The days of living together with Xiao Yan

In the past few days, Tudou's updates have returned to stability, and he has written with more and more feeling.Code words during the day, and various intimacy with Xiao Yan at night, the small life is very nourishing.But suddenly one day, this state was broken.

"Starting point book club? Tomorrow?"

Listening to the content on the phone, Tudou almost spit out a mouthful of blood, "You only notified me at this time! I'm not even ready for hand cramps when signing in!"

Xiao Yan listened from the side, and glanced at Tudou with some surprise.Isn't it just a signature?Is it that exaggerated to sign a book by one person, and have hand cramps when signing in?

——Xiao Yan has never seen a sturdy girl carrying a box of books.

"Uh..." The person on the other end of the phone was a little embarrassed, "Well, you haven't owed an update for a long time, our staff almost forgot your existence, I'm really sorry!"

Potato:! !

Complaints are complaints, but you still have to go.

The autograph session was scheduled to start at 07:30 in the morning, but at [-]:[-], when Tudou entered from the backstage to prepare, the huge parking lot in front of the bookstore was already surrounded by crowds, and the road in front of the bookstore was very weakly blocked due to too many people. .

Xiao Yan was not allowed to enter, so he had to pretend to be a book fan and get in there.

Of course, so many people are not all here for potatoes.Today is the day when all the great gods gather at the starting point. The order of seating is set. To the left of Tudou is the third young master of the Tang family who doesn’t have a good relationship with him.

As for Tang San's height...

Fuck, don't say any more, Tudou especially can't see through this!

Because Mao is also a person who stays at home, and is also a person who faces the computer all day long. He is an authentic tall, handsome and rich man, and he is a hard worker who uses the last word to support the first two words!

The more he thought about it, the more he became unconvinced, Tudou raised his chin, let out a haughty and cold "hum", and floated past the authentic Gao Shuaifu.

The latter was a little puzzled, that fellow Tudou, why did he raise his chin so high? ——The height gap, the authentic tall handsome Fu couldn't hear the soft voice coming from the position below his chest.

Looking around, the skeleton elf is much thinner than what I saw last time, which is infinitely close to his pseudonym; before meeting Xiao Yan's real best friend, dancing, because the marriage is successful recently, the whole person is in good spirits Phalaenopsis, a friend of a woman/rotten girl, I am not very familiar with him, and I have not read his recent book, but it is said that he has put aside his BG official match CP, and has gone further and further on the road of no return to BL , the book "Full-time Master", the cover is full of affection, and the content has no integrity.

The second generation of mermaid, with a very impure but ambiguous aura flowing all over his body, with "Bai" written in his left eye and "He" hanging in his right eye, I really don't know how this kind of person got a wife; the one who imitated recently My own "Fights Break Sphere", and the imitation of SB whose monthly ticket is higher than my own "The Great Master", yes, I am talking about you!Do you dare to come over and challenge me one-on-one?Hey, don't run away, I promise I won't beat you to death!

There are also a group of people that I didn't see at the last gathering, such as Lie Yu, who created the mortal stream, which has become very popular recently; there are also a group of newly sealed small gods, who also came. To Tudou's surprise, one of them actually It's a girl.There is a little red in the green leaves, and the inner three floors and the outer three floors are currently being surrounded.

Although it is average in length, Tudou weighed it in. If it was in the past, he would definitely come up to strike up a conversation.

Picking up a conversation doesn't depend on the outcome, and the appearance and body of the person you strike up doesn't need to be too big. What's important is that when you walk up and many people who strike up a conversation come back, the woman looks up with a smile and looks at you. Then put aside all the men around you and only walk towards you.

Well, Tudou admits that he is flirtatious again, but that look of being envied and hated by the same sex around him is really more touching than the pair of Bs on his chest!

--Did you hear that?It is only more interesting than B.If D is different.

It's a pity that Tudou can no longer indulge and love freedom as before.

Strongly suppressing the idea of ​​picking flowers, Tudou finally made it to the official start of the signing session.

Looking around, among the dark crowd, there are actually quite a few girls.You know, generally those who read the articles on the main website of Diandian are men.

However, Tudou welcomes female book fans more than male book fans.Looking at beautiful women is one thing, but speaking from his conscience, the main reason why he doesn't like men coming is...

Tudou raised his eyes and saw the huge banner pulled by the two men, and a group of mud horses roared past in his heart.

The banner with yellow letters on a red background has only four words:

Tian, ​​Can, Drag, Dou,

Seeing Tudou's eyes noticed this, the two men shook the banner even more vigorously.

Xiao Yan stood in front and couldn't see the situation behind him, but he could also find clues from Tudou's instantly darkened face.

For the first time, Xiao Yan's face darkened instantly.To insult potatoes in public...?

Xiao Yan stood at the front, and the two men stood at the back. Between them, there was a turbulent flow of people.But almost instantly, Xiao Yan ignored all the resistance of nature, and rushed in front of the two men who didn't know what to do.

The two men felt that in the blink of an eye, there was one more person in front of them.

"You guys, what does this mean?"

Xiao Yan became angry, and his language was very concise.

The two men looked at this posture, heh, the brainless fans of Tudou!But he was alone, in this dark corner with the two of them...

The two men looked at each other, and were just about to nod their heads, when they got a pretentious skill in YY text, Xiao Yan's fist suddenly came.

Just as the two men realized before, in this dark corner, no one noticed the person who was beaten up...

Tudou pretended not to see anything, suppressed a painful smile, and buried himself in signing for a girl.

Look, look, look, the girl who asked for an autograph with a whole set of "Fights Break Sphere" at once appeared.

Tudou was still buried in his signature, Xiao Yan had already resolved the disharmony and returned perfectly.He stood at the closest place to Tudou, with a calm expression and a stern look, making many people mistake him for a security guard sent by the organizer of the event.

There is nothing wrong with giving Tudou a security guard alone, and using Tudou's fake products.

Suddenly, a girl sitting in front of Dancing and asking for an autograph pulled the girl behind her.It looks like they should be friends.

The first girl said quietly: "Hey, it is said that Xiaowu and Tudou are gay friends in real life!"

The second girl held her face in disbelief: "What? It's unscientific! How can two people get together? It's obvious that Tudou and Tang San are in love and killing each other!"

"Isn't it okay to live in harmony? It's cute to think about it!"

Thanks to Xiao Yan's health-enhancing medicine, Tudou's five senses are now much more sensitive than ordinary people, so even in a noisy open space, he can still fully hear the conversation between the two women.

Hearing this, Tudou is in a bad mood.

Xiang, An, Xiang, Shou, Nima...

But the one who was even more unhappy was Xiao Yan.What is Little Five?What is Tang San?Since when did Tudou have so many men, he didn't even know it? !

Feeling the murderous sight beside him, Tudou bowed his head silently.He is really a model of being shot while lying down!

In the setting sun, Tudou staggered home, dragging his body riddled with holes from the eyes.He felt that he would never love again.

"Little Doudou, what's going on in your mind?"

"What, what?"

Xiao Yan smiled.

Potato said to himself in frustration: "Is it so obvious?"

Xiao Yan thought in his heart: It's not obvious at all, but just follow this guy's brain-dead mind for a while, and naturally he can guess almost.