Yuu Uchiha is not Itachi

As the saying goes, if a person is unlucky and drinks cold water, his teeth will get stuck. For a person like me standing on the coffee table with pots and pans, it’s not as simple as drinking cold water. Throw me to the front line of the border up.

Who did this young master mess with! !

Just as I was wearing Anbu's team uniform and a ridiculous cat face mask squatting on the stone at the entrance of Konoha Village and complaining, a person wearing the same ridiculous mask patted my head reassuringly.

"Xiaoyou, give an order, it's almost time."

From under the mask came a voice that was so familiar that it would never be forgotten, with a calm tone.

You guessed it right, this person is my legendary brother—Uchiha Itachi, the captain of the dark part.But now this sad captaincy fell to me, so I became the commander of this mission sadly and without high expectations... Should I sigh, luckily it's only this time.

What?Want to say why I am on a mission?Or captain?That's thanks to Sasuke's rampage (actually Itachi's rampage) yesterday.

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When the Konoha parent meeting was in progress, Fuyue was reporting the recent work situation to the third generation. As a result, three loud explosions of "bang bang bang" shook the entire Konoha office building.When Fuyue and Sandai came to the glass window to observe what happened, instead of the building shaking, it was Fuyue this time.

"Hey? Fuyue, what's the matter with you?" Sandai turned his head to Fuyue with a kind face. "Is it because I am old and my eyesight is dim? How did I see Itachi and your second son fighting?"

Raising his hand to wipe off the sweat streaming from his forehead, Fu Yue held his heart and his heart was trembling, but as a first-class actor, he still didn't change his face.

Damn, it's all right now, after so many years of hiding Xiaoyou's existence, he finally revealed it to him.

"...Master Three Generations, you read that right, but that child is not Itachi..."

Seeing the speed at which the building was being demolished, he was so chilled... Now Fuyue can't wait to rush over and grab the collars of these two unlucky children and yell at them: Please, you are the second and third young masters of the Uchiha family, aren't you? Is the demolition brigade any good? !If you have a fight, you won't go home to fight, but you choose such a place where everyone can see, and the third generation asks about Xiaoyou's origin, what should I do!Besides, if you fight, you fight, why demolish the building?It would make the Uchiha family go bankrupt, bastard!Don't you know that thrift is a virtue?

"Oh? Sure enough, it's not Itachi..." Spotting Itachi standing aside with a black face "watching the battle", the third generation looked at the figure that resembled Itachi with great interest. "That kid really looks like Itachi, is he?"

"He is the second son of his subordinate, named Yu."

Fu Yue nodded to the third generation, but he really couldn't bear to watch the speed of demolition.

"I've never seen this kid before..."

"He was here before he was 7 years old, and then he was taken away by a childless relative to be raised on his behalf. He just came back recently."

When asked about Yu's background, Fuyue couldn't help being shocked, but because he developed an occupational disease of talking nonsense when he was an actor, he would talk nonsense and so on.In fact, it's not a lie, Madara is indeed childless, and he is indeed a relative of the Uchiha family, except that he is a little older and a little older...

"Your relative is very powerful... This kid's strength should not be much different from Itachi's." San Dai stared at the agile figure in the distance and smiled kindly.

"You flatter me."

Fuyue's forehead was sweating coldly when Sandai said this. If Sandai asked who this relative was, how should he answer?Could it be that this relative is Yu's grandfather?

With a few loud explosions, the battle field over the ninja school expanded again.Mitarai Anko hurriedly rushed into Hokage's office to ask for a solution, Midai just smiled meaningfully: "Don't worry about them, it's just a relationship between boys."

"The dog has caused you so much trouble, I am really grateful..."

Fu Yue nodded again, and couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

After taking a puff of cigarette, Sandai smiled at him kindly.

"It's nothing, but you still need to pay for the rebuilding of the ninja school."

Hearing this sentence, Fuyue was so careful... It seems that even if the Uchiha family was not killed by Itachi, it would not be far from Miemon... Of course, it was starved to death.

Waving for Red Dou to go down, Third Generation took out a mission scroll from the drawer with a pipe in his mouth and handed it to Fu Yue.

"It seems that Itachi doesn't have time to come here, Fuyue, please convey it to me. This task is due out tomorrow by the Itachi team. Recently, the border has always been uneven, and the tasks are relatively heavy. How about it, Itachi (Yu) It's the captain, let Yu (Itachi) join."

"What?" Fu Yue raised his eyebrows in surprise. "Let Yu (Itachi) be the captain, and Itachi (Yu) to join?"

"is there a problem?"

The three generations did not find any problems caused by their slurred words and hearing loss.

So full of doubts, Fuyue returned home and saw such a scene that was impossible to appear in Uchiha's house: Yuu and Sasuke were sitting at the dining table, serving each other's dishes respectfully, and sneaking glances at the lips sitting on the side from time to time. Itachi with an inscrutable smile on his corner... Seriously conveying the mission requirements and the compensation requested by the third generation, Fugaku hugged Mikoto with a heartbroken expression:

"My wife, I'm sorry, our family is about to go bankrupt, and you will live in poverty in the future..."

"Don't worry, dad, the money here is enough."

Yu took out his knife bag and flung a card to Fuyue coolly.

Fu Yue took the bank card and saw the Wuyin logo engraved on it.

"Where are you from?"

"Ah, I forgot to tell you that when I came back, I got Madara's salary for two years..."

