After graduation, I went home to keep bees

Jiang Ji Wu's family looked at the house, but Jiang Xia, a single dog, has bad living habits. He can make money online, and he often rushes to the market to buy some daily necessities, but every time he buys it, he just throws it away. It's been a long time , I don’t even know what else is at home.

Hearing that Jiang Xiaoman asked him for rice and noodles for cooking, Jiang Xia got up and took him to an empty house in the west, "I don't know where to put it, you can look for it yourself, if you can't find it, cook a pot of potatoes .”

Looking at the house that looked like a garbage dump, Jiang Xiaoman almost fainted. How did this person survive until now?

Time was running out, Jiang Xiaoman didn't bother to complain about him, so he quickly called his cousin Shantang over, the three of them rummaged wildly, and finally found half a bag of flour next to a pile of sprouted sweet potatoes, and Shanrong also found two bags Vermicelli, but the vermicelli is already infested with worms...

"No, Brother Xia, you buy so many things and don't eat them for nothing, and you still eat yams every day?" Jiang Xiaoman couldn't believe that there are such food-wasting people in Langshan?

Why hasn't this person been struck by lightning yet?

"Oh! I didn't expect it when I bought it. It's so troublesome to make, but it's more convenient to cook potatoes." Jiang Xia waved his hand nonchalantly, and took out a bag of sealed rice that hadn't been opened from a pile of garbage, "Hey! I found rice! I remembered, this is what I paid for the phone call last time~"

"Give it to me!" Jiang Xiaoman resignedly brought the surviving bag of rice, opened the bag, thought for a while, and only scooped out three bowls, and then took out half a pot of germinated sweet potatoes, peeled and cut into pieces, Going to cook a pot of sweet potato rice.

This time he changed the method, cut the sweet potato in half, and put one side close to the firewood pot. The sweet potato stewed in this way is half browned, and it tastes like a roasted sweet potato, which is very delicious.

The germinated sweet potatoes looked a bit shriveled, but in fact they tasted sweeter than the ones just dug up. Jiang Xiaoman didn't want to throw away the sweet potato leaves that had already sprouted. He washed them and put them aside, waiting to make a side dish later.

The pheasant had already been processed, and Shantang helped cut the pheasant into pieces. Jiang Xiaoman couldn't find any ginger, so he could only peel some sprouted garlic, and went to the door to pick a handful of fresh prickly ash leaves. Stir-fried pheasant mushrooms are made. Although there is no old ginger to remove the fishy smell, the effect of pepper leaves is also good.

Smelling the smell, Jiang Xia's saliva almost came out.

"Can I eat it?" Jiang Xia stared at the pheasant fried mushrooms and swallowed.

"Wait a minute, I'll cook two dishes."

As he said, Jiang Xiaoman poured the chopped pork belly into the oil pan and stir-fried, added sliced ​​garlic and stir-fried until the lard came out, then poured in a large handful of chopped dried chilies, and the pungent and pungent aroma was immediately extinguished. When they came out, stir-fry the peppers and then pour in the sliced ​​yams. There were so many of them. Jiang Xiaoman cut half a pot of yam chips, poured them down and stir-fried vigorously. While cooking, he still complained that Jiang Xia’s life was too rough. Neither rice vinegar nor light soy sauce could be found.

"Hey, I forgot to buy it. Next time you come over, call ahead. I'll go down the mountain to buy anything I need."

"You still want me to come to your house to help you cook next time? Good idea! There will be no next time!" Jiang Xiaoman gave him a glare.

If he had known that Jiang Xia's family was in such a situation, he would have thought of a hundred excuses to persuade his father, okay?Survival of the fittest is the law of nature. A lazy cancer gene like Jiang Xia should have been eliminated by the long river of history...

The potato fried pork slices are ready, Jiang Xiaoman took out a large stainless steel basin, cleaned the firewood pot, and finally made a vegetable and egg soup - the eggs were a gift from them, and the vegetables were when he went out to wash the vegetables just now. , I found it next to the pool, maybe some rapeseeds were left there when some family planted vegetables, and they grew by themselves, the leaves are quite fat, just use it to make soup.

With just two dishes and one soup, the five big men just finished making a big pot of sweet potato and rice, not even letting go of the crispy rice.

"Hi~ Xiaoman! It's a pity that you don't open a restaurant with your skills!" Cousin Shantang sighed, rubbing his stuffed stomach.

"Then our family will build a house in the future. Cousin, why don't you introduce some guests over here? You bring them here, and I'll provide you with food and lodging!" Jiang Xiaoman dug a hole for him with a smile.

