Yuu Uchiha is not Itachi

The so-called school festival can be said to be a smaller version of the traditional summer festival.These include some shops operated by the class as a unit, such as shops selling takoyaki or oden, and also include the cultural and entertainment competitions between classes.Compared with running a store, the annual comprehensive evaluation of the class is the performance part of the cultural program, which has become the highlight of the competition between the teachers... It is said that Konoha Ninja School holds such a school festival every year , Of course, for me, who has only been educated by Kirigakure, this is simply a great crime of wasting my life.

Seeing the time passing by like this, there are still two weeks until the school festival.But at this time, Sasuke's little ancestor brought back a task that was almost impossible to complete or that no one wanted to complete-as the class that got the finale, their class would end with a show that interacted with the audience, and this The show is for him, the unlucky one who got the finale lottery, to be responsible!

Why would Sasuke be responsible?That's because the instructors of their class took into account the appearance, family background, strength and grades of the classmates and a series of objective factors, and finally chose our Sasuke children's shoes as the class representative to draw the order of the performance.Of course, as a good tutor, Sasuke children's shoes did not hesitate to go to the training office to draw lots. When he saw the "fina-re" (finale) written on the lottery in his hand, Sasuke was still very happy that he was lucky.But when the instructor in the training office indicated that the finale performance needs to interact with the audience, Sasuke was dumbfounded.

Then Sasuke told their mentor the news he got at the training office, and immediately wanted to die.Because their mentors are extremely treacherous and cunning, when they saw this situation, they directly threw the mess to Sasuke, and said that the human, material and financial resources of the class can be used at will.

This is not the only thing that is sad, but this directly led to my tragedy——

"Mom, are you kidding me?" I leaned on the sofa with a cucumber in my mouth, and blinked at Miqin with big bright eyes and long eyelashes flickering. "As for our little temper, we can't calm down together. Although it is obvious that it has changed from before, but it was in front of my brother. If he is not here, it is better for you than to let me perform with him. It would be a pleasure to kill me."

Mikoto wiped her wet hands on the apron, glanced at me, and went back to her work.

"Xiaoyou, although it is very immoral for Sasuke to rob Itachi in the NB plot, but you are his brother now anyway, so you won't be able to act like an enemy who is extremely jealous when you meet him?"

She didn't mention it, but when I mentioned it, I couldn't get angry:

"Ghost knows where my character came from! I'm stuck in the middle of Uchiha's house. What do you think I would like to do? If I knew it would be like this, I would have chosen the character setting Good story here again... Do I still use the wimpy air of that stinky boy who is being supported by Sasuke here!"

"Wait a minute, let's not discuss this tangled issue." Meiqin saw that I was suspected of complaining, and interrupted me without saying anything, and said softly while washing the dishes: "You also know Itachi is busy, but The requirements of the school festival this time are too harsh, and Sasuke must participate in the performance, we can't bear to see him embarrassed, so..."

"So that puts me in the line of fire first, right?"

I sighed and continued battling my cucumbers.

Mikoto knocked on the table with her hand, smiling helplessly.

"Well, who told you that you are also his older brother, and it's normal to perform with him..."

While I was biting the cucumber, I was holding the remote control and switching channels one by one.Then suddenly the TV disappeared, and I put the remote control aside in embarrassment...

"Mom, are you dissatisfied with the education method of Konoha Ninja School?"

Mikoto looked at me confused.

"what?"

I raised my eyebrows, "You know, Sasuke is not an idiot, he is more than mentally retarded, if I accidentally say something wrong, we will inevitably have a big fight. You know, if the two of us fight That power is close to the stage of biochemical weapons. Don't you remember that Konoha Ninja School has just been rebuilt with Madara's salary? Do you want to take this opportunity to take revenge on Konoha Ninja School so that they will be less Charge some tuition?"

"Xiaoyou, what are you talking about..."

This time it was Mikoto's turn to be embarrassed.

"If you don't want them to charge less tuition, then you must be blaming Sasuke and their bastard tutor. Don't worry, I already found a woman to go to their house to make trouble last night. His wife is a tigress. I believe it will last a week. He won't be able to show his face for a while...ah, I forgot to tell that woman to keep it a secret..."

After listening to my words, Meiqin picked up the small handkerchief that popped out of nowhere and lay down on the ground and started to cry, the tragedy was comparable to killing a pig.Crying and howling: "If the instructor finds out about this, how can our little Zuo go to school..."

It is said that as long as Fuyue is not around, Miqin's madness index will increase infinitely, and as long as Fuyue appears, she will become a gentle and virtuous little woman.

As a result, what was originally a harmonious long talk turned into a living farce.

