[HP] I was the scroll king at Hogwarts

"Isn't this Andrew? Long time no see!"

"How are you doing recently? Please tell me if you have any trouble, brother promises to be on call."

"Don't listen to them, as a roommate, I am your most solid backing!"

"What do you want to do?" Andrew looked wary. When will Slytherin be so enthusiastic, and he is not familiar with them at all, okay?

"We all know!"

"what do you know?"

"Know that you are going to become a mermaid."

"..." Andrew was speechless, "That's it?"

"What is this?" Michael, who is also in the seventh grade, narrowed his eyes. "My girlfriend read it to me for a day after she found out, and she just waited for the successful development of this potion to drink."

"If she wants to, I will transfer the test quota for free."

"That's unnecessary." Michael quickly refused, "You know, I was widowed for seven years before I found a girlfriend. We still want to get engaged before graduation."

Not only are there fewer people in Slytherin, but also fewer girls, and the internal competitiveness is too great.After being single for seven years Michael resolutely expanded his scope to other colleges.

Gryffindor first ruled out that the two colleges have had a long-standing grievance, and if they are not careful, they will become a modern version of Romeo and Juliet.

Although there are only two colleges left, he believes that as long as he persists, Merlin will always reward him.

And so it was, after a month of wandering in front of the portrait leading to the canteen, he managed to land a Hufflepuff girlfriend.

"It's not me bragging, it's good to find a Hufflepuff as a girlfriend." Michael habitually praised his girlfriend, "I don't lose my temper very much, and when I get angry, I can coax him to eat."

Andrew was expressionless: "Then I wish you a happy marriage for a hundred years and have a precious son soon."

Jacob, who was waiting aside, couldn't hold back anymore: "Andrew, we've been roommates for seven years, brother never begged you for anything, right?"

"If you don't count the papers and assignments you copied."

"Hey, it's actually not a big deal." Jacob smiled shyly, "That is to say, when you become a mermaid, can you pet me?"

As soon as these words came out, the whole lounge fell silent.

Andrew stepped back a few steps in a row, took out a chest guard in one hand and a wand in the other: "What do you mean, I warn you, I have a girlfriend!"

"What are you doing?" Looking at the crowd several meters away from him, Jacob looked aggrieved, "I'm just more interested in fish, and my sexuality is normal."

After all, it was about his own chastity, and Andrew was not at ease: "I have been a roommate for so long, how come I never knew you were interested in fish?"

"Actually, I strongly demanded that the Sorting Hat put me into Slytherin." Jacob swore to defend his image, after all, he was single like Michael for seven years.

"so what?"

"The reason why I want to be assigned to Slytherin is because I can see all kinds of fish in the dormitory!"

Having said that, it seemed to make sense, and Andrew put down his wand.

No wonder he always saw Jacob keep his eyes open at night and stay up late. Since he was observing fish, it made sense.

Seeing that everyone lifted their guards, Jacob showed joy: "Then can I touch your tail then?"

"Get out!" Andrew turned and left without looking back, what a joke, let a man touch himself, he will leave a shadow in his life.

Now that the master is gone, the rest of the people feel bored and leave one after another.

Jacob stayed where he was, feeling ashamed: "Why, the mermaid tail is super cool, isn't it?"

"Brother!" A warm palm patted his shoulder.

Jacob looked up and saw Michael's eyes full of concern, and suddenly felt a heat in his heart.

Although he looks like a rude big man, Michael is actually a caring brother!So many people have left, only he stayed with himself.

Jacob showed a moving smile, planning to invite Michael to Hogsmeade for a drink on the weekend no matter what.

"What era is this? You don't need to deliberately conceal your sexuality, let alone feel inferior about it."

Jacob's smile froze, and it took a few seconds to calm down: "I think you misunderstood."

"Brother, there's no need to explain." Michael shook his head, the pity in his eyes was overflowing, "My girlfriend and I have learned a lot about this."

"I couldn't understand it at first, but after listening to popular science, I understood that love is gender-neutral."

"Michael." Jacob took a deep breath and said through gritted teeth, "Are you free this weekend?"

"There was originally a date this weekend, but since you want to confide in me, my girlfriend will definitely agree."

"That's good. I know there is a place where wizards can fight. It's exciting. Let's go and have a look."

"No problem!" Michael responded immediately, "We'll buy some butter beer and take it there, drink and watch the fight. This is a romance exclusively for men."

"Ok."

"There's really no need to worry. In fact, apart from you, Slytherins also have different sexual orientations." Michael did not forget to say before leaving, "As long as they are good enough, no one will care about it."

After hearing this, Jacob immediately looked around the lounge, was the gay man beside him?

