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The little brother spoke intermittently, but in great detail. In the little brother’s narration, he mentioned that if a person squats in front of the stele and combs his hair imitating a woman, he can see a shadow picture, which is made of light. Reflections are formed so they can only be seen at certain angles.

Back then, the little brother and the others just squatted in front of the stele, imitating the posture of a woman combing her hair, and then found the exit.

The little brother also said that at the end of the journey, he suddenly smelled a very fragrant fragrance, and then found that he could not concentrate. He turned around and wanted to ask Wen Jin and the others who were traveling together, only to find that several people had already collapsed on the ground. On the ground, Wen Jin even supported his forehead, and fell into his arms in a daze.

He couldn't scream, and immediately held his breath, but it was too late, an irresistible drowsiness swept over him, and he could only fall into a drowsy sleep.

Later, when he woke up, he found that he was in the hospital, and he couldn't remember anything about it.

This situation lasted until a few months later, when he could vaguely recall some pictures.Later, when he met the third uncle, he felt inexplicably familiar, so he followed him directly, and then he went to the grave with Wu Xie and the others for the first time.

After he finished speaking, everyone fell silent.Several people moved their eyes to the legendary entrance of Tianmen, that is, the stone tablet.

The fat man couldn't read the lowercase characters on the stone tablet, so he asked Wu Xie what the characters on the stone tablet were.

Wu Xie said: "These few words are to tell you that the owner of the tomb built a heavenly palace, and the door leading to the heavenly palace is inside the stone tablet. If you have a destiny with him, you can go to heaven."

Yan Xiaofu felt that Wu Xie stretched the word "God" so long, it sounded like a curse.

Hearing his narration, the fat man silently walked to the front of the stele, squatted down clumsily, and curled up his orchid finger with that carrot-like finger.

Seeing his appearance, Wu Xie felt chills all over his body, and cursed, "Fatty man, what the hell are you doing again, can you calm down?"

The fat man turned his head, cast a wink at this side, pretended to be a woman's voice and said: "Aijia is combing his mother's hair, and combing your hair will not kill you. What are you talking about?"

This voice shocked both Yan Xiaofu and Wu Xie.

Wu Xie regained his strength, and asked helplessly, "Comb your hair? Do you want to go to Tianmen too?"

The fat man said: "You guys are stupid, didn't you hear what my little brother said just now, the aisle to enter the Tianmen is uphill, at least a dozen meters long, how deep is this ancient tomb, I guess if we want to go out, we have to Use your brains from the gate of that day!"

Well, this is a good idea, Wu Xie also admired Fatty when he heard it, he walked over to discuss with Fatty, and even pulled Yan Xiaofu who was sitting on the ground.

It's been too long, the little brother also forgot where the door is, and several people squatted in front of the stone tablet one by one to see what the shadow picture looks like.

Yan Xiaofu was dragged there first. After all, she was the only woman in the team, so of course she was the first to comb her hair.So she came to the stele and was the first to sit down.

Yan Xiaofu squinted her eyes to look at the stele, and she was actually curious to death about this legendary Qimen Dunjia.According to the original book, this mechanism is actually made of the principle of Qimen Dunjia. The place that reaches Tianmen is actually Shengmen, and other places cannot get out.

So what does this organ made of Qimen Dunjia look like?

She slowly twisted her own bangs with her hands, then turned to the side, and she saw something out of the corner of her eyes, which was very blurry, reminding Yan Xiaofu of the feeling of looking at the bronze mirror in Lu Xiaofeng's house.But with a slight movement, the pattern disappeared immediately.

Yan Xiaofu just sat there, changing her hair combing posture back and forth, and finally saw the so-called image - it was three fishes connected end to end, very, very blurry, slowly rotating, and in the The location is very tricky, people can't move at all, and the fish will disappear immediately if they move a little.

Let me go, how can people find this, it is even more difficult to find than the cheats of the infinite cave in Tianlongbabu.

Yan Xiaofu rolled her eyes silently, and finally knew how Wu Xie's evaluation of the owner of the tomb as a "pervert" in the original book came from.

No one but women and pussies would think of grooming in such a place.

Conclusion - so this is an institution that specifically discriminates against straight men.

The fat man next to him asked, "Big sister, have you seen it?"

