Dazai climbed Mount Kongtong overnight

At the bottom of the quiet river, Osamu Dazai was wrapped in the icy river water, and the temperature of his body and brain finally dropped slowly.

He relaxed his body and floated with the river, opened his eyes underwater, and stared blankly at the bright and rippling river above.

Hugging is an act of showing kindness, closeness, love, comfort or support between human beings.

This is not an uncommon interaction in human life, but it is very rare for Osamu Dazai, especially the sincere and warm hug from a friend, which is the first time he feels it.

In other words, in fact, the "normal" and "correct" in the universal cognition are far away from him, and he is almost incompatible with the whole world and the people in the world, and he knows this very well.

But it is a person like him who has two close friends that many normal people don't have.

Oda Saku who doesn't kill people and Ango who respects life become friends with him who kills but doesn't respect life.

Even Dazai Osamu, after going through so many things, can't say that he and Oda Sakuyasu are not friends.

They are true friends.

But in today's society, having one or two true friends seems to have become a very rare thing.

But he, Osamu Dazai, has two such good friends...

After going through that kind of thing, what he got was not an angry beating and worried preaching, but a hot hug and caring comfort, which was beyond Dazai Osamu's preparatory course.

In fact, the answer is very simple, how could Osamu Dazai, who is a worry teacher, not understand?

He just couldn't believe that such a good thing would happen to him, and he didn't know how to face this kindness.

So he did what he does best - escaped.

Osamu Dazai is very good at escaping.

Because he didn't know how to live well in this world, he chose to try to commit suicide to escape.

But, there's always something stopping him.

At first it was Mr. Mori, then Chuya, then Oda Saku and Ango, and everyone from the detective agency...

Osamu Dazai's eyes suddenly froze.

When he keenly noticed something was wrong, the system gleefully reminded him that there were many people queuing up beside Tsurumichuan waiting to catch him.

Osamu Dazai suddenly realized something.

He seemed to be one step away from real death.

It is really difficult for him to want to die now.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Osamu Dazai almost choked on the water at the bottom of the water, swung his body abruptly with his amazing body control ability, and dived into the deeper water bottom as quickly as possible with the smallest movements. Half a head popped out.

In fact, the system said that many people lined up next to Tsurumi River waiting to catch Dazai. This is a bit exaggerated. Many people have not completely recovered from the memory shock of the previous world and calmed down. How could they be targeted so quickly? Squatting next to the Tsurumi River, ready to catch someone.

There are only four people, Kunikida Doppo, Nakahara Chuya, Akutagawa Ryunosuke, and Nakajima Atsushi.

System: [Four people... just? 】

Osamu Dazai: [Don't worry, don't worry, these guys should be settled. 】

"Too-zai-"

Osamu Dazai waited for the irritable and worried Kunikida to leave alone on the side of the road and walked further upstream before he heaved a sigh of relief, laying his hands and feet flat and continuing to float down the river.

Then he met Akutagawa Ryunosuke again.

"Mr. Dazai—"

Osamu Dazai sank into the deeper water calmly, even grasping the smooth stones at the bottom of the river with his hands to stabilize his body, and only surfaced when the panicked and coughing Akutagawa Ryunosuke left this place.

Glancing at the back of the black-haired boy leaving, Osamu Dazai let out a breath, then jumped up and down in the river with his feet up and his head down, trying to drown himself.

But then he met Chuya Nakahara again.

"Bastard mackerel!!!"

Osamu Dazai hid behind a big rock, watching the back of the angry little dwarf gradually leave and search upstream, thinking that the three guys would not collide together, right?

That scene was a bit funny, Osamu Dazai laughed a few times, then fell into the river like a salted fish again and sank to the bottom, closing his eyes and drifting with the waves.

And finally... Atsushi Nakajima.

"Mr. Dazai! Mr. Dazai!!!"

Osamu Dazai sighed, lay on the bank and opened his eyes, and saw a white-haired boy propped on top of him who was almost crying.

Sure enough, he remembered all of them.

Osamu Dazai straightened up, pushed back the wet hair in front of his eyes with one hand, and looked at the tearful, white-haired, blond-eyed boy suspiciously.

"you know me?"

The white-haired boy was instantly struck by lightning.

Osamu Dazai had already stood up, moved his waist and twisted around, and said "tsk" in his mouth, saying why he was rescued again, and this time he was disturbed and fell into the water or something.

