Kunlun Jun's favorite slaughter daily

"The darkness will reappear once more—"

"Like a tarsal maggot..."

"Want to escape?"

"Unfortunately, you will never be able to get rid of..."

Waking up from the dream, Kunlun broke out in a cold sweat.

When the eyes opened and closed, the haze in the fundus disappeared, and when he saw the strange Japanese-style ceiling above, Kunlun had the real feeling of being in hell again.

That's right, after explaining the situation to the president of the Armed Detective Agency, Fukuzawa, and handing over the work, he rushed to hell without stopping, and officially started his daily debt repayment.

Although there is a plan to invite Dazai to go to Hell for a short stay, when he goes to work Dazai can wander around, even if everyone is busy at that time, it is still no problem to appreciate the unique customs of Hell, but it is a pity that Dazai is afraid to avoid it Too late to refuse, had to set off alone.

Today he came to Hellwork (shu) to work on (zui) No.30 for a day, and this was the first time he officially slept in bed.

As soon as he arrived in Hell to report, he immediately went to work, mainly handling the accumulated documents for Mr. Ghost Lantern, at the same time coordinating and deploying the linkage between various departments, and finding time to keep an eye on the logistics so that there are no problems.

In short, it is just a screw, where it needs to be nailed.

tired?

Find a corner to squat for a while when you are tired.

Recover a little bit of energy and continue working.

Want to get a good night's sleep in bed during this busy time when ghosts are dragging two huge dark circles under their eyes?I'm afraid I'm going to be beaten to death with a mace.

Didn't you see that Master Ghost Lantern is so busy that he can't even take care of his most beloved snapdragon (a kind of magical animal and plant, but the body of the goldfish grows on the root and makes a piercing scream)? The breath of ghosts and animals is about to overflow (super scary), now who dares to touch him in front of him?Not to mention being lazy, if you go to the toilet for a long time, you have to be cautious for fear of being discovered by Lord Ghost Lantern and being treated as fishing.

The whole hell has already fallen into the abyss of crazy overtime work by all the staff (dot the wax).

Nowadays, there are a huge amount of souls accumulated in hell, and they all need to be judged one by one to determine their final belonging, whether to go to heaven or reincarnate. Those who committed crimes and will serve their sentences in hell.

The dead who could not go to the kingdom of heaven passed through Santuchuan after the first round of review by Duoyipo, and then accepted the second round of review by Yiyigong before entering the Song Emperor Hall, the first hall of the Ten Kings Hall.

Basically, in the Emperor Song Hall, almost all the deceased can receive the judgment they deserve, but in order to ensure the absolute justice of the trial, the deceased will be subject to the second, third and fourth trials. Therefore, the deceased who has no objection to his own judgment must accept serving his sentence honestly, and then go to reincarnation after serving his sentence.

Among them, although a small number are not qualified to enter the kingdom of heaven, they have not committed any serious mistakes and will soon be reincarnated.

But if you don't accept your own trial, then you can file a complaint.After all, human nature is really complicated, and many things are completely different from one's own point of view and others' point of view.

Afterwards, the deceased who still filed complaints will have a final trial in the fifth hall, Yan Mo Hall.

Most of the dead will basically give up at this point, but there are still special top irons, and this part needs to be divided into the last five halls for a long review. Of course, the result will basically not change.

That's the way it was originally.

But suddenly the world changed, although the glazed mirror is still powerful in showing the good and evil in life.But the Innate God, who was supposed to be with everyone at birth, only appeared in this world for the first time after the world replaced the after-death system.

A group of two gods will surround each person and record the words and deeds of a person's life. The male god "same name" will record good deeds, and the goddess "tongsheng" will record evil deeds.

In this way, after waiting for death, the judgment of merit and demerit before death can be carried out by reading the records.

Suddenly let people become monks halfway. Although they can still record a person's life, the records cannot appear out of thin air. There are too many parts to be supplemented at once. The inborn gods who were originally working for 007 are working with a sigh of relief.

This is not over yet, those who are still alive can wait to complete the records, but the souls that have died before the replacement of the world, that is, a huge number of dead people are piling up in hell, they do not have the records of the birth gods. troublesome event.

After all, there is only one glazed mirror, and waiting in line to use it one by one will have to wait until the Year of the Monkey.

However, time does not wait for anyone. If the trial cannot be carried out for a long time, it means that no dead can be reincarnated. It will not happen until the pregnant woman gives birth to a child in the future. Big trouble.

It is a trivial matter that the brain is really broken after being treated as mentally retarded. A large number of dolls will plunge the whole of Japan into extreme panic, and what will happen at that time will be out of control.

In this regard, hell all over the world is facing more or less troubles.

The only difference is that the way people record good and evil is not an inherent god.

Because of this, Kunlun, who had just arrived in Hell, was almost made into a fluffy specimen by the furious ghosts, and even the sisters of Hezhong Hell who loved him the most couldn't save him from the public anger.

