Yuu Uchiha is not Itachi

I didn't expect that brat Sasuke to be hugged with a smile even when I pinched his face into a Goubuli [-]-fold bun, with tears in his eyes from the pain.Think about it, if I don't wear makeup, that brat Sasuke will definitely cry and make a fuss; I put on makeup to become Itachi, no matter how much I torture him, he still sticks to it. MD, isn't this the differential treatment of Hongguoguo?It's even worse than Teng X Penguin's celebrity member treatment, what kind of world is this!

In view of Sasuke's performance above, I fell in love with the matter of cross-dressing as Itachi more and more.So much so that on a sunny afternoon after a long time, Sasuke and I recalled the past when we were children, and Sasuke suddenly realized: "I said, why does my brother always treat me very gently when he goes out after pinching my face? , So it was you who did it." I looked at him triumphantly: "Who made you so indebted at the time, although you are also indebted now... Sigh, Sasuke, don't pinch my face... Don't take revenge later! I'm your brother... Don't pinch your face, it hurts..." Of course, this is something for later, we still don't mention it for the time being.

As a matter of course, Sasuke became more and more cute when he came out, like a radish that was just washed from the ground and still stained with water (...).The words are sticky and sweet, like three-color balls, which makes people feel very comfortable.

It is said that Sasuke first opened his mouth and called neither "Dad" nor "Mom", but grabbed the corner of Itachi's clothes with his small hands, and called out sweetly "Brother~~~~" It happened that I was carrying a plate to deliver When I went to the kitchen, I heard the phrase "Brother" with clear symbols, and the plate in my hand was smashed to pieces...

Damn it!That's my brother! ! ...Although he is also his brother in a sense... So, the little seed of dissatisfaction with Sasuke was deeply planted in my heart and a small sprout sprouted...

At the same time, as Sasuke grew up, his attitude towards me changed a little. He didn't cry when he saw me like before, and he would come over and say a few words to me, but his attitude was very cold.On the contrary, as soon as it sees Itachi, it will stick to it like a brown candy and haunt him all day long.I have been wondering, is this the so-called AB plot effect?

On this day, Meiqin looked at me with a sad face standing at the entrance with a small vegetable basket in her hand.

"Hey, mom, do you want me to take care of Sasuke?"

"Ah, mom is going to go shopping now, and Itachi is practicing shuriken at Shimizu's house—so I'm counting on you, Satoshi." Mikoto patted my head gently. "Don't worry, Xiao Zuo is taking a nap, maybe he will wake up in half past one."

"……OK then."

I watched Mikoto leave with extreme reluctance, and almost howled twice, "I'll see you off, thousands of miles away, you are silent and black and white." But at this moment, Sasuke's sweet childish voice sounded behind me.

"Second brother, what are you looking at?"

Hearing this sentence, I was stunned on the spot.Damn, didn't Miqin say that he would wake up soon?Don't play such a deceptive game!

"Second brother?"

Sasuke gently tugged at the corner of my clothes, his big eyes were full of doubts.

"...Nothing, would you like some water?"

I took him to the living room and sat down, smiling and asking him.

"No. Where's brother?" Sasuke looked around, and the oversized clothes slipped off his shoulders, revealing a large piece of Sai Xue's skin. "I want to find my brother."

"He's gone to Brother Zhishui's house, and he probably won't be back until evening."

Helping him tidy up his clothes, I handed him a glass of water against his wishes.Unexpectedly, he took it decisively and drank it in small sips——I'm depressed, Sasuke, don't you want to drink...

"Then, what about mom?"

"Mom went out to buy food, but she's not here."

As soon as he finished speaking, an expression of grievance immediately appeared on his face, and tears glistened in his big eyes.According to him, anyone can accompany him as long as he is apart from me.

So I kindly reminded him: "By the way, Dad will come back around the same time as my brother, so you and I are the only ones at home this afternoon."

Sure enough, Sasuke burst into tears as soon as he heard these words, and his pitiful expression was not at all commensurate with his crying performance——

"Woooooo...I want to find my brother..."

"……He's not in now."

"I don't care, I don't care... Woo... I want to find my brother, I want my brother! Woo..."

"...Sasuke, I'm your brother too..."

"I don't want my second brother! Oh... I don't want my second brother... I just want my brother... I don't want my second brother..."

"...=_=#!!"

I am angry!What is his attitude!No matter how you say it, he should call me Big Brother and Itachi Big Brother, bastard! (What are you struggling with...) Although I am the second child of the Uchiha family, there is no need to keep reminding me of this fact!I didn't recruit him or provoke him, he cried so badly, it made me feel like I killed his whole family and fucked him... This young master is more wronged than that Dou E... Although this young master Not a person who likes to lose his temper, but this young master is not human when he loses his temper——

"Yu, Zhi, Bo, Zuo, Zhu! Give me a little bit of moderation!"

