Legend of the Condor Heroes

I'm missing a child.I can have today's achievements, and the boss is inseparable from you ah!It's all because of my broken mouth, and I don't have a handle on my mouth. I can say whatever I think, I really deserve to be beaten, I should be beaten. "

As he said that, Tu Qiu pretended to raise his hand high, and put it down gently.From time to time, I use my mouth to make some sounds for myself.

"Go away. It's been so long. When will you change your greasy tone? Uncle said it last time. If you don't correct it. The next time he sees you, he will definitely use this layer of lard on your body. Practice the oil residue, feed the snake cave." Kicking off the pretentious person, Ouyang Ke played with the bangs hanging on his forehead boredly, "It should have been uncle who came this time, if I didn't see it because of our years of friendship Come on, I don't want your fat pig to turn into a roast suckling pig. The devil is willing to run away from you..."

"Boss, you are my lucky star!" Hugging Ouyang Ke's thigh, Tu Qiuguang howled dryly.That expression was like seeing his real parents. "For the sake of the boss, I, Tu Qiu, will go up the mountain of knives and down the pan of oil..." At this point, he suddenly stopped for some reason.

"Say, how are you doing?"

"I, I, Tu Qiu, even if I go to the mountain of swords or the pan of oil... I won't go." Tu Qiu laughed dryly, and when he caught a glimpse of Ouyang Ke's hooked lips, he shrank his neck in fear and insisted He changed his tone and spoke faster, "But you can, you can sacrifice my fat body for the sake of the boss!! Even if it is to sacrifice my pure body!! I will not hesitate!!!"

After finishing speaking, Tu Qiu shyly pulled the collar to his shoulders, raised his head, and said with a heroic face, "Boss, for you, I am willing to give everything!! So, please let those sisters not pity me! !"

'Snapped……'

Ouyang Ke felt that a thread in his brain was broken, and there was a big breath of stale air in his chest...

No, he must do something to vent.

"Ah... wow... ouch..."

So, the next morning, all the hearing people in the show recalled.That night, the prairie wolves howled at the moon for a long time around the camp, and from time to time they could hear screams that were more piercing than howling wolves.

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"Hey, brat, I searched all night but couldn't find the fun thing you mentioned?" Early in the morning, the old naughty boy kicked open the door of Ouyang Ke's room, jumping and jumping and shouting loudly in the tent.

"Old naughty boy, does your ass miss Xiaoqing's teeth again?" Ouyang Ke walked out from behind the screen.

It should be just after taking a bath, his black and soft hair has not had time to take care of it, it just casually rests on his chest.The drops of water on the tips of her hair mischievously slid down her shoulders, soaking the white bathrobe hanging loosely on her body.The dots of water dyed the silk bathrobe into a transparent color, and it fit tightly on the body, so that the muscular muscles under the bathrobe were faintly exposed to the air.The white color under the slightly open neckline seems to be a bit more beautiful than the fine Hetian jade under the sunlight.

"Ah..." With a cry, the old naughty boy immediately put his hands in front of his eyes, and said with a smile through his slightly opened fingers, "Shy face, shameless face. Shameless, shameless, love to show your eyes..."

"Hehe...the singing really rhymes! But isn't it too depressing to sing alone! Let our babies sing with you..."

"Hiss, hiss, hiss..."

"Help!" After a wail, the room returned to its original silence.

With the corner of his mouth turned up, Ouyang Ke stretched out his foot and kicked the old urchin who was lying on the ground with his dead body on his back. Seeing him, he closed his eyes tightly and didn't say a word.Immediately, he changed his mind and smiled maliciously.

Since you like playing so much, let everyone play together.

With two fingers together, Ouyang Ke tapped the old naughty boy's big acupoints a few times, then patted his hands, and greeted two servants dressed in Western Regions.

Instructing them to throw the old naughty boy who tapped the acupoints into the grass outside the door. The author has something to say: Why, the more I write, the more I feel like I want to be beautiful. Meow... Rolling... This is not my intention, meow! !Although the young master's amazing, it looks very popular and delicious... But I promise, this is really romance, meow! !

ending

Seeing such a battle, the old naughty boy knew that he couldn't pretend no matter what, and immediately a carp jumped up, jumping back and forth in the snake formation, "Ah!! Killing! Killing!!! Ouyang Ke, you brat who kills thousands of knives, you actually treat me like this!! Wow...I curse you for having a son..."

Before he finished speaking, the old naughty boy felt a blur in his eyes, a coldness in his neck, and a ghostly shadow emitting green light appeared just a finger away from his nose.

