After graduation, I went home to keep bees

When director Chen Shu said that the finished film must be more exciting than the shooting process, Jiang Xiaoman felt that he was painting a big cake for himself.

However, when he actually saw the finished film, Jiang Xiaoman realized that he is indeed a professional in this industry. Just a few empty scenes in the opening scene immediately attracted the audience.

"I Help My Villagers Sell Mountain Products" sounds a lot like the poverty alleviation program of National TV.

In fact, at the beginning of the chapter, there were no wild animals in the lens, and in the few empty shots, what swept across was the vast bamboo sea of ​​Langshan, the wild tea trees hanging with dew in the morning light, and the golden chrysanthemum swaying in the breeze. , and the little bees buzzing in the sun...

Immediately afterwards, various sounds gradually appeared in the camera, the shouts of fishing on the river, the tea-picking song of picking tea in the mountains, there was a thud, something went into the pot, and a burst of mist rose. The first one to appear was actually It's Jiang Xiaoman!

Kang Xinyue sat up all of a sudden.

In a panic, the phone hit my knee and it hurt!

She felt an inexplicable chill.

This person...why does he look so much like her boyfriend?

No, she may only be five points similar to her boyfriend, but she and her boyfriend's mother are almost carved out of the same mold!

"It can't be Aunt Yan's illegitimate child, can it? It's terrible!"

Kang Xinyue's scalp was numb, and she felt that she was not far away from being silenced.

The boyfriend Kang Xinyue is dating now is several years younger than her, and he is the prince of Jin Yan, a well-known domestic clothing brand.

Speaking of Jinyan, it can be said that everyone in the country knows that this enterprise has a history of several decades, and is currently striving to advance to a "century-old enterprise".

The head of Jin Yan's generation is Mr. Jin's eldest son, but I heard that this father-in-law was very carefree when he was young. He had three wives before and after, and he has countless confidante outside with ten fingers.

Jin Yan's mother, Yan Susu, was very lucky. Fortunately, she appeared at the age when Mr. Jin was already "stretched".

I heard that Yan Susu was the nanny of the Jin family from the beginning, and later President Jin and his third wife filed a divorce lawsuit, and got seriously ill from anger. While recuperating in the Jin family's other hospital, she gradually fell in love with the gentle and obedient Yan Susu.

At that time, Mr. Jin had long passed the age of pursuing excitement, and wanted to find an honest and obedient woman to accompany him through the second half of his life.

It can only be said that Yan Susu may not be the one with the best family background and the prettiest among Mr. Jin's previous wives, but she is definitely the one with the luckiest luck.

Yan Susu's stomach is also very upbeat, less than a year after entering the house, she became pregnant with President Jin's child, who is Kang Xinyue's current boyfriend Jin Chengjie.

I don't know if he inherited Mr. Jin's fickleness. Jin Chengjie is only a junior in junior year, and he is already a veteran in love. He has played with more women than his father, but he has only one girlfriend who officially admits his first love.

It took a lot of effort for Kang Xinyue to pester Jin Chengjie to admit their relationship in public.

However, she has not yet dared to formally visit the Jin family to meet her future in-laws.

Needless to say, Boss Jin is an out-and-out old fox, who can play tricks under his nose?

There is also Jin Chengjie's biological mother Yan Susu.Kang Xinyue didn't think that a really honest and dull little rural nanny could really keep such a big business man like Mr. Jin in his hands.

In her opinion, Yan Susu might be some kind of top-notch virgin green tea.

But now, seeing the face on TV that was almost [-]% similar to Yan Susu, Kang Xinyue's palms were sweating. Colliding together, they all converged into one thought——

She is also going to participate in this celebrity delivery show!

If the boy on TV is really the illegitimate son of the future mother-in-law outside, holding such a big handle, will she dare not listen to her in the future?

Boss Jin is getting old, I heard that Yan Susu's orders are taken care of in the big and small matters in the family now.

If Kang Xinyue could get the support of her prospective mother-in-law, would she still worry about not being able to marry into a wealthy family?

Thinking of this, she didn't even want to shoot a new movie, so she quickly turned on her phone and asked her agent to contact J Provincial TV Station for help.

