[Gintama High Silver] Governor's Wife

[Gintama High Silver] Governor's Wife

Author: crystal dumpling

Another missing person notice

Name: [Sakata (one fork)] Takasugi curly hair

Sex: Male

Height: 177cm

Appearance characteristics: a natural curly silver hair, likes to wear blue and white cloud pattern kimono, holds a wooden knife that is open but is actually purchased online, and has the words "Lake Toya" written on it.A month ago, I ran away from home after playing pachinko with the governor in the toy city [small noise] (the governor asked me to write this).

Those with clues: Do everything possible to ensure that the person you are looking for is alive.

*Note*: Do not involve any words about "Madame" during the negotiation process, otherwise, you will bear the consequences at your own risk.

*Re-note*: At the same time, pay close attention to the boy with pink hair who holds an umbrella on a sunny day, he may provide relevant clues.But remember not to talk to him without authorization. To ensure the safety of your life, witnesses can call us.

*Last note*: If I can’t find my wife again, I will be executed by military law QAQ, please spread the word.

Content tags: Gintama is strong, close to the water, happy enemies

Search keywords: Protagonist: Sakata Gintoki, Takasugi Shinsuke┃Supporting role: Kamui, Katsura Kotaro┃Others: Takasugi

Everyone has something strange to say about their past

He didn't know who his parents were, and he didn't know when he was born.

The only evidence his parents had left on him was his messy, distressed silver curls.

The uncle's version is: Ah Yin is a gift from Xue Nu to me.On a snowy day, when everything was silent, I heard a knock on the door. When I went out to open the door, I saw a child lying in a basket.He didn't cry or make trouble, just rolled his eyes and stared at me.

Yinshi rolled his eyes when he heard the cooperation, no matter how you listen to it, it must be a ghost story.It would be great if my birth was a floating peach or something, as expected, snowy weather is the most annoying thing.The story of Xuenv deceiving ghosts is really alluding to Yinjiang's hair color, it really is.

Then the men gathered around the fire were amused by this beginning again, and they all began to recall all kinds of embarrassing things about Curly when he was a child, big and small-this was their New Year.

Uncle Sakata put his hands on his head, ruffled the curly hair that was already messy, and said, "Stinky boy, grow up obediently."

Yinshi's scalp hurts from being pulled by him, and he looked at the snow in front of the door while calling out.The snow had stopped, and it had accumulated a thick layer. There were his footprints on the new snow, and there was an unformed snowman. The sun just shot from the top of the mountain.

Ice crystals, he thought.

Sakata Gintoki, his name.Following the surname of the adoptive father who picked him up.

"When will Ah Yin be able to call Uncle 'Daddy'?"

Curly said: "No, uncle is not such a cheap thing."

That's right, those parents who abandoned him, Uncle Sakata was not such a despicable person.

Curly Sakata is six years old, and he is full of longing for the future. He thinks that there is a saying that is true, that when the heavens send a great mission to a person, they must first starve their body and skin.As a precocious boy with normal development, Curly feels that he is different from ordinary people in many ways.The so-called being different from ordinary people means that you can rush in through the main entrance when other people can only force their way in.

And the No. 1 person who gave him this unique sense of superiority was the accountant in the village.

The accountant in the village—Mr. Ono—is a good friend of Uncle Sakata and the most knowledgeable person in the village.But the so-called high knowledge usually means that the glasses are relatively thick. Although he has read a lot of books, he is a pedantic old gentleman with nothing special about him. He can't even make ends meet. It also takes half a day.

Sometimes when reconciling accounts and trembling for a long time, when the fifth string of numbers is superimposed, the silver hour has already been calculated mentally.But Mr. Ono always attributed this reason to the fact that the accountant's abacus was too old-fashioned, and it was not smooth when dialing the beads.

The reason why Mr. Ono has been working as an accountant has not been replaced is because the villagers roughly estimated the price of buying a new abacus and adding a new accountant, and found that it is much more expensive than hiring Mr. Ono. It means that although the abacus used by the accountant in the village is already outdated, it is estimated that the shogunate would buy it when it first ruled.

So Mr. Ono has been sitting on the throne of Mr. accountant at the entrance of the village for decades.So Yinshi thinks sometimes it's not that the public is stupid, but that you are too stupid to see through the mystery.

