The days of living together with Xiao Yan

Quickly solve the breakfast problem with two bowls of spicy instant noodles at home, Tudou and Xiao Yan go out.

Xiao Yan followed behind Tudou, walking in the corridor at a leisurely pace.Xiao Yan was shocked to see the rows of doors in the corridor of the elevator apartment.In this world, so many strangers can live together in peace...

The elevator door closed slowly, and the moment it started, Xiao Yan felt a sense of weightlessness, as if the blood in his body had rushed to his brain.This kind of feeling can only be felt when he is flying in the sky with fighting qi, and in this world where fighting qi cannot be used... Because there are still people in the elevator, Xiao Yan just took a deep look at Tudou and didn't say anything.

Stepping out of the elevator, Tudou smiled and pointed to the tall building behind him, and said to Xiao Yan: "Look, we only took less than a minute to get down from such a high place, isn't it very impressive?"

Xiao Yan nodded, the shock in his eyes could not be concealed.After hesitating for a moment, he asked, "That thing is...?"

"The elevator is just a thing that makes people go straight up and down. Later, I will show you the means of transportation in this world."

Potato said with a little pride.The technology on the earth is so advanced, of course Xiao Yan would be amazed.Potato's showing off is the instinctive arrogance (ao) (jiao) of a person on a higher plane.

Although Tudou has his own car, he thought it would be good to show the traveler a tour of China's large population, so after 10 minutes, the two sat on the bus seat.

Tudou lived in a city with a large population, and now the two went out during the morning rush hour for work. After a while, Tudou and Xiao Yan were surrounded by people standing on the handrails.

Xiao Yan saw so many strangers, wearing clothes completely different from his own, holding or carrying things he had never seen before, and it was a lie in his heart to say that he was not panicking.Under him, an unheard of iron cart drove him quickly.Xiao Yan reckoned that such a speed could completely compete with a strong person at the Dou Ling level.

Looking out of the window, buses with advertisements roared by.There are so many things that can be compared to the strong ones at the fighting spirit level, which puts a lot of pressure on Xiao Yan's heart.Without strength, I am nothing.It's just that he still doesn't know how to improve his strength in a world without fighting spirit.

Thinking about it, Xiao Yan felt a little depressed.He lowered his eyelids, stared at his toes, and said nothing.

Although Tudou wanted to talk to Xiao Yan, it was scary that the conversation between the two made the people standing around hear something unusual. After looking around for a while at the beautiful woman, like most people in the car, Erlang raised his legs, He took out his phone and played.

The destination of the two people's trip was the commercial street dozens of stops away, where Tudou needed to buy some clothes for Xiao Yan.Xiao Yan is now wearing a black shirt, although it suits his figure very well, but it is too incompatible with the clothes of contemporary Chinese people.

The bus stops and goes, and when it arrives in the urban area, not only are there no seats on the bus, but even standing people have to keep their chests and abdomen in, trying to maintain their figure in a slender way like Flammulina velutipes.A scantily clad woman saw Xiao Yan with a handsome face and a strong figure, her eyes lit up, she raised her bare thigh, and gently rubbed the latter suggestively.

Xiao Yan felt something strange in his legs, raised his head, and saw a woman with extremely thick makeup.Purple eye shadow with sexy black suspenders, long breasts and thighs, but her open attire and self-inflicted behavior made Xiao Yan feel disgusted and almost slapped her.But thinking that he is now on a strange earth, he reluctantly endured it, and moved the rubbed leg to the side without any trace.

Xiao Yan's actions startled Tudou who was sitting beside him.

When Tudou raised his eyes, he saw such a beautiful woman with long thighs. He immediately became excited like chicken blood, put down the Ai Crazy 5S, which exuded the aura of local tyrant gold, and pretended to tidy up. He was forced to wear a coat that looked like a street stall, with his chin resting on his hand, showing a standard literati's melancholy expression, looking out the window.

Although Tudou was upright on the surface, he was roaring in his heart: Come on and talk to me, come on, come on!I’m single, but I’m tall (×), handsome (×) rich (√) worth 2000 million+!

BUT...

1 minute passed, 2 minutes passed, and Tudou turned his head at a 45° angle to look at the place where the beauty was standing... Hehe, hehe.

Another stop arrived, the bus stopped with difficulty, the door opened, and several people walked in, one of them was an old man with gray hair.

Xiao Yan is a newcomer here, and he doesn't understand the rules of the earth, and moral principles are just floating clouds.Even though the old man stood in front of him, he didn't react and continued to be in a daze.

Suddenly, a pair of bright red high heels appeared within Xiao Yan's line of sight.At this time, Xiao Yan was still studying how to walk in that kind of shoes, when suddenly a sharp sound of wind blew past his ears, followed by, "啪"!A red flower slowly bloomed on his cheek.

The crowded and lively carriage instantly fell silent.

"What kind of qualities do young people have nowadays, huh? They are strong and stable, so why don't you get up and make room for my dad!" A shrill female voice sounded.

