The world's first Xiuxian University

"Brother Hu, you really don't know how the points are deducted?" Everyone chatted for a while, and the skinny young man looked at Brother Hu curiously.

"You don't have to worry if you know it!" Brother Hu took a sip of his wine depressed.He was the first to hold the bracelet among the five, and now has a total score of 467, which is the least among the few.

"How many points do you have?" Brother Hu looked at the young man.

The young man touched the corner of the table, hesitating whether to say...

"No numbers are allowed!" Brother Hu slapped the table.

"How dare I." The young man hurriedly said, "530 Seven."

"What about you?" Brother Hu looked at the other three.

"Five hundred and two."

"May [-]."

"Four eight six."

……

Brother Hu's name is Sun Wenhu, and this is the fifth day he has worn the bracelet. The first three days were when he cheated to earn points, and the loss of points is understandable.But he didn't do anything yesterday, and even took the initiative to volunteer in the nursing home, so why did he inexplicably deduct points!

Everyone discussed for a while, and a 'tattoo' had a flash of inspiration: "Will it have something to do with the taxation of tea gardens?"

Chashu Town is a well-known tea town in China, and 30% of the residents are engaged in tea production and sales.A few years ago, when tea was booming in the country, Sun Wenhu and a few friends opened the Tiger Tea Garden. In addition to planting tea and picking tea, the tea garden also has many projects such as farmhouse entertainment and tea picking experience.The tea garden made a lot of money in the first two years, but since the year before last, the competition in the tea garden has been fierce, and the business has been worsening day by day.

Sun Wenhu is 37 this year. When he was young, he went to the coal mine to steal coal with others. Because of the large amount, he was sentenced to five years in prison.He was greedy for life and afraid of death. He looked at the small bars of the prison and thought, when he gets out of prison, he must be a good citizen who abides by the law.

Now that he has been released from prison for 12 years, he has always kept his "original heart".It is also because of this that he missed several opportunities for 'development' and could only dominate the one-acre land in Chashu Town.

"I'll call and ask." Sun Wenhu called the accounting firm after listening to 'Tattoo'.

The tea garden has been in operation for five years, and he has followed the law and paid taxes in accordance with the law for the past five years.It's just that the annual tax of the tea garden is more than 300 million. Before the tea garden was profitable, he reluctantly paid the tax.The economic effect in the past two years has not been good. He couldn't stand the persuasion of his friends. Last month, he found an accounting firm and wanted to deal with the accounts.

Three minutes later, the call was connected: "Mr. Sun?"

"How about the accounts?"

"It's been fixed. I contacted the tax bureau yesterday and I'm going to hand over the documents the day after tomorrow."

"When did you contact me yesterday?"

"Around three o'clock?"

……

Sun Wenhu's pair of timing points are exactly the time when the score drops.

"Don't worry, I will finish it on time the day after tomorrow." The office thought that Sun Wenhu was worried about doing the accounting, so he promised.

"Don't do it first, I'll go and have a look tomorrow."

"Where is the tax office?"

"Don't make an appointment yet."

……

After 3 minutes, Sun Wenhu hung up the phone.

"Is it really a tax issue?" The other four looked at each other.

All things have a beginning and an end, they look at the bracelet tattoos on their wrists.It feels like there is an invisible net catching what is happening to them.

"It's too evil." Everyone touched the bracelets and said.

"Should we still take the test?" a 'tattoo' asked.

The personal interface has the option of 'giving up'. After they 'give up', the bracelet will disappear in advance, and everyone's life will return to normal.

"Did you do something wrong?" Sun Wenhu looked at him.

"It's not..." 'Tattoo' looked erratically.He got married last year, and now his wife is confinement at home, and his mother-in-law is at home to serve confinement.During this period of time, there were many chores at home, and he felt too annoying... Just like that, he chatted with a girl on the Internet.

I have made an appointment for two days to meet the day after tomorrow, and I am going on a trip next week.

Sun Wenhu saw that his mind was wandering too far, and asked: "How old is the child?"

"Like three months."