Curly won the infinite favor of Mr. Ono with his fluent mental arithmetic. Mr. Ono even threatened to train Curly to become the next accountant of Sanquan Village. Curly expressed his love for this unattainable goal. Euphemistic refusal.

Although Curly doesn't like this pedantic little old man very much, there are not many chances to finally meet a bosom friend in his short life, so Curly still respects Mr. Ono very much.

Once Curly Hair wished to think if it was possible to change the abacus for the old man to improve the image of keeping long-decayed accounts.

I don’t know how this matter got to Mr. Ono and changed its variety. The old man immediately revolted. Curly was called to Mr. Ono’s room and had a one-on-one fireside chat. Curly repeatedly promised to treat his old man After the abacus had no unreasonable thoughts, the old man finally smiled again, and he took him to popularize the origin and origin of abacus for another hour.

When QAQ's curly hair came out, I felt so happy to be alive.

====I am the dividing line of 【separate academic and entertainment】====

Yinshi caught a bag of fireflies, put them in a cloth bag, and hung them next to the pillow to light up all night.

The next day he found that none of the little bugs were moving, including their hard tentacles and stiff little feet.He went to ask Uncle Sakata. At that time, Sakata was sharpening the knife, and the blade rubbed against the whetstone. He glanced at it and said, "You're dead."

"Oh, is this death?"

Yinshi finally understood that the so-called "dead" means not moving at all, neither responding to talking to him nor moving when pushing him.

While eating, Yin Shi frowned and asked, "Will Uncle die too?"

Uncle Sakata laughed, patted his head and said, "Smelly brat, everyone will die."

Yin Shi kept silent and continued to cook rice.

When he went to bed at night, Yin Shi grabbed Uncle Sakata's clothes and buried his head in his arms: "I don't want Uncle to die."

Uncle Sakata was tickled by the little curly hair in his arms, and was dumbfounded by his persistence: "Stupid boy, uncle didn't die so quickly."

"Really?"

"Really. Uncle still wants to see Ah Yin marry a wife."

"Daughter-in-law?" The curly hair moved, "A girl like Miwako?"

It's not his fault. The only female creatures Curly has come into contact with in this limited age are Mrs. Kishimoto and her daughter Miwako, apart from the cow and a few hens.

Uncle Sakata laughed muffledly: "Yo, Ah Yin kept silent, so it turned out that he fell in love with Miwako?"

Curly snorted: "Ah Yin don't want to marry Mei Hezi as a wife."

"They don't want to marry you curly hair yet. Go to sleep, brat."

Miwako is a little girl who grew up with Sakata Gintoki. Although it may be too mild to describe her rough appearance as a little girl, Kishimoto Miwako plays an indispensable role as a curly-haired childhood sweetheart. .This woman is extremely tough and left an indelible influence on Sakata Gintoki's life.

Influenced by her mother, this girl has been an out-and-out female hooligan since the diaper era. Her favorite thing to do is to lie on the door of Sakata's house and peek at curly-haired children taking a bath.Gintoki thinks it might be worth seeing in summer, but is it really good to endure the freezing cold and look at the foggy bathroom in winter...

While abusing others, I also don’t forget Kishimoto Miwako who abused herself. She is not as good as her name. This girl is extremely ugly, with a pockmarked face, thick lips, flat nose, and tiny mouse eyes. It took a lot of time to make her mother become an adult, and when it was her turn, her eyes were darkened, and then she was asked to show others with a darkened face.

It is said that the only man in the village who is willing to get close to her is Uncle Sakata and Gintoki except her father. However, as the only incumbent of the shogunate bureaucracy in the village, Miwako Kishimoto enjoys the treatment of being a young lady as a matter of course.

The story between green plums and green plums in that era was like this.

Usually it is one person who gets into trouble and then shirks it to another person, so Yinshi is unfortunately the latter.Curly feels that the reason why human society cannot make rapid progress is fully reflected in the phenomenon of inequality that has appeared since childhood.

Although Meihezi is a descendant of bureaucratic scum, she is far away from the political center, so her life style is not much different from ordinary people, and scum has not had time to be distinguished from the general public.The biggest characteristic of this woman is her greedy mouth, she wants to eat everything she sees.