Fortunately, the original culprit stretched out his round hand (literally), and finally prevented Kunlun from falling into the street.

That is the "book" that gradually produces a specific personality after we collide with a different world that is completely different from the parallel small world.

After staying in hell for a few days and witnessing the richness of enough species, the treasure of our world, the "book", has grown four spaghetti-like limbs under its gray and plain appearance, and the ends of the limbs are There are two small, two large, and four circles, which look very much like stick figures drawn by hand, and do not require kindergarten-level drawing skills.

But this does not hinder the happiness of "Book". After all, the original self can only be carried around by others, and because it is too expensive, he always stays in one place. Now he has hands and feet, although he looks like a stick figure. , but he could go anywhere, and he was immediately interested in walking with his feet.

For the super artifact "Book" that records a world on each page, the mere record of good and evil in a human's life is just a trivial matter that can be solved with Madoka's hands. Therefore, after discovering how many "Books" After it was easy to use, he was promoted to the second favorite animal and plant of Mr. Ghost Lamp, and the first was snapdragon.

Tang Gua took a break from her busy schedule to secretly complain to Eggplant: "Even if a book has legs, it's not considered an animal. It's a bit reluctant to call it a plant."

Eggplant yawned, wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, thought for a while and said, "So he's not an animal or a plant, he's an animal or a plant!"

Tang Gua: "..."

Forget it, why did he complain so much to his little idiot? It was because he thought the jailer wasn't busy enough with his work. It was already very hard just managing the dead every day to line up and avoid causing trouble.

After a month of busy day and night, everything is finally on the right track. Most of the souls that can be reincarnated are basically sent to the present world, and the rest can be interrogated slowly without worrying. The long-awaited first vacation.

During the lunch break, Yan Modian canteen.

Kun Lun sat at the table in front of the TV with a tray full of food.

Opposite him sat King Yan Mo who also came to the cafeteria to eat.

After a good rest, he took a quick bath and put on Hanfu. Kunlun looked refreshed and full of classical atmosphere. His long hair rolled up high made him look like a nobleman who came out of a painting, full of nobility. Compared with the elegance, and the casual appearance of wearing a yukata with hair tied back when there is no time to take care of it before, it is really eye-catching.

Because of this, when he saw such a gleaming handsome Chimian guy appearing in front of his eyes, the huge but honest-looking King Yan Mo touched his beard, his face pensive as if he was thinking about something.

"Give it up, even if you put on Hanfu, it will only look like an orangutan accidentally put on human clothes." Ghost Lantern carried the same full meal and put the tray next to Kunlun with a bang On the table, he looked Yan Mo King up and down, his eyes focused on the round and honest eyebrows of Yan Mo King, and the beard full of vegetable dregs from eating, and then said expressionlessly, "The key is the face. And figure, these two points, please feel your conscience and ask, which one do you have?"

"Hey!" King Yan Mo's cheeks flushed suddenly when he was told by the ghost lamp, although he couldn't see the beard, "it's too much to say that people wearing Hanfu are like orangutans wearing human clothes or something! He turned his head to Kunlun, with tears in his big round eyes, "Kunlun, come and judge, am I as bad as the ghost lamp said?"

Seeing the familiar scene of the ghost lamp bullying King Yan Mo every day, Kunlun comforted, "Everyone's dressing style is different. King Yan Mo has the unique temperament of King Yan Mo, especially when interrogating prisoners. But it is very majestic, very solemn, and very handsome, which makes people look forward to it, but I often worry because my appearance is not majestic enough."

Yan Mo, who said this, smiled openly, touched his face, and continued to eat happily.

Ghost Lantern looked at Kunlun with contempt, and whispered, "You can just coax him with sweet words, he is already fatter than when you left, he looks stupid enough, if he gets fatter, let alone majesty, he will be stupid There is nothing but absurdity left on his face."

"Well, Mr. Ghost Lantern, don't be too strict. The recent work intensity is already high enough. I think King Yan Mo has slowly started to lose weight. There is nothing wrong with making him happy."

"Tsk."

Thinking of the fact that it has been really squeezed a little bit recently, Gui Deng didn't continue to sarcasm, but concentrated on eating.

There are modern TV programs on the TV, mainly talking about the good places to travel.The ghost lamp is very careful. Although the general range of species is not much different from the original world, there are still many small details that are quite different, especially in the species of animals and plants. There are some species that did not exist in the world before. For Ghost Lamp, who likes to visit the present world, it is quite a surprise. After a while, when the hell is no longer so busy, he must go to the present world for a stroll.

Oh, by the way, there are also those extra literary peers who just took the time to investigate by the way. If the ability is really excellent, it is not impossible to do some tricks to make people come to see King Yan Mo in advance.

