After graduation, I went home to keep bees

"What does this have to do with you? Even if there is no Edmund, maybe there will be Edward, Emily, etc. A good thing is like a good partner, and it is sure to attract people's attention~"

Jiang Xiaoman didn't feel that Jiang Xia needed an apology for this matter.

"Victim blaming" doesn't work for him.

He had encountered such a strange thing when he was in high school in the county seat.At that time, there was a school belle in the class next to theirs, she was very beautiful, and she was also very good in person. Who wouldn't miss such a girl, the boys who were just beginning to fall in love in the school?

In the end, there was such a two hundred and five. I gave the school belle a month's worth of milk tea and snacks, and felt that the girl should agree to my pursuit. I didn't expect to ask the girl out for dinner, but the girl refused!

This can be regarded as stabbing the heart of this Puxin man!

I don't know what kind of hysteria this buddy has. He tells people everywhere that the school belle accepts his gift and doesn't date him. He is a shameless fisherman.

What's even more frightening is that this guy secretly took a lot of photos of the school beauty, printed them out, and posted them all over the walls of the house... By the time the parents found the school, this guy had already dropped out of school to see a psychiatrist.

What really left Jiang Xiaoman speechless was that the parents had the nerve to go to the school to scold the girl when the child had a mental illness, saying, "It's all this flamboyant girl who killed my son."

exm?

Girls don't know your son at all, okay?

There is also the so-called "a gift for the school flower for a month", which was finally exposed by the school flower at the same table. In fact, it is two tea eggs, one orange, and a cup of milk tea every day. The average price does not exceed ten yuan, the cheapest The ones seem to be the rose flowers picked from the school flower bed.

The milk tea is not freshly made, but the fragrance of five yuan a cup in the canteen!

It's not that you can't give cheap gifts, if two people are in a relationship, you just pick a few stalks of dogtail grass by the side of the road and weave a bunny paper for your girlfriend, Jiang Xiaoman can praise him for his ingenuity.

The problem is that girls don't even know who you are!

Jiang Xiaoman remembered the beauty of the next class, not because she was beautiful, but because once she pushed herself out of the top ten in her grade.

Every time in their school's final exam, the top ten in the grade will get a bonus. Who knew that he performed abnormally that time and got No. 11 in the exam!The one who was ahead of him and snatched the last place of the scholarship is this school girl!

She studies well, looks good, and her family background looks pretty good, so it's your turn to be a monster to PUA beauties?What a face?

Jiang Xiaoman was able to see through the "victim guilt theory" more than ten years ago, so he naturally wouldn't blame Jiang Xia for Edmund's matter.

It wasn't he who asked Edmund to pursue him, nor did he hold the hand of the thief designer in the Kimchi Kingdom and let him copy their Langshan Tuxiu.

However, since Jiang Xia really wants to make up for it...

Jiang Xiaoman rolled his eyes, and immediately thought of a good way for Jiang Xia to "make amends".

"Old Xia, don't you know many marketing accounts in the entertainment industry? Can you teach me how to quarrel online?"

Jiang Xia: "..."

Why does this sound like a curse?

Who fights on the Internet every day?

However, internal entertainment seems to be such a virtue...cough!

Jiang Xia thought that Jiang Xiaoman was going to ask him for advice on online swearing skills, and was going to insult the pickle country thief designer, but when he heard Jiang Xiaoman's plan, he was speechless.

In fact, Jiang Xiaoman is the real originator of the marketing account, right?

……

Jiang Xiaoman hadn't thought of it at first, but when he saw Jiang Xia and thought about the internal entertainment marketing account he had inadvertently stumbled upon, an inspiration came to him instantly.

The thief in the kimchi country can't speak Chinese, so he can't use his account in the mainland to show off his power?

It doesn't matter~ He can find someone to do things online wearing a vest~

Originally, Jiang Xiaoman's plan was to directly hire someone to write Anli posts and post them on the Internet. Taking advantage of this opportunity, regardless of whether it was red or black, he would first spread the reputation of Langshan Tuxiu.

But seeing Jiang Xia, Jiang Xiaoman suddenly had a new inspiration!

If there is no victim, then he creates a victim~

Find someone online to pretend to be a navy thief hired by a designer, and then forcefully popularize the ancient costumes of the Kimchi Kingdom to "prove" that the designer did not copy the Langshan embroidery with a history of thousands of years, but "to A tribute to the centuries-old kimchi country culture"... Tsk tsk!Presumably it will piss off the netizens in this country, right?