Mihezi successfully bought Yinshi with a plate of bean cakes as a small follower, and her important function as a flower protector was not very prominent. Usually what Yinshi has to do is to protect the teenagers on the side of the road from being killed by Mihezi.

The two walked through a field with lush vegetation.

Miwako said, "What's growing there?"

"Green pepper."

Miwako shook her head: "I don't like green peppers."

For the first time, Curly has a good impression of Miwako, because this girl doesn't eat green peppers either.

Miwako continued to ask, "What about that one?"

Curly took a look: "That's the sweet potato from Uncle Takeuchi's house."

Miwako said, "I'm hungry."

"..."

Although Miwako swears that only God knows what you know and I know when eating, but when the incident happened, the curly hair was the first to be confessed.

The most poisonous woman's heart, the best girl of Qingmei Qingmei is even more damaged.

Uncle Takeuchi is very unkind, he called both Uncle Sakata and the wife of the village head, it felt like a tripartite trial, but Curly felt that this was unfair to him, because everyone knew that Uncle Sakata loved Mrs. Kishimoto , so as long as Mrs. Kishimoto said a word, Gintoki died.

In the face of beauty, Yinshi's sacrifice is inevitable.

The two had disagreements on their respective explanations, so Uncle Takeuchi suggested that the dialogue scene between the two be reproduced.

Curly turned the dead fish eyes: "That's the sweet potato from Uncle Takeuchi's house."

Miwako jumped up and made a distressed gesture: "No, Curly, we can't do this."

"..."

The wife of the village chief said: "Ah, it seems..."

Then, before she finished "seeing", I don't know whether it was out of trust in her words or admiration for that face, Uncle Sakata picked up a board and slapped it on the curly ass .

Curly raised his middle finger: "Forget righteousness!"

Sakata, Takeuchi, Kishimoto, Miwako: "..."

When Miwako sneaked out to see him, the curly hair lay on the bed with her buttocks pouted and moaned.

Miwako said: "You have to realize that this is a social reality."

Curly said: "Huh."

Miwako said: "You should have awakened when you accepted my red bean cake."

Curly said: "Huh."

Mei Hezi said: "But it's not your fault, you can't beat me in terms of beauty and wisdom."

Curly hair: "..."

The handsome hero may actually be bald

Curly felt that it was a mistake to be greedy, and he tried to explain to Uncle Sakata that the vicious circle of stick education had no good results.

Uncle Sakata said, "Why is there a vicious circle?"

Curly hair pursed mouth: "There is no humanity in the opposite sex."

Then there was another family law.

Curly whimpered and said to Miwako, "I want to run away from home."

Miwako probably also felt a little sorry for this incident, and joined the "Silver Sauce's Anti-Violence Movement" without saying a word.

The two began to discuss the matter of running away from home.

Among the brats of that era, the only ones with such avant-garde ideas were the tough girls and the curly-haired boys.When Curly Hair insisted on bringing red bean cakes for the third time, Miwako interrupted him: "Then when shall we meet?"

Curly said: "If we want to leave, we have to wait until the night is quiet, or we will gather under the old tree at the entrance of the village before the rooster crows three times."

Curly was so excited that he didn't sleep all night. After seeing the morning star, he lay down excitedly on the window sill and waited for the cock to crow.Dawn is early in summer.The next day, the sky was bright, but the usually punctual crowing of the rooster was still unheard, Curly waited and fell asleep.Around noon, Miwako ran to Sakata's house, woke up the curly hair, and said: "The rooster of the family who raised the rooster died of illness." So the whole Sanquan Village overslept that day.

Curly gritted his teeth with hatred.

After this failed experience, the two decided to change their plan, agreeing that Miwako would go to Curly's house and knock on the window when the moon rose to mid-air, and then plan to escape.

But unfortunately that day happened to be the first day of junior high school. At that time, astronomy science had not yet been popularized in the small mountain village. The two of them didn't know about the lunar moon, so they waited all night and didn't see the moon.

The next day, the two exchanged experiences with dark circles under their eyes, and they were in great pain.

It is said that the incident was only three times, and the third time the two finally escaped from the house in the early morning and met smoothly.

Although Meihezi is relatively tough, she is a girl after all, and she is a little scared when she sees the quiet morning scenery.

She asked: "Curly hair, where are we going?"

Curly held the red bean cake in his mouth and said, "We can't go far, or we won't see their anxious faces."