Unexpectedly, Shantang was not fooled.

"I'm afraid you can't do it here. The mountain is too high. You have also attended university in the city. With the physical strength of the people in the city, who would want to climb such a high mountain to play?"

Jiang Xiaoman: "..." Heartbroken!

Is it really only possible to sell pancakes at a stall in Chestnut Valley?

After eating and drinking enough, Jiang Youliang explained the purpose of their visit to Jiang Xia, and Shan Rong also added that there were a lot of experts and professors from their province, and there were also many cultural people. Everyone is more interested in the traditional sacrificial culture of the mountain people, but the ritual culture of the mountain family has been discontinued more than ten years ago, so——

"The ancestors of our Jiang, Lang, and Shan families are all mountain people in this area. I thought, since the ancestors are all one family, the culture of witch worship should be similar."

"We want to borrow some ancient books from you and see if we can hire an expert from the province to help us dig. If this is done, it will actually be good for the folks in Langshan. After all, we can go back to the source. , can also drive the development of your future tourism industry~”

"Forget it! Your son also said that we don't even have a road here, so we can develop a woolen tourism industry? Survival in the wild is not bad!" Jiang Xia couldn't help but rolled his eyes, and the corners of his eyes slanted to Jiang Xiaoman who was sitting on the side, Thinking that this old man is the old uncle he just recognized, he reluctantly curled his lips——

"There are no ancient books! The old man has accumulated a lot of letters. If you want, you can just copy them, or take some photos. There is only one original copy, and we will not lend it out!"

Letters are fine!Shan Rong hurriedly thanked him, and asked his son to follow him to get things and take pictures, making sure to take a clear picture of every page.

Jiang Xia stood up and went to the small room behind to get letters for them.

"Brother Xia, can I go and have a look? I heard that my name was also given by the old witch priest. I haven't seen how the older generation does divination." Jiang Xiaoman was quite interested in these things. .

"Come on!" Jiang Xia shook the key impatiently.

The houses here are all stone houses, rarely two-storey, so each household is a miniature complex of several single-storey stone houses put together. This is the case in Jiang Xia’s house. There are three rooms at the back, the two main rooms are the bedrooms, and the other one is the place where the relics of the witch worship of the past dynasties are stored...

When he opened the door, a musty smell came in his face. Jiang Xiaoman sneezed and tried to open his eyes wide. Jiang Xia turned on the energy-saving lamp in the room. It is full of all kinds of stones, old books, tortoise shells, etc. Even the edges of the shelves are made of wood as nails, and some things like herbal medicine are hung. A long table is also full, old-fashioned inkstones, pen holders , brushes, and bamboo paper, all of which are already covered with dust, obviously no one has used them for a long time.

"Now I use my mobile phone for memos, not to mention writing brushes, even ballpoint pens are almost useless." Jiang Xia complained, and didn't bother to clean the table. She walked to the shelf next to her and took down a few books with hemp rope Bound booklet.

"Let's go, go to the front to take pictures, this side is dusty, I'm too lazy to wipe it off."

Jiang Xiaoman and Shantang looked at each other, and the cousins ​​seemed to be able to see the black line hanging from each other's foreheads.

How lazy is this?There are only a few rooms in the house, and this one is still where his father's belongings are kept, not to mention regular cleaning and incense burning... Wait!Why didn't you see the spiritual seat of the old witch priest?Jiang Xia, this kid, won't really break the feudal superstition, even remove the spiritual seat of the old man, right?

Jiang Xiaoman was half-suffocated, but he also knew that in modern society, few people follow the practice of setting up spiritual tablets for ancestors who have passed away. Most of them in the city are cremated and buried in the cemetery, and they send a bouquet of flowers during festivals. Done.

I heard that some children are inconvenient to come back from other places, and they even ask the runners to help them worship on their behalf. I don’t know whose ancestors are lying below.

Anyway, Jiang Xiaoman has already made a plan. If his father Jiang Youliang also goes there one day, he will definitely bring the ashes back and bury them in the Jiang family's ancestral grave. Order wine and meat or something.

Humans are like this, when things have nothing to do with them, they always clamor that atheism is the right way.But once the person who is about to say goodbye to life and death becomes the most important person to him, then, on the contrary, he hopes that there will be reincarnation in this world.

A group of people returned to the front yard, Jiang Xia threw those old books to Shantang to take a picture, but he made a pot of tea, squatted leisurely on the threshold and swiped his phone.