Atsushi Nakajima came to his senses in a jerk, and rushed to him anxiously and panicked almost jumping off the spot: "Into the water? What in the water? Mr. Dazai, do you want to commit suicide again???"

He was so emotional that he seemed to have fallen into some terrible nightmare, his eyes were red, he reached out and grabbed Osamu Dazai's bandaged wrist and held it tightly.

"No! I won't watch you die again!!!"

If it wasn't for Dazai Osamu's disqualification in the world, he might even be able to uncontrollably show up with supernatural tigers.

Osamu Dazai leaned back: "...What are you talking about?"

He reached out and pressed the white-haired boy's wet head to push him away, with a half-smile: "Young man, did you recognize the wrong person?"

The boy froze for a moment, as if suddenly being poured from head to toe by a basin of ice water.

He looked at Osamu Dazai with a dazed and tranced expression, like a drowning puppy who was kicked away when he approached enthusiastically.

Osamu Dazai put his hands in his pockets, and sighed: "Forget it, for the sake of saving me, if you have any difficulties, you can tell me, I'm still a member of the detective agency..."

The golden eyes of the white-haired boy suddenly lit up again.

When Osamu Dazai brought back a vigilant boy with white hair and blond eyes who was downcast and in a trance but stuck to him and refused to leave half a step, no one in the Armed Detective Agency showed the slightest surprise.

Oda Sakunosuke sat across from President Fukuzawa Yukichi, turned his head slightly to look at him, the red hair on his head shook slightly: "Dazai, you are back."

Fukuzawa Yukichi nodded slightly at Dazai Osamu's eyes.

Kunikida Doppo, who seemed to have just come back, with disheveled hair and even slightly wrinkled clothes, stared at him fiercely, and said angrily, "Idiot Dazai, you still know you're back?"

The Tanizaki brothers and sisters hugged each other and said with a smile: "Mr. Dazai, you have worked hard today!"

With the golden butterfly hairpin on the black hair shining brightly, Yosano Akiko rested her chin on the seat and sighed: "Well, to a certain extent, you really accomplished the task well, Dazai."

Miyazawa Kenji turned his head and smiled brightly: "What? Is Mr. Dazai back?"

Edogawa Luanbu stretched out his index finger and raised the brim of his hat slightly, revealing those clear green eyes with a smile on his mouth.

"Welcome back, Dazai," he said.

Osamu Dazai stood at the door and paused for a few seconds, and sighed behind Atsushi Nakajima, who was bewildered by the benevolent gaze from the detective agency, who couldn't help being vigilant and stepped forward to block him.

What, these guys, their acting skills are really bad, aren't their emotions completely exposed on their faces?

Although everyone in the detective agency in the previous world didn't have a deep relationship with him, but in the end, the detective agency's attack on the port mafia is also considered. In addition, the relationship in the real world is very close, so they probably have the integrity of the previous world. memory.

And before he came back, they must have finished discussing and discussing, and finally felt that they pretended not to know anything for the time being.

Ah, it was probably Ranpo-san and Odasaku's suggestion.

"Well, I'm back." Dazai Osamu smiled, stretched out his hand and pushed the tense white-haired boy into the room, "I also brought back a super rookie for everyone, come on, Atsushi-kun, let me introduce myself... ..."

This was probably the most difficult night for Atsushi Nakajima.

He lay in the dormitory assigned to him by the detective agency and tossed and turned, unable to fall asleep. The memory of that "dream" flashed uncontrollably in his mind, and he struggled to resist the thought of going to sleep at the door of Mr. Dazai, trying to think about all this. what's going on.

Mr. Dazai said it was just a dream, and everyone laughed and told him not to worry about it, but are such real memories and deep feelings really just a dream?

But if it's really not a dream, what about the almost complete opposite of the real world?

Is it... the "master world" that Mr. Dazai mentioned?

So, that world is not just a dream, but another real world?

But why does he seem to be the only one who remembers?Is he going to check with Ryunosuke Akutagawa?

And he remembers all of them, why doesn't Mr. Dazai remember?

Or, Mr. Dazai... just pretending not to remember?

Atsushi Nakajima's fingers twitched nervously, and his expression suddenly became sad and sad.

