Curse Shirou

"There is a World Cup qualifier today, and it seems to be the Brazilian team. Do you want to watch it?"

Kotomine Shirou was sitting on the floor with a large stack of comic books beside his legs, and was studying how to set the "power" for the Sea Demon Tentacle.

Because he was going to Macau soon, it was rare for Zenyuan Shier to bet on horses today without spending any money. He was lying on the sofa playing hache boredly.

He picked it up and looked:

"Sea God and the Office Worker ♂"

On the cover, there are countless soft feet wrapped around the body of an adult man with his clothes open.

Some of them were obviously inserted into the suit pants. The man's expression was terrified, but his body was half-pushing and half-relieving, and he didn't seem to be struggling seriously at all.

Zenyuan Shier: ...

With the expression of the subway old man looking at the phone, he opened the contents.

Then I found that, except for the first two pages, which were about the office worker returning home after a day of exhausting work, after that, it was all about the octopus Poseidon who got lost in the bathtub of his home, his mouth, and the plot of 〇〇〇〇… …

"..."

The feeling of being caressed by the priest's tentacles before still clearly remains in the memory of the body, but when it is stimulated by the "Sea God's tentacles" in the book, Zenyuan even feels weird.

He glanced at his father secretly, and found that Kotomine Shirou didn't say anything about his behavior of stealing the manga, and was still concentrating on writing and drawing something on the paper.

Zenyuan Shier turned the TV to the sports channel, turned up the volume slightly, and then quietly hooked up a comic.

The title of this book is "Holiday Feast at the Beach ♂ for a Handsome Man".

Then the whole following plot is that the mouth of the man with a heart is in the 〇〇 of the bikini beauty, and the mouth of the tentacle monster is in the 〇〇 of the man with a heart.

Huaxinnan was played back and forth, and finally passed out from the excitement. When he woke up, he found that only he was still on the beach. Except for the bruises on his body, everything was like a dream.

Zenyuan Shier:  ………

What is this!

It can still be together back and forth, isn't it even worse after reading it? !

Throwing the notebook back, Zenyuan Shier supported his head speechlessly, and turned his gaze back to the TV. However, no matter how hard the stars in it tried to score goals, he did not respond at all.

The blood is going to some obvious place, seriously, the brain is going to go on strike...

Zenyuan Shier stared at Kotomine Shirou's back, sat up from the sofa, and moved behind him silently.

"What are you busy with?"

He rested his chin on the priest's shoulder, wrapped one arm around, put his palm around the other's waist, and said in a hoarse voice:

"It's good to pack this thing up and send it away. Isn't it troublesome to get these instructions?"

This morning, the silicone manufacturer has already received an order for a hundred toys, which can be produced and delivered in less than ten days, and the time is mainly spent on mold adjustment and packaging.

Considering that he will travel abroad tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, and the Japanese visa and passport can stay in Macau for seven days, Kotomine Shiro decided to print out the "Instructions for Use" of Kaimo in advance, so that he can directly replace the massager and instruction manual after returning, and then put it on the shelf. sold.

For this reason, he looked through all the comics he bought that day, and decided to set the "power" of the tentacles to four levels, and equipped with four stick figures, so that customers can intuitively understand what massagers with different powers will do. different consequences.

For example, in the first gear of 'power', the accompanying picture is the shy expression of the Q version.

The second picture is a cute smiling face with a love heart on its head.

The third gear is a crying expression with a broken face and dilated pupils.

The fourth gear is the white of the eyes turned up, the tongue can't help sticking out the expression of being spoiled...

No, the second and third are too divided, right?

Does the customer experience really matter? !

Zenyuan Shier's eyelids twitched, saying that he was caught in chains that day, let this perverted priest play with it for so long, it seems that he has not reached the level of third gear, right?

So is he actually being merciful to himself?

The palm that wanted to make trouble was stiff on the hot belly, the young priest put down the pen and paper, held his hand with one hand, and kissed him tenderly while turning his face.

"Want it?"

"What kind of mess did you buy...manga..."

"Just a sales guide."

The young priest seemed to chuckle.

"I still learned a lot, do you want to experience it?"

"No... think, um..."

hiss--

"Like to be rough?"

No, what!

It felt like Zenyuan Shier, who had come, stopped talking to him, and his wild instinct made him bite, just like when he was in the hotel, he tasted the blood directly in his mouth.

Yanfeng Shilang didn't even frown, and let the other party bite his throat. Sure enough, Zenyuan Shier comfortably let go of him after a while, and even licked the wound he caused with his tongue.

"It's not allowed to be cured this time."

"Ok?"

"The tooth marks remain."

"it is good."

"When you see Kong Shiyu, remember to take a picture of his expression."

"……You."

In order not to let him come up with another bad idea, Kotomine Shiro turned back and pushed Shir of the Zen Academy down.

"Is it longer than before?"

Yanfeng Shirou shook his palms, and he lay on his side with half-closed eyes, like a satiated male black panther lazily wagging its tail.

"What... I don't know..."

The contented man is not messing around, the whole leopard cake is spread out between the sofa and Kotomine Shiro, he randomly picks up two manga and puts it under his head, he is about to fall asleep and take a nap.

Kotomine Shirou squeezed his strong waist and hips, and reminded:

"Don't sleep on the floor, it's getting late, go to bed and sleep."

Chan Yuan Shi Er turned a deaf ear and turned over again, not letting him touch his butt casually.

"Come on, huh?"

If a man had a tail, Kotomine Shirou would definitely grab his thick tail, but unfortunately the other party was not a real cat, so he just touched the back of his neck with his hand.

"Don't... don't touch me..."

Zenyuan Shier buried his head in his arms, lazily kicked the priest's foot, probably with such strength that even Xiaohui wouldn't get hurt if he hit him.

Being kicked aside in disgust, Kotomine Shirou clamped the man's leg with one arm, seeing that he couldn't get him to wake him up, so he had no choice but to stretch out his hand, put one arm under the opponent's shoulder, and wrapped his arms hard , hug the other party to lie on the sofa.

"Then you sleep on the sofa tonight?"

Kotomine Shirou leaned over the sofa, gently brushed Zenyuan Shier's hair, and asked him helplessly.

He replied vaguely, Zenyuan Shi Er doesn't want to move when he suffers from laziness, anyway, it doesn't matter where he sleeps.

Kotomine Shirou covered him with a thin blanket, and continued to organize the comic books on the floor. At this time, the projected mobile phone screen lit up, and someone sent a message——

【Father, do you have time at noon tomorrow? 】

Is this already negotiated?The speed is really fast.

Kotomine Shirou replied while thinking.

【Well, I have time】

【Can two people be treated at the same time?No it's okay, I asked the other person to wait a few more days. 】

[OK, no need to wait]

【OK】

After making an appointment to meet, Kotomine Shiro put down his phone and continued working on the instructions, but within 10 minutes, the screen turned on again:

【Well, is it okay for 4 people?It’s the relationship between the two people just now, it doesn’t matter if it doesn’t work, I’ll let them wait in line]

[Okay, bring them here]

Kotomine Shirou put down the phone, but after another half an hour——

【Father, I'm really sorry, how many people can you heal at one time? 】

Kotomine Shiro:? ? ? ?

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