After graduation, I went home to keep bees

After spending the whole night brainwashing two trainee teachers, Jiang Xiaoman was exhausted and his throat was about to burst into flames.

Fang Xingchen and Chu Mengluan couldn't help but began to doubt life: Is it true that they really have to do what Brother Xiaoman said?Isn't this too lacking in artistic pursuit?

"Just shoot like this! Otherwise, the more than 20 fans that Brother Xiaoman managed to save will run away. Where can we get him back? Do we buy it with money?" Chu Mengluan waved her small hand. As the young owner of an advertising company, she vaguely understood What Jiang Xiaoman meant was to create different personalities and engage in differentiated competition with bloggers of the same type?

If Jiang Xiaoman knew that she thought so, he would probably be speechless: Dear, we really didn't deliberately create a character, this is our daily life~ Fidelity! ! !

Just do it!The intern duo got busy that night.

Looking back now, in fact, the videos they took these two days really have nothing to do with the school’s internship life, because the real rural primary school internship life is far beyond their previous imagination——

During the day, they went to visit the students' homes. On the way back, Jiang Baichuan was not idle. He brought three woven bags of pig feed, and the three of them picked a lot of small bamboo shoots from the mountains all the way back.

This kind of small bamboo shoots is only as thick as a thumb, regardless of their small size, they can be broken off and processed into dried bamboo shoots, which are more expensive than dried bamboo shoots made from spring bamboo shoots. Jiang Baichuan can earn hundreds of dollars by selling dried bamboo shoots every year. Regardless of the small amount of money, it is enough to improve the food for the children.

So, after coming back at night, Jiang Baichuan made dinner, Fang Xingchen and Chu Mengluan sat on the small bench to peel the bamboo shoots, made a vertical cut along the bamboo shoot shell, then peeled off a little bit of the bamboo shoot shell from the top, wrapped it around the finger, quickly and smoothly Rotate the bamboo shoots, this is the fastest way to peel the bamboo shoots.

At first, the two felt that it was too wasteful to peel like this, because many tender bamboo shoots would be taken down along the way.However, after peeling layer by layer for a while, seeing the bamboo shoots as high as a hill, the two intern teachers decided to give up, otherwise they would not be able to peel such a large pile of bamboo shoots until next year.

"When I go to a restaurant to eat in the future, if I see someone order dried bamboo shoots and old duck soup and don't finish the dried bamboo shoots in it, I'll push him into the soup bowl!" Chu Mengluan vowed viciously.After all, she was like this before, ordering a pot of dried bamboo shoots and old duck soup, only drinking one bowl of soup, and not eating the rest of the duck meat and dried bamboo shoots.

She felt that it must be the dried bamboo shoots she wasted to seek her revenge...

After eating, Chu Mengluan went to the stove to light a fire. Jiang Baichuan brought in the bamboo shoots they had peeled, first put them in a large pot and boiled them with water, and then rinsed them in a large basin with cold water, so that the dried bamboo shoots would look good , to sell for a price.

"Chuchu, I'll take the camera to feed the pigs~" Fang Xingchen is worthy of being a strong player in the physical education department, holding a wooden bucket containing pig food in one hand, and a tripod and mobile phone in the other hand, recording the same time while walking "Now I'm going to feed the pigs. I'm late today. Our pigs must be starving."

Fang Xingchen also likes feeding pigs. He wanted to keep pets since he was a child, but his mother is allergic to animal fur, so he can't keep fur. He can only look at other people's kittens, dogs, and hamsters with silent envy.

But now, he doesn't envy his childhood friend at all. No matter how big your villa is, can you raise four pigs at once?He can raise it!

As expected, the four pigs were famished. When they heard the familiar footsteps of the breeder, they hummed and squeezed to the front of the trough. They also looked at Fang Xingchen silently, condemning him as a novice breeder for being unreliable.

"Cough~ I picked an extra bag of small bamboo shoots with the principal today, and I came back late. Come! I specially added a few more red sweet potatoes for you, eat quickly!" Fang Xingchen skillfully scooped up the pig food with a big iron spoon for feeding pigs. In the trough, the four piglets who had grown up a lot immediately rushed to gobble them up.

"Eat slowly, there's still some in the pot. I'll feed you a meal before school tomorrow, don't starve." Fang Xingchen looked at the big pigs who were devouring them with a motherly smile.

"The principal can say, if you are hungry and thin, next year the students will not have bacon to eat."

"Wait! That won't scare you, will it? Forget it, you don't understand anyway." Fang Xingchen lay on the low wall of the pigsty, enjoying the exclusive happiness of the breeder.

Tomorrow happened to be the day to go to the market, so Jiang Baichuan decided to sell the local eggs he had saved up during this time and buy some lard back.

Speaking of lard, Principal Jiang couldn't help but glared at his nephew: "If some people didn't spend a lot of money on cooking and put lard in the dishes like they don't need money, the lard in our school wouldn't be eaten so quickly. "

"In the past, I could cook a can of lard for a month, but now...huh!"

