Savior? No!I just want to stay home

The next morning, when Harry walked into the dining room to have breakfast, he found that there was one more person at the table than usual - Voldemort.He raised his eyebrows, noncommittal.This guy is definitely a typical example of not being able to get up early without profit. Since he chose to stay at Malfoy's house and waited at the dining table early, he must have something to look for.Anyway, he is not the one asking for help, he is not in a hurry~

Seeing Harry's unresponsive reaction, Voldemort once again affirmed that the other party was a very calm person, so he decided to get straight to the point.

"Harry."

Harry looked up at Voldemort, made no comment on his changing his Christian name, and motioned him to continue.

The corners of Voldemort's lips curled up, since there was no response, it meant he had acquiesced~

"You said you were in charge of coming up with ideas, so now I have a very important wish that needs you to complete. Do you want to guess what it is?"

{Bad fun~} Nagini swallowed a piece of lamb chops next to him, and commented like this.

Harry floated all the desserts in front of him onto Nagini's plate, in exchange for a burst of starry eyes from the big snake, before turning his gaze back to Voldemort.

"I don't know much about the internal affairs of the Death Eaters, and you won't look for me for simple things. Then, there should be only one thing that will make you open your mouth." He raised one corner of his mouth and did not say anything. "I suggest you bring a bottle of that juice to him, grab a student and drink it in front of him, and then tell him that if he doesn't agree to your request, he will use this juice as a bait to recruit troops for three months." Launch a full-scale attack from within."

"You really know what I want?" Voldemort couldn't help frowning, he said "student"... Could he really guess?Or does he actually have some kind of special ability that enables him to read people's hearts?This is terrible~

"You said it was 'hope'~" Harry gave him a look of "Why don't you use your brain", "It seems that apart from defeating the Order of the Phoenix and unifying the British wizarding world, that's the only hope you have, right? You What can I not guess even if I put a curse on that position? I really don’t understand why you are so obsessed with a school, even though it is the best in the world, it is only a school after all.”

"It's not just a school!" Voldemort dissatisfied, "She represents the future of the wizarding world! Anyone who has attended school there will have a deep bond with her, it is the second place for wizards. Home! Even if I don’t mention all of these, if I can teach there, I can influence the young wizards before their thinking patterns are finalized, and at the same time influence the parents through them—why do you think Dumbledore put the Minister of Magic’s Do not sit in the seat instead of lying there?"

"Even if he wants to be the Minister of Magic, you won't let him do it, he's not stupid!" Harry complained, "However, are you sure you can treat every student fairly and justly after becoming a teacher? Including Gryffindor ?Kids are very sensitive, if you can't do it, it may backfire."

Voldemort froze.

Harry gave him an "I knew it" look. "Actually, Dumbledore is considered a mutant among the lions. Even the little snakes can't match the weird brain circuit structure. So you don't need to overthrow a whole boat just because you hate him, and treat Gryffindor as impulsive Hufflepuff will be fine."

"...I will try my best." It was really a word that awakened the dreamer. It seemed that he had to do a good job of psychological preparation before going to the school for a job. "Are you sure this method works?"

"As long as he is still 'the greatest white wizard of this century who represents love and justice', this method is feasible." Harry shrugged, "Standing in that position, even if you don't want to, you must insist on some things. You should understand better than me on this point."

"But you see it better than I do." Voldemort took a deep look at Harry, and finally admitted that there was a big gap in thinking between himself and this little guy who had just turned 11, and he was a little depressed for a while.

"Don't compare me. My situation is different from yours. There may not be one in a hundred million people like me." Harry waved his hand indifferently. "However, I want to remind you that even if you succeed, don't get too excited. Although the title of 'the world's greatest white wizard' can represent a lot, this is not the only thing he can rely on—even if He never used it, and it doesn't mean that 'those' don't exist. It's enough to achieve your goal, don't do it too much, really pissed off the person behind him, and the disaster of the British wizarding world is really coming. "

"Oh?" Voldemort frowned in thought, what powerful background does that old fellow actually have? "It seems that I really want to train my intelligence agency as soon as possible. Do you have any suggestions in this regard?"

Harry silently glanced at Voldemort, sighing.

"You really know how to hit a snake with a stick~"

"Thanks for the compliment~" Voldemort smirked.Only now does he feel like he has regained his strength, which is really refreshing! "So, your answer?"

Harry's face slowly turned into a bun, depressed.He's lazy~ It should be enough to help Voldemort get rid of the Horcrux matter. A Dark Lord in the best condition and a Malfoy in the best condition. As long as a generation of Dark Lords don't come out to make soy sauce, what will Dumbledore get? Fight them?Having said that, even if a generation of demon kings wanted to help, Lao Deng might not really appreciate it.So, they can take care of the rest by themselves, don't bother him anymore, okay~

Of course, thinking about it, Harry knew it was impossible.With Slytherin's character, it doesn't make sense to let it go after discovering its value, then it would be a fool.

