[Comprehensive Yingmei] Me and my four unjust brothers

It's five o'clock in the evening, and it's still some time before dinner time.

Merrell closed the game ahead of time, eagerly put on the apron, which was found by Alfred through rummaging through boxes and cabinets.

The standard white long apron once worn by the maids of Wayne Manor, since the unexpected death of the Wayne couple, Bruce dismissed all the servants in the house, leaving only the butler Alfred.

Naturally, these costumes were also pressed at the bottom of the box.

If it weren't for Merrell's strong request for an apron, Alfred would not deliberately dig out these things.

It belongs to the result of the genetic irrigation of flower growers. You need to tie an apron when cooking, and it will look very decent after you tie the apron. More than one person thinks so.

After putting on the apron, Merrell looked like he could still enter and leave the kitchen. Coupled with the confident expression on his face, he was the last line of defense and the only one with the right to speak in the defense of Wayne Manor's kitchen.

Seeing Merrell like this, Alfred gradually let go of the indestructible defense in his heart. Perhaps... Merrell is really different from the master?

Leaving aside whether Merrell inherited the talent of his mother who didn't know how to cook, just because he has lived in a Chinese family for so long, at least he has seen how his family cooks, right?

With such thoughts in mind, Alfred finally let go of Merrell.

Merrell was wearing black clothes and an apron full of Victorian maid style. Her tall figure really looked like a maid.

Sitting on the table, Damian laughed bluntly.

"Look, there is an extra maid in our manor." Damian looked at Merrell and mocked loudly.

Merrell raised his eyebrows and didn't say anything. He secretly wrote another note to Damian in his heart. The "maid" should be repaid by at least ten more slaps on the buttocks.

Cassandra raised her eyes and glanced at Merrell, then quietly picked up her mobile phone and quickly took a photo and sent it to the small group of the Bat Family, which was a group without Bruce and Merrell.

A Bat-family plus Merrell and Alfred has eleven people, but there are twenty small groups, nineteen of which do not have Bruce, and eighteen of which Merrell is not in.

The only group where Bruce is, the group leader is still Bruce.

Look, Merrell can even score one more than Bruce, which shows how 'unpopular' Bruce is in the family.

Those groups are messy, including the Women's Association group, the Robin group, the group of people who have died once, the group who created the Super League, the anti-Batman group, etc. By the way, there are only two people in the anti-Batman group.

One is undoubtedly Jason, and the other is Ah Fu who was forcefully pulled in by Jason. What Ah Fu said is that Batman's life in the underworld is not Batman, but one person cannot form a group.

So Jason let Afu join in.

Merrell only added two groups, one is the group where all the members are in Bruce, and the other is the group where all the members are there except Bruce.

Because of Merrell's special status, there was no way to pull him into some more private internal groups.

Bruce still thinks that they only have one group, but he doesn't know that his disciples have 1 small groups, and none of the 1 groups pulled Bruce.

The pity is that Bruce is still nervous about all kinds of markings every day, fearing that he will be excluded, but he doesn't know that he has been excluded from the beginning.

Tim, who was leaning against the wall and swiping his phone, looked at the group messages that suddenly exploded in the group where no one talked normally.

Finally condescending to look up at Merrell, a smile appeared on his face. "This 'maid' looks a lot like Bruce."

This sentence made Merrell also interested.

Tim's words made Damian laugh. Damian was like a big goose that was strangled by someone and forcibly stopped crying. Angry red.

Batman is always powerful and stalwart in Damian's heart, and Tim's words are blaspheming his great father in Damian's ears.

"What are you talking about, Drake, you don't look like your father—" Damian stood up angrily, and looked at Merrell.

Merrell matched Damian appropriately with a Bruce 'disapproval' look.

One hit kill.

It's over, just like my father.

Damian silently swallowed what he was going to say just now, he looked at Merrell silently and thought, actually, father... no, Merrell looks pretty dressed like this.

Dick rummaged for a while in the box containing the maid's outfit. He twirled a piece of white satin.

