The world's first Xiuxian University
Chapter 56
"Fuck, fuck, fuck!"
In the early morning of April [-]st, in the Moyunli Community of Suzhou City, Huang Zheng looked at the Xiuxian official website and jumped up from the bed excitedly.He is the owner of Lele Fruit Shop. Apart from buying and selling goods, he likes to read Xianxia novels the most. He likes the weirdness and magic in the Xianxia world, and also likes to follow some Xianxia circles.
Five months ago, Xiuxian University appeared on "Qingzhou People's Livelihood". He was a tenth-level leader of the Xiuxian Forum. At that time, this program caused a lot of sensation in the forum.Everyone who cultivates immortals returns to cultivate immortals, but they are not fools. The Qingzhou report is a fool.
Everyone thought it was a feudal fraud with low IQ.But in the next three months, #大鲜南飞##火场救护##民生点赞#... Xiuxian University has gradually changed from bluffing and deceit to stone hammer.
In the past five months, the forum fans have increased from 60 to [-], and the number of daily active users has exceeded [-].
Huang Zheng turned around excitedly and opened the Xiuxian Forum.
"Xiu Xian University has recruited students, hurry up and sign up!"
"Screenshot: Xiuxian University admissions requirements."
"A detailed analysis of Xiuxian University's admissions."
……
Now the homepage is full of admissions news from Xiuxian University, so he clicks to enter the [Analysis of Admissions Details] post.
"Boys, the host has been guarding the official website of Xiuxian University since eleven o'clock. I didn't expect the school to recruit students!" The host first expressed his excitement tonight, and then continued: "This is the registration rules for this year and last year, and I have circled the differences.【 Image] [image】"
Huang Zheng clicked the screenshot.
Registration rules——
1. Global citizens aged 15-100. (Minors need the consent of the supervisor.)
2. Fill in the address for registration and pay the bracelet fee of [-] yuan. (Successful registration will not be refunded.)
3. Complete the trial bracelet assessment and pass the assessment to participate in the island selection. (The bracelet is a one-time trial equipment.)
……
"It feels like a school choice exam."
"There are more trial bracelets than last year."
"What is a trial bracelet?"
……
Netizens focused on the trial bracelet.This year's registration fee is [-] more than last year's registration fee, and everyone has no complaints. It will definitely take a lot of manpower and material resources to complete such a large recruitment work.Now there is a registration fee of [-] yuan for the junior high school entrance examination. Comparing it now, Xiuxian University is completely reasonable!
"Look, Xiuxian University does not require tuition fees, and the school requires school points for daily transactions."
"My classmate's elder brother is in Xiuxian University, and the points can be used to buy materials and daily necessities, and each of them can be allocated a spiritual field."
"It feels like a realistic version of Xianxia novels."
……
Netizens chatted more and more, and someone asked: "Have you signed up yet?"
"Reported."
"Sign up as soon as possible."
"Student party, I plan to ask my mother for 500 yuan tomorrow."
……
Huang Zheng scrolled through the comments and remembered that he was so excited that he forgot to sign up.He opened the official website and was about to fill in his personal information, but the official website displayed the words 'loading'.He thought that his network signal was not good, so he tried two more times, but both were loading prompts.
He switched to the Yunbo hot search interface, and finally found the latest entry at the bottom: #修仙大学官方网站归了#.
Huang Zheng just swiped like this, and at three o'clock in the morning, he finally swiped into the registration window of Xiuxian University.He filled in the information step by step, and when the registration was successful, the number of applicants was displayed on the top: 367000 people.
Jingyun City: 7500.
Ha Son Province: 12007.
Suyun Province: 13912.
Qingnan Province: 32000.
……
There are 62 provinces in the country, and 36 people are not too many, but the registration window of Xiuxian University has just opened.36 people signed up in three hours, and the registration fee alone was 8000 yuan!
Huang Zheng was taken aback by the popularity of Xiuxian University.
"So many?" On Taohua Peak, Jiang Yuan was also taken aback.