Yan Xiaofu nodded, Wu Xie came up curiously, and Yan Xiaofu gave him the seat.

Wu Xie squatted there for a long time and didn't see it. Yan Xiaofu took a look at Wu Xie's height of more than 1.8 meters, and pushed his head down from behind him. The tall and big body huddled there, looking pitiful.After watching it for a long time, I suddenly said: "I saw it".

Yan Xiaofu shifted her eyes to the little brother who was still a bit dazed, and felt that he couldn't be allowed to stay like this any longer, so she forcibly pulled him up and pushed him to the front of the stone tablet, then she pulled Wu Xie and Fatty away, I want my brother to be quiet for a while.

The three of them walked to the secret door on the wall of the pool, each with a flashlight in his hand, and pointed at the surrounding hidden doors to see where the light coming from could match the three fish.

The little brother looked at the stele in a daze at first, because he didn't have many chances to be so dazed, so Yan Xiaofu couldn't help but look back twice.

I saw the little brother sitting motionless in front of the stele, and with his sister's head, he looked like a silent little mushroom.

After half a minute, the little mushroom finally moved. He moved in a daze, and then combed his hair with his hands. It seemed that the movement was completely inertial, and he didn't know whether he had recovered.Yan Xiaofu was still complaining about the dazed eyes of her little brother, when she saw him suddenly give a particularly feminine look to the side, obviously he was dazed inside, but those slender eyes seemed to be able to Like a charming soul, coupled with the upturned eye ends and long eyelashes, Yan Xiaofu was immediately drunk.

This look is so alluring, Yan Xiaofu instantly understood why so many people in ancient times were willing to watch male opera singers sing Tsing Yi.

Brother and lord, let me ask on behalf of the viewers in the live broadcast room—how can you flirt if you don’t marry, and why do you still flirt in an unconscious state.

At this moment, I don't know how many viewers are secretly imitating the posture of my brother combing his hair at home.

Yan Xiaofu stood there watching for a long time, and almost forgot about finding the secret door. Finally, when Wu Xie's flashlight shined on a secret door, the younger brother's voice came: "Yes", Yan Xiaofu Fu woke up with a start.

Wu Xie, Fatty and the others walked over immediately, only Xiao Fu still stood there and didn't want to move, just wanted to see how the little brother combed his hair again.

But the little brother had already stood up at this time, walking towards the secret door, his expression had calmed down, and he had returned to his usual indifference.No matter how unwilling Yan Xiaofu was, she could only slowly follow her brother into the secret passage.

This secret path feels a bit like the alley that Yan Xiaofu walked through on Lu Xiaofeng's side, the only difference is that there are only blue-black stones above the head.The flippers of a few people had not been taken off during diving, and they slapped the ground in the empty alley, making echoes in the long dark corridor, which made people feel a little scary.

It's too quiet here, and the fat man felt that the atmosphere here was not very good as he walked, so he started talking: "I don't know who the hell designed this stone road, it's so narrow, it's just us fat people, If he does it like this, the Maitreya Buddha in the sky will not have to go out."

Wu Xie smiled and said, "You can't say that. Who would have thought that a fat man like you would come out of the tomb robbery business. People always pay attention to the thinner the better."

After hearing this, the fat man said proudly: "That's right, when it comes to the school of touching gold, you are the number one in wheel body boards. We are fat if we are fat, and it doesn't affect our skills at all. This is called—ouch!"

As soon as he yelled, the people in front all looked back at him. The fat man turned left and right there. He turned around for a long time before saying: "It's stuck."

Wu Xie was so teased there that he couldn't help laughing, pointing at the fat man and saying, "I'm calling you nonsense, you should slap yourself in the face."

The little brother frowned when he heard this, and then stretched out his slender index finger and middle finger to tap the wall lightly. Yan Xiaofu ignored the sound of "kneeling and licking hands" in the live broadcast room, and walked directly in front of the fatty You must know that the walls of this place will slowly close. In the original book, the fat man almost didn't die here.

The fat man was dragged into pain by Yan Xiaofu, and he yelled "Aww", but when he saw that Yan Xiaofu, who was usually silent, came to pull him, he knew that the matter was serious, so he crawled desperately, his clothes were There was a series of "stabbing" sounds.

