[Liu Li Bolin Emperor] The Three Realms and you, I want

Three sentences, let my father wish to punish me eighteen times. I am a handsome, suave, and disillusioned future Lord of the Three Realms.

Two days ago, I went to court with many immortals from the heavens. When I was about to speak, I directly announced that I thought of a name for myself when mortals enshrined me, called Haotian Jinque Supreme Supreme Nature There is Mira to the true Jade Emperor God.Everyone laughed, presumably because they were overwhelmed by my wisdom. I have experienced this level of worship many times.

Then I went on to explain why I chose such a name for myself. The reason is that I observed the mortal temples with my celestial eyes, and found that mortals always give us gods the name of the old elder, especially my mother. And father, at first glance, I didn't know that they were enshrined in this temple!Wouldn't it be embarrassing if I couldn't even recognize my own temple after I became Emperor of Heaven?So, I prepared such an excellent name for myself in advance!

I don't have to do anything for the rest of the journey, and my mother smiled approvingly at me, probably because I'm planning ahead.It's my father, Emperor Bo Lin, who actually glared at me a few times. His face, as handsome as mine, was dark and dark, and he wished the heavens would punish me eighteen times!Hmph, he must think that I'm too good, covering up his brilliance, so he doesn't like me.But there is no other way, the blue is better than the blue, and to be an excellent future Lord of the Three Realms, one has to pay such a price!

Speaking of this, I think I should introduce my family in detail. My mother is the beautiful and perfect ([-] words are omitted here) Emperor Fuli. My father is... only one face You can still see Emperor Bo Lin.My name is Haotian, but this name can only be called by my parents, please call me Haotian Jinque Supreme Supreme Natural Miaoyou Miluo Zhizhen Jade Emperor God.Hey, I haven't succeeded as Emperor of Heaven yet, so it seems a bit early to call me like that, forget it or call me Your Highness Haotian!

When people look at my father, they always say that he is handsome and noble, but if you ask me, he is just a grumpy old fairy!Obviously every time I talk to him honestly and seriously, such as "Father, I didn't do anything, just broke Laojun's alchemy furnace, plucked a few phoenix feathers, and slipped away with Si Ming without doing my homework." I went down to earth to hear about your romantic past with Aunt Xuanji..." "Father, I read in Si Ming's dilapidated notebook that you not only had an affair with Luo Houji, but also had a marriage contract with Nantian Diji, and was also entangled with God of War. Qing, when I went down to earth, I was with Aunt Xuanji, brother and sister, what is your mother planning to marry you for?" "Father, did you marry your mother with your son? Is it a political marriage?" You see, I didn't say anything, My father just looked at me with a half-smile, and either pinched my ears, or punished me for copying books!

But Si Ming is worse than me, but he deserves it. Who told him not to throw away all the junk he wrote and let me flip through it?Although now he writes stories about my mother and father, I am still not happy if these things don’t destroy me.My father gave up the path of ruthlessness and switched to the path of affection for my mother. This is the true love between two people, and everything else doesn't count!

I really don't know why my father gave me so much homework. Can a god finish it?Fortunately, Auntie Xuanji will take me out to play, go down to earth to eat wine and food, listen to books, play chivalry, fight demons and eliminate demons, hehehe!But I sat for too long, and when I got up, I felt wrong: "... I'm going first!... Numb, numb..." Fortunately, mortals don't know my name, otherwise, otherwise, where would I put my famous name in my life!

He still likes to sue, but I overheard him and my mother saying something about me... I am acting too much, mischievous and out of shape, not stable at all, I wonder if I will be able to bear the Three Realms in the future? !What, I'm just a little more lively, a little happier, and a little more free, why do you suspect that I am not the biological child of the two of them?

He also doesn't want me to do this for our family!If I really know everything at once, won’t I be in a hurry to compete with my mother for the position of Emperor of Heaven?My mother has not yet become the Lord of the Three Realms, so I have a legitimate reason for not doing my homework!

My mother is so gentle, she never restrained me, let alone beat and scolded me, she never even spoke loudly to me!She can say that I am her sweetheart, a caring little padded jacket, the most beloved and beloved fairy.But sometimes when I act a little, really just a little out of line, she will let me reflect on my mistakes.But it's strange to say that she didn't frown or get angry, but I somehow felt that I should correct it sooner.

By the way, I originally had a companion, not to say that my father had a marriage contract with Nantian Diji, but later the engagement was cancelled, and my mother was very upset, so she extended the marriage contract to me and Nantian Diji's daughter.Her name is Qianqian, and she is one of my many followers. Unfortunately, I have become indifferent to the flowers blooming and falling in the world, and there is no wind or rain or sunshine.The point is that she's not my type.

One day my mother called me over and asked me if I liked Qianqian. I shook my head resolutely, and my mother smiled and asked why.I thought hard for a while, and said: "Every time she talks to me, her voice is vague, as if she has saliva in her mouth, and she is not generous enough, making me bully her."

When my mother looked at me, she became a little surprised. She thought for a while and said, "Your father still suspects that you are not your own. I think you have got his true biography. I don't know how many fairies will be sad for you in the future. But It’s okay, you are heartless, and you won’t be the one who gets hurt.”

I thought depressedly, what's wrong with me?Am I not telling the truth?My mother also gave me a few bottles of ointment that the fairy used to apply on the face. I went back and thought about it for a few days before I realized that she thought that I would only rely on my face to find a Taoist partner in the future. .There is no reason for this, she underestimates me too much, isn't it because she wants to deal with the Southern Heaven Immortal Clan?

Afterwards, I never saw Qianqian again, but I had a lot of accompanying readers who could talk to me normally.Hey, Qianqian, the Goddess has no intention of the Dreamer, so I'm sorry.

As the saying goes, fight at the head of the bed and fight at the end of the bed. Although my mother and father are very affectionate, sometimes there will be some small disputes.It's probably because my father is thunderous and rainy, and when nothing happens, he will vomit and plead for the trash, and then my mother will be unhappy.

I squatted under the window at the entrance of their dormitory and listened to the corner, crazy?First, my mother talked. When she was angry, she liked to speak politely, as if she didn't sleep with a god like my father every day. "What? Does Emperor Bolin feel that he can pass the emperor to give orders? Do you want to cut it first and then play it or... replace it?"

Tsk tsk tsk, listen, listen, how intense, I pounded my legs nervously to prevent my legs from being numb and unable to escape.Then guess what, I heard the sound of rustling, as if the clothes were rubbing together, according to my judgment, it should be... my father hugged my mother!

Then I heard my father use a tone that I had never heard before, that kind, that kind of special, you can't tell, sounds a little bit wronged: "Li'er, don't treat me like this." Hehe , I didn't expect you to have two faces!In front of me is the irritable old father, and in front of the mother, he is acting like a spoiled child.

The key point was that my mother was really confused, and replied helplessly: "Such childish words are not like what Emperor Bo Lin would say." Hey, not only heroes are saddened by the beauty pass, but even beauties are also saddened by the beauty pass.I should not be able to listen to the next one, so I slipped out decisively.

Parents are true love, children are accidents.I found that every time my father got angry at me, as long as my mother was there, he would, how should I say it, be a little bit contrived.Of course, my mother is just admiring my father's angry appearance, and doesn't care about my life or death.Alas, it's so pitiful.

Well, now I'm going to perfuse my homework.What, do you still want to hear?Are you blind followers already crazy to this extent?Hey, I have failed you. Although I like you very much, we gods cannot fall in love with mortals. We should practice hard and strive to attain the Tao as soon as possible.