As long as she can get her into this show, she doesn't need a penny of announcement fee!

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Unlike Kang Xinyue, who had a dark heart, at this moment, the vast number of netizens and viewers who clicked on this program could not help but be completely fascinated by the scenery and folk customs of Langshan.

Chen Shu really deserves to be the ace variety show director of Provincial TV Station. Jiang Xiaoman, a layman, looked at the messy materials, but he edited and arranged them in such a way that the final film was funny and warm, and he even arranged a few tears from time to time. After watching the program for more than an hour, I couldn't even bear to cut out the commercials.

Unlike other rural slow life variety shows, Chen Shu used a leisurely and romantic scene to lure the audience in first. Unexpectedly, in the first episode, there were no guests to greet each other. Jiang Xiaoman, the "farmer helper mentor", was waving The rice spoon, mercilessly expressing——

From now on, the guests will have to earn work points for three meals a day!

How do you get work points?

You can earn work points for the paired farmers, or you can work in cooperatives.

What?Didn't you agree that you can live broadcast and bring goods?

I'm sorry, the cooperative has a fixed anchor, and if you want to be an anchor, you need to compete for posts.

There was no food on the first day, and it must be too late to compete for jobs to make money. Therefore, the guests put on loose and light clothes one after another. Actress Dai Yonghui weeded the tea hills of the tea farmers' homes and went to the tea gardens to pick up eggs.

Xiao Xianrou Song Yi drove the old scalper to help the farmers herd the cattle, and by the way, he also cut back the grass that the old cattle would eat at night.

Tian Sijia's family is a big pig farmer in the village, but Tian Sijia's delicate and glamorous face couldn't help but twist when she got close to the smelly pig house.

In the end, the owner couldn't bear it, so she asked her to help cut pig grass and cook pig food, and finally earned the work points.

The female idol, Man Yue, is a farmer who tasted the sweetness of beekeeping with Jiang Xiaoman last year. This year, she made more than 200 beehive buckets at one go. With her two sisters-in-law, Man Yue took out the mature beehives and piled them together. The best man would go down the mountain and sell to the cooperative. She was so tired that she even used up her make-up.

All the guests were exhausted, only Wei Sheng, who was assigned the task of taking care of the children...

What the hell?

Wei Sheng's fans felt that the show crew was doing something wrong, and wanted to put black material on their brother's head.

The black fans also quickly gathered in the bullet screen area. Other guests were helping the farmers, but Wei Sheng was actually taking care of the children?Must be lazy, right?

Not really!

The pair with Wei Sheng is Lang Youjun's family from Langshan Village.

Lang Youjun and his wife gave birth to three daughters and a son, and now his wife still has one in her belly, but it is true that his family favors boys over girls.

Lang Youjun has no culture, but simply thinks that the more children in rural areas, the better. As long as they can raise them, they will be the labor force of the family in the future.

Moreover, he didn't use anyone's persuasion. He has been insisting on sending his two daughters to school. The third and fourth children are not yet old enough, and they will definitely be sent to school when they are old.

Anyway, in the current stage of compulsory education, the tuition fees are covered by the state, and the primary school in the town has to pay for food and books, and their Langshan Village Primary School even waived these two fees.

Isn't this the state raising children for them?

Now it is said in the TV news that encouraging childbearing and actively having children is to contribute to the country.Lang Youjun and his wife gave birth to a child with confidence!

However, last year, I heard that some people in the village planned to buy a house in the county, so that their children could go to the county to study in the future. Lang Youjun and his wife discussed it and felt that the child was almost born, and they would not be born when the wife was born. Yes, the couple also want to send their child to the county town to study, so that a college student can come out.

This couple also worked hard, and it didn't delay their childbirth. They raised more than 100 barrels of bumblebees, planted more than ten acres of golden chrysanthemum, and also contracted the abandoned tea garden of another family.

Disliked that Wei Sheng, a big star, worked too slowly, Lang Youjun simply asked him to help take care of the children at home, and he and his wife went up to the mountain to pick tea leaves with a basket on their backs.