Jiang Xiaoman looked at his uncle speechlessly: "Eggs are not allowed to be eaten, and even lard is not allowed, uncle! The children are growing up, can you talk about science? If you don't eat better, you can grow taller ?”

"How can we not eat eggs? I just ate scrambled eggs with onions today!" Jiang Baichuan patted the bamboo basket containing the eggs in grief, "Experts have said that native eggs and foreign eggs have the same nutrition. Take it to exchange for money, and then go to wholesale some foreign eggs and eat them back, isn’t it the same? You’re just extravagant! You always steal my native eggs for cooking!”

Fang Xingchen and Chu Mengluan were stunned, just like newcomers in the workplace, silently lowered their heads trying to reduce their sense of presence, so as not to be affected by the flames of war between the two "seniors".

However, this time they wanted to stand by Jiang Baichuan's side.

After all, if the eggs are broken up and fried with onions, peppers, and soy sauce according to the school's method, they are almost the same as native eggs. Why not sell the native eggs and replace them with cheap foreign eggs?The money saved can be used to buy lard.

After experiencing the baptism of Principal Jiang's "boiled vegetable leaves", the two trainee teachers can no longer do without the delicious lard residue.

There is nothing delicious in this season, except that Jiang Xiaoman cooked them a delicious meal on the first day, these two of them seem to have been thrown into some kind of inhumane weight loss concentration camp: boiled sweet potatoes in the morning At noon, cook potato rice with two dishes and one soup. The dishes are basically what you can eat in the vegetable garden. The varieties include water spinach, red amaranth and cabbage leaves, plus a seaweed egg drop soup, and a fried sour bamboo shoot kimchi...

Thinking of the past at home, every time Chu Mengluan made chicken soup, Chu Mengluan specially asked his aunt to help skim off the chicken fat on it. Chu Mengluan felt regretful at the moment, very regretful!

If God gives her another chance, she will definitely put these delicious chicken oils in a separate bowl, and save them for cooking noodles or soaking rice, how delicious~

After ten o'clock in the evening, after editing the material that was shot just now, Chu Mengluan carefully glanced at Jiang Xiaoman: "Brother Xiaoman, shall we send it out like this?"

"Send!" Jiang Xiaoman nodded.

Anyway, it’s just posting what is photographed. Sister Tang said, maybe netizens like to watch this kind of real and unaffected rural life?

Jiang Mengyi has not been able to find a meal video in the past two days. Ever since this blogger named "Brother Rural Xiaoman" inexplicably began to groan without illness and pursue the art of the camera, she has been in a bad mood and has been looking for meal replacements everywhere. After ordering too much, the supper just arrived, she skillfully set up her mobile phone, opened the video platform she frequently browses, and unexpectedly jumped out of the latest video of "Brother Xiaoman in the Countryside" she was concerned about.

Seeing the familiar unadorned and messy kitchen at the beginning of the film, Jiang Mengyi froze for a moment, then couldn't help showing a gratified smile, and unknowingly opened the takeaway to the video...

"Hahahaha I laughed so hard! Stealing local eggs to cook hahaha... What did foreign eggs do wrong? Brother Xiaoman, you want to despise them so much?" Jiang Mengyi slapped the table and laughed, and then skillfully opened the grocery store. Software, I am going to place an order to buy a box of foreign eggs to try. After all, like Brother Xiaoman, she is used to eating native eggs, and she doesn't know what the taste of farmed eggs is.

At the same moment, the two trainee teachers were sitting on a small bench peeling bamboo shoots, Fang Xingchen, a handsome guy carrying pig food to feed the pigs, and the scenes of Principal Baichuan and Brother Xiaoman fighting each other every day, made the fans laugh and feel passionate Leave a message to encourage, yes yes yes just shoot like this!Keep it up, and you will be the rural Xiaoman we are familiar with!

Seeing the crazy increase in the number of likes and comments in the background, Fang Xingchen and Chu Mengluan were dumbfounded.

The video they spent half a day carefully editing was not watched. It was so simple and crudely stitched together, without a script, and the video was not even carefully adjusted. How many people are chasing after it?This, this is not scientific!

The two intern teachers looked at each other, grabbed their phones, and frantically flipped through the comment section.

After half an hour—

"Forget it, let's not bother in the future, let's shoot whatever we want!"

"Yes! Shoot whatever you want!"

From the beginning of this day, the two trainee teachers seem to have been instantly opened up by the masters of the martial arts, and they immediately comprehended the "traffic code" of short videos of rural life. The styles of the two photographers are quite different, and there are even old fans squatting under the video every day to place bets, guessing whether Mr. Fang or Mr. Chu will be the photographer today...

Jiang Xiaoman saw that the two of them were playing well, so he didn't care about it anymore. Anyway, he himself just learned a little from Tang Xinlan, and he was just getting started, so he really didn't have much to teach.He has more important things to do.

Mrs. Chen sent a WeChat message, saying that all the embroidered shoes he had ordered before were ready, and she also went to help him bring the shoes that Cuiping Grandma made for him, and asked when he would be home, and she would come to deliver them. It's ready.