"like?"

"Maybe."

……

He remembered his sister's birthday, but forgot his child's birthday.

"Fangfang is a nice person, don't let her down." Sun Wenhu frowned.

The skinny young man is called Zhao Mu, and the 'tattoo' is called Li Cheng.The five of them had a good time, but he was divorced and the other four were unmarried.Now that Li Cheng is married, if it is still the same as before marriage, he will definitely break up.

Five people ate until two o'clock in the afternoon.At [-]:[-], Sun Wenhu and Zhao Mu went to the accounting office, and Li Cheng went home.

"Brother Hu, are we still doing bookkeeping?" Zhao Mu asked curiously on the way to the office.

Tiger Tea Tea Garden made a lot of money the year before last, but the tea garden invested in a mountain homestay last year.Now the homestay has not paid back the cost, and the economy of the tea garden is tight, otherwise, it would not be tempted to evade taxes.

"We don't break the law." Zhao Mu has shares in the tea garden, and he wants the tea garden to make more money.

Sun Wenhu lit a cigarette and asked, "During the years I was in prison, do you know what you thought about the most?"

"what?"

"At that time, I thought, I will never break the law again, and never come to this poor place again."

"It's not that serious..."

"If you want people to not know, you can't do it."

Sun Wenhu felt that the world was very strange.For example, he said that he did not break the law, but he had the intention to break the law, and when he was about to take action, he got a bracelet again... This bracelet seemed to come out suddenly to monitor him, to keep him from going astray.

Sun Wenhu thought further and further, and habitually opened the bracelet panel.

The panel has just been updated: [Letter], -1.

"Damn!" Sun Wenhu almost lost control of the car.

He looked at it and found that the score was deducted 3 minutes ago, and he had just lit a cigarette at that time.

Points are not deducted for smoking, but he smokes on the road while driving... Sun Wenhu feels that he is too unlucky.

"Ah!" Just as Sun Wenhu finished pinching his cigarette, Zhao Mu slapped his thigh.

"What's wrong?" Sun Wenhu asked.

"Points deducted..." Zhao Mu wanted to cry but had no tears.His [loyalty] points were deducted by 20 points, which was even worse than Sun Wenhu's.Obviously, he was abetting a crime.

……

At the same time as the two went to the accounting office, Li Cheng came home with two catties of kiwi fruit in a residential building in Chashu Town.

"I called you in the morning, why did you come back?" Mother Li asked with a frown as she was sweeping the floor.

"There is an entertainment, I just finished my work."

"The child is asleep, go to the house and have a look."

"Ah."

Li Cheng's house is a typical three-bedroom one-living room. Although he responded, he sat on the sofa in the living room without moving.

Seeing that he was motionless, Mother Li motioned towards the children's room: "Go."

"Oh." Li Cheng walked in reluctantly.

As soon as he opened the door, he smelled a strong baby smell. There are cribs, milk powder bottles, diaper bags, diapers in the room... Now the child is asleep, and Xu Fang is playing with her mobile phone.

He glanced at the child first, then came to the bedside.

"Are you back?" Xu Fang took off her earphones and greeted.

"Ah."

Xu Fang weighed 96 pounds before she got married, and now weighs 140 pounds after giving birth.At this time, she was wearing pajamas, with her arms exposed, Li Cheng took a second look and didn't want to look at her.

"What are you looking at?" Li Cheng chatted casually.

"Cultivating Immortal University, now there are strategies for improving immortality on the Internet." Xu Fang shared the mobile phone strategy.

"How many points do you have now?"

"Five hundred and one."

Xu Fang is 23 this year, and she joins the fun at Xiuxian University.At that time, applying for the exam was just a joke, and the child was only three months old, so even if she passed the exam, she didn't have the energy to do so.

The two sides chatted for a while, and Li Cheng felt that there was nothing to talk about.He thought for a while and asked, "Why did you let my mother sweep the floor alone?"

"what?"

"My mother is getting old, it's not like you can't go to the ground..."