In fact, no one at that age knew what this idiom meant, and neither did Curly. He just thought it was more domineering to say it. Fortunately, Miwako didn't ask too much.

So the two found a firewood pile at the head of the village, dug a hole in it, and hid in it, only half of their heads were exposed outside.Since the self-provided dry food was settled at breakfast, the two children were too hungry by noon.

Miwako covered her stomach and said bitterly, "Curly, I want to go back."

Yin Shi said, "How can you be so worthless?"

Miwako said, "Maybe they didn't even realize that we got lost."

Yin Shi said, "Nonsense."

Before the words fell, a few people gathered by the haystack were chattering about something, such as "lost", "disappeared", and "died of anxiety".

Based on the analysis of the semantics of the fragmented sentence, Curly nodded in satisfaction, and came to a conclusion: "It seems that they found the little note we left."

Miwako said, "It must be because we found out that we were lost, that's why we're in such a hurry."

Yin Shi said, "En En."

Mei Hezi looked at the people running around with a slightly anxious look: "Curly hair, I never knew that everyone cared about us so much."

Curly sniffed and said, "Me too."

Miwako said, "Then shall we go out now?"

Curly said: "No, going out now will inevitably lead to a beating, let's see again, it won't be too late to go out when they are in a hurry."

Miwako said yes.

Then the two spent another afternoon in the firewood pile, and when the sun was about to set, Curly was punched out by Miwako with an uppercut.The two walked to the village one by one, and they could even think of the expressions of their families crying with joy after seeing them.

Curly thought, he must take the opportunity to tell Uncle Sakata not to be so aggressive in the future, just as he was struggling to decide whether he should get Jinpingtang or meatballs as an apology, Uncle Sakata just opened the door and came out.

Curly stood there awkwardly.

Uncle Sakata said: "Hey, Gintoki. There is food in the room, let's heat it up and eat first."

Curly was a little worried about his immature behavior causing trouble to the uncle, and looked up at him; "Uncle is going out?"

Uncle Sakata said: "That's right, the village head's sow who was about to give birth went crazy today, broke the pigsty, and escaped a lot of pigs, and everyone is still looking for them."

When Curly heard it, he felt even more sad: "..."

=====I am the dividing line of 【Uneducated is terrible】====

At the age of seven or eight, it can be regarded as the most unsafe age. Kishimoto Miwako is one year older than Sakata Curly, and at this time she already knows what is good-looking and what is not.

Miwako came to Gintoki wearing a light yellow embroidered kimono and a pair of clogs.

It was originally a beautiful dress, but when it was worn on Miwako, it instantly changed its taste, so every dress faced this kind of fateful choice from the day it was designed, and such a choice was completely passive , just like Yinshi was unilaterally pulled to watch this appalling reality fashion show.

The so-called feeling that some people can wear street clothes even in high-end clothes is talking about Ms. Kishimoto.It didn't feel that big at first, this girl usually wears a gray kimono to cover her body, but now that she changed the color, she instantly felt like an ugly duckling had grown up and turned into a big ugly duckling.

At the same time, Miwako Kishimoto felt that curly curly was too young to keep up with the level of the times in terms of aesthetics, but the only man of the same age in the village who was willing to look at her was curly Sakata—although that was because of the red bean cake For the sake of - so can only make do with it.

Curly smiled when he saw the red bean cake, and even forgot that he was bullied and lured.

Miwako tried her best to be graceful and charming: "Don't you feel any difference?"

Curly took a mouthful of red bean cake stuck in his throat and said, "What?"

Miwako said, "Think about it, how is it different from usual?"

Curly clapped his fists happily: "Yinjiang knows, it must have added more sugar. Let me tell you why today's red bean rice is so delicious."

Miwako miscalculated, a bowl of red bean cake was intended to be icing on the cake, but now it has become the existence of declaring troops and taking the lead.

Miwako decided to follow the temptation: "Curly hair, do you think my clothes look good?"

Curly said: "The clothes are pretty."

"Really?"

"Yeah." Curly nodded solemnly, "That's the face that's suitable for covering up."

"..."

Sure enough, the gap between the times cannot be bridged.

This is the second year since the shogunate formally declared war on Heaven and Man, and the people spontaneously organized civilian troops to resist the attack of Heaven and Man.