This time, it was through the website studio hired by Li Qingxing. He thought that there would be a maximum of 10 people in three hours, but now it has tripled.
"Principal Jiang, the school is very popular." At this moment, Li Qingxing called.
"I would like to thank the research team for their website help." Jiang Yuan thanked.
Li Qingxing's phone call has two main purposes. The first is to add ten servers to the Xiuxian official website, so that the school website will no longer crash.The second is to ask questions about the management of students who cultivate immortals.
"The school will set up a school rule group. As long as students violate the school rules and laws of various countries, the school will unswervingly deal with them in accordance with the school rules." Jiang Yuan thought for a while.
Schools will teach students, but they cannot 100% filter out scum.The skills taught by Xiuxian University are special, and the social responsibility they face is even heavier.From the first day of the school's establishment, he wrote the idea of "self-cultivation and family harmony" into the school regulations.The school will constantly supervise the selection, teaching, and cultivation process. If there are students who break the law by relying on their cultivation, the school will not tolerate it.
The single registration fee is 500 yuan.Among them, Yunguo taxes 10%, schools get 10%, and the remaining 80% is accounted for as material costs and collected by the system.This is also a system rule that does not affect global prices.
Although the school has 10% of the enrollment income, if 1000 million people sign up, this is a net income of 5 million yuan.
Jiang Yuan was taken aback after finishing the calculation.According to national law, the school has to pay 20 international currency to the International Association every year.He was still worrying about this year's international fee, but now he has become rich...
The two sides chatted about some details, Jiang Yuan hung up the phone and came to the secret realm of Lingmai.
After days and nights of refining, it was discovered that there were 300 million trial bracelets in the Spirit Vein Secret Realm.The school has already communicated with the research team that these bracelets will be transported to the port of Yunguo at the end of the month, and then delivered to the applicants by professional courier.
Jiang Yuan calculated the time and continued to enter the refining state.
……
"The Yunzhou sports team organized a group to apply for Xiuxian University, saying: they are determined to win the admission quota for Xiuxian."
"Song Qingyi posted a high-profile blog: I hope to go to the island in July."
"The expert group of Yunguo recommends that in the first year of applying for the Immortal Cultivation Examination, middle and high school students should focus on their studies."
……
For the next three days, the Internet is full of application information for Xiuxian University.These include professional sports teams applying for the exam, and celebrity big V posting screenshots of the exam.Everyone is applying for the exam. There are many experts and big V appeals. This year is the first year of official enrollment of Xiuxian University. Residents are still in the stage of groping for the repair process. It is recommended that everyone should focus on work and studies.
The upsurge of applicants is bound to affect the existing social order, but these are within the scope of the research team's estimates.
……
"Cultivation University is now enrolling, have you applied yet?"
"You still believe this?"
"Why don't you believe it? People's Daily has liked it."
……
On the morning of April 82th, Zhang Yishu chatted with his friends in Jinghua Liujin Park.Zhang Yishu is [-] years old and a retired employee of Jingyun University.He is not old at heart, and now he will exercise and play chess with his friends in the park when he has nothing to do.
His son is a teacher at Jingyun University. According to his son, Zhao Xianlin and Professor Wang Xianghe are both students of Xiuxian University.The two confirmed that Xiuxian University is real.It was also for this reason that he signed up on the same day he applied for the Xiuxian University.
He not only signed up for himself, but also signed up for his son and daughter-in-law.
"You have a monthly pension of 500 yuan, and you are not short of [-] yuan. If you are really selected by the school, it must be more effective than those health care products." Zhang Yishu recommended Xiuxian University to his friends.
The friend didn't believe it at first, but the more he listened, the more excited he became, so he went back to check the application process.
Zhang Yishu walked around the park and came to the small lake.There are few people here, and at this time a short-sleeved young man is gathering energy by crossing his legs by the lake.He goes to the park to exercise from six to nine every day, and every time he comes, he sees young people sitting here.
The young man held his breath.