It's a pity that he racked his brains and couldn't think of anyone having this possibility. In the end, he could only attribute it to Michael's nonsense.

……

"Hiss, hiss~" Carrie swallowed, "Handsome, really handsome! Alice, it's amazing that you thought of developing this kind of potion in the first place."

Alice looked at the bathtub and thought more: "I don't think I can use the bathtub next time. I should change to two larger water tanks."

You should use the big water tank of that kind of aquarium to enjoy it directly in 360 degrees.

"It's enough of you." Andrew lay on his stomach in the bathtub, slapping the water surface with his black fishtail in boredom. "Since the potion has been proven effective, there will be no next time for me."

Carrie directly blocked what Andrew said, and discussed with Alice on her own: "Who do you think is more handsome?"

"Does it need to be said?" Alice's eyes widened. "Of course it's my boyfriend!"

After finishing speaking, she touched the corner of her mouth without looking for traces, it was fine, no drooling.

Bill was originally called the school girl of Hogwarts, but now he is a red-haired mermaid lying in the bathtub, what a crime!

Moreover, Alice couldn't help but took off her glasses and wiped them, and then put them back on without a second's delay.

It turns out that she can have eight-pack abs without playing Quidditch. She earned her boyfriend with such a good figure.

"I think Andrew is more handsome." Carrie was not convinced.

"Bill looks really dazzling, but isn't the black mermaid more mysterious and sexy?"

"Look at this indifferent expression, this powerful fish tail." Carrie smiled happily, "Does it look like the cold and domineering hero in the novel?"

Alice glanced at it in her busy schedule, and made sure that she was not as handsome as Bill.

"It's not that I can't appreciate this kind of handsomeness." She explained, "But I think Andrew's momentum is not enough."

Cold enough, but not imposing enough, in comparison, Bill is more fragrant.

"You don't care about your girlfriend?" Andrew's face was full of black lines, "Just let them judge us like this?"

"Why do you care?" Bill straightened the wet hair on his forehead, "Aren't you happy to be praised by your girlfriend?"

Andrew was speechless, so he had to slap the water with his tail again: "Wait, I'll let them both drink the potion sooner or later."

"Really?" Bill didn't refute, "I can help if I think of a way."

Under Andrew's puzzled eyes, he continued to explain: "I really want to see my girlfriend turn into a mermaid, it must be as beautiful as in a fairy tale."

Not to mention the conspiracy of the two mermen here, Alice and Carrie became more and more excited as they chatted.

"Handsome, my boyfriend is really handsome." Carrie didn't know how many times she repeated this sentence, "Aside from the prejudice of the college, it would be nice to find a Slytherin boyfriend."

"Indeed." Alice had to admit that Andrew was indeed pretty, "but why do you only repeat this sentence when you praise people?"

"Otherwise, do you want me to be like this?" Carrie heard and walked to Andrew, "Oh! Boyfriend, even Merlin would be amazed by your beauty!"

Merlin is a man, and there are still unofficial histories saying that his relationship with King Arthur was not pure.

Andrew had a complicated look on his face. Thinking of Jacob's oolong in the lounge, he hesitated and said nothing.

"I usually tell you to read more books." Alice also walked up to Bill.

"How would senior Alice praise her boyfriend?" Bill lay on his back in the bathtub, the red scales on the fish's tail shone under the light, just as fiery red as his hair.

It's more exciting to get closer!Looking at the picture of the handsome boy in front of her, Alice, who was originally calm, lost her composure.

"Cough." Coughing twice, she began to stumble and read the verses she had spliced ​​together:

"Walk in the splendor of beauty like night,

Clear and cloudless and full of stars;

The most beautiful colors of night and day,

It's all in your face and eyes.

except you,

I don't expect any companion in this world;

except you,

My imagination could no longer produce an image that would please me. "

After reading this nondescript poem, the belated shyness suddenly surged up. Alice blushed and didn't dare to look at Bill at all, and ignored her boyfriend's eyes that suddenly lit up.

"Tsk tsk." Andrew looked at the sweet couple and then at the demented girlfriend, and couldn't help sighing, "As expected of a cultural person, he can't even praise others."

"Yes, Alice is so good that she can compose poems by herself."

Andrew was silent, but he finally couldn't help reminding: "Carrie, Alice is right, it's good that you are free to read literary classics."

It wouldn't hurt to know a little more about Byron and Shakespeare's poems, and maybe he could enjoy Bill's treatment later on.

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The author has something to say:

First love should be sweet!But damn, I find myself writing emotional dramas hard, why can't I write the sweetness I imagined

(Order: There will be different versions of the Chinese translation of the poem, please do not pay attention)

感谢在2022-01-1615:05:54~2022-01-1702:05:39期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 11 bottles of Luohuaren independent;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!