[HP] Blast! Word Small Universe

Sunny September 9

It's another new school year, and I have to say goodbye to clingy Jane and go back to school.She was sexier than ever since she lived in Spinner's End, and I have to say she was a stunner, a naturally charming girl.Sometimes when I look at her, I suspect that God sent her to this world just to attract my attention, oh, and maybe to make my dry life more tender—yes, tender.Although I never said this word in front of her, I don't deny that this word is very suitable for that shabby house.

I guess I can get three letters from her before I go to bed today, one of which I received shortly after I arrived at Hogwarts in the morning. She'd said it before going out - one arrived at noon, telling me she'd put another electric heater in the house - well, hell, I wasn't going to be home since old Snape died The electricity was on, but my wife did it anyway - she paid the electricity bill, bought appliances, and I felt like the magic was starting to suck.What's even more disgusting is that she actually bought a washing machine - so that makes those housework magic useless, Merlin won't forgive her, well, I admit that she doesn't need Merlin's forgiveness at all, who let me The wife is a god.I figured I'd still have to break the damn washing machine when she wasn't looking, like throwing it at that poor Arthur Weasley, who's always been interested in Muggle stuff.I still remember that when I threw the microwave to him last time, Weasley gave me a piece of flame grass. This idiot must not know that the value of flame grass is much higher than that of the microwave—tsk, so the reason why the poor are poor There are reasons for ghosts, they lack a pair of discerning eyes.If it was Malfoy, he would have asked me to give him a rice cooker.

Oh my God, look what I've written - this is my potion book!Damn, now let me get back to the point - I was still working on the latest Wolf Potion before she wrote me the third letter.Oh, and that brings me to another poor man, Lupine.Even though he is married to Tonks, the Auror's salary is not enough for him to buy enough wolf potion, so this shameless man will visit Spider's End alley after a short while—thanks to Jane for saving In their name, they actually want a little free potion from me.My kind-hearted Jane will give my extra medicine to that poor man who can't even afford new clothes, and then I will be unceremoniously invited out of Spider's End-even though he takes it from me every time. Wolf potions are all experimental, but I—wait!I'm off topic!Oh damn werewolves!

Well, let me re-document the pot of new wolf drug in front of me.I added a kind of juice to the previous recipe, which is a kind of juice that can exude an attractive fragrance, which can lead people to like werewolves who use wolf potion, and let the werewolves blend in better to the greatest extent Social groups—here, I have to say that this idea was provided by my lover. She thinks that werewolves have a special status and are isolated from others. , so she has been advocating to be a harmonious and loving family, especially after she went to China once - oh, that is a terrible country, extremely terrible.They actually have 56 ethnic groups. The problem is that so many ethnic groups can still live together very well.Look, look, it's impossible in the wizarding world.Wizards discriminate against werewolves, but also against vampires, well, that doesn't include our family.Since that vampire named Monroe came here, my house was barely a sanctuary for vampires to visit until I got the damn vampire out of my house.But it also makes me better accept this kind of thing appearing in my field of vision, but I still don't like them turning into bats, because it will make Jane smile at me wretchedly, don't think I don't Knowing what she was thinking, even without Legilimency.It was because Jane went to this country, and she was brainwashed by something. Every day, she kept talking about harmony, prosperity, democracy, and the rule of law... What the hell is that?She had never cared about these things before, but now she actually started to study the laws of wizards.Merlin!The black crows who delivered the letter are here again, the third letter from my lover, I have to finish my research for today-oh, Merlin's socks, I only wrote one sentence about my new research!

April 9 partly cloudy

It would have been a beautiful day, but I don't think I would be today if this little Potter kid hadn't set off a cauldron explosion in Potions class that scalded the Longbottom kid's face and got big bumps Getting spat all over her face again by Madam Pomfrey—she always believed that students should stay away from the cauldron.How ridiculous, as a wizard, to stay away from the cauldron! ?Why not let them become Muggles directly!

Don't write these unnutritious things, this time I must record the process of changing my potion.It has been half a moon week, and the potion in the cauldron has shown a perfect silvery white color, which is exactly as I thought.There is no such disgusting mud like before, the new generation of wolf potion will definitely have a good color - forgive me for using words like mud to describe the intoxicating potion, but my lover always She felt that what Lupine drank was a lump of mud instead of a normal potion. Many times she wondered if I added meth to Lupin's potion, which could poison him to death in one go.I swear to Merlin, I've tried to do this many times, but I never did.Not because I didn't have the guts to do it, but because I didn't want to go to Azkaban.Ever since I became a wizard with a family, I have not been interested in living as a widow.So now that I think about it, teaching at Hogwarts alone is actually the same as going to jail.But the only good thing is that I can go back and meet Jane on Saturday and Sunday.And she always gives me huge satisfaction with great enthusiasm, I have to say that she is getting better and better in bed-wait for it!I'm not at home, why is her bed skill getting better and better? !

No, I have to hurry home!

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Special reminder: This episode is an irresponsible extra, and has nothing to do with the content of the main text. The inspiration comes from a nonsense in the group.This episode is very thunderous, the professor said he was tired, please bring your own lightning rod.ok~~