When he came, he looked like a young man, and when he left, he looked like a young man.If it wasn't for the fact that each suit is different, he thought the young man hadn't moved.
Zhang Yishu watched for a while, the sun was high and the young man finally opened his eyes.
"Are you exercising here?" Zhang Yishu asked curiously.
"That's right." Zhaozhou said, picking off the green leaves on his head.There is a willow tree by the lake. When he practiced every day, leaves often fell on his head. He was used to the leaves.
"Did you practice the Tao Te Heart Sutra?" Zhang Yishu guessed and asked.At first glance, Zhao Zhou was in his early twenties. Young people at this age either went to school or went to work. He rarely saw such calm.
""Refining Qi Heart Jue"." Zhaozhou said.
There are many niche cultures in Yunguo, such as "Tao De Xin Jing", "Cultivation of the Body" and "Enlightenment Sutra". The first time he heard the name "Refinement of Qi", he didn't think deeply about it.
"Cultivation University is now enrolling, have you signed up yet?" Xiuxian University is a topic for the whole people, and Zhang Yishu took the initiative to communicate.
Zhaozhou paused: "No."
"You can sign up on the official website now, and the registration fee is [-]." Zhang Yishu thought he didn't understand, and told him about the process.
"I don't need to sign up."
"You don't want to go?"
"No."
Just as Zhao Zhou wanted to say that he was a student of Xiuxian University, he stopped talking halfway.
Xiuxian University doesn't have a student like him, so even if he said it, he would be discrediting the school.
Zhaozhou and Zhang Yishu spoke a few words and returned to Jinghua University.
On the campus of Jinghua University, some people were discussing the latest topic, and some were discussing the recruitment of immortals.He was passing through the campus street when a woman stopped him: "Student, do you know where Huiming Building is?"
"do not know."
Zhaozhou hurried past.
He felt that there was something wrong with himself during this time. He wanted to calm himself down, but he became more and more anxious.There was a fire in my anxious heart, why everyone is doing well, but he is stupid.
Everyone can be admitted to an undergraduate degree, but he can't even get into a good junior college.
Everyone can refine qi, he has been practicing, why is it getting worse and worse!
The fire was getting bigger and bigger, and he felt that it would burst out of his heart at any time.
"Student." At this moment, the woman chased after him again.
"I don't know, I told you I don't know." Zhao Zhou was thinking about something, so he shook it hard.
He didn't practice qi, but after more than half a year of practice, his physical fitness was already different from ordinary people.With this flick, the woman was thrown directly to the ground.
There was a marble step next to it. The woman accidentally bumped into it, and blood flowed from her forehead.
"what's the situation?"
"There are people injured!"
……
A passing student saw the situation here and hurriedly dialed 120.
"I'm sorry, I, I..." Zhao Zhou felt as if he had been splashed with cold water, and only then did he realize what he had done.
5 minutes later, the ambulance came.
The woman was taken away by the ambulance, and Zhaozhou noticed that she was pinching a white card in her hand, which was his campus access card...
Zhao Zhou slumped on the ground, he wanted to do everything well, but it seemed like he would never be able to do well.
Ten minutes later, the police car and school leaders arrived.
The school leader was the one who picked him up, and now Zhaozhou's head is in a mess.In addition to worrying about the woman's injury, he also has a kind of powerlessness: he has embarrassed the school.
The author says:
Thanks to the grenade: [Wang Yebo marries Xiao Zan]
Thanks to mine: [An Shi, Is the moon here, please check the ex-boyfriend, Huihui, Xiao Zhan's real girlfriend, Li Zhong, yaya, Morijiu 1;
感谢灌溉营养液的小天使:前男友请查收155瓶;黑脸的多儿我的崽~89瓶;八月貳肆20瓶;穗岁、霖、繁华DE落幕、小花、58469808、陆小米、大风10瓶;咿呀、月亮在不在5瓶;渔翁3瓶;淡染衿涩2瓶;o(≧▽≦)o、花溪墨、黑色救赎、扑棱蛾子、红晶、发家致富、月凝1瓶】
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
In the early morning of April [-]st, in the Moyunli Community of Suzhou City, Huang Zheng looked at the Xiuxian official website and jumped up from the bed excitedly.He is the owner of Lele Fruit Shop. Apart from buying and selling goods, he likes to read Xianxia novels the most. He likes the weirdness and magic in the Xianxia world, and also likes to follow some Xianxia circles.