Give up your seat?what is that?Didn't Tudou tell himself when he got in the car that the seat he was sitting in was paid for?

Xiao Yan raised his head slowly, and looked at the aggressive woman standing in front of him with heavy eyes.Why is this woman so unreasonable and beat someone up?There are all sorts of strange people in Dou Qi Continent, but this is the first time Xiao Yan has seen such an unreasonable woman, even Medusa is not like this!

Although a little annoyed, Xiao Yan is not someone who likes to find fault. He shook his head lightly in his heart, and then his eyes fell on the old man who just got into the car next to the woman.

The old man's face was wrinkled and his eyelids drooped, almost blocking his cloudy eyes.The simple clothes are in stark contrast to the well-dressed women.

Xiao Yan sat still, but Tudou, who was sitting next to him, came back to his senses. Seeing the woman's posture, and recalling some recent news reports, he felt a little bad in his heart. He quickly pinched Xiao Yan, and then quickly stood up. , facing the old man with some helplessness: "Old man, you can sit here."

With a few "rumbling" sounds, the car started to move.

Since someone offered to give up their seats, the onlookers thought that the matter was over, and turned their eyes away.

Unexpectedly, the woman was uncompromising, she stretched out her hand to block the trembling old man who was about to sit down, raised her pointed chin, pointed at Xiao Yan and said, "Hmph, I just want him to give up his seat!"

After hearing this, Xiao Yan looked at the people around him again, and he understood what happened in his heart.Order yourself to give up your seat?Since there are so many young people sitting in the seats, it means that giving up seats is not an obligation.However, why did that woman command herself arrogantly?

Even on the first day he came to Earth, Xiao Yan knew that someone was bullying him.Unfortunately, he has always followed the principle that people respect him one foot, and he respects others one foot, but if people offend him, he will not be a vegetarian!Whether it's on the Dou Qi Continent or on Earth!

In an instant, Xiao Yan's face darkened.He had noticed before that none of the people in this car had practiced martial arts.Although he doesn't have fighting spirit, even with bare hands, he can overthrow the whole car!so……

Speaking of Tudou, although he was standing, his attention was always on Xiao Yan.Seeing Xiao Yan's gloomy expression instantly, Tudou yelled in his heart that something was wrong.He, he wouldn't want to do it, would he?It's a pity that Tudou analyzed it. Judging from his past settings, the possibility of Xiao Yan hitting someone is very high.

Xiao Yan had already told Tudou before that he had nothing to do with grudges.But Tudou would not think that Xiao Yan was weak because of this, and would not take it lightly—how could he not remember his own settings?With a strong and strong body and heaven-level martial arts, on the earth where no one practices martial arts, his combat power is V5.

With a sudden change in his mind, Tudou held down Xiao Yan who was about to explode, and gave him a look of "Be safe and don't be impatient".

Xiao Yan met Shang Tudou's small eyes, which were obviously not good-looking, but now it seemed that they were much more pleasing to the eyes than those women on the earth. Xiao Yan couldn't help breathing, and his angry mood gradually calmed down.

In the eyes of outsiders, Xiao Yan at this moment is sitting with his eyes downcast and expressionless.But Tudou knew that he was trying to restrain his emotions.After all, it is not easy for a famous Dou Di to endure the unreasonable troubles of a strange little girl.

Tudou didn't know why Xiao Yan compromised, but seeing that things wouldn't continue to go bad, he relaxed and breathed a sigh of relief.

However, some people don't want to end there.

Seeing that Xiao Yan didn't stand up and apologize repeatedly, the woman who first provoked the trouble, but continued to sit with peace of mind, immediately became angry. "You're shameless, aren't you? How shameless are you to grab a seat with the old man! Don't you want to give you shame... Do you know who my husband is?"

Potatoes cover their faces.This is another feat after cheating father, cheating husband?This damned woman, why didn't she ask who the man who forced her to give up her seat was?He is Xiao Yan, and once he makes a move, he can shock the existence of the entire book of Fighting Break the Sky! (…)

Some worried that Xiao Yan would explode again, Tu Tuo looked at the former with concern.The eyes of the two happened to meet, Xiao Yan looked at Tudou's nervous appearance, knowing that he was worried about himself, he couldn't help feeling warm in his heart, curled up the corners of his mouth, and returned a comforting smile.A ray of morning sunlight came in through the glass window behind Xiao Yan, forming a dazzling halo behind his head, like a god.

Tu Tuo was dumbfounded by Xiao Yan's smile.When he was writing Dou Po, he set Xiao Yan's expression only indifferently, smiling slightly, frowning slowly, shaking his head helplessly, watching coldly, his face finally sank and a smile appeared on his face. A hint of ferocity, this "smile like a god" has never appeared in his novels!

Hey, Xiao Yan, you have exceeded the set, do you know that?Hurry up and change me back!

The woman didn't keep the potatoes waiting.