On the ground in front of Lang Youjun's house, the third child hugged Wei Sheng's left leg with a snotty nose and tears in his eyes; the fourth child hugged Wei Sheng's right leg with a dazed expression.

Wei Sheng: "..."

I really owed you in my previous life!

From Lang Youjun's house, he found his wife's child's braces, holding the fourth child in the front and carrying the third child in the back, Wei Sheng ran to Jiang Xiaoman's courier station with a bitter face, bought a lot of snacks for the two dolls, Finally, these two little things were appeased.

Then he heard the bad news from the loudspeaker——

"Wei Sheng, if you spend 22 yuan on snacks today, 22 work points will be deducted!"

Wei Sheng was struck by lightning.

If he remembers correctly, helping Lang Youjun raise the baby for a day, the reward is only [-] work points!

In other words, there are only eight work points left for his food expenses today!

Seeing the two little things eating snacks with great relish, Wei Sheng's stomach also growled.

Black fans: "..."

"Hahahaha~ Wei Sheng, you are so stupid! Don't you know that you need money to buy things?"

"Pfft~ I think with his IQ, he probably hasn't realized that he didn't bring any money."

"What should I do? You won't really be hungry, will you?"

Wei Sheng's fans slapped the table and laughed wildly, and unscrupulously took screenshots and reposted Wei Sheng's bewildered expression pack.

While the whole network was waiting to see Wei Sheng's jokes, this guy actually saved himself very quickly!

Who said you can't develop a side job with a baby?

Seeing that brother Xiaoman was so busy that his feet didn't touch the ground, Wei Sheng waved his hand: "Brother Xiaoman, go and do your work, and I'll look after the store for you. You don't need to pay me, just take care of my two meals."

Fuck!Can you still do this?

The fans and black fans in front of the screen were collectively speechless.

Jiang Xiaoman really accepted Wei Sheng as a "part-time clerk".

Not to mention, Wei Sheng, a big star, went to the one behind the cash register, and Brother Xiaoman's canteen business was much better than usual.

Everyone in the village has money in their hands now. I heard that the tall and good-looking star was sitting at Xiaoman’s canteen (Wei Sheng:???), picked up his mobile phone and ran to buy things, by the way. Look at the big stars you can only see on TV.

Anyway, the oil, salt, soy sauce and vinegar in the canteen are usually bought~ But the big stars don't come to their village every day.

At the end of the day, Wei Sheng almost sold out all of Xiaoman's inventory.

Jiang Xiaoman didn't expect Brother Wei to accidentally light up his sales skills. Can he let Wei Sheng go?

After discussing with Lang Youjun, Jiang Xiaoman immediately decided to hire Wei Sheng as a part-time shop assistant. During the filming of the program, if conditions permit, he can come to his small shop to work part-time to make money.

The other guests didn't expect that after a day of exhausting work, they ended up earning more than Wei Sheng, who hadn't raised a baby at home!

Bringing a baby is indeed a loss, because it costs a "huge sum" of money to buy snacks.

But Brother Xiao Man is a kind boss. He took stock of the sales for the day at night and gave Wei Sheng a sales commission. In addition to taking care of the meals, he also gave him a commission of more than 100 yuan!

"Pfft ha ha ha ha ~ so the final winner is Brother Xiao Man?"

"The guests were originally here to sell mountain goods to the villagers, but the mountain goods have not been sold yet, so I will help Brother Xiaoman clear the inventory first hahaha~"

"Sisters, it's better to believe in the power of metaphysics! Go back and find out the name of this paired fellow that Wei Sheng drew..."

"Fuck, I'm dying of laughter hahaha, this fellow is called Lang Youjun! Isn't it Youjun?"

"Ben Weisheng's fans thank Brother Youjun for sending benefits!"

"So, in this battle of metaphysics, is the final winner Xiao Man or Wei Sheng?"

The last one, because there were so many people participating in the discussion, it was directly on the top of the list.

Even Jiang Xiaoman's video account has gained 10,000+ new fans.

Jiang Xiaoman's fans almost died laughing in the barrage area.

Does this count as an accidental lying win?