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After the meal, everyone gathered in Yan Mo Hall.

Friends from Kunlun have been waiting here for a long time.

Tang melon and eggplant, one son and two sons, Momotaro and his three animal friends, Xiaobai, Kakisuke, Rurino, Yasha and his wife, Axiang, mustard, bull head and horse noodles, Minamoto Yoshitsune, etc. Everyone Gather in one place.

Sister Ah Xiang, who served as the assistant to the director of Zhonghe Hell, came first. She smiled and hugged Kunlun, feeling that he had grown into a calm adult after not seeing him for a long time.I heard that I found a lover, I must bring it to meet next time.

The gentle and beautiful elder sister has mid-length blue hair and pointed ears that make her look like an elf, but the two big snakes entangled with her body add to her a lot of charming and dangerous aura that elves don't have. It is a temperament A very unique beauty, many men including Tang Gua have a crush on her.

He and Ghost Lantern are old friends since the age of mythology. He was once commented by Ghost Lantern that "ordinary men cannot attract her".

And the Hell of Hezhong is a group of hells related to the crimes of adultery.Seventy percent of the guards are women, and the men are composed of hard and soft personalities.Every year, someone resigns because of "love sickness", so the jailer calls it a place more terrifying than Avici Hell.But at the same time, the best flower streets in the whole hell are opened in Hezhong Hell. Even the legendary Daji also opened a shop here. It is a magical place that people love and hate but cannot extricate themselves from.

Then why is Kunlun so popular with older sisters in Hezhong Hell, and why is he close to Sister Axiang, who manages Hezhong Hell, and received a lot of care from them?

Don't get it wrong, it has nothing to do with men and women.

The origin of all this has to start from the beginning.

As I said before, Kunlun is actually fluffy. When he first set foot in hell, he caused a lot of trouble. At that time, everyone didn't have any emotional foundation. Can't wait for the next story to happen.

Kunlun, who just came to hell, is far less cheerful than he is now. In human form, he looks gloomy and dark, and the huge black mud he carries on his body is as malicious as a spirit, compared to the ghost lamp, the number one cursed ghost in all hell. More than that, it seemed that he had condensed the malice of the whole world into himself, and stunned all the jailers in hell.

Therefore, Hell was the strongest at that time, and of course it is now, Lord Ghost Lantern fought with him. It was a duel that the jailers still shudder when they recall it. Fortunately, Lord Ghost Lantern is the one who has the deepest resentment in hell and the strongest curse. Unlike them, if they hadn't watched the battle from a distance, they would have been swallowed up by the curse just by touching the ominous-looking black mud.

Just when everyone was panicking about whether this guy, who looked like a great devil in the world, was coming to hell to overthrow Lord Ghost Lantern's rule, this guy faded little by little during the fight.

No exaggeration, it is really fading little by little.

Whenever Ghost Lamp's mace hits him hard, the black mud on his body will fall a little bit, and when it hits the back, almost all the black mud covered on the surface of Kunlun has become the undead of Ghost Lamp's mace, landing on the ground. Disappeared in an instant.

In the end, this guy was beaten out of the prototype with a stick by Lord Ghost Lamp, and the moment the prototype appeared, he himself seemed to wake up from a dream, staring blankly at the front, standing motionless.

After seeing clearly what the prototype of this guy looked like, the mace that Ghost Lamp held up high was a little hesitant, and he was hesitating when his mace was watched from a distance before, but now it appeared on the battlefield instantly The red-eyed female jailers pulled it off.

No one else, just because the prototype of this guy is too beautiful——

It was a mythical beast that could be called a dream, an existence that was enough to make all the girls eyes shine when they saw him. The girl's heart broke out and she wanted to take it home and hide it so that no one could see it.

It looks a bit like a horse, but is far more beautiful than a horse. It has a single horn on its forehead, and its whole body is as white as snow.

It is similar to the unicorn in foreign mythology, but it is more cute in Q version.

The fly in the ointment is that his tail is completely black, and after looking at it for a long time, I always feel that it will arouse evil thoughts in people's hearts.

"What kind of beast are you?" Gui Deng raised his eyebrows with interest.

Kunlun replied blankly, "Bai Ze."

"White Pond?!!"

Everyone exclaimed, and the ghost lamp looked like a ghost.

I saw him thinking of something unlucky and said, "I don't know what the prototype of that lewd Chinese medicine doctor looks like? If he has your appearance, why would he be beaten like that when he pursues girls?"

"I'm really sorry for growing up like that!"

When Cao Cao arrived, Bai Ze himself, dressed in a white doctor's robe, appeared in hell. He stood still with his hands folded and complained angrily.

"However, this guy is right. Although he doesn't look the same, it's obvious that he's also Bai Ze, and he's still an immature cub!"

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The current rhythm is about two days to update a chapter, but a chapter also has four to five thousand words, rounding up, I am updating every day!