That's right, Mr. Dazai definitely doesn't want to remember such a memory.

The boy's expression gradually became firmer.

Regardless of whether Mr. Dazai remembers it or not, he must try his best to pretend that nothing happened, so as not to remind Mr. Dazai of those bad things again.

He must take good care of Mr. Dazai this time, and he will never let such a thing happen again.

He will definitely protect Mr. Dazai this time! ! !

Atsushi Nakajima, who stayed up all night thinking about how to protect Mr. Dazai, was knocked down by Mr. Dazai's vigorous stewed chicken early the next morning, and lost consciousness almost instantly.

At the same time, all the other key personnel in the detective agency were brought down.

Only Osamu Dazai stood in a "corpse" on the ground like some ultimate villain and laughed triumphantly, making the ordinary clerks next to him very helpless.

Vitality stewed chicken is Osamu Dazai's favorite work, its effect is comparable to the legendary magic potion, although it can make people energetic instantly, it will make people temporarily lose their memory for several days, but it is not harmful to the body.

Osamu Dazai originally didn't want to bring down Odasaku and Ranpo-san, but these two people were actually very curious and eager to join in the fun, completely ignoring his helpless expression, and excitedly participated in it.

So it also hit the street.

Probably curiosity killed the cat.

Osamu Dazai picked up his mobile phone and took a picture of the scene of the "murder", and also gave a close-up of the most important pot of vigorous stewed chicken.

When he swaggered away and put away his mobile phone to go out, the "corpses" on the ground had already got up, ignoring the good deeds that Osamu Dazai had done, and started working energetically.

"Byebye~" Dazai Osamu waved to everyone with a grin at the door, and ran away laughing.

"Mr. Dazai!!!" Akutagawa Ryunosuke with a pale face stopped Dazai Osamu's way, but when he really stopped Dazai Osamu, he rarely showed a look of shrinking and painful entanglement when facing Dazai Osamu.

He couldn't accept the memory of that "dream" no matter what, it was so real that he couldn't ignore it no matter what, and he hated that world and himself in that world extremely.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke was actually going to rush over to find Osamu Dazai yesterday evening, but he was too excited in the process of looking for Osamu Dazai and was too shocked by that memory, so he couldn't catch his breath for a while, and he vomited blood and passed out.

The black-haired boy just woke up in the hospital not long ago, so he pulled out the needle and rushed over to find Osamu Dazai.

The others were not in the mood to stop him, and even followed him along.

Nakahara couldn't help lowering the brim of his hat from behind. Even after a night of buffering, he didn't seem to know how to face Osamu Dazai, but he still followed.

He found a reason for himself.

"Hey, Dazai, the leader has something to say to you." Nakahara Nakaya walked over with a sullen expression, and handed his mobile phone to Dazai.

Osamu Dazai glanced at him with a half-smile, then glanced at Yin Akutagawa, who was hiding behind him in a corner and staring at him in a daze, and then took the phone slowly in the middle of the Central Plains when his hands were shaking. .

"Hey, Mr. Mori, what's the matter? Did you finally stay up late and work overtime and lose your hair until you became bald, so you came to me with thick hair crying for help?" Osamu Dazai said.

Mori Ogai: "..."

Mori Owai cried pitifully at him in a long voice: "What, you have not contacted me for so long, and you are mocking me like this? You have been ignoring my news since yesterday, Dazai-kun, you are too much woo woo woo..."

Dazai rolled his eyes.

Because of the expected preparations, he, Odasaku, and Ango successfully left the port mafia safely, so it was Mori Ogai who was almost pissed off in the end, but he was also helpless and relaxed as he had guessed.

Therefore, the relationship between the two of them was not as tense as in the main world, at least the contact information on the mobile phone was not blocked.

But Osamu Dazai has not responded to anyone's news since he came back, except for calling Ango to Lupin's bar at the beginning to try to give him physical amnesia with a hammer, and has been playing dead and stupid.

This made Ogai Mori, who had been unable to contact Osamu Dazai and was full of doubts, finally a little anxious, but he didn't dare to go to see Osamu Dazai directly.

"Dazai-kun, I had a magical dream, do you know what happened?" Mori Ogai asked.

A man in a long black trench coat and a red scarf stood in front of the huge floor-to-ceiling windows of the chief's office and looked down at the city below. Many emotions flashed across his dark purple eyes, making his tone of voice a bit complicated.

