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Xia Youjie beat the guy who puts more emphasis on sex than friends, and beat him with a combination of fighting skills. He waited until Nuliang Luyi and Hui Yuanxiong came to persuade the fight, and then loosened the collar of Gojo Wu in his hand.

"The most important thing now is to draw lots to confirm the punishment. Gojo Satoru, go back, do you think you deserve to draw lots on behalf of the Tokyo school?" Iirui Glass took out a scalpel from his white coat, and almost chopped off someone who was eager to try paws.

Nuliang Luyi noticed Xia Youjie's naked eyes begging for help, and the more sincere black card.

Although he wanted to help, Nuliang Luyi still couldn't violate the rules: "I am no longer a student of Curse High, and I am not eligible to draw lots."

All she can offer Xia Youjie is an equally sincere cheer.

Because there were only Xia Youjie and Wujo Wu in this play-off, and Wujo Wu's luck in drawing lots made people feel uneasy, so Xia Youjie bit the bullet and stretched out his hand in the face of the black hole in the iron box.

Facing the weighty note in his hand, Xia Youjie dryly read the words on the note: "Extract a piece, cosplay any piece of "Snow White"."

"Jie, you probably won't get a clip with a third person in it." Jiarui Zizi, An Geji and Mingming, as the only two girls in the Tokyo school, extended their cordial greetings to Xia Youjie.

The embarrassing thing is naturally for those two DKs who caused trouble to digest themselves.

"Is it about to start the tradition of women's clothing in Tokyo High School?" Hui Yuanxiong is a representative of heartlessness. He heard this play and found it very interesting. Seeing his former high-spirited seniors depressed, he wanted to help a little bit.

It's just that before the word "senior" was uttered, Qihai Jianren covered his mouth: "Senior Xia You must want to do things alone."

"I see, as expected of a senior!" Some regretted that he couldn't participate in such an event, but thinking that he could watch it, Hui Yuanxiong excitedly looked forward to it again.

Thinking of something, Gojo Satoru, who has always strictly abided by the dogma of a good man, also became terrified: "Is there any image of Snow White that is similar to kissing? Jay is still a single old virgin. I don't want his first kiss!"

The students from the Kyoto school who thought that Xia Youjie must have love experience all went "wow".

"That face is very good at deceiving little girls, I really didn't expect it."

"It's really hard to tell."

"So Xia Youjun is so unpopular?"

Feeling that his reputation has been wronged again in a weird way, Xia Youjie, with the consciousness of dying together, drew the next scene with a smirk.

"It's the scene where the queen poisons Snow White."

The rest of the Tokyo school are relieved, this rivalry scene is destined to be the stage for Gojo Satoru and Xia Youjie.

Gojo Satoru was also relieved, and even cast a wink at Nuliang Luyi who was beside him.

There are no eye-catching scenes in this kind of drama, and his affectionate and dedicated character is stable again!

The only one who wants to cry but has no tears is Xia Youjie.

Why!No dwarfs or princes or hunters.

Why!He wants women's clothing again!

Why!God is not fair!

All that remains is the assignment of roles.

After Xia Youjie and Wujo Wu's fierce match-ups, Xia Youjie played Snow White and Wujo Wu played the queen.

"It's quite suitable for the character design. After all, Snow White is a beauty with black hair and an ebony window frame~" Nuliang Luyi tried to comfort the autistic Xia Youjie, "The whole scene is only 3 minutes at most. Hold on."

"I'm prettier than Jay!" Gojo Satoru squeezed away his best friend who was obstructing his girlfriend's sight.

"Yes, yes, you are the prettiest, and your acting skills are good, so you are very suitable for a difficult role like a queen." Nu Lianglu took Wujo Wu's hand and stroked Wujo Wu's hair.

Hearing the humming sound of the people beside him, Nuliang Lu stared at his lover with eyes stained with a golden smile, and the rays of sunshine turned into admiration in his eyes.

However, a text message interrupted the intimacy between Nuliang Luyi and his lover.

On the other hand, when the school in Kyoto politely expressed his high expectations and started a day trip to Tokyo under the leadership of Ange Ji, Nuliang Rikuichi, Gojo Satoru and Xia Youjie entered the basement of the High School of Conjuration .

"According to the monitoring and positioning during this period, we found several people who need special attention." The technicians of the public security have summarized the scope of activities and suspicious conversations of all the observers who participated in this exchange meeting, cursing The team leader of the special surgery department frowned.

