Special investigation report from Yokohama

Looking up, behind the glass is a two-headed fox with a painted face.

Bowing his head, there was an "Application for Release on Bail Pending Trial" on the table.

How did things come to this?Red Medicine thought.

She just played a game, opened a Honmaru, and raised a group of paper people... knives—why did she walk into the police station today, a year later, and release a fox on bail in full view of everyone.

It all started a week ago.

A week ago, it was also such a sunny afternoon and such a leisurely weekend.After Hongyao finished her homework, she logged into the mobile game "Touken Ranbu-online" as always, skipped the OP skillfully, and clicked "Start the game" with the initial log-in voice of the sword.

It was here that the situation took a surprising and irreversible change.When the cherry blossoms started to turn on the lower left of the screen at the very beginning, she only thought that there was a small problem with her internet speed; when Honosuke jumped to the center of the screen and gave her a standard fox kneeling, she only thought that the operator's server had done something Yao—it’s very strange, it’s just a PPT game, and there are always bugs every three days—and is going to exit the interface and open a social platform to see how many resources the official plans to give this time.

When the game could not be exited, she finally felt a sense of crisis and secretly prepared to repair her phone: Then she watched the face of the two-headed fox getting bigger and bigger on the screen... Finally Jumping out of the screen, stepping on her Tianli [-], saluted with tears in her eyes: "My lord! We finally see you!"

The first thought that crossed Hong Yao's mind was that Honosuke also had a voice actor, and then she finally realized that the scene in front of her challenged her materialistic worldview, and almost grabbed the fruit knife next to her: "What's going on? !"

Foxnosuke spent an entire hour breaking and reorganizing her three views. Hongyao finally accepted the design of "games are not games", "vertical painting is not vertical painting" and even "Two-dimensional is not Two-dimensional". Settle and realize that I really have a year-old Honmaru in a certain space.

Then she looked at the little fox in front of her. The rule of law education since she was a child made her discover an unavoidable problem.

"Foxosuke," she pressed the little fox's paw excitedly about to dig out the contract, and asked, "Are you a local fox?"

"We are Guanhu Shikigami created by the government of time!" Foxnosuke explained, "It is the assistant assigned by the government to your lord! It is not some random wild fox!"

Got it, it's a foreign fox.

"Then do you have a passport?"

Foxnosuke glanced at Hong Yao blankly, vaguely realizing that something was wrong.

"Last question," Hong Yao held the phone with a solemn expression, "Do you... know what illegal entry is?"

A week later.

Fox's help not only knew of illegal entry, but also of illegal intrusion into citizens' residences and illegal employment.

Woo, if it hadn't contacted the government of the time to prove itself desperately, it would have been accused of espionage!

Conscience of heaven and earth, this is obviously a hot-blooded comic film set that signed a contract to protect history, why do you want to order "Tears Behind the Bar" for it when the situation suddenly changed into a legal program?

It almost became the first fox in history to be sacrificed in the police station!

The more Foxosuke thought about it, the more wronged he became. Under the leadership of the police, he walked around the glass window, walked to Hong Yao's feet and squatted down, expressing his condemnation of the other party's behavior of sending it into the game because of a disagreement: "Master Hong Yao ..."

"I'm sorry!" Hong Yao's eyes fluttered.

Although Honosuke's way of appearing on the stage is more magical, mysterious... sci-fi, she really didn't expect that it didn't lie to her.

She coughed lightly, trying to cool down the heat on her face: "Well, you see, I've never encountered such a thing before, and you told me this kind of strange thing as soon as you came up, and you want me to go somewhere else Serving another government... and I'm underage!"

In addition, Honmaru, who is isolated from the world, sounds like human trafficking, so she can't be blamed for the overreaction, right?

"This, this is indeed..." Although the way of abducting people is not so open and aboveboard, Foxnosuke is still a good fox with only a conscience.It thought that its lord was just a little girl who was still in school, and a little one couldn't ask her to handle this kind of thing very well.

No, according to the standards of this world, the owner's one-stop operation of first recording and collecting evidence, and then calling the police to the police is simply excellent.

Thinking about it this way, Foxnosuke felt a lot more comfortable for no reason.It explored itself for a while, then nodded reservedly: "That, that's because you don't understand..."

"But if I do it again, I'll still call the police!"

"Wow."

Red medicine: ...

She stretched out her arm to Foxnosuke: "I...shall I treat you to fried tofu?"

Foxnosuke jumped into the arms of the judge, choked with sobs and said, "We want to eat two."

Woo, it's just an innocent shikigami supported by the spiritual power of the lord.

Poor, helpless, and edible.

Not only one of them and one fox went to eat, but also an employee who claimed to be from the Government of Time.The employee took them to a Japanese-style ramen restaurant. Hong Yao walked in with a fox in his arms.

Hong Yao seemed to understand something: "Here..."

"This is the office of the government in this world." Perhaps because of her age, the staff member who brought her here had a very soft voice, "Master Koyaku, you can contact here through Fox's bell after you take office. , understand the information of this world.”

The office is quite down-to-earth, okay?Hong Yao followed behind him and walked into a Japanese-style box: "Ah, oh, okay, thank you for reminding me."