The crying stopped suddenly, obviously he didn't expect that I would yell at him, but after a while, when his little head restarted from the dead state, he cried even more...

"Second brother is a villain, second brother is really annoying! Woooo... I want to find my brother, tell him that second brother is a big villain, and let him never talk to you again! Woo...you are a bad person, second brother is the worst! !"

These words are undoubtedly adding fuel to the flames, this little ancestor, this young master, can't serve you and can't restrain you anymore!

Regardless of Sanqi 21, I pinched Sasuke's soft little face and ravaged it. I didn't forget to complain while pinching:

"Uchiha Sasuke! I tell you, please stop for a while! You think I am willing to take care of you, bastard! If not for the fact that everyone in the family has gone out, I would not care to look at your unpopular face Well... this young master has tolerated you for a long time! You are a stinky brat, big or small, your parents spoil you, but this young master doesn't spoil you! Also—don't call me second brother all the time, you Get rid of the word 'two' for me!"

At this time, Sasuke was completely irritated by me, and immediately revealed his ferocious nature, waving his little hands and pinching my face.Regardless of his young age, his hand strength is not weak. I frowned, gritted my teeth and endured it, the pain made my eyes red.I didn't let go, and he didn't let go either; he tried hard, and I also tried hard, and we were in such a stalemate, neither of us would admit defeat.This fully embodies the strong endurance (…), perseverance (…) and spirit of never admitting defeat (…) of the children of the Uchiha family.At the end of the stalemate, we simply punched and kicked, rolling on the ground and fighting together, and we heard slurring curse words during the period...

So the first battle in life that our young Sasuke experienced was fighting with his second brother...

"Xiaoyou, Sasuke! What are you two doing?!"

Itachi's exclamation woke up Sasuke and I who were in the grip of fighting, even so, the two of us still had no intention of separating.

Sasuke: "Grasshopper! Grasshopper is a hanging duck, please don't ask for a tower later!"

[Brother, second brother is a bad guy, don't talk to him from now on! 】

Me: "Gah! Don't hang up on the Suoshu Tower, don't be blind, baby Ya Huahua brushes the Liuta!"

【Brother, Sasuke is not big or small, I want to fix him properly! 】

Hearing such unclear words, we Brother Itachi couldn't laugh or cry, so we hurried over to fight.Unexpectedly, neither of my two younger brothers would let go first, and in the end it became a mess of three people.But at this time Fugaku and Mikoto both returned home, this scene was not just a simple fight in the eyes of them who had a lot of "experience" and "experience" in life——

Yuu's face was flushed and his clothes were messy lying on the ground. There was a bright water stain beside his slightly opened mouth (...). Sasuke sat on him breathing heavily, pulling down his clothes with one hand, and thinking about it with the other. To touch his flushed cheeks (...).However, Itachi put one hand on Yuu's shoulder, and the other on Sasuke's chest to prevent him from pressing down on Yuu... The whole picture is like big and small fans competing for two fans...

Seeing this scene, Mikoto wobbled a few times, leaning on Fuyue's body: "Husband... am I suffering from heat stroke?"

"Of course, I'll take you to have a rest." Fuyue covered Mikoto's eyes very intimately, and then gave the three of us a serious look. "Itachi, you take care of the rest."

Itachi nodded to show that he understood, and after his parents left, it took a lot of effort to push his little brothers to sit on the sofa separately.Wiping the sweat from his forehead, Itachi took out the wound medicine at home and carefully applied the medicine to the two of them. "You two are brothers, how can you still fight?"

"Tch, who wants to be a brother with that stinky brat."

I looked at Sasuke sitting next to me with a bruised face in contempt.

Of course, I'm not much better, the slightest touch on the face will make me grin my teeth in pain, and bruises and purple are also inevitable.

"I don't want this bad guy to be my second brother!"

Sasuke waited for me puffed up like a little frog.

"Smelly brat, who are you talking about as a bad guy?!! Didn't this young master tell you not to call me second brother? You want to fight knowingly, don't you?!"

"Hit me, I'm not afraid of you! Idiot brother!"

"If you have the guts, tell me again! Smelly brat!"

"I can say it a hundred times again! Idiot second brother, second brother idiot!!"

Looking at the two younger brothers who were gearing up to fight each other, the lines under the corners of Brother Weasel's eyes deepened.At this moment, he deeply realized the fact that it is difficult to be a big brother, and it is even more difficult to be a good brother. It is even more difficult to be a good brother who has two younger brothers and these two younger brothers still dislike each other and need to be adjusted.Seeing that the Second World War was about to break out.Our wise and courageous Brother Itachi decisively used his trump card——

One, two, three, I poke...

"It hurts~~~~"

Sasuke and I covered our foreheads at the same time, blinking our big eyes and looking at him with aggrieved eyes.

Itachi rubbed his aching temple, and after a long time, he said quietly:

"You are brothers, brothers should live in peace..."