled with birds...

Master, master... being persecuted by you every day with mind pressure, if I don't get enlightened, there won't even be a scum left in my mind power~~!

Holding up the board with tears in his eyes: "It's all master's teaching (teaching) is good."

Yun Gu's warm hands messed up my forehead hair: "Where, you are working hard yourself." ○-○

Master... Your extreme Spartan teaching method... I will die if I don't work hard... (ㄒ—ㄒ)

I found out strangely that recently, the frequency of my full face is getting higher and higher, and the number of times is getting more and more birds...

The small field test of the one-week teaching ended smoothly in this way, and the two of us, the master and the apprentice, ran back to the apartment near the Sky Arena at full speed again.

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Back in the bathroom attached to the room, I took a hot bath with great joy. In the steam, I looked at the muscles on my body that were getting tighter and couldn't help crying again... Yungu is indeed Bisiji's Disciple ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmm )

After taking a shower and changing into a clean white T-shirt and jeans, I picked up the dirty clothes in the laundry basket and went to the laundry room downstairs to wash them.Since this week, Yun Gu has been using the teaching method assisted by mind pressure every day, which has directly led to the fact that every trace of my mind power is extremely precious, and it is absolutely impossible to waste it on trivial things such as washing clothes and keeping my body clean, so the dilapidated washing machine in the apartment The unprecedented utilization rate jumped more than 100 percentage points.

Push open the door of the laundry room, open the top cover of the fully automatic love brand washing machine, which is not the worst but even more broken, ah, the clothes of Yungu and Zhixi are still inside, entangled by the dryer group.Really, Master Yungu must have thrown the clothes in and forgot to take them out to dry.I conveniently put the laundry basket I was carrying on the ground, and began to take clothes out of the washing machine to dry one by one.

Pulled out one piece, thumped, and pulled it evenly.Hmm...a white cotton children's exercise jacket, lift it up and hang it on the drying rack.

Another one was pulled out, thump, thump, and pulled evenly.Hmm... a men's long-sleeved duck egg green cotton shirt, turned around and lifted it up to hang on the clothes rack.

Pull out another piece, thump, thump, and pull it evenly.Hmm... A pair of dark blue cotton men's casual trousers, turned around and lifted them up to hang on the clothes rack.

Pull out another piece, thump, thump, and pull it evenly.Hmm... A pair of white cotton children's exercise clothes and trousers, turned around and lifted them up to hang on the clothes rack.

Pull out another piece, thump, thump, and pull it evenly.Hmm... a white cotton men's long-sleeved shirt, turned around and lifted it up to hang on the clothes rack.

One more piece was pulled out, thump, thump, and it was pulled evenly.Hmm... a white cotton men's sock, bent down and pulled out another one, turned around and hung them together on the clothes rack.

Another one was taken out, thump, thump, and it was pulled evenly.Uh... a pair of white cotton men's boxer briefs, turned around and held up——

lift it up--

(⊙_⊙?)

A pair of white cotton men's boxer briefs! ?

(⊙ mouth ⊙)! ! ! !

Yunyunyunyunyunyunyun... Gu Gu Gu Gu... Yun Gu, Yun Gu's...Underwear panties...! ! ?

I instantly petrified in the lifting action. /(╯□╰)/

What's even more tragic is that the door was opened in an instant, an instant, an instant, an instant, an instant.

What is extremely sad is that the man who opened the door was smiling, wearing reflective glasses, with broken hair parted in the middle - a strand of hair on the side of his head was curled up in sleep, and the button of the long-sleeved shirt was buttoned to the top. One, but the corner of the shirt is always leaking out! ! !

/(╯□╰)/: "..."

○_○: "Ah, Xiaoxin. You are helping me to dry my clothes..." Yun Gu's voice stopped abruptly.

/(╯□╰)/: "..."

○_○b: "..."

/(ㄒ口ㄒ)/: "..."

○_○|||: "..."

/(ㄒ炒ㄒ)/: "..."

As a result, the owner of the underwear and the molester who stole the underwear looked at each other and fell into a rigid infinite loop...

"Clap" sound.

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After an embarrassing silence that made life worse than death, Yun Gu's face turned red violently, white smoke billowed from the top of his head, his heartbeat became faster and faster, the frequency became more and more chaotic, and his breathing became louder and louder. The body is getting stiffer...

It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over... (ㄒ口ㄒ) Master, the old man is angry (by mistake)!You see, the eight desolations and six and the only one who respects the nine suns are about to end their luck, and they will definitely be full of anger immediately. Ola Ola's big move, the stick will produce a filial son, a strict teacher, and an excellent apprentice! ! ! (big mistake)

Master Master Master Master Master... You must listen to my explanation~~~~! ! /(ㄒ口ㄒ)/I swear I never simulated your size in my brain when I held your pure underwear just now!

At a loss, the CPU crashed, my brain was blacked out, and I strode forward and pulled out the same pure pink lace ribbon girls' cotton briefs from the laundry basket on the floor at an unprecedented speed. I held it up in front of Yun Gu, bowed my head and raised the board: "Master, you Don't be angry, and we'll be evened."

1 minutes passed.

2 minutes passed.

3 minutes passed.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~~~~~~~~~~~~! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! (○口○)

What have I done~~~! ! !

Someone whose brain finally restarted successfully hugged his pink girly cotton briefs in an instant and ran away with tears at the speed of a leopard...~~o(>_<)o~~

Sigh... Sigh... Facts have proved that washing machines are not necessarily washing utensils...

NC Small Theater:

After Xiaoxin fled, after a long time, Yungu finally condensed from the magma state into granite.

Scratching the back of his head and sighing, Yun Gu resigned to his fate and bent down to pick up the white cotton men's boxers that were still huddled miserably on the floor.

Then, when I got up, I glanced up inadvertently, and the pink lace ribbon girls' pure cotton B-cup bra in the messed up laundry basket just broke into my eyes...

With a sound of "poof", the blood of the man in Yungu's body, which was still boiling, finally broke through the nasal capillary wall that he forgot to re-strengthen with thought power, and instantly flowed down three thousand feet.

For a while, blood covered the front of his clothes...

——The End of "A Murder Caused by a Washing Machine"——

What a perfect ending, a perfect ending... Yuanmu...

New Fulishi wailed: "For Mao, this article is getting more and more wretched!! Damn... I must become stronger! Become stronger! Become stronger! Destroy the wretched author and all the overlord diving parties!!" ( Clenching his head with tears streaming down his face)