At that time, Curly finally figured out that Uncle Sakata was a lower-middle-class samurai, and like everyone else, he was a spontaneous fighter against Heaven and Man. When the shogunate confronted Heaven and Man, Uncle and everyone took the lead.

Once a fugitive ninja volunteered to join Uncle Sakata’s team. Curly Sakata felt that the so-called nobles were nothing more than a group of uncles who hadn’t been married for many years gathered to chat and drink, and they might dance for fun when they got drunk.He has never understood what is the charm of this spontaneous organization to attract the seemingly peerless ninja to join.

Uncle Sakata's team discipline is relatively strict, especially when it comes to food distribution, so the tall ninja always looks like he hasn't eaten enough.

The ninja's famous saying is that you must never let yourself go hungry.At that time, Gintoki was practicing calligraphy at Miwako's house, and the study was next to the Kishimoto's kitchen, so when the smoke rose from the kitchen at mealtime, he could always hear the sound of the roof tiles being crushed, and then what happened? Objects falling and muffled groans.

Miwako said, "That's a ninja, right?"

In fact, the man who fell looked nothing like a ninja except that he was all black.

"Really?" Silver asked.

Miwako said, "That's a ninja, I know it."

In the yard, Mr. Ninja limped out with his waist supported.

Miwako ran over happily and said, "What's the name of Mr. Ninja's footwork just now?"

The ninja paused, talking nonsense, "This kind of gait is called 'breaking tile gait', and it is the entry-level gait of ninjas."

Curly groaned, secretly admiring him.

So Gintoki and Miwako changed from Bushido pursuers to ninja lovers by coincidence, and started special training with Mr. Ninja.One day when Curly was practicing broken tile steps on the thatched roof of his house, he stepped on the air and accidentally fell into the pot that the uncle had just filled with water, and then he inevitably took it out and beat him up.

The unnamed ninja was the undisputed idol of the two, and the idol would always show up at mealtimes, stomping on the roof tiles.Miwako's hearing is relatively good, and she can even tell from these small voices whether the ninja is constipated again today...

Once, after a burst of "breaking tiles", there was a loud sound of tiles falling, and then I heard a person lying in the yard moaning.Gintoki, who suddenly felt that this scene seemed familiar, thought that this was the performance of the ninja who accidentally stepped on the ground when he was walking, grabbed the tiles in a hurry, but knocked off several layers of roof tiles in the opposite direction, but Miwako insisted This is another superb ninjutsu of the ninja idol, and she also privately named it "Taiwafan".

The curly hair is inexplicable and feels very powerful. While he was still practicing "shattering tile step", Mr. Ninja has already begun to think about their next practice.

After that, the ninja began to practice "tipping tiles" on the roof of Kishimoto's house non-stop. One day he stopped lifting suddenly, and Curly ran to ask Uncle Sakata.

"Ah, you mean that guy? He was a spy who accidentally fell into the river and drowned when he was found passing information to the enemy."

"..." Curly suddenly felt that he was suspected of joining the enemy in the past.

Miwako was very sad when she heard about it, and she added "knowledge of water" to the necessary conditions for becoming a good ninja.

Yinshi said: "Even if you can swim in this weather, you will be frozen to death."

Mei Hezi added: "From now on, if you find a husband, you must know water."

Yin Shi said: "Finally, has the criteria for choosing a spouse finally increased to two options?"

"..."

When people say that man can conquer nature, people usually forget the phrase "God's will is hard to break"

Uncle Sakata said, the reason why you like sweets so much is because when you were picked up, a group of big men were in a hurry, and the snow covered the mountains and they didn't know where to find milk for you, so they had to give you sugar water.I went to town to find milk for you after I was hungry for two days.Maybe that's how it got the favor of the sugar god.

Yinshi has always felt that since ancient times, heroes have always been different from others in their fate. This is like a strange sign, destined to be different from others.Such as Momotaro's peaches, such as Doraemon's round hands...

Sakata Curly feels that the most unique thing about him is that he always walks with a fierce and strange girl.He felt that this was not the favor of the god of sugar, but the favor of the god of Yasha.

So Curly was not surprised at all when a person fell from the sky.

Miwako was frightened by the black figure in front of her eyes, and asked, "What fell?"