"My husband is the *** of ** company!" She said proudly.

Hearing that name, Tudou was taken aback.Originally, he thought that the husband the woman mentioned should work in the government, but he didn't expect that she actually mentioned the name of the general manager of an entertainment company!

Tudou didn't pay much attention to entertainment companies, and the name of the company that the woman gave was not particularly famous. At most, it had some reputation in the province and some cooperation with the provincial TV station.Usually, Tudou would not know what a woman said, but this time it was different.Not only does he know the name of the company, he also knows the name of the person!And this is purely because, a few days ago, the man in the woman's mouth came to talk to me about the adaptation of "Fights Break Sphere" into a TV series.

It turned out to be that iron cock...

Potato smiled smugly.The right to adapt is still in his hands, and he and the editor were not satisfied with the conditions proposed by ***, but the person who set them up is too powerful to refuse.Now, there seems to be a very good reason to say no.And as far as he knew, ***'s wife was not the woman in front of him.

Hehe, it seems that there is a show to watch today.

"Oh? It sounds so powerful~~" After thinking about the plan, Tudou turned his face to look at the woman, and smiled terribly, "Your husband is such a NB, why don't you call him on the spot?"

The woman hesitated.In fact, *** is not her husband, she... is just a little mistress who can't see the light.

But meeting Tudou's cheap gaze, the woman's anger suddenly rose.Auntie, a second-grade disabled (...) has no right to teach my mother a lesson!Anyway, *** loves herself, and he has already had a showdown with his wife, seeing that he is about to be forced into the palace, but she is still a little uncertain about ***'s temper, why not use this opportunity to prove that he loves herself love it!

"Hit it, whoever is afraid of it!" The woman stomped on her high-heeled shoes, and took out a Samsung Note3 with pink stickers on the back from a bag.

After a while, the phone was connected. "Old~~Grand~~ Someone bullied me~~" The woman said coquettishly, and at the same time, she threw a triumphant hygienic eye at Tudou.

Xiao Yan didn't understand why Tudou would provoke the woman to call someone else, but he couldn't help laughing at his secretly amused look.And this scene happened to be captured by Tudou again, and was overturned by Xiao Yan's "indulgent smile" that once again exceeded the setting.

No no, this time it has not only exceeded the setting, but also exceeded the subject matter of the novel.A doting smile or something is definitely not the right choice for Stallion!

While blabla, the woman squinted at Tudou and Xiao Yan with her eyeliner-lined eyes.

Of course, Xiao Yan stood still to the woman's verbal provocations - what is this? Back then, his fighting spirit disappeared inexplicably, but he was provoked verbally and physically by countless men and women, and now he has cultivated into an indestructible body .

As for potatoes... Poof, he can't help but want to see the end of the woman, okay? *** and her are still in an ambiguous stage, naturally because *** knows that this woman is not suitable to be a wife.If a woman forces her to make a choice, then she will add a little bit of her own. As a man, Tudou knows that she will definitely not choose her.

After listening to the woman's confusing words, Tudou unhurriedly took out his mobile phone and gently dialed a number...

"Hello? Is it Mr. *?" As he spoke, Tudou smiled at the woman, and continued in the latter's dumbfounded: "Yes, I'm Tiancan Tudou....Uh, no, no, I'm here to terminate the cooperation. ...Why? Hehe, because your blind mistress provoked my friend, yes, the one who called you just now....Hehe, that's not okay, she scanned me in front of a carload of people How about saving face...Okay, I'm very busy, please discuss other things with my editor in detail."

After speaking, Tudou didn't look at the woman again, bowed his head and wrote a text message to the editor, then took back the phone.Just in time, the car arrived at the stop, Tudou cast a look at Xiao Yan, and the two got out of the car together.

Before the car drove away, while walking on the street, Tudou vaguely heard the sound of the phone ringing from behind, followed by the cry of a woman.

After walking ten meters away, Xiao Yan suddenly stopped and looked at Tu Tuo.

"I can't tell, you're quite dark-bellied." He chuckled lightly.

Tudou was taken aback for a moment, and then smiled cheaply: "Master, my heart is darker than my skin~~"

The corners of Xiao Yan's lips curled up into a smile.Tudou's style in the car was somewhat similar to his own, yet somewhat different, which made him inexplicably fond of him.

As for things in the car...

So on the first day of coming to Earth, the women on Earth left a very bad impression on Xiao Yan.

Well, it's just "very bad".Xiao Yan, the time traveler at this time, has not yet mastered the usage of the Internet term "I feel tired and don't love women".

——Hey, Mr. Author, there seems to be no suffix of "woman" in that Internet term, right?

--Oh, is it so?Hey, why bother so much, it's almost enough.Four of the six words are correct, and the correct rate is as high as 60%. It is a pass.

Therefore, novels cannot be written too logically, otherwise, be careful when traveling.The author who spent two years, three months and 6 days to describe a masterpiece like Tudou God is destined to be worn (tui) and surpassed (dao).