In the past, the country couldn't get involved in the affairs of the magic world, so they only had a general understanding of the magic world.

Who knew that during these two days of monitoring, he heard a lot of disgusting things in the magic world.

All of the well-dressed senior executives of the magic world are dressed in bright clothes, but what are they doing behind their backs?The concubine who was forced to give birth, the children who were forced to marry, kept saying that it was for the benefit of the family, but they were doing things like male robbers and female prostitutes...

"We have entered the 21st century, and the magic world must be rectified."

"Ahem, ahem, but now is not the time to talk about this." The head of the Special Department of Conjuration still restrained his emotions, and pointed out a page of detailed investigation and analysis report, "Among them, the whereabouts of Koji Tsuruta is the most strangeness."

Nuliang Luyi didn't know much about the distribution of power in the upper echelons of the magic world, so he raised his eyebrows and asked Gojo Satoru beside him.

Gojo Satoru, who often quarrels with Lao Juzi, is naturally very familiar with this group: "Tsuruta is also an old family in the magic world, and the whole family is full of Lao Juzi. This person is the leader of the Tsuruta family in the director's department. I hate it, I don’t seem to have any impression of what to say specifically.”

After all, old oranges are like copy and paste, ugly and rotten.

"He has communicated with the patriarchs of the Zenyuan family and the Kamo family during this period, trying to use the forces of the two families to jointly control Mr. Gojo Satoru." I went to these few points, I don’t know if you have any impression.”

Wujo Wu glanced at it, and immediately made a judgment: "Kill him, he wants to enter the sacrificial vault of the high school, where there are many special-grade spell objects and special-grade spell tools."

Xia Youjie frowned: "Once killed, if we have no evidence, it will be direct rebellion."

Gojo Satoru was lying on the chair, the eyes of the sky behind the sunglasses were as cold as a god, and he said disapprovingly: "It doesn't matter if we kill them all, the magic circle is short of manpower, anyway, the Nuliang team under Yiyi will help us clean it up." Cursed."

Nu Lianglu raised his hand and lightly hammered him on the head.

Gojo Satoru is reassuring the Nuragumi, but this does not mean that other humans can completely reassure the Nuragumi.

The Nuragumi are monsters that are rejected by humans, at most they play a supporting role.

The conjurer world needs to stand up for itself.

"Now, we need evidence. Didn't he go to a deserted area in the outskirts? I'll ask the Nuliang team to investigate."

Even so, the two DKs who were college students did not forget another task on their shoulders.

Gojo Satoru originally planned to invite his son Hui-chan and grandson Yugou to watch the children's play he devoted himself to performing.

Because Megumi and Nanako Mimiko became good friends, when Nanako Mimiko knew that Xia Yu was going to play Snow White, she excitedly asked Xia Youjie to bring her there too.

Faced with the starry eyes of Nanako and Mimiko, Xia Youjie, who is still shameless, resolutely refuses.

Squatting down, the young old father earnestly educated his daughter who was looking at the Snow White picture book, and explained: "We are going to play the adult version of Snow White, children can't read it!"

"What is the adult version of Snow White?" Mimiko asked curiously while holding the rabbit doll.

Xia Youjie rubbed Mimiko's short hair: "It's the story of Snow White rebelling against the queen~"

Gojo Satoru on the other side sneezed, turned over, and kissed Nuliang Luyi who was reading the report aside.

This must be missing me one by one!

The next day, the reverse version of "Snow White" was screened at the High School of Magic.

The first is the appearance of Gojo Satoru.

Wearing a crown and a one-shoulder gown, Gojo Satoru didn't think there was anything wrong with his appearance at all. He triumphantly lifted the hem of the tutu skirt, twirled it three times gracefully, and successfully won a group of The applause of the audience who can't be bothered to watch the excitement.

Especially when he was holding a plastic mirror, blinking his long eyelashes deliberately, while stroking his flimsy skin and asking "Who is the most beautiful person in this land?" Confidence blended together, it can be said that there is no sense of disobedience, which made a group of audience laugh wildly and almost broke the camera function of their mobile phones.

"Where's Yi Yi?" Jia Ru Niazi almost overslept because she was too sleepy, so she rushed to watch the excitement, and when she arrived at the scene, she found that her good friend was not there.

At the same time, a voice came from the stereo: "You are the most beautiful here."