Jiang Xia was dumbfounded.

Although these are leftovers from their entertainment circle, why are these words so weird when they come out of the upright Jiang Xiaoman?

He thought that when a righteous person like Jiang Xiaoman encountered a shameless plagiarist, he should go to a lawyer immediately. Why would he think of spending money to find a navy?

"Eh~Although I said that, it's a little bit to increase the ambition of others and destroy my prestige. But, do you really think that the lawyers we hired in China are more capable than the ace lawyer team of the Hera Group?" Jiang Xiaoman asked tentatively.

Jiang Xia: "..."

What spring and autumn dream are you doing!

Do you know how much the Hera Group spends on litigation in a year?

Thinking about it this way, it's no wonder Jiang Xiaoman swayed his gun, took the lawyer's letter in front of him, and turned to him for advice on how to start a war on the Internet... Does this person have 180 minds?

However, if the lawyers can't count on it, maybe they really can only fight the public opinion war.

While helping to wash the crabs, Jiang Xia pondered in his mind, the marketing accounts are not strict with their mouths, and they have to do things like posting war posts by themselves. Anyway, people in the village don’t usually hang out with forums, so they probably haven’t registered. After the account number, when the time comes, ask the villagers to borrow their mobile phones, and each person registers a few accounts. He can make up at least two hundred accounts in his hand.

With so many vests, it is enough to direct and act on your own, which arouses everyone's anger.

Jiang Xia even thought about how to start a war, but he didn't expect to wait for him to wash the crabs, go back to the house, pick up the fully charged mobile phone, and open the scarf to have a look, good guy!

Where is the need for them to spend money to buy traffic to lead the war?

The Internet has been turned upside down!

It turns out that who knows who can't understand this designer who is a habitual plagiarist in Kimchi Country, and actually found out a "Spring Garden Series" designed by him last year. The pattern on it is a meticulous silk painting by a painter of a certain dynasty in my country!

This guy is still shy to publicize that it is "the iconic pattern of the Spring Garden from the East"?Pooh!Do you want face?

Netizens are going crazy.

If Langshan Tuxiu is not known to many people, then the landscape, flower and bird paintings of this artist have been appreciated by countless Chinese people who like to visit museums.

The most speechless thing is that the visual core of this painting should be a pair of magpies standing on the branches. Unexpectedly, the designer failed to copy the key points. When cutting the skirt, the magpies are the most vivid. A pair of eyes were crushed in the folds, but the garden that was originally used as the background of the picture was magnified instead. Those who know how to paint were completely speechless after seeing it!

"Laughing to death! I didn't copy the correct answer even after stealing it. This year's kimchi country thief's professional ability is not good~"

"It's true that the wild boar can't eat the chaff! The master's coffin board can't be held down anymore, what about the magpie? What about the eyes? The most amazing part of this painting has been cut off? It really is a cultural robber with no background!"

"Is it possible that he didn't understand this painting at all..."

"Shame on the design world! Hela Road has turned black, how did they make such an ugly skirt from a Chinese meticulous painting handed down from generation to generation?"

"May I ask the Hera customization in a certain country at the headquarters, is there no way to walk independently without the Chinese elements?"

"It is suggested that Hera be renamed Huaxia Hela. Anyway, she can't live without the Huaxia elements. Why don't you just move the headquarters to Huaxia?"

"Don't you feel bad luck upstairs? I don't want to be neighbors with thieves."

"Is it difficult to say that the inspiration comes from Chinese meticulous painting? You have to have the cheek to say that the paintings of other people's ancestors are your own. Do you have no ancestors?"

"It's the truth upstairs, Huaxia is his real father!"

"My father is unlucky and doesn't want such a bad boy..."

Jiang Xia turned over for a long time, sprinkling tens of thousands of stories high-rise, and couldn't turn over at all!

Jiang Xiaoman was also a little confused when he saw the topic that popped up suddenly.

However, if you are hot, don't rub it against the bastard!

Master paintings need science popularization, so don’t their Langshan soil embroidery and witch worship culture not need science popularization?

After eating a few crabs from Jiang Xiaoman, Jiang Xia was attracted by him. The two of them stayed up all night and wrote a lot of boasting posts and popular science essays on the Internet.