"Get lost!" Before Li Cheng could finish speaking, Xu Fang kicked him.She felt that Li Cheng was just trying to keep her worried. She bought vegetables and cooked in the morning, and fed the children right after eating. How could she have time to sweep the floor.

She has a good relationship with her mother-in-law, and her mother-in-law didn't say a word, what did Li Cheng say here!

Xu Fang felt upset and drove Li Cheng out of the bedroom directly.

Li Cheng quickly slipped into his room.At this time, Yunxin rang, and he turned on the phone——

Maomao: What are you doing? 【Love】

Li Cheng: I miss you.

Maomao: I miss you too.

The two sides got bored for a while, Maomao: I want to meet you soon. 【expect】

Li Cheng: I think so too.

Li Cheng was full of satisfaction, and then asked: Have you bought the ticket?

According to the previous chat, Maomao is from Jihai Province, and it is [-] kilometers away from here.

Maomao: The air ticket there is very expensive.I want to buy a train ticket, but there are too many people on the train, and I'm afraid that bad people will bully me... [Tangled]

Li Cheng: [Transfer 2000 yuan] Buy a plane ticket!

Maomao: [kiss].

Mao Mao is still a student, Li Cheng just finished transferring the account, and Mao Mao went to class.Looking at the chat records, he felt his heart melt.

In fact, he has been dating Maomao online for two months, and they haven't watched the video.But listening to the cat's voice, she must be a soft and cute girl.He checked the transfer details between the two of them. In the past two months, he transferred a total of 3 yuan, especially after Maomao said that he came to see him, he was happier.

When he was calm, he would worry about whether Mao Mao was a liar, but looking through the chat records, Mao Mao refused every time, and sometimes he was unhappy because of the money transfer.

How could such a considerate girl be a liar.

He swiped the video for a while and opened the bracelet interface.Current total points: 450.

Thirty points were deducted today, and the main deduction items are [loyalty] [goodness] [permanence] [faithfulness].At first, he struggled with deducting points, but with so many candidates around the world, he would definitely not pass the exam, and there was no need to waste his current happiness for breaking up.

At ten o'clock in the evening, Maomao sent a screenshot of the ticket: I bought a plane at one o'clock in the morning, and it feels so cold.But when I think of you, I feel warm. 【love you love you】

Li Cheng felt that Maomao was too sensible, so he replied: Stay in a hotel, and go to the airport at twelve o'clock. [Transfer 1000 yuan]

Maomao: [Love you]

Maomao bought the air ticket the day after tomorrow, and they can meet in the morning of the day after tomorrow.

……

"It's too difficult, I canceled the bracelet in advance."

"I set the flag for getting up early the day before yesterday, and I got up at ten o'clock today, and five [letter] points were deducted."

"It's okay to persist for a day or two, but it's too difficult to do it for a long time..."

……

On May [-]th, after netizens passed the frenzy period of cultivating immortals, many candidates complained that the examination was difficult.There are also many candidates who directly cancel in advance after knowing that the bracelet knows their own dynamics.Most of these candidates are doing some shady things, and they are worried that things will be exposed.

After ten days of exploration, some candidates have already broken through [-] points.

The assessment is difficult, but they complete their daily goals and feel a sense of accomplishment!

At the same time as the mission for the whole people, on May [-]th, the Arda Daily published an article: "Be Vigilant!Xiuxian University, a university that will lead the world to destruction! "

The Arda Daily is the official daily of the country of Arda. The full text only revolves around one point of view: If the Xiuxian University is true, then the Xiuxian University will definitely change the world structure. While cultivating the immortals spreads, it will also lead to the destruction of the world!

Now cultivating immortals is hot all over the world, "Alert!"Xiu Xian University" is an official media that expresses opposing viewpoints. As soon as it was released, it became a global hit, and the number of hits and searches continued to rise.

The author says:

(づ￣3￣)づ~spoiler: the scumbag is cannon fodder~

Thanks to the grenade: [Wang Yebo marries Xiao Zan]

Thank you Landmine: [Face the line, Jiujiu is not fat mio]

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