Five months ago, Xiuxian University appeared on "Qingzhou People's Livelihood". He was a tenth-level leader of the Xiuxian Forum. At that time, this program caused a lot of sensation in the forum.Everyone who cultivates immortals returns to cultivate immortals, but they are not fools. The Qingzhou report is a fool.
Everyone thought it was a feudal fraud with low IQ.But in the next three months, #大鲜南飞##火场救护##民生点赞#... Xiuxian University has gradually changed from bluffing and deceit to stone hammer.
In the past five months, the forum fans have increased from 60 to [-], and the number of daily active users has exceeded [-].
Huang Zheng turned around excitedly and opened the Xiuxian Forum.
"Xiu Xian University has recruited students, hurry up and sign up!"
"Screenshot: Xiuxian University admissions requirements."
"A detailed analysis of Xiuxian University's admissions."
……
Now the homepage is full of admissions news from Xiuxian University, so he clicks to enter the [Analysis of Admissions Details] post.
"Boys, the host has been guarding the official website of Xiuxian University since eleven o'clock. I didn't expect the school to recruit students!" The host first expressed his excitement tonight, and then continued: "This is the registration rules for this year and last year, and I have circled the differences.【 Image] [image】"
Huang Zheng clicked the screenshot.
Registration rules——
1. Global citizens aged 15-100. (Minors need the consent of the supervisor.)
2. Fill in the address for registration and pay the bracelet fee of [-] yuan. (Successful registration will not be refunded.)
3. Complete the trial bracelet assessment and pass the assessment to participate in the island selection. (The bracelet is a one-time trial equipment.)
……
"It feels like a school choice exam."
"There are more trial bracelets than last year."
"What is a trial bracelet?"
……
Netizens focused on the trial bracelet.This year's registration fee is [-] more than last year's registration fee, and everyone has no complaints. It will definitely take a lot of manpower and material resources to complete such a large recruitment work.Now there is a registration fee of [-] yuan for the junior high school entrance examination. Comparing it now, Xiuxian University is completely reasonable!
"Look, Xiuxian University does not require tuition fees, and the school requires school points for daily transactions."
"My classmate's elder brother is in Xiuxian University, and the points can be used to buy materials and daily necessities, and each of them can be allocated a spiritual field."
"It feels like a realistic version of Xianxia novels."
……
Netizens chatted more and more, and someone asked: "Have you signed up yet?"
"Reported."
"Sign up as soon as possible."
"Student party, I plan to ask my mother for 500 yuan tomorrow."
……
Huang Zheng scrolled through the comments and remembered that he was so excited that he forgot to sign up.He opened the official website and was about to fill in his personal information, but the official website displayed the words 'loading'.He thought that his network signal was not good, so he tried two more times, but both were loading prompts.
He switched to the Yunbo hot search interface, and finally found the latest entry at the bottom: #修仙大学官方网站归了#.
Huang Zheng just swiped like this, and at three o'clock in the morning, he finally swiped into the registration window of Xiuxian University.He filled in the information step by step, and when the registration was successful, the number of applicants was displayed on the top: 367000 people.
Jingyun City: 7500.
Ha Son Province: 12007.
Suyun Province: 13912.
Qingnan Province: 32000.
……
There are 62 provinces in the country, and 36 people are not too many, but the registration window of Xiuxian University has just opened.36 people signed up in three hours, and the registration fee alone was 8000 yuan!
Huang Zheng was taken aback by the popularity of Xiuxian University.
"So many?" On Taohua Peak, Jiang Yuan was also taken aback.