Curly's eyes were poor, and after several glances, he realized that it was a human being, but with a horn growing on his head.

He stretched out his hand to pull the corner, the man woke up leisurely, and grabbed Miwako's arm.

"Pervert!" Miwako screamed, went up and kicked the unknown humanoid creature, who passed out with a groan.

Seeing her rapidly improving leg skills, Yinshi felt that her half month of broken bricks was not in vain.

The adults in the village took the man back, and Curly and Meihezi knew that this man was a "heavenly man." So for a long time after that, Curly's concept of heaven and man was a "monster" that fell from the sky In this strange combination.

Uncle Sakata said: "The so-called soldier knows himself and the enemy, so he can fight a hundred battles without danger."

This is a celestial prisoner of war, although he was not captured on the battlefield at all, just because he was thrown off when the spaceship turned and fell unconscious, he tried his best to express himself to people as meaningless saliva syllable.

But no one paid any attention to him, and no one understood what he was talking about for a long time where Ji Li Gua La was.

Interrogating a prisoner is a very troublesome thing. The most troublesome thing is not that he keeps silent, but that he keeps talking, but you and Ben can't understand what he is talking about.

In the end, Uncle Sakata had no choice but to stick a tape on Tianren's mouth and send someone to the town to ask for an interpreter.During this period, the Tianren prisoners of war were held alone in a small room, which was the place where Curly was ordained.Curly was very happy with this treatment, because it proved that no matter what trouble he made during this period, it was just a punishment of flesh and blood.

The news of catching Heaven and Man has won the support of the masses. The villagers who have never seen Heaven and Man have chosen to watch from the sidelines in order to expand their knowledge.

In fact, the power of the masses is great. This celestial prisoner of war who fell from the sky was a little stage fright when he saw so many people.The curly hair huddled in the crowd for a long time, and when she was finally dragged by Miwako to stand in front of the prisoner, she saw that the prisoner rolled his eyes and foamed at the mouth and passed out. Gintoki said that it was mainly because Miss Kishimoto's image was too too deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

***

This prisoner of war actually fell from the battleship by accident. As the war officer of the Third Celestial Division, he is actually a prince on some planet or something.As for what star, the level of translation is too low. According to him, he has not yet obtained the translation certification from Oedo, so it is still difficult to deal with professional vocabulary.

Uncle Sakata and everyone said that this is harmless.

According to this so-and-so prince, he was accidentally squeezed off the ship when he was thinking about how to divide up the money for the shogunate peace with those so-and-so people in the cabin.

Curly thought, if they were surrounded by kotatsu or something, they could only fight over an orange.So science is a double-edged sword, which is an inevitable disadvantage of the development of civilization. He heard this concept from Meihezi.Ever since she went to Edo with her father, this girl has claimed to be a symbol of the highest level of knowledge in Sanquan Town, and she has surpassed Mr. Ono.In fact, up to now, Meihezi has not even recognized the regular holidays and film holidays. This can only prove that the IQ of Sanquan Town is generally not high.

Uncle Sakata and the others looked serious, and got at least two pieces of news from this sentence: one is that the shogunate intends to negotiate peace with heaven and man, and the other is that this person is a troublesome bomb.

Since the interpreter in the town is more expensive, Uncle Sakata can only hire him for half a day. Counting the hour when the celestial being passed out, Mr. Ono suddenly found out that the money was not enough, and he decisively reminded everyone to send the interpreter away.

So after the interpreter left, this celestial being who had high expectations from everyone finally turned into a rag after making everyone lose money, and was completely abandoned by people.

To put it bluntly, the small black house is a collection of a few pieces of wood and rags. The small black house is usually not approached by anyone, and the house is far away from the village. Will take another look.

In addition, too little information was given, which led to his relatively low sense of existence, and in the end, no one thought of delivering food to the severely punished prisoner of war, so after a few days, he finally lived up to expectations and starved to death. When I thought about it, that celestial being was already stiff, and there was a suspected last word written with blood on the side.

Everyone began to speculate about the meaning of the celestial being's message before his death. In the end, Uncle Sakata asked someone to come to the town to look for the translator. Finally, after his professional appraisal, the standard answer was "chicken leg".The villagers lamented, and Curly felt that more than half of the reasons were because this meant that the two answers "revenge" and "kill" that the village spontaneously held a [-]-[-] bet were wrong.