Everyone discussed it, and unanimously decided to go back and forth. Compared with the speed when they came, it is almost like rushing to reincarnate now. They retreated to the original place within 2 minutes. When they reached the door, the fat man was messing around there. After a while, he turned pale and looked at Yan Xiaofu and the others and said, "The door hinge was stuck outside."

He was so anxious that he was going crazy, he kept asking: "What should I do?" The little brother was silent for a long time, then suddenly raised his head and said: "Climb up."

Everyone still trusts the little brother, so they started to climb up again.With such a small body like Yan Xiaofu, she could feel the squeeze now, she didn't dare to think about the feeling of men who were much bigger than her, so she could only keep pushing up.

This still saved a lot of time. I don't know how Wu Xie and the others felt in the original book. Yan Xiaofu turned to look at the fat man. Do your best.

So tomb robbery is not a good thing, it is better to find a decent job honestly.Yan Xiaofu sighed with emotion, and suddenly remembered that I, Tuoma, wasn't looking for a serious job in live broadcasting back then.

Combining this virtue now, I, Tama, really beat the dog.

Yan Xiaofu scratched her arm, for some reason it started to itch violently just now.

This is the place where the arrow was hit before. Logically speaking, Wu Xie should have brought Yan Xiaofu with her when she wiped the saliva of the little brother and the fat man, but I don’t know why no one brought it up. Well, even the little brother didn't say anything, so Yan Xiaofu also forgot about it, and now the wound is soaked in her own sweat, just like many ants crawling on it.

Ahhh, it's so itchy, Mom, I regret that I didn't listen to your advice and take the civil service exam.

Yan Xiaofu wiped off the sweat from her head, and also dried up the bitter tears that didn't exist in her, and continued to climb up slowly.The aisle has become much narrower, people's backs are against the wall, and they can easily climb a long distance. The audience in the live broadcast room are dumbfounded, and they say that the anchor is really trying too hard to restore the scene in the original book. up.

Didn't see how many people's clothes were already soaked with sweat? Wu Xie's white face was flushed, and even the younger brother's forehead was covered with sweat. Under the close observation of the camera, it looked inexplicable. It feels like special forces are doing crawling training, the looming abdominal muscles under the wet clothes... cough cough.

Well, the actor playing the fat man is very serious (staring at the little brother and Wu Xie while talking like this).

It didn't take long to climb to the top. The fat man looked down, smiled, and said to the little brother: "This is good, we don't have to worry about not being trapped to death. Before that, we can choose to jump down and fall to our death." .”

Yan Xiaofu heard that Fatty's words meant finding fault, so she turned her head and stared at him with dead fish eyes.

The little brother turned his head and said, "Do you still remember the robbery hole under the coffin? Under what circumstances would the grave robbers open the hole in a place that is usually impossible?"

Wu Xie understood as soon as he heard it: "Are you saying that the people who drilled this hole are the same as us, and they also encountered a situation where they had to open this robbery hole?"

The little brother nodded, and then groped for the ceiling with his fingers.The others also hurriedly fumbled on the top of their heads one by one. As soon as Yan Xiaofu tapped her fingers, she heard a "dong", which was loud and had an echo, which meant that it was hollow, and it was feasible to drill a hole here. of.

The fat man worriedly asked: "Brother, what if he wants to open the robbery hole at the exit?"

"Anyone who encounters this kind of situation must run at the exit and find that the exit door is stuck, so they will use the method of reverse burglary, so the burglary must be near the exit." The little brother was very calm explained.

As soon as he finished speaking, he seemed to have found something. He took a flashlight and looked at it. Everyone thought he had found the exit, and they all crowded around him in ecstasy. Except for Yan Xiaofu, who was quietly beside him. Seeing Wu Xie, who was the first to approach, his face turned pale, his lips trembled a few times, and he said, "This... what does this mean?"

Seeing Wu Xie like this, Yan Xiaofu suddenly felt very distressed.

From the beginning to the end, he was the worst one to be deceived. Whether it was a close person or an enemy, everyone lied to him, even himself.

Yan Xiaofu scratched her arm and thought for a while, thinking that if she encountered a situation like Wu Xie, she might think, "Cheat it, just lie, it's no big deal." But Wu Xie is a very serious person, So it was very painful.