This time, it was through the website studio hired by Li Qingxing. He thought that there would be a maximum of 10 people in three hours, but now it has tripled.
"Principal Jiang, the school is very popular." At this moment, Li Qingxing called.
"I would like to thank the research team for their website help." Jiang Yuan thanked.
Li Qingxing's phone call has two main purposes. The first is to add ten servers to the Xiuxian official website, so that the school website will no longer crash.The second is to ask questions about the management of students who cultivate immortals.
"The school will set up a school rule group. As long as students violate the school rules and laws of various countries, the school will unswervingly deal with them in accordance with the school rules." Jiang Yuan thought for a while.
Schools will teach students, but they cannot 100% filter out scum.The skills taught by Xiuxian University are special, and the social responsibility they face is even heavier.From the first day of the school's establishment, he wrote the idea of "self-cultivation and family harmony" into the school regulations.The school will constantly supervise the selection, teaching, and cultivation process. If there are students who break the law by relying on their cultivation, the school will not tolerate it.
The single registration fee is 500 yuan.Among them, Yunguo taxes 10%, schools get 10%, and the remaining 80% is accounted for as material costs and collected by the system.This is also a system rule that does not affect global prices.
Although the school has 10% of the enrollment income, if 1000 million people sign up, this is a net income of 5 million yuan.
Jiang Yuan was taken aback after finishing the calculation.According to national law, the school has to pay 20 international currency to the International Association every year.He was still worrying about this year's international fee, but now he has become rich...
The two sides chatted about some details, Jiang Yuan hung up the phone and came to the secret realm of Lingmai.
After days and nights of refining, it was discovered that there were 300 million trial bracelets in the Spirit Vein Secret Realm.The school has already communicated with the research team that these bracelets will be transported to the port of Yunguo at the end of the month, and then delivered to the applicants by professional courier.
Jiang Yuan calculated the time and continued to enter the refining state.
……
"The Yunzhou sports team organized a group to apply for Xiuxian University, saying: they are determined to win the admission quota for Xiuxian."
"Song Qingyi posted a high-profile blog: I hope to go to the island in July."
"The expert group of Yunguo recommends that in the first year of applying for the Immortal Cultivation Examination, middle and high school students should focus on their studies."
……
For the next three days, the Internet is full of application information for Xiuxian University.These include professional sports teams applying for the exam, and celebrity big V posting screenshots of the exam.Everyone is applying for the exam. There are many experts and big V appeals. This year is the first year of official enrollment of Xiuxian University. Residents are still in the stage of groping for the repair process. It is recommended that everyone should focus on work and studies.
The upsurge of applicants is bound to affect the existing social order, but these are within the scope of the research team's estimates.
……
"Cultivation University is now enrolling, have you applied yet?"
"You still believe this?"
"Why don't you believe it? People's Daily has liked it."
……
On the morning of April 82th, Zhang Yishu chatted with his friends in Jinghua Liujin Park.Zhang Yishu is [-] years old and a retired employee of Jingyun University.He is not old at heart, and now he will exercise and play chess with his friends in the park when he has nothing to do.
His son is a teacher at Jingyun University. According to his son, Zhao Xianlin and Professor Wang Xianghe are both students of Xiuxian University.The two confirmed that Xiuxian University is real.It was also for this reason that he signed up on the same day he applied for the Xiuxian University.
He not only signed up for himself, but also signed up for his son and daughter-in-law.
"You have a monthly pension of 500 yuan, and you are not short of [-] yuan. If you are really selected by the school, it must be more effective than those health care products." Zhang Yishu recommended Xiuxian University to his friends.
The friend didn't believe it at first, but the more he listened, the more excited he became, so he went back to check the application process.
Zhang Yishu walked around the park and came to the small lake.There are few people here, and at this time a short-sleeved young man is gathering energy by crossing his legs by the lake.He goes to the park to exercise from six to nine every day, and every time he comes, he sees young people sitting here.
The young man held his breath.
When he came, he looked like a young man, and when he left, he looked like a young man.If it wasn't for the fact that each suit is different, he thought the young man hadn't moved.