This starving celestial being is a small episode in the whole autumn.

But what people don't know is that this poor prisoner of war who starved into a pile of skinny bones and left a last sentence of "chicken legs" eventually became the fuse of this war.

Folks called this historical event "a tragedy caused by a chicken leg", and historians officially called it a "blood incident" between Tianren and the shogunate.

==== I am the dividing line of [Translation is awesome] ====

As winter approached, that is, one month after the "Blood Letter Incident", Tianren summoned fifty long-distance attack spaceships in the name of killing the third commander, and formally focused on attacking Sanquan Village.

The poor villagers of Sanquan Village have seen heaven and man twice in their lives. The first time was when they broke their fortunes, and the second time they collectively organized a set meal to meet God of Death by the way.

Sakata Curly thought, in fact, the so-called officer was just a cover, even if the people in Sanquan Village didn't touch him, the chess pieces were chess pieces after all, and an accident was used as an excuse to finally launch a war. too late.What kind of place is Sanquan Village, a small mountain village, a place where heaven and man can be razed to the ground with just a finger, so much fanfare is nothing more than to make the shogunate make concessions.

Uncle Sakata was busy gathering samurai, and after counting the number of people, he stood at the highest place in the village with his little curly hair: "The so-called samurai means not fearing life and death, not fearing fate, and using the knife in your hand to guard your feet If you want to leave, you can leave, but for those who stay, we swear to kill heaven and man!"

Yinshi raised his head, listening to those people's echo resounding across the mountains: "Swear to kill heaven and man! Violators will be punished!"

However, in front of the artillery and bombs of heaven and man, cold weapons such as swords and swords are simply useless.

Since then, everyone in the world knows that there is no Sanquan Village in the world.

At that time, Sakata Gintoki was just a little kid rubbing mud with his hands and didn’t understand anything. When Yoshida Shoyo said one day: “In the past, the land of soldiers and soldiers is green today.”, Gintoki Sakata Still can't help but think of those patriots who buried their bones in the wilderness.

Mr. Songyang said that this haiku said that the battlefields of the past are now covered with green grass, and there is no shadow of past wars.The souls of those soldiers are immortal, and those who can dedicate their lives to the country must be great.

Curly stood up in class: "Mr. Songyang, I think what you said is wrong. Yinjiang thinks that the country is important, but..."

Shinsuke Takasugi said, "Shut up, Curly!"

Curly growled with red eyes and rushed over, and the two wrestled together.Takasugi was stuck in the neck, kicked and shouted, "Yinshi, you are going to die!" Then he saw this guy with dead fish eyes crying for thousands of years, and his curly hair raised his hand to wipe, but the more Rub more.

It took so long with hindsight that I shed tears for those people.

Yinshi thought, Uncle Sakata would never be so heroic in his life, and at that time he was firmly protected by him, hugging him so tightly.

He thought, he didn't know if he was great or not, but when the uncle died, he didn't feel bad at all.His hands were blown off, and the blood mixed with his intestines flowed all over the floor. He opened a broken eye and said, "A Yin must live well."

At that time, Yinshi was so dazed that he even forgot to shed tears.

When Uncle Sakata and everyone died, it was not great at all, and only he knew it.

He picked through the corpses one by one, trying hard to identify who those people were.Curly has a good memory. He knows that from the Watanabe house at the entrance of the village to the Tanaka house farthest in the village, they always like to laugh at his curly-haired Yamada and mean-spirited Takagi... He wanted to remember these well People's faces can come back for revenge when they grow up, but those people who are so bloody that they can't even recognize their faces, he really doesn't know who they are.

The weather was very cold, and the warm blood that had just flowed out quickly solidified.Yinshi gasped for breath, and exhaled clouds of white mist.

Curly said, "Is anyone there?"

--at this time……

"Is anyone alive?"

——Anyone is fine...

No one answered.

Gintoki raised his head to look at the sky, the gloomy sky began to snow.

It was snowing, the curly hair shrank, and he sat on the ground covered in blood, shivering from the cold, he thought, he became a person again.

The earth is in motion, you won't be in a bad position forever

Curly huddled in a hut with only a few boards, the floor was covered with straw, and sun-dried pine needles were sprinkled on it, which smelled good. He was wrapped in a worn-out thick semi