I saw a line of blood written on that square brick, the color has faded over time, taking advantage of the blue stone brick, Yan Xiaofu suddenly felt a sense of desolation.

"Wu Sansheng harmed me, had no way out, died of injustice, and the world is a lesson - Xie Lianhuan"

The meaning is almost the same. Of course, if the sentence is changed, the result will be completely different, but Wu Xie really pronounced it this way at this time.

The little brother said: "Xie Lianhuan is also a member of the archaeological team, the one who pinched the snake eyebrow copper fish and died in the coral reef."

Wu Xie's face became more bewildered, as if he was trying to think about who Xie Lianhuan was.There was a piece of bullet screen: "Xiaohua! Xiaohua belongs to his family! It has the same surname as Xiaohua!" "Xiaohua by the Daming Lake, naive, have you forgotten?"

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Yan Xiaofu barely had the strength to look at the barrage, she felt that she was about to be squeezed to death, the fat man's back was covered in blood, and a large piece of skin would be rubbed off with every step, making it bloody, Yan Xiaofu Had to remove him from the camera.The temperature of the little brother over there also gradually rose, and Yan Xiaofu had already seen the unicorn tattoo on his neck, so she also removed him from the camera.

Now only Xiao Tianzhen was left on the screen. He crawled and panted for a while, and the wolves in the live broadcast room howled.Looking at the cheerful voice on the bullet screen, Yan Xiaofu suddenly became angry for some reason, thinking that I am going to die here, and you are still happily looking at the man there.

Ah, stop talking, the more I talk, the more breathless I get.

The hole was found in no time at all, and several people got in like dogs in mourning. As soon as they entered, Yan Xiaofu felt as if she was alive again, and took a deep breath.

When she looked back, the stone wall was still shrinking, becoming only half an arm wide. Only now did she realize what kind of place she just crawled out of, so she shuddered belatedly. .

The fat man climbed out and said to the little brother: "Did you take the wrong way, the fuck did we go into the door of death?"

The little brother also thought deeply, and asked Wu Xie: "Has your third uncle ever acted feminine before?"

Wu Xie paused and asked, "What do you mean?"

"I don't mean anything, I just think that your third uncle combed his hair in front of the stone tablet back then. It was a bit strange." The younger brother said slowly, "Your third uncle didn't do it on purpose, did he?"

"What you said is the same as my third uncle is a big devil." Wu Xie was a little unhappy. At this moment, Yan Xiaofu suddenly felt as if someone was touching her from behind. It was a cold feeling, and she vaguely It seemed that someone called her:

"Hug me."

what?Yan Xiaofu turned her head in a daze to see who wanted to hug her. When she turned her head, she saw only darkness. The flashlight was turned off just now, so she couldn't see what it was now.

But it was Yan Xiaofu who suddenly felt a little sleepy, a sudden sleepiness swept over her.

Yan Xiaofu didn't know what happened until she felt something cold and very flexible with her hands.

It's hair.

Ah~~~

Yan Xiaofu felt that she couldn't hold on anymore.

As soon as the forbidden woman, which ranks among the top three disgusting things in the full text, came out, she suddenly broke down a little bit, and just wanted to escape from this place as soon as possible.

Well, let's meet again in Jianghu, and there will be a period later.

Yan Xiaofu suddenly patted Wu Xie in front of her, pulled down her hood, and whispered in his ear: "Wu Xie, what do you usually call my brother?"

"Your brother? Little brother?" Wu Xie was taken aback for a moment, and then reflected, he said hesitantly, "Why are you asking this?"

"I have something to leave for a while, my brother will trouble you for a while." Yan Xiaofu paused and continued.

"My brother's social status is very low, and anyone who takes him to the grave must agree;

If you fight, don't let him follow;

He has a good memory, don't take care of him;

Tell him not to wear the hood because he's taller than you. "

And... what else?Yan Xiaofu continued to look at the barrage in front of her, it was all ideas from the audience.

"Let... let him wear the underwear that the fat man bought? What the hell is this?"

Oh, no matter, Yan Xiaofu slowly wrote in Wu Xie's palm - you just need to do these words in the opposite direction.Then suddenly she crawled deep, and Wu Xie who was next to her didn't catch her, so she could only shout from behind, so startled that the little brother and the fat man also turned around.

But there was no one there.