Dick pulled apart the silk satin with great interest, raised it up and gestured at Merrell's head.

He looked at Merrell expectantly, the corner of Merrell's mouth twitched, and he folded his hands on his chest: "Daba!"

Dick watched Merrell with disappointed dog eyes trying to impress Merrell with this expression that would make most women change their minds for him, but Merrell is a straight straight man, not only straight but also never winking.

Seeing that Merrell was unmoved, Dick stretched out his fingers and made a five.

He said as if he had made up his mind: "Five thousand dollars, wear this headdress."

Hearing Dick's words, Cassandra, Tim, and Damian all looked at Dick, with varying degrees of astonishment in their eyes. They knew how 'poor' Dick was.

Bruce has never been harsh on Dick in terms of life, but Bruce sent them a monthly emergency fund, pocket money for writing, and Dick didn't get a penny.

The narrow-minded Bruce still remembers that Dick said he didn't need the money he gave, but Bruce was not so stingy that he really didn't give Dick pocket money. Bruce just stored all the pocket money he called Dick on another card and didn't pay it for the time being. to dick.

The money that Dick is holding now is all the hard-earned money he earned from part-time jobs. Only when he earns money, Dick knows how difficult it is to make money. He is also relatively tight on weekdays. He can use the resources of the Bat Family or Wayne Manor. Never spend a penny more.

And now it cost a fortune to see Merrell in a maid's tiara.

But they also wanted to see what the maid Bruce was like.

Several people turned their attention to the other protagonist of this matter, Merrell.

Merrell sneered: "Die laughing." It seemed that Merrell didn't intend to accept Dick's request.

"What do you think of me, Dick Grayson, dignity is more important than anything else, I won't break it for five buckets of rice..."

"Ten thousand dollars!" Dick gritted his teeth.

"Bend your waist and bend your waist."

Merrell stepped in front of Dick in two steps, and snatched the maid's tiara from his hand, fearing that Dick would wake up and take back the maid's tiara if he was a second late.

Hehe, the employees of Activision Blizzard earn 21 dollars an hour, [-] hours, that is to say, they have to work around [-] days without sleep to get [-] dollars.

But now, Merrell only needs to wear a maid's headgear to earn [-] knives for free. With such a speed of making money, who would still be that master?

When Merrell snatched the tiara from Dick, Dick immediately regretted it.

He didn't expect that Merrell would abandon the so-called dignity he talked about so decisively, and ran into the darkness without looking back. What's more, he lost [-] knives in vain! !

Merrell put on the white maid's headgear in twos and threes, with Bruce's expressionless Sima face hanging on his face.

Although Merrell is wearing a maid's headgear, after Merrell made Bruce's expression, no matter how you look at it, it gives people the feeling that Bruce is wearing a maid's costume.

Dick felt even more pain in his heart when he saw Merrell's candid appearance.

He couldn't help but ask, "Don't you want to keep your dignity and not do this kind of thing?"

Merrell blinked the blue eyes unique to the Wayne family, and smiled obediently: "Dignity is reserved for outsiders. Everyone here is family. What dignity do I want in front of my family?"

...But the one who rejected Dick in the second and still said that dignity is more important than anything else, isn't it you?

It turns out that Merrell Wayne's dignity is determined by money.

Dick, Tim, and Cassandra, who had seen through Merrell's essence, thought so.

However, Damian Wayne didn't see the essence of Merrell's money structure. He was so disgusted by Merrell's coquettish words that he didn't want to say anything, and there was an awkward and unwilling joy in his heart.

Well, since Merrell treats them as his family, it is not impossible to assign some gods to take care of him.

But Merrell, with her maid's tiara and Bruce's face, was damned.

"You are not allowed to act like a baby." Damian growled, which attracted several surprised eyes.

"What are you looking at?!" Damian yelled at the few people who were looking at him with a blank face. If he ignored his red ears, he would look good.