[But~] Harry became depressed, [If this continues, he will be exploited more and more seriously!The hateful capitalist monopoly class, the disgusting Godzilla... No, it's the trust! ]

"Hehe~" Lucius was very pleased with Harry's rare tangled expression, this bun-faced look is really cute.

Harry glared at Lucius, accusing.

[Hmph, you still dare to laugh at me? It must be your father's idea that Voldemort will come to me. If you want to use people, if you look at the wizarding world, who can compare to Malfoy~]

"Okay, Harry~" Abu's pleasant voice sounded slowly from the side, persuading Harry to help his son out of the siege. "Since we have already said we want to cooperate, and you have said so much before, please help us to the end, and we won't bother you when we get things straightened out. Besides, as a partner, Voldy has developed well, don't you think?" It’s convenient to do anything, isn’t it?”

"I just want to find a place to read in peace~" Harry glanced at Abu quietly, and successfully made him tremble three times. "You don't have to give me a bad check, just you," he glanced at Abu, "and you," he glanced at Voldemort again, "it's okay to squeeze out the last drop of residual value from me." I'll let it go. It really feels like I'm on a pirate ship~" He muttered not at all. "Forget it, it's nothing to tell you." He sighed and sorted out his thoughts.

"Intelligence collection cannot be accomplished by a group of nobles alone. Money can indeed buy a lot of things, but intelligence is obviously an exception. To establish a useful intelligence agency, the 'person' who is in charge of it is very important. For For this person, morality, quality, self-cultivation... are not important, the important thing is that he should be tactful, flexible enough, preferably rascal enough, and shameless when necessary. Also, he must have the ability to understand all kinds of things. He has a keen sense of news and strong adaptability, and he needs to be able to mingle with all schools of thought. After finding this person, it will be easy. Let him recruit subordinates and set up corresponding departments. The requirements of these subordinates are basically similar to his, but this You shouldn't need to ask, as long as you find the right person, he will handle the rest. In fact, I have a good candidate in my heart, but he joined the Order of the Phoenix for some reason. You should be grateful that Dumbledore didn't fully see him value, otherwise..." He shook his head, "Death Eaters must be very passive."

"The person you're talking about, how do you listen..." Abu frowned, "So not gorgeous." He couldn't imagine which one of the Death Eaters could do these things, and moreover, he had to recruit his subordinates~ They turned into gangsters?Oh no, he really didn't want to deal with this kind of person.

"The so-called performing their own duties, I am born to be useful, and I didn't say that I have to choose one from the nobles. Besides, no matter which organization it is in, the intelligence agency will always exist independently of other agencies. It is only for the highest level. The leader of the organization is in charge, and the fewer people who know about it, the better, and most people in the organization don’t even know about its existence.” Harry could see what Abu was struggling with at a glance, “So you don’t have to worry about being with a group of hooligans all day Working together as rogues, after the establishment of the organization, you just need to deal with the person in charge on a regular basis. Or~" He smiled viciously, "It's okay to raise the standard so that it is only responsible to Voldemort."

Voldemort's forehead twitched, he also treats this kind of person hard~ Harry Potter, the guy, the more you get along with it, the more you want to go crazy, I really want to just throw him into Azkaban, and he will end up in peace.

"What's the name of the person you're talking about?" Resisting the urge to grab the person in front of him by the neck and shake it violently, Voldemort spoke as calmly as possible.

"Mongleston. I don't remember the last name or the first name. If you have a chance, you can let someone contact him. But be careful, he is very cunning, and the slightest sign of trouble will arouse his vigilance. Don't use coercive means Cruciatus or Soul Reaper are all prohibited. If you want a relatively loyal and handy subordinate, you must do as I say. However, he also has the weakness of being greedy for money and profit, and timid and afraid of getting into trouble. Find a way to see if you can start from this aspect - for nobles, this kind of thing should be very simple, isn't it? Oh, by the way, it's better to find out why he joined the Order of the Phoenix, don't really have any clues In the hands of Dumbledore, the only thing we can do is change." Harry very naturally began to help his former mortal enemy dig the corner of his former mentor.

[Actually, Peter Pettigrew is also very suitable, but he is too young and has not yet learned the mouse's Animagus, so it is not very useful at present. ] Harry thought to himself. [Well, if only someone could learn the Animagus of a fly or a mosquito, oh yes, how did I forget Miss Beetle!] ] His eyes lit up.

"What did you think of?" Seeing Harry's expression, Voldemort, who had been observing him, asked immediately.

"Didn't you buy the Prophet?" Harry looked at Abramovich, "Using this condition and using high rewards as a bait, try to find and recruit a woman named Rita Skeeter. Um~ let's talk about the newspaper A full-time reporter is needed, and to be able to interview exclusive news that others cannot, we must emphasize exclusive news! After recruiting, let her join the intelligence agency."

"She's also a rascal? A woman?" Abu's two beautiful eyebrows were almost drawn together.