Fuyue stared at me for 3 minutes, then suddenly picked up the slippers on his feet and threw them at me: "You have grown up, and you dare to accept other people's money? How did I teach you when I was a child! Uchiha Yuu! Come here for me !"

So the Uchiha family staged a long-lost chicken-flying-dog-jumping war...

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Sighing, I should thank this cat face mask for covering my face, otherwise this bitter gourd face would completely ruin the image of my young master who has captivated the hearts of thousands of boys and girls.

But I don't want to say, why am I so unlucky! !

"Brother, come and give the order... I have no experience in this kind of thing..."

With a mournful face, I looked at Itachi pleadingly.Although he couldn't see my expression, but in order to show sincerity, I naturally slumped.

"Xiaoyou, this is the mission requirement, you are the captain, so I can't go beyond it."

Itachi stared at his second brother's big watery eyes and couldn't help curling the corners of his mouth.

Seeing the two brothers and sisters of Tuanfan looking at each other respectfully...not squinting...with affection...looking at each other, the two teammates at the side took out pens and paper and squatted on the ground to write...a suicide note .

Suddenly Fugaku and Mikoto appeared at the gate of Konoha Village, Fugaku had a serious face, and Mikoto had tears in her eyes, good guy, that posture is about to go to the funeral, and I almost got a coffin for me to lie in, she was crying loudly, chanting "White-haired people give black-haired people" and so on... Bah, I have something wrong, why curse myself...

"Xiao Yu..." Miqin took out a small handkerchief to wipe the tears from the corners of her eyes, and then I watched her take Itachi's hand. "Mom can't bear you..."

I put the mask aside in dismay, with a sad look on my face.

"Mom, that's my brother."

Now it was Mikoto's turn to look sad, and she straightened her hair in embarrassment.

"Itachi, Xiaoyou, you have to be careful on the road, the road is so dangerous, you don't know when you will..."

"Wife, Itachi and Yu are the sons of our Uchiha family, this task can't be difficult for them."

Fu Yue patted my shoulder, his eyes were full of relief.

Miqin leaned pitifully beside Fuyue, with tears in her eyes: "Mom doesn't have anything to send you off, so let Mom sing a song to see you off."

Hearing what she said, I immediately had an ominous premonition... Meiqin's broken voice is not covered, to paraphrase a Song XX's words: Listening to other people's singing requires money, listening to her singing is fatal...

Mikoto cleared her throat, not noticing that Fugaku and I changed our expressions instantly.

"As soon as I send Xiaoyou out of the house, the autumn wind and drizzle are blowing cold, and the leaves of the trees and sycamores have fallen, when will Xiaoyou go home again?

Second, send it off to Mr. Weasel next to the road, put a large stone on the side of the road, squatting on the stone, when will Mr. Weasel come home again?

Three sent Xiaoyou to the road, Fuyue silently cried, holding Xiaonen's hands, when will Xiaoyou go home again?

[-]. Send Itachi-kun out of the village entrance. The sandy land at the village entrance is yellowish yellow. Meiqin will send you a song. "

This song made my head full of black lines, Miqin, how much do you want us to go home, what do you mean, Miqin!Every sentence of yours is the same at the end, why is it that you only have one sentence when co-authoring?Hey, hey, Fu Yue, tell me, what's the matter with your astonished expression?It's not the first time you've heard her sing.I beg you to take her home quickly, she has completely lost the face of the Uchiha family, bastard!

Taking a deep breath, I quickly put the mask back on my face, and ordered decisively: "Follow up, let's go!"

Then I ran as if I was dying, the speed was comparable to Sun Wukong riding a somersault cloud - I was afraid that I would not be able to go back after listening to her sing a few more words... If I was so unfortunate, I would not be able to go back. Before I die, I must leave a suicide note, which definitely says "I didn't die in battle, I was sung to death by Mikoto!"

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"Brother, I don't want to eat this..."

With trembling fingers, I pointed at the puddle of food on the plate in front of me, which was not edible at first glance, but was called a "steak" by my teammates. I looked at Itachi with tears in my eyes.

I won’t talk about the exhaustion of traveling all the way, and I have to bear it with having to concentrate all the time to avoid being attacked, but if I want to eat this so-called steak, it’s better to give me a knife.It’s not that I haven’t done missions before, but that Madara asked me to go on missions alone during Kirigakure, and it’s called to exercise my strength, that weird sorceress who goes around blindly abducting young people for being old and disrespectful ...Uh, digressing.But it doesn't matter, run back again.It is said that Changjuro will arrange everything when I go on a mission. Even if I go on a mission with other people, there will always be one person who will arrange food, drink and fun until I am satisfied. Otherwise, their end will definitely be worse than death in battle... Cover your face.

"Xiaoyou, don't be willful, this place is no better than home."

In fact, itachi has no appetite for such things, and he would never take a bite if Yuu was not around, but as a big brother, he must lead by example, so our brother Itachi took a bite...and then vomited...

"Let me just say, brother, this thing is not meant for human consumption at all, you just have to be brave."

I sighed, showing an expression of "If you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer in front of your eyes".The teammate who volunteered to cook next to him lowered his head and wanted to be buried in the soil.

"Actually, it's not that bad..."

Itachi just wanted to give his teammates a step down, when suddenly a strange wind blew by, and the keen intuition like a gold-threaded beast formed by the accumulated experience of long-term missions told him that something was approaching, and Itachi gave an order:

"Be alert! The enemy is coming!"