"Eh? Really? What a coincidence, I also had a strange dream!"

The corner of Dazai Osamu's mouth suddenly turned into a malicious smile, and he held up his mobile phone and said loudly: "Mr. Mori in that dream finally couldn't stand the bald leader's job and retired to become the director of the orphanage! Alice Not only did he change his appearance, but he even grew up to be over 20 years old! Congratulations, Mr. Mori, you are finally not a pervert hahaha——oh yes, that world is still an ABO world, and Mr. Mori is an Alpha. What a pity, if it is an Omega, you should How interesting. Mr. Mori, do you know what ABO means? It is the setting that men can have children. Also, the last thing I expected is that Mr. Mori, you actually treat me..."

"Wait, wait! Dazai-kun?! Ahhh, Alice, I'm sorry, this is a misunderstanding, I'm—" There was a mess of screams and collisions on the other side of the phone, and then the phone was suddenly hung up.

The original goosebumps and chills on Osamu Dazai's body were instantly soothed, and the happiness factor in every cell could not be hidden, and he went crazy with joy.

"Hahahahahahahahaha—" He laughed so wildly that his phone almost dropped to the ground.

Adhering to the principle of "As long as I'm not embarrassed, the embarrassing is someone else", Osamu Dazai successfully beat Mori Ogai who came to test him and fled.

"Mr. Dazai! Sure enough, you also know about that world!" Akutagawa Ryunosuke finally couldn't help it anymore, with red eyes full of pain, despair and self-blame.

Osamu Dazai casually tossed the phone to Nakahara Chuya who was stunned over there, tilted his head and smiled at the black-haired boy: "It's just a dream made by some psychic supernatural being who is not afraid of death, of course that is useless to me, I Just learned the whole process from other people."

With teasing and surprise on his face, he looked at the tense and unnatural boy, and said slowly: "So, you were really thrown away by me in that dream and didn't become my subordinate. You don't even know who I am That’s why he kept calling me strange titles like [man in black], and chanted every day that he wanted to kill me, and finally even attacked the building of the Port Mafia with the members of the Armed Detective Agency—”

"I am! I am not! How could that person be me! I am talking to Mr. Dazai—cough cough cough cough!!!" The excited Akutagawa Ryunosuke coughed so hot that his blood went into cardiopulmonary arrest again and passed out again.

Dazai Jishi Yuyan: "This is too inappropriate, forget it, the sick one should just obediently recuperate in the hospital."

He bent his eyes at the black-haired girl who was catching his brother: "Hey, Yinchan, it's been a long time since I saw you look more beautiful. It is said that you became my secretary in that dream?"

Akutagawa Gin's face turned red instantly, and he was so panicked that he almost subconsciously waved his hands and threw his brother in his arms to the ground. Finally, with red ears, the princess hugged his brother and ran away without a trace.

So, in this deserted alley, only Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuya were left.

Zhongyuan Zhong also tensed up instantly, as if he was facing a big enemy.

Osamu Dazai smiled, with the corners of his mouth crazily raised, and he hugged himself tightly in a very pretentious and exaggerated tone and said loudly: "You, don't come here! I didn't expect Chuya that you would have that kind of thought about me, wow! The guy who loves the leader is loved without any attempt to force the mark! Wow! It's disgusting! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ——However, there is a very interesting part in it. In order to pass the susceptible period for you as an Alpha, I also found a lot of male Omega for you, and you almost gave birth to a man with a man who can have children hahahaha !!!”

"You, you bastard Dazai, what are you talking about ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah this is just a dream it's all fake ah ah ah ah ah ah—" Nakahara Chuya's face suddenly turned red, even his neck was not spared, his head They were all smoking, and their eyes were dizzy and spinning around, almost to the point where people wondered if he was about to faint from shame and anger immediately.

The orange-haired youth stammered and trembled when he spoke, and finally lost all reason and language ability. He could only scream frantically ah ah ah he smashed a wall next to Osamu Dazai with his fist, and then he jumped into the sky with gravity and ran away without a trace up.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Osamu Dazai: "Hahahahahahahaha——"

Osamu Dazai was holding on to the remaining half of the wall and almost fell to the ground laughing.

The system couldn't help sighing: [As expected of you, Dazai, you are simply the scum of the world. 】