"It's not enough to be a rascal, but it's okay to not be very pleasing. She loves vanity, speaks acrimoniously, and likes to eavesdrop on other people's privacy, and then use exaggerated rhetoric to spread the eavesdropping everywhere." Harry said with a smile.

"You want me to recruit such a woman to the newspaper office, and let her join the Death Eaters?!" Abu's forehead was full of veins. "You better give me a suitable reason!"

"Hehe~" Harry smiled happily, he didn't intentionally anger Abu, and he didn't retaliate against him for persuading Voldemort to take advantage of him, there really was no reason~ "The reason, although she has a lot of shortcomings, but she is really good at inquiring about information." A good one—she's an unregistered Animagus. When you find her, try calling her 'Miss Beetle,' and she'll have a really good look on her face."

"Beetle? This is really...the perfect candidate." Hearing Harry's explanation, Abu stroked his forehead and chuckled, no longer obsessed with the woman's disgusting character. "Sure enough, you are right to ask these things. Let me say, how did you get such information that is impossible to be known?"

"Secret~secret~yo~" Harry replied with a smile. "However, one thing to remind is that when using her, let her restrain her arrogance, and don't publish information that can only be obtained through eavesdropping at a glance, otherwise her identity will soon be destroyed. It will be exposed. At that time, Dumbledore will never let go of this excellent opportunity to attack the Death Eaters. In short, this is an institution that lives in the dark, and we must do everything possible to obliterate it from people's cognition The presence."

Voldemort and Abu nodded with serious expressions.

Thus, the discussion on the establishment of MI[-] in the wizarding world came to an end.

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"Mr. Malfoy!" Finally able to eat quietly, Harry picked up a piece of toast and was about to finish his mouth, but suddenly remembered someone's words just now, "Sure enough, you are right to ask these things", so he decided to retaliate Just add some fun to your meal.

"What?" Abu, who was discussing with Voldemort in a low voice about the establishment of an intelligence agency, turned his head and looked at Harry. Did he think of any good candidates?

"I heard that you have many bed partners?"

"Pfft~" Voldemort spewed out a sip of tea far away.

"Clang clang!" The knife and fork in Lucius' hand fell onto the plate.

"What...what?" Abu looked dull.

"Let me say, do you have a lot of bed partners?" Harry was very satisfied with everyone's reactions. He was secretly happy watching the show alone, but the expression on his face was very, very serious.

"Don't get me wrong, I don't mean anything else. Have you heard of dragon plague syphilis? It is said that this incurable disease is mainly transmitted through some kind of close contact. I am just worried, and I want to remind you: often walk by the river , How can you not get your shoes wet? If you walk too much at night, you will always encounter ghosts. Therefore, don’t forget to take preventive measures before you are happy. It is best to use physical prevention. If there is no such method in the wizarding world, I will I can help you buy condoms in the Muggle world. Well, if you buy too many, you can buy them at wholesale prices, which are very cheap."

"I don't need it!" Abu almost roared out the words.What precautions, also wholesale?This kid wants to piss himself off, doesn't he?He must be getting revenge on himself for persuading Voldy to take advantage of him!

"Don't be embarrassed~" Harry raised the corners of his mouth and looked teasingly. "Besides, I remind you that you'd better take it to heart." He narrowed his eyes and frowned slightly, "Even if you don't risk your own life, your friends are still waiting for you to create a beautiful career together. Yes," he glanced meaningfully at Lucius, who was petrified and about to start to weather, "Lucius lost his mother when he was young, it's pitiful enough, do you want him to experience the loss of his father again when he was young? As smart as you are, of course you can imagine that without your protection, an underage Patriarch Malfoy is a beauty sitting on a golden mountain to those nobles, a piece of high-quality fresh meat, everyone is fighting for it So~" He spread his hands, "At least until Lucius reaches adulthood, please restrain yourself. It is said that this disease can't be detected in the early stage but it can still be contagious. That's it, if your whole body is covered with pus one day Don't blame me for not warning me if the cell turns into a mass of rotten flesh and dies."

Lucius immediately decided not to pick up the knife and fork he dropped on the plate - he had no appetite for breakfast at all, Harry's description was really... nasty~

"Do you know where dragon plague syphilis broke out?" Voldemort asked suddenly.

"No, I don't know." Harry shook his head decisively.

Then why are you so sure?Voldemort didn't ask this sentence, he knew that even if he asked, there would be no answer, at most, this cunning guy would find a reason to obscure it.However, just because he would rather be suspected than remind his friends...

"Thank you!" He nodded at Harry.

"Should be~" Harry agreed calmly.

So Abu's angry expression suddenly calmed down.

The author has something to say:

Therefore, Xiaoyu still let Voldemort enter Hogwarts to teach and educate people, otherwise how boring the school life would be without V Hall~

To make the best use of everyone, the Death Eaters with a powerful source of information should be regarded as even more powerful, right?

Asked about the situation of the bed partner face to face by the junior, and also helped to buy condoms, Abu, I sympathize with you.This incident once again proved the strength of Harry's nerve~