Merrell seemed startled by Damian's roar, he shrugged his shoulders, lowered his head, and clutched the hem of his apron with both hands.

Seeing Merrell's jade-like appearance, Damian's heart skipped a beat. How could he have forgotten that Merrell was different from other rough-skinned and thick-skinned guys? He couldn't shout or hit him.

Against everyone's blaming gazes, Damian bit the bullet and prepared to apologize to Merrell: "That's not what I meant..."

Damian's apology hadn't come out yet.

I saw Merrell raised his head, with a dead pig face not afraid of boiling water: "I don't, I'm going to act like a baby."

Immediately, she held the edge of the apron in a circle and bowed slightly, imitating the appearance of the maid in the TV series by ten times ten.

A joke, can a 12-year-old sixth grader really kill him?

Sorry, Damian Wayne can.

Seeing Merrell provoking Damian, Dick, Cassandra, and Tim, who had already expected what would happen next, rushed to stop Damian who was picking up the candlestick from the dining table and about to kill Merrell openly. .

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When Jason and Bruce finished fighting, oh, it should be said that Jason was unilaterally beaten by Bruce.

When Jason came to the restaurant with a stinky face and was about to order ice cubes from the kitchen to apply the bruises, he saw a scene in the restaurant that might take him a lifetime to heal.

Several people surrounded Merrell, as if they were holding some ceremony.

Merrell was leaning on the wall with one hand, and was pulling the long black skirt on his body with the other hand.

He wears a maid-like long white apron and a white maid's headdress on his head, wearing a skirt with a shy face.

And the people around, whether it's Dick, Tim or Cassandra, they excitedly took pictures of Merrell from multiple angles with their mobile phones, and at the same time urged Merrell to wear a skirt, and even put their arms around their chests to pretend that they were not. Damian, who was concerned, was also secretly looking at Merrell.

They are like a group of wolves with green eyes and hungry stomachs, and Merrell is the inexperienced Little Red Riding Hood.

Women's clothing only has zero and countless times.

Originally, Merrell would never wear a skirt, so how can a man of eight feet wear women's clothes?But his third brother Tim Drake gave too much.

Tim paid a full 20, omg, just put on a skirt, you don't even need to take off your pants, just wear a skirt with your pants on and get 20 dollars, no idiot for this job.

Now Merrell doesn't like the [-] that Dick gave earlier, just [-]?

He should have raised the price to [-] just now, lest Dick feel that he is cheap.

"What are you doing?" Jason found his voice trembling.

Dick turned his head and smiled. "We're filming Merrell in women's clothing, is Jason going to join?"

"Damn, are you perverts, do you like to see men in women's clothes?"

Jason propped up the restaurant door with both hands, watching them warily.

Whenever they moved he would rush out the door.

Finally, a sensible person spoke up.

Merrell, who always believed that he was 'forced' to join this weird transaction for money, and couldn't understand why the group of wronged brothers wanted to see Bruce's women's clothing, cast a look of help at Jason.

Jason returned a helpless look, he didn't want the possibility of being caught and forced to perform perverted onlookers, sorry Merrell.

… There are deserters.

Tim shrugged innocently: "Don't you think it looks like Bruce is wearing a maid outfit?"

Jason, who was about to cheat, paused. If he got a photo of Bruce wearing women's clothing, he could use it to mock Bruce for a long time, right?

"So you want to join us?" Cassandra tilted her head.

"Here comes."

Merrell: …

The deserter Jason directly becomes the rebel Jason.

Anyway, they romped about for a while, until, nearer to dinner, Merrell remembered that he had come to the kitchen today to show them his cooking skills, not in a maid's attire.

So Merrel took off her skirt and went into the kitchen with a cold face.

As the only designated male mother in the family, Jason was pushed in by several people to guard Merrell, avoiding Merrell's fryer.

As for why Jason is the designated male mother in the family.

Jason is the only one among the few useless men in the family who can cook. Although his cooking skills are not as good as Ah Fu, who is at the top chef level, he is still quite edible and tastes good.