Zhang Yishu watched for a while, the sun was high and the young man finally opened his eyes.
"Are you exercising here?" Zhang Yishu asked curiously.
"That's right." Zhaozhou said, picking off the green leaves on his head.There is a willow tree by the lake. When he practiced every day, leaves often fell on his head. He was used to the leaves.
"Did you practice the Tao Te Heart Sutra?" Zhang Yishu guessed and asked.At first glance, Zhao Zhou was in his early twenties. Young people at this age either went to school or went to work. He rarely saw such calm.
""Refining Qi Heart Jue"." Zhaozhou said.
There are many niche cultures in Yunguo, such as "Tao De Xin Jing", "Cultivation of the Body" and "Enlightenment Sutra". The first time he heard the name "Refinement of Qi", he didn't think deeply about it.
"Cultivation University is now enrolling, have you signed up yet?" Xiuxian University is a topic for the whole people, and Zhang Yishu took the initiative to communicate.
Zhaozhou paused: "No."
"You can sign up on the official website now, and the registration fee is [-]." Zhang Yishu thought he didn't understand, and told him about the process.
"I don't need to sign up."
"You don't want to go?"
"No."
Just as Zhao Zhou wanted to say that he was a student of Xiuxian University, he stopped talking halfway.
Xiuxian University doesn't have a student like him, so even if he said it, he would be discrediting the school.
Zhaozhou and Zhang Yishu spoke a few words and returned to Jinghua University.
On the campus of Jinghua University, some people were discussing the latest topic, and some were discussing the recruitment of immortals.He was passing through the campus street when a woman stopped him: "Student, do you know where Huiming Building is?"
"do not know."
Zhaozhou hurried past.
He felt that there was something wrong with himself during this time. He wanted to calm himself down, but he became more and more anxious.There was a fire in my anxious heart, why everyone is doing well, but he is stupid.
Everyone can be admitted to an undergraduate degree, but he can't even get into a good junior college.
Everyone can refine qi, he has been practicing, why is it getting worse and worse!
The fire was getting bigger and bigger, and he felt that it would burst out of his heart at any time.
"Student." At this moment, the woman chased after him again.
"I don't know, I told you I don't know." Zhao Zhou was thinking about something, so he shook it hard.
He didn't practice qi, but after more than half a year of practice, his physical fitness was already different from ordinary people.With this flick, the woman was thrown directly to the ground.
There was a marble step next to it. The woman accidentally bumped into it, and blood flowed from her forehead.
"what's the situation?"
"There are people injured!"
……
A passing student saw the situation here and hurriedly dialed 120.
"I'm sorry, I, I..." Zhao Zhou felt as if he had been splashed with cold water, and only then did he realize what he had done.
5 minutes later, the ambulance came.
The woman was taken away by the ambulance, and Zhaozhou noticed that she was pinching a white card in her hand, which was his campus access card...
Zhao Zhou slumped on the ground, he wanted to do everything well, but it seemed like he would never be able to do well.
Ten minutes later, the police car and school leaders arrived.
The school leader was the one who picked him up, and now Zhaozhou's head is in a mess.In addition to worrying about the woman's injury, he also has a kind of powerlessness: he has embarrassed the school.
The author says:
Thanks to the grenade: [Wang Yebo marries Xiao Zan]
Thanks to mine: [An Shi, Is the moon here, please check the ex-boyfriend, Huihui, Xiao Zhan's real girlfriend, Li Zhong, yaya, Morijiu 1;
感谢灌溉营养液的小天使:前男友请查收155瓶;黑脸的多儿我的崽~89瓶;八月貳肆20瓶;穗岁、霖、繁华DE落幕、小花、58469808、陆小米、大风10瓶;咿呀、月亮在不在5瓶;渔翁3瓶;淡染衿涩2瓶;o(≧▽≦)o、花溪墨、黑色救赎、扑棱蛾子、红晶、发家致富、月凝1瓶】
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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