"Tomorrow afternoon! I just came back from the market. My house has no place to live. You can send it directly to the school." Jiang Xiaoman made an appointment with Mrs. Chen for delivery, but she didn't expect Mrs. Chen to burst out laughing.

"That's really a coincidence. I want to come to see you, Uncle Baichuan, tomorrow."

Mrs. Chen's son, Jiang Pan, liked to play football since he was a child. This time, he heard that a college student from the city was very good at playing football. After thinking about it, Mrs. Chen wanted to send his son here in advance to learn from the teacher first.Her son, she knows well, is not someone who can sit down and study quietly. If she is really willing to take the entrance examination for physical education, it is a good way out, at least it is much better than going to the construction site to move bricks after graduating from high school.

Early the next morning, Jiang Xiaoman and Jiang Baichuan went to the market together on the tractor in the village.

It was cloudy and rainy for several days, and the weather finally cleared up. There were so many people rushing to the market that day. Jiang Baichuan was going to set up a stall to sell local eggs. Jiang Xiaoman made an appointment with him at the entrance of the town at ten o'clock, so he squeezed in with a big basket on his back. The crowd first went to the grocery store to buy some oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, star anise, pepper, etc., and saw a stall selling fish, and asked the price, the silver carp was only four yuan and five pounds, and immediately asked the boss to get him four. .

I wanted to buy some more pork, but I asked the price, good guy!Pork actually jumped to 18 yuan a catty again. After thinking about it, I decided to save this money and go back to the chicken farm to ask what the price of broiler chickens is now.

I was just thinking about the chicken farm, but I didn't expect to see the eldest sister of the chicken farm come to set up a stall at the market.

Jiang Xiaoman squeezed over to say hello to the eldest sister. After asking, she found out that piglets were too expensive in the first half of the year, and many people couldn't afford piglets. They all raised chickens, and now the price of broiler chickens has also begun to drop. The eldest sister can't help it , I just want to transport a carload of broiler chickens to the market to try my luck, otherwise she will have to lose money if she sells them to chicken dealers at wholesale prices!

"Six yuan and five catties? Sister, leave me twenty. I'll get them at your house later. I need to live!" Jiang Xiaoman looked at the size of the broiler chickens, estimated them, and bought twenty of them to raise. That said, killing two a day should be enough to eat until the day the beam is erected, and then they can also eat the ducks here, and the water ducks are not expensive.

There was nothing else to buy, so Jiang Xiaoman lined up to buy four warm sesame biscuits, and then went to Jiang Baichuan. When he got there, he saw that half of Principal Jiang's local eggs had not been sold.

Sure enough, the eldest sister of the chicken farm didn't lie to him. Everyone has raised a lot of chickens this year, and the chicken and eggs are not easy to sell.

"I think you are destined to eat this local egg, haha~" Jiang Xiaoman put down his back basket, found an open space beside Jiang Baichuan and sat down, and gave him two biscuits for his uncle and nephew to eat. After the biscuits were finished, Jiang Baichuan still didn't sell the remaining local eggs. Jiang Baichuan also gave up, glared at his nephew, took the local eggs and strolled to the grocery store, sold them to the store owner for [-] cents each, and exchanged them for two big bags of broken dried noodles.

Jiang Xiaoman was speechless.

However, to his relief, Jiang Baichuan, like him, was reluctant to buy lard after selling the eggs.

Because the price of pork has risen, so the price of lard must also rise accordingly!

"Hmph~ It costs nine yuan a catty of lard, so I might as well go for two catties of soybean oil~" Jiang Baichuan said angrily, "I won't sell a single pig when we kill the pigs this year! I'll boil all the lard and keep it eat by yourself!"

"You said it yourself! Don't let the price of pork rise, and you will regret it again!"

It wasn't the first time Jiang Baichuan had done this.The year before last, the four pigs raised by the school kept their own cured meat. At the end of that year, the price of pork soared, and the purchase price rose to 17 yuan a catty. The old money fan Jiang Baichuan went crazy at that time. Three of the four pigs in the school were sold, and only one was kept.

Jiang Xiaoman remembered this incident because his family didn't have cured meat that year—his father, like Jiang Baichuan, thought it was a luxury to use 17 yuan a catty of pork to marinate!Simply sell the two pigs in the family.As a result, during the Chinese New Year that year, what his family ate was aged ham, plus his own salted chicken and salted duck...

These two really deserve to belong to the same family, they are brothers!

Jiang Baichuan really couldn't guarantee this matter.

After all, he is a man who cannot withstand the temptation of money. Every day, he works tirelessly on how to enrich the school's small coffers. He has to sell all the pork, let alone 17 yuan, even if it is 15 yuan!

Wouldn't it be nice to use the money earned to buy broilers?

I didn’t buy lard. Thinking that the two intern teachers hadn’t eaten meat for several days, Jiang Baichuan went to the chicken farm and bought two chickens. The roast chicken with potatoes was also delicious (and cheap) Well~!