This is due to his wandering experience when he was a child and the long period of living alone after his death and resurrection.

Jason likes to eat fast food, burgers, fries and fried chicken, which doesn't mean he eats them every day, most of the time he cooks for himself.

Therefore, it was safe for Jason to keep an eye on Merrell.

The most important thing is that Afu does not allow anyone in the manor except Jason to enter the kitchen to cook. They are better than Bruce. Bruce is strictly prohibited from entering the kitchen, but they are not allowed to enter to cook.

From Alfred's understanding of Bruce from childhood to adulthood.

The kitchen will not be peaceful tonight, and a kitchen killer with the surname Wayne will definitely not miss this opportunity to enter the kitchen.

So Dick, Tim, Damian and Cassandra were hired by Ah Fu to station outside the kitchen, and the commission was a cookie.

Just in case one day he wanted to divide into a dozen or so and stare at them all day long, and he always felt that Big Wayne, who was sneaking behind his back, took the opportunity to enter the kitchen.

As Ah Fu expected, not long after Merrell and Jason entered the kitchen, a certain big cat named Wayne slipped in.

Bruce used the ninja stealth step very cautiously to enter the restaurant without making a sound, just a black shadow passing by very quickly. If the door of the restaurant hadn't been opened enough for Batman to get through, maybe even Dick and others would have been killed. Unable to detect that Bruce had infiltrated.

"Bruce, give up. Under the strict defense of the four of us, hiding has no meaning." Dick said righteously.

Bruce, who was hiding in the shadows, obviously didn't expect Alfred to let Dick and others be stationed in the kitchen. He knew that his only way to the kitchen was blocked, and it was impossible for him to enter the kitchen through the window... If Merrell saw it, he should what does it look like

So Bruce can only try to start from other directions, for example, playing family cards.

Bruce stepped out of the shadows, looking as usual, not at all like he was caught preparing to sneak into the kitchen.

"What are you doing here?" Bruce asked.

Look, Bruce still dares to sue first.

"Father, let's go, you won't be able to enter this kitchen today." Damian turned his eyes away.

He brutally rejects what Bruce might say next.

I'm sorry, although Batman is his idol and the goal he follows, but Alfred is the one who really holds the power of life and death in Wayne Manor.

If it was normal, Damian would turn a blind eye and let Bruce in, but only today!Can't!

For that cookie, Damian couldn't put Bruce in it anyway.

Ah Fu strictly limits their daily cookie intake, it's not a quarter cookie, it's not half a cookie, it's a whole cookie!

I'm sorry, father.You cannot enter this kitchen today.

"I just... I want to go in and help." Bruce lowered his eyes slightly, looking helpless and aggrieved.

Tim is indifferent: "If you use this expression more to deal with your gossip targets, you won't be told by the gossip targets that the X function is not working."

Bruce flirts with women who are interested in him just to cover up his identity as Batman.

Relying on his appearance and family background, Bruce doesn't need to deliberately hook up with women, and countless women will follow him.

After Bruce had an ambiguous partner, he just showed it to the media anyway, and he didn’t pay much attention to women. If he could solve it with money, he would use money to solve it. He often met beautiful women in his own villa at night, and then stunned people. Later turned into Batman to fight criminals.

The beauty woke up the next day, she had no memory of the frantic night, and there was no trace of love on her body. There was a bank card on the table.

Some beauties who had dated with Bruce found out that Bruce had never actually slept with them, so there was a rumor in the celebrity circle.

Bruce Wayne X doesn't work.

But he couldn't let the other people in Gotham know that his X function is not good, so he asked a lot of women to stun people and leave, pretending that he had done something.

In order to protect the face of Gotham baby Bruce Wayne, all the beauties who had dated Bruce tacitly did not tell this cruel fact.

Who made Bruce Wayne their big boss?There is a full 1000 million sealed Faye in the bank card left by Wayne!

Bruce didn't give up, and was still explaining for himself.