But she hasn't decided whether to take office yet.

When playing games and formal work are two different things, the red medicine is clearly distinguished.After all, she can be happy raising a paper person. If she is not happy, she will be salty. If she takes up the post in Honmaru, she will have to get along with more than 80 people day and night!

She is still in school, and she can't even support herself. Let her raise swords?That's not a big deal, is it?

Afraid that he would say anything more on this issue, Hong Yao changed the topic: "So the Government of Time has an office here? I thought you wouldn't be involved in worldly affairs."

"It was just established." The government official smiled, "Thanks to your reminder, Mr. Hongyao, after all, the previous recruitment methods are not suitable for the times. We decided to carry out government reform and set up offices in various worlds to use more legal methods." way of recruiting."

Just, okay.He said it tactfully, the so-called "reminder" probably refers to her reporting Fox Nosuke.Hong Yao didn't know how to respond, so she could only praise dryly: "Then you guys are keeping up with the times."

The man replied very gently: "You're flattering yourself. Only by advancing with the times can we better serve the god judges. This is what we should do."

He said, ordered for the two of them, and stood up: "All your questions, your Honosuke will answer you. It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Hongyao. I look forward to the day when we become colleagues. "

"Also," he reminded, as if he had understood the embarrassment of red medicine, "if you still have doubts about this profession, you might as well ask the men of swords for their opinions."

"Ah...thank you." Hong Yao got up to thank her, and the man closed the door for her considerately.

Men with swords, ah.

Hong Yao sat back to the original place, and asked Honosuke the question that had been lingering in her heart for a long time: "There are so many players, why did you come to me? If my main pill has been built for a year, why are you coming to me now?" ?”

Foxnosuke swallowed the fried tofu in his mouth, and replied quite directly: "Because of your spiritual power, my lord."

"Touken Ranbu" is a game that can summon Touken Men, which is naturally the black technology of the sometimes government.According to Honosuke's explanation, this is like a power conversion device that allows her to transmit spiritual power to the sword man and Honmaru through the game, but this ratio is very low, so the sword man commanded through the game is more official than the judge Men with swords are weaker.

But red medicine is an exception.According to Foxosuke, the reason why it came to her at the risk of exposing current affairs was because her Honmaru swordsmen showed strength not inferior to other Honmaru swordsmen in battle.

——In other words, if Koyao takes office, the fighting power of her Honmaru sword man will be absolutely astonishing.The retrograde army is mass-produced, but the sword man is not. The government of time is already under great pressure. Now that I finally see a god-inspector who has the potential to become a big boss, why not hurry up?

As for why it took a year to find her...

"Recently, the war situation has become more and more tense. The government hopes to recruit more powerful combat forces, and is also afraid that historical revisionists will attack the gods in this world..." So what can be protected must be protected as soon as possible. .

There is no problem with the reason.Hong Yao was silent for a while, and cautiously probed: "Then if I don't take office..."

"Your Honmaru is powerful, and the government will arrange for other god judges to come over..." Fox Nosuke had the familiar bad feeling again.

No, no way?It hasn't heard of any god judge who refused to take office, let alone Quan Dao Jian Honmaru, more than 80 vibrating swords!

But Red Medicine doesn't think so.

The most difficult thing she has ever experienced in her life is to write math problems. War and war are terms that only appear in history books and news. Said so-so.

She is an ordinary person who is so ordinary that she can't be more ordinary. Even if she has such a magical power as "spiritual power", she doesn't have the slightest sense of reality.In this way, she manages those famous historical knives whose previous masters are more famous than the other, and even a good Honmaru will have problems under her control.

The more I like those swords that I have never met before, the more I feel that seeing each other is like not seeing each other.

"...Tell me, would they mind changing the owner?" Hong Yao puffed up her cheeks and whispered, rather than asking Foxnosuke, she was asking herself.

"what?"

"Of course I do!"

Honosuke's exclamation and a crying boy's voice resounded in the room at the same time. This voice was very familiar to the examiner. She shook her hand, and her chopsticks almost fell to the ground: "Today, today, today, today's sword?!"

How could there be a sword listening in?

The author has something to say:

Judgment Red Medicine reminds you: Law-abiding travels all over the world, and breaking the law is difficult.Maintain national security and strengthen the people's defense line.If a suspicious fox comes to invite you to provide services for the government of another country, please call the spy reporting hotline in time and actively provide clues to the national security agency.National security is our responsibility.

The 50 help of Fox Walking: I am wronged.

The small theater after the inauguration of the god judge and Fox's help:

Yao: So, is the government of the time a secret organization? !

Fox: It is true in most worlds... There are still a small number of people like you who report without saying anything.

Yao: Then why did you explain to the police?The government doesn't enforce secrecy or anything like that...

Fox: There is confidentiality training, teaching us how to pretend to be an ordinary fox...

Yao: Then why didn't you pretend?

Fox: They say that foxes with painted faces are rare, and they want to protect us as precious animals...

Medicine: not very good?

Fox: ...so we have to bring them to the breeding center for breeding.

Yao: ...it really makes sense [whispering]

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