"I'll go, Wujo Wu is so shameless!" Jia Ruozi looked at Wujo Wu's radiant and proud face, and hated Wujo Wu's behavior for his own benefit.

Afterwards, all the audience saw Gojo Satoru, a stinky and shameless guy, and asked them five times, until Jiaguozi took out the scalpel again, and the queen reluctantly ended the torment of the magic mirror, and entered the queen disguised as A peasant woman visits Snow White in the forest.

Afterwards, everyone saw Xia Youjie whose face was as white as snow (as if a layer of white paint had been rubbed off), his lips were as red as blood (with red lipstick on), and his hair was as black as an ebony window frame.

"Senior, you are so beautiful!" Hui Yuan applauded vigorously.

"Xia Youjun! The most beautiful Snow White!" Accompanied by the clicking sound of the camera, the Kyoto school cheered vigorously.

Accompanied by the roar of laughter from the audience, "Snow White" held up a sour green apple, and said grimly: "Travellers from afar, you must be tired from the journey to the forest hut. Please eat an apple to relieve yourself." Quench your thirst."

The "queen" who hadn't picked out the apple was stunned.

Don't lie to him just because he doesn't read fairy tales, the plot of Snow White is definitely not like this, right? !

But "Snow White" had already put the "biochemical weapon" in his hand into his mouth, and said with murderous intent: "Today's Snow White is not the Snow White of the past, I am the reborn Snow White!!"

"?????" "Empress" began to scurry around the stage, "You don't fit the image of a princess who is true, kind and beautiful!"

"What kind of image does a princess want! A princess should want power!" Seeing the opportunity, Xia Youjie stuffed a carefully selected extremely sour apple into the mouth of the "Queen", successfully knocking down the "Queen".

Then she tidied up her skirts and told the audience the ending of the story: "Because the 'queen' passed away, Princess Snow White became the first heir to the kingdom. After she returned to the palace, she worked hard and became a generation of queen."

In an instant, the audience applauded like a wave.

Xia Youjie, who successfully broke the game, opened the "Love and Kill High School Big Family" group triumphantly.

Anyway, he wore women's clothes last time, and wearing women's clothes again this time is not technically considered dead.

In the current group, there should be all emojis of Gojo Satoru, right?

The group at the beginning was indeed filled with Gojo Satoru emojis.

For example, Gojo Satoru said "I am the most beautiful and strongest.jpg" in the mirror;

For example, Gojo Satoru was poisoned by the green apple "Death with the strongest spell";

For example, Gojo Satoru was chased like crazy, "Who am I? Where am I?"...

Xia Youjie was very satisfied, and even saved one by one.

Later, he discovered that someone in the group anonymously sent a new emoticon package:

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And as a comparison, it is his legs.

In order not to repeat the same mistakes, Xia Youjie deliberately removed the hair on his legs after learning that he wanted women's clothing.

In an instant, everyone in the group became anonymous:

"Whoa whoa!"

"Close eyes of friends!"

"Good white, no, good legs!"

"The hair removal is so clean, I dare to ask what brand of hair removal cream, please Amway!"

Another minute later, there was another emoji in the group.

In the picture, the green apple held by "Snow White" was dropped and replaced with a bottle of hair removal cream.

It is also accompanied by a thumb and the words "Brother Xinjie, have eternal life".

At that moment, under the brilliance of "Jie Ge Hair Removal Cream", the other Gojo Wu's emoticons were overshadowed.

The following group of anonymous ghosts are all in hahaha.

Xia Youjie kicked down Wujo Wu who was covering his mouth.

Even if he is anonymous, who else can know the brand of his hair removal cream besides this dog.

Deliberately looking for something to do and staying in the high school for a few days, Li Suo finally met the protagonist he had been looking for for a few days.

The distance between Wujo Wu and Xia Youjie, two close friends who were shoulder to shoulder, could already be squeezed into ten ropes.

Both of them ignored each other, and their clothes were wrinkled, obviously after a fierce battle.

Xia Youjie wanted to hit someone, but thanks to someone, why did he lose his fame in his first life because of his leg hair? Painful!

Gojo Satoru also wanted to hit someone, thanks to someone, the apple was so sour that his tongue was numb, and he wanted to eat Yiyi's dessert, but Yiyi said that this month's share was gone, it was painful!

Ron Suo, who passed by the two of them, was delighted: Seeing the two of them lost their minds and parted ways, his carefully arranged plan was indeed right!