Jiang Xia was also threatened by Jiang Xiaoman, a black-hearted capitalist, imitating the sailor army invited by Hera, and started a fight under the post in a weird way, saying that "Chinese people are xenophobic" and "Even if this painting is by a Chinese painter, they don't understand Isn't it possible that people all over the world can't appreciate the use of it?"

Probably felt that the above remarks were not annoying enough, Jiang Xia imitated the tone of the Huaxia people, and persuaded the fight in the tea below, saying, "The international famous brand uses the paintings of our Huaxia painters to make skirts, and that is also to show favor to Huaxia customers. ", "If I don't use it myself, I won't let others use it, and I'm too small, and I lost the demeanor of a great country in China"...

Jiang Xiaoman turned his head and looked at it twice while he was idle, and succeeded in making himself angry.

Looking at Jiang Xia, this guy doesn't usually talk very annoyingly, why is he talking so eccentrically when he is a keyboard warrior on the Internet?

"It's just to kill the anger first, that's called a war." Jiang Xia smiled slightly, and clicked publish.

Sure enough, in less than half a day, the netizens who were complaining about the famous ancient painter just now successfully discovered two new victims of Langshan soil embroidery and witch worship culture.

What is even more exciting to eat melon passers-by is that the famous ancient painter has been dead for hundreds of years, and even his descendants cannot be found. Come out and speak up for yourself.

There are inheritors of Kelangshan soil embroidery and witch worship culture! !

On behalf of one of Langshan Tuxiu's officially authorized business partners, Jiang Xiaoman was particularly curious to ask the Kimchi country designer on the official account, when he added those Langshan Tuxiu and totem styles in the design draft, Has it been officially authorized?

Anyway, Edmund came to Langshan in person, and he was able to search for inspiration in Langshan only after getting their authorization.Moreover, the two sides have also negotiated a cooperation. It is not a disadvantage for Langshan Tuxiu to gain a reputation through internationally renowned designers.

To put it bluntly, Chinese people are not so narrow-minded, whether to keep their own things at the bottom of the box for others to use.You can use it, give money, or exchange it for other benefits, nothing to say.

But you want to take the historical heritage left by our ancestors for nothing, and want to steal this glory to your own country, isn't it a bit shameless?

Jiang Xia also used her registered status as the intangible heritage inheritor of Langshan witch worship culture to question the designer, since the Langshan totem style in his hand was only authorized to Edmund himself and his studio, why did it appear? In his design draft?Could it be that this designer is actually an employee of Edmund Studio?

There is more than just physical evidence here!There are still witnesses!

The people who eat melons suddenly became excited, and immediately switched to a new topic, followed Jiang Xiaoman and Jiang Xia directly to go back

That's right~ We didn't say that things left by our ancestors are not allowed to be used by other countries.

You can use it if you want, isn't there a ready-made example here?

A well-known designer like Edmund knows to respect copyright and national culture, so he went to Langshan to obtain the authorization of the inheritor. You, an unknown designer from the kimchi country, dare to prostitute for nothing?

All of a sudden, with the evidence provided by the inheritor in hand, the righteous Chinese netizens immediately put this topic on the top of the hot search list!

Seeing that the situation was opened up by Jiang Xiaoman and the others, the county cultural bureau did not dare to neglect, and even called the township cultural stations to the county for a meeting, and directly wrote a letter to ask the township cultural stations to cooperate with the county intangible cultural heritage protection center. Go all out to do a good job in the external popularization of Langshan culture.

The official account of the Hera Group on the Huaxia social platform has been scolded by angry Huaxia netizens for several days, and it cannot be withdrawn. It has no choice but to let go of its pride and send an apology letter.

However, what makes people speechless is that this letter of apology is an understatement, which can be called insincere, and everything is pushed to the designers of the kimchi country.

That's right, firing a bad designer suspected of plagiarism and keeping the stock price of an international big name is indeed what a large group would do.

What Jiang Xiao was angry with was not this, but that Hera solemnly apologized to him and Jiang Xia, but refused to apologize to the famous ancient Chinese literati with excellent poetry and painting. The reason was that they believed that Chinese civilization was also a treasure of the world. People have passed away, so these "historical treasures" should belong to all mankind...

What kind of gangster logic is this?