Rubbing my sore ears from the shock, I compromised.

"Stop! Stop!"

"Why?" Miqin wiped away the non-existent tears in the corners of her eyes with a small handkerchief, her expression sad and speechless.

"Stop howling, I can perform with Sasuke." I said while rubbing my temples.

"But the premise is that you and Dad are going too. If there is a fight, you can start a fight or something. Otherwise, the reputation of the Uchiha family will be completely ruined in the hands of us time travelers."

Satisfied, Meiqin straightened out the wrinkled dress calmly, and smiled beautifully and kindly in the past: "Well, Xiaoyou, if you said that earlier, it would be over...Mom, I don't need to use any bitter tricks."

Hearing such words, I couldn't help but pop a small cross sign on my forehead.

"Bitter meat plan?"

"Well, Xiaoyou, there is one more thing I forgot to tell you."

Mikoto tidied up the room with a smile, as if she was just talking casually. "My dad and I have already decided on the program of the interactive show, Xiaoyou, you have to be mentally prepared."

Well, Mikoto... what kind of performance do you have to be mentally prepared for?Please, can you tell me a jj or something first...

I lay weakly on the sofa and watched flocks of little black crows dangling above my head, Laimai.

"For this kind of performance, just be casual, don't put too much pressure on it, Xiaoyou."

Don't stress?So what you said just now was for the dog?

"About the show, this is completely Xiaoyou's specialty. I think back when I cosplayed you as Hatsune, the song "Song of Shaking Onions" was so shocking..."

Mikoto showed me a big, dazzling smile.

Hey, Mikoto, you just let me sing.It made me think I was going to perform something...

"So, mom, what do you want me to sing? [Beep——] The Communist Youth League song or [Wow——] the national anthem of the People's Republic? Or do you like some old singers, such as Deng [beep——] Jun?"

Mikoto wiped the sweat from her forehead with her hand.

"Please, I'm only 26 years old, well, I'm 35 now, but my taste is not so vulgar, okay? Can't you say something popular, Huaishen?"

"You and dad can figure it out. Anyway, I'm not very good at singing. You can call me when you decide." Close your eyes and enjoy.Well, it seems that the wording here is not appropriate.

"This is what you said...don't go back on your word..."

Meiqin smiled triumphantly, and then disappeared into a puff of white smoke.

I felt a chill behind my back, and couldn't help but mutter to myself: Sasuke, Sasuke, you must not cooperate... I have a strong premonition that if we cooperate, I will die a miserable death.

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"Ah-choo!" Sasuke, who was practicing throwing the shuriken at school, covered his mouth, so that the hand that threw the shuriken trembled, and for the first time in his life, the young Sasuke of the Uchiha family was in school. When I was doing a shuriken demonstration, I missed the target gorgeously.

All the people present witnessed this scene, and they laughed mockingly in unison, and felt very comfortable in their hearts thinking that the young Sasuke of the Uchiha family also had unavoidable mistakes.

So, this became the biggest stain in Sasuke's life.

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When I was quiet for less than an hour, there was a burst of inexplicable noise in the backyard, and I picked up Kunai and went straight to the backyard.

MD, is there really such a thing as burglary these days?Dare to come in in broad daylight, and the target you want to grab is the Uchiha's house, you are not small.I'd like to see who is so awesome and wears red pants to pretend to be Ultraman.

When I got to the backyard carefully, I regretted it, and even had the urge to run away.How can there be Ultraman, this is clearly a little monster!

Mikoto was seen walking into the house carrying two large paper bags, which seemed to contain some clothes and the like.And Fuyue supervised some hired workers who did not know where to find, and carried some unknown speakers and a series of electronic products... Wait, I just agreed to perform, what are you doing with these?I said Fuyue, where did you get all this, and what do you want to do?I vaguely felt an ominous premonition approaching me.

Meiqin saw me and hurriedly waved to me. "Xiaoyou, come and help mom get it."

"Okay." I ran to take the thing in her hand, and it was really heavy to pick up. "Mom, what are these for?"

"Secrets—don't let them out." Meiqin deliberately kept it secret, and I seemed to see the little shining star in the corner of her eye that symbolized the evil boss.

I hold my forehead, but at the moment I feel that it will be more secure to hold the wall.

Miqin looked at me expectantly with the signature smile of a good wife and loving mother. "By the way, the song chosen by Dad is very good. You-kun, please get ready to sing."

"All right……"

I sighed, and suddenly realized that the clothes in the bag were not so normal... "Mom, I'm your own son..."

"Of course I know." Meiqin smiled wickedly.

I looked up to the sky and screamed: "Sasuke Uchiha, I will remember you forever!!!!"