There is no broadband access in this village, Jiang Xia should have bought a wireless network card online, Jiang Xiaoman was bored, sneaked over to take a look, only to find that he was actually making data for Jiang Yuan, he was speechless for a while: "Brother Xia, Isn’t Jiang Yuan already a three-gold actor? This kind of acting school also needs fans to make data?”

Jiang Xiaoman is obsessed with making money. If this is an ordinary popular star, he might not recognize him, but who is Jiang Yuan?Has it been popular for more than 20 years?When he entered the industry, Jiang Xiaoman was probably just born, and his debut was a high starting point. He acted in a literary film directed by a certain director. He won the best newcomer award for his first role in his debut, and went straight to the best actor for the second film... ...Debuted for more than 20 years, the word "Jiang Yuan" is the guarantee of box office!I heard that countless capital bosses are waiting in line to vote for Jiang Yuan's film.

Jiang Yuan, True Wealth Code!

The most enviable thing is that if you ask who is Jiang Yuan's fan on the Internet, not many people will answer you, but every time their movie is released, even passers-by can't help but want to buy one. Zhang has a look.How can this embarrass those fake blockbusters who spend money to buy box office?

If Jiang Xiaoman didn’t say anything, Jiang Xia immediately put down his phone as soon as he asked this question, and told Jiang Xiaoman about the importance of doing data science with a sad face——

"Can you believe it? Just the year before last, someone actually posted a post on the Internet, asking what kind of background Jiang Yuan had. He was obviously not popular at all, and every time the movie box office took the lead at the box office, do you listen to this? Jiang Yuan Yuan is not red?!"

"Bah! When our brother Jiang Yuan won the best newcomer award, the little bastard who asked the question was probably a tadpole!"

"Background?" Jiang Xia sneered, "Brother Jiang Yuan's biggest background is our more than 5000 million gingerbread!"

Gingerbread is the nickname of actor Jiang Yuan’s fans. It is said that at this year’s birthday party, fans even supported a real-life gingerbread house. I have to say that the actor has a lot of fans!

"Well, brother, I don't mean anything else, that is, I heard that there are many fans of Xiao Xianrou now, and there are more than 5000 million fans in your film king, it seems that there is no advantage. "Jiang Xiaoman hoped that he would calm down a bit.

"I'm so pissed off! Do you want me to say those words that hurt my comrades?" Jiang Xia blushed and stood up, "Our Jiang Yuan has been popular for more than 20 years! The three-gold actor! Do you know how many people there are in the whole country? Did you grow up watching his plays?"

"Okay, okay, brother, I understand. It must be that many of the fans of the actor are very old, so they don't usually go online. Well, the old people go to bed early and stay up late to do data. They are definitely not as good as young people. People, I understand!" Jiang Xiaoman begged for mercy repeatedly.

After all, when he was in college, in order to make money, he also pretended to be a fan and went to the airport to pick up the plane a few times. He could earn 200 yuan by standing for two hours and shouting a few times while holding a support sign. If this quota is open, Jiang Xiaoman Being able to pick up the plane and receive star support will go bankrupt.

However, when it comes to things like star chasing, young people are more energetic after all. Jiang Yingdi's fans, it is estimated that many people are middle-aged, there are old and young, and there is no time to be like young people. You have to make statistics for idols even when you sleep.

"Hmph! There is nothing in this world that money can't solve. If there is, it must be because money is not enough." Having said that, Jiang Xia shook her new phone triumphantly, "See? My new mobile phone, as well as the wireless network card, were all bought by local rich fans, and they are specially used to make data for the data group!"

"Dare to bully our fans, the average age is 40, no time to make data? They don't have time, but they have money~"

"Let me tell you, we have already divided the labor. In the future, those who have money will contribute money, and those who are powerful will contribute. By the end of this year at the latest, we must make the data top-notch and unmatched!"

"Not only do we have new mobile phones and wireless network cards, but our data team has also formulated a performance appraisal method. We issue bonuses based on performance every month. I got more than 5000 in moonlight bonuses last year."

Jiang Xiaoman was dumbfounded.

I only heard that star chasing spends money, but this is the first time he saw that star chasing can still make money, amazing our little witch!

The author has something to say:

This chapter is purely fictitious, please don't take it for granted haha.

Regarding the grouping of articles, yesterday I saw some readers asking why this book was in the Pure Love group. I don’t know the details. It may be the website’s regulations. It may be that our non-cp writing is too unpopular, and there are few people who read it. The website thinks there is no need to separate it into a large category. It’s not that I made a mistake, I swear!I carefully filled in the type of work before writing.Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated nutrient solution during 2021-11-2012:31:48~2021-11-2111:35:14~

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