"Merrell entered the kitchen of Wayne Manor for the first time. He couldn't use many things. I have to teach him. I can also help him beat eggs and cut tomatoes."

Cassandra was expressionless: "It's not the first time Merrell has entered the kitchen. It's just the first time he has entered the kitchen of Wayne Manor. It's not a matter of a cutting board, a knife, and a pot."

Bruce seemed to be stabbed in the heart by a sharp sword turned into Cassandra's words. He held his heart and took half a step back, looking at Cassandra and the others in disbelief.

His expression and eyes seemed to be that of an old father accusing these children who coldly rejected his small request, and his expression was a little bit shaky.

It never occurred to him that his proudest protégés would be so determined, machine-gun-mouthed, to spit out such cold and cruel words at him just to prevent him from entering the kitchen.

He, as the head of the Wayne family and the absolute owner of Wayne Manor, was not allowed to enter the kitchen of his home.

The family members were broken.

Bruce frowned, clutching his chest, his face pale, pained and dazed.

"My heart hurts...I seem to be sick? If I don't go into the kitchen, I may die."

However, Dick and others were not moved at all, they watched Bruce's lonely performance indifferently.

Laughing, it wasn't the first time Bruce had pretended to be badly hurt in front of them in order to get into the kitchen.

Bruce is now pretending to be sick, just to enter the kitchen to destroy and fry a pot at a time, why bother?

Look at Bruce clutching his chest in agony, Oscar won't give him a Superhero Best Actor Award?

Tim said coolly: "Very well, now Bruce has another strange disease after he will die if he can't see his own son who is far away in San Francisco."

Dick chimed in: "It's called the disease 'If you don't go into Merrell's kitchen and fry a pot or die'."

Seeing that no one believed his lies, Bruce would not let him into the kitchen. He withdrew the painful expression on his face, and stared at the two of them not convinced.

"Don't think I don't know who made up 'You'll die if you don't see Merrell'." Bruce looked fiercely.

After the harsh words, Bruce turned around and left the restaurant without losing any momentum.

Tim, the chief culprit who made up the strange disease of "you will die if you don't see Merrell", shrugged indifferently, "you will die if you don't see Merrell", he is not lying, he just exaggerated the wording a little a little bit.

Bruce naturally didn't reach the point where he would die if he didn't see Merrell, he was just a little anxious, uh, or very anxious.

The first time Bruce found Merrell, he wanted to bring Merrell back to Gotham from San Francisco.

Until he heard that the married family regarded Merrell as his own. Merrell had a good life in the married family and liked his 'foster family' very much.

Ever since he knew Merrell, he secretly and Jackie Chan——

That is to say, the adopter of Merrell had talked with Jackie Chan, and Jackie Chan sent many photos of Merrell. The children in the photos were smiling happily, and he was very happy living in a married life.

Bruce never thought that Merrell would choose to have a family, but judging from the degree of Merrell's dependence on the family, he has an 80.00% probability that he will choose to stay in the family and not return to Gotham.

The idea that Merrell might not want to come back from San Francisco eventually took over Bruce's mind.

So Bruce, who couldn't see Merrell, became frantically anxious, and his anxiety was not only reflected in his hair loss.

Bruce's hair loss is okay, he is already in his 40s, it should be the age of his hair loss, and it didn't affect other people, at most it was a little troublesome to clean up.

It's not good for Bruce to get anxious and implicate the rest of the family.

When Bruce was extremely anxious, he would unconsciously grab things with his hands. The mint in the Wayne Manor was bald by Bruce for seven pots.

One day Bruce seemed to be watching Tim's final scarecrow, but in fact he was wandering, thinking of Merrell who might not want to go back to Gotham, and then began to unconsciously grab things.

Tim, whose hair was the size of a fingernail, was pulled bald by Bruce unconsciously: ...

Tim immediately hacked into Bruce's device, pretended to be Bruce and sent a message to Jackie Chan, saying that he would die if he didn't see Merrell. Tim also forged a medical record and sent it very seriously.