As if thinking of something, the old naughty boy's face changed color, and his whole body stiffened as if his acupuncture points had been hit by magical powers, and he was fixed on the spot with the strange shape of raising his hands with one leg raised.The lips covered by the beard kept trembling up and down, but they didn't say a word in a daze.

"Why didn't you say it?" Ouyang Ke waved his folding fan and walked leisurely like a stroll in a garden.Wherever it passes, the snakes avoid it.

"...Hmph..." With his eyes closed, the old naughty boy tightly squeezed his pale lips and put on a posture of 'I have a lot of backbone, so I won't say anything'.He actually played a childish temper with Ouyang Ke.

"Hehe..." Looking at the old urchin in front of him who looked like a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water and what you can do to me, Ouyang Ke was a little bit dumbfounded.

He's really an old kid, not bad for his title.

"Old naughty boy, I'm thinking of a new game right now, I wonder if you're interested in it." Ouyang Ke was like a cunning hunter who lures his prey into his trap, with a smile on his face, one step at a time. Step by step, he lured his 'prey' into the well-dug pit obediently.

"Hmph..." He hummed softly, his eyeballs rolled around, and the old naughty boy wanted to open his tightly closed eyes.

"No one has ever played this game before, but it's quite thrilling and interesting! If you're not interested, then I'll find someone else..." After finishing speaking, he was ready to leave.

Heh... I'm not afraid that you won't take the bait!

The smile on the corner of his lips disappeared, Ouyang Ke turned around and walked out of the snake formation.At the same time, count silently in my heart: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight...

Sure enough, before it was ten, the old urchin's characteristic bluff sounded in his ears.

"Alas! Brat, don't go!! I didn't say I won't play! But you have to get rid of these disgusting and greasy things before I can play!!"

With a slight pause in his footsteps, he clapped his palms three times in succession.Ouyang Ke gradually drifted away amidst the sound of herding snakes in the distance...

He knew that the old urchin would definitely catch up and ask him about the 'exciting and thrilling' gameplay.

That night.

When everything was quiet, there was a black figure running restlessly among the tents.

"That brat insists that the game can only be started when the willows are on the moon... Bah, bah, you can't even see a mouse in this kind of place where the birds don't shit. Where did the willow come from!" It moves rapidly at a speed that is difficult for ordinary people to see with the naked eye.

"Huh? Obviously it should be here... why did it disappear?" The black shadow stopped outside a tent that was relatively simple and nothing special, and looked around in a murmur, as if Looking for something, "There are double halberds on the curtain outside the tent, there must be gold inside the tent... Well, what fun can there be in this dilapidated place??!!"

The black shadow paused in place for a while hesitantly.And the full moon rising to the center also shot out a cold light, revealing the true face of the black shadow.

This person is none other than the old urchin - Zhou Botong.

The slightly burly body bounced exaggeratedly on the spot a few times, then carefully lifted the curtain and stepped into the low tent.

"Who?"

The old naughty boy who thought that there would be no mistakes with his own skills relaxed a little, but he didn't expect to be discovered when he entered the tent.At the moment, I was a little on the spot, and I felt a little guilty.

But then think about it.

No, obviously he was the one who came to catch the thief, why the current situation is exactly the opposite of what he expected.

Thinking of this, he immediately regained his original courage and forgot that Ouyang Ke had instructed him countless times to act in a low-key manner.Following the image of a hero often mentioned by storytellers in teahouses, he yelled, "Hey! Wu that villain quickly handed over the treasure in his arms, sir, I will spare your dog's life here!"

"Haha! Spare my life? See the real chapter under my hand..."

The old naughty boy who wanted to continue to show off his positive image, just felt that the voice seemed familiar, when he heard two rustling sounds of breaking wind.

"Hee hee, do you want to fight? I like it! I'm almost suffocating these days! Hey, hey, hey, I said, I won't cry if you can't beat that thief later!" Hidden weapon, the old naughty boy scratched his cheek excitedly, then rubbed his hands and shouted loudly like a child who got candy. "Looking good! This is my latest masterpiece - fighting with hands!"

"Stop talking nonsense!" That thief, or a thief?With a cold snort, she untied the iron whip that had been 'dusted' for a long time from her waist, and volleyed it out.

"Iron Whip? Ah! It's you!!! I just said why I thought the voice was so familiar just now, as if we knew each other [-]% of the time. It turns out that you, you, you...you are the one on Peach Blossom Island, who likes to run to my cave not far away to talk to you." The little girl that your little lover is dating!!" He stretched out his hands quickly left and right, leaving afterimages in the air, and the old naughty boy moved with ease.