After graduation, I went home to keep bees

The matter of "violating make-up lessons" was nothing, but the video account of Langshan Primary School was completely quarreled by the netizens.

Some people deliberately made up the previous video, and saw that the two trainee teachers pretended in the video that "the years are quiet" at the beginning, but later they were forced to join the clumsy army of raising pigs, feeding chickens, picking dung and growing vegetables. And hard work, it's funny and you want to cry, this is the real teaching support, right?

Compared with those so-called "supporting teachers" with permed pear blossom heads and exquisite makeup, Fang Xingchen, who stepped on liberation shoes and carried pig manure to grow vegetables, and the old-fashioned flowered cloth kerchief on his head, got into the chicken coop Chu Mengluan, who went to find eggs in the movie, is more like a rural teacher who really goes to teach, and because of their down-to-earth and sand sculptures, the two quickly gained 10,000+ fans on the Internet.

Even the school where the two of them are located has heard the story of these two students going to the mountains to support teaching, and the counselor even specially called to ask them to save more materials and write an internship report when they come back. It seems that as long as the two of them can Persevere until the end of the summer vacation. This year, there will be a certificate of award for the two of them in the evaluation of social practice in the summer vacation of college students in the whole province...

What the netizens didn't expect was that while accidentally discovering a young football player, they will soon witness the birth of another miracle——

Because there are only two teachers, the school's music, physical education and art classes are taught by students of all grades together. After two days of research, Chu Mengluan selected third-grade Jiang Cancan as the lead singer of the music class.

There is no way, this child's throat is almost as if it has been kissed by God!On the first day of class, the teacher Chu Mengluan was taken aback!

In addition to the basic music theory, the music exam for Xiaoshengchu will also delineate a few classic pieces for students to randomly select and sing. Singing proficiently, the most important thing is to correct the places that are easy to go out of tune. After all, when Jiang Baichuan and Jiang Caiyun taught in the past, they were mixed with dialects, and they often went out of tune, cough~

Therefore, Chu Mengluan arranged "Singing the Motherland" among the compulsory repertoire in the first class of school. Because she had to find out the bottom line, she asked every student to stand up and try to sing a section on the first day.

As soon as Jiang Cancan opened his mouth, as soon as he sang the lyrics of "Five-star red flag fluttering in the wind", Chu Mengluan's legs softened and he almost knelt down for this girl!

What kind of fairy voice is this?She also wants such a natural sound...

Jiang Cancan's clear and loud voice not only amazed the teacher, but also amazed the netizens.

"What kind of fairy voice is this? Please! Has this kid really not received professional training?"

"Upstairs, I suggest you look through the blogger's previous videos. This school does not have a music teacher (dog head crying)~"

"Mom, I heard a fairy singing woo woo woo~"

"This isn't God rewarding the rice. God made the rice into mini rice balls and fed them into the child's mouth bite by bite, right?"

"The major conservatories are rushing to grab students!"

"Sing more if you know how to sing! Teacher, please arrange a personal concert for this classmate Jiang, and you can also pay online."

"Upstairs can talk, please talk more! The bear kid at home is tone-deaf, and he's already starting to worry about the high school entrance exam~ I beg my little sister to release an album of the required repertoire for the high school entrance examination?"

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"Wow! Jiang Cancan, you are a big star now!"

"My sister called this an Internet celebrity, which means that it is very popular on the Internet. Anyway, Jiang Cancan, you have a lot of fans now!"

"Jiang Cancan, can you sign me? I heard that celebrity autographs can be sold for money. After I sell the money, we can share the ham sausage..."

Jiang Cancan, a third-grade student, became popular on the Internet, and soon became the focus of everyone in school. This made Jiang Cancan, who was introverted and shy, a little at a loss, and secretly excited. After all, there were no classmates in school who were willing to play with her in the past.Now everyone is not only willing to play with her, but also to listen to her singing.

"Principal, I think Jiang Cancan is a good candidate to learn music. Can you ask her family? If you want, I can help her contact the school. With her talent, many music schools can enroll free of tuition and miscellaneous fees." .” Chu Mengluan even found Jiang Baichuan, the principal, specifically for Jiang Cancan.

She herself has been in music since elementary school, so she knows what the word "talent" means in this industry.

To put it bluntly, this industry is a job that God rewards. No matter how hard you practice, you can't compare to someone's natural voice.Why are major music colleges and training schools keen to hold various music events?Don't listen to what they say about their original ideals, they just go to the folks to pinch the seedlings in order to continue the competition!

In a competition, as long as a good seedling can be found and cultivated, it will be a gold-lettered signboard of the academy that can earn dividends for a long time.

Just like their school, a teacher-training college, why is the score of the music department so high?Isn't it because 20 years ago, a queen who could be called an "evergreen tree in the music world" came out of school?Just because the school is the alma mater of the Queen of Songs, the music department enrolls students every year, and the parents are all fighting openly and secretly...

"Several local music training schools have already contacted us privately, saying that they can provide Jiang Cancan with exemption from entrance exams, various tuition and miscellaneous fees can be exempted, and scholarships can also be discussed. Principal, you also know the situation of our school. Without a professional music teacher, Jiang Cancan's talent would be wasted."

"Well, tomorrow is Friday. After school, you will come with me. Let's go to Jiang Cancan's house and have a face-to-face talk with the parents. After all, it is related to the child's future, so we still need to listen to the parents' opinions." Jiang Baichuan is also the first time When encountering this kind of thing, it is not uncommon for children in the mountains to pass the exam in Dashan, but as far as he knows, this is the first time for a student with a specialty in music!

No one expected that when they were wondering which school to choose for Jiang Cancan, God couldn't help but feed his own daughter Jiang Cancan again...

Provincial J TV Station has always been famous for its children's programs. The many children's programs planned by various entertainment companies and major education groups in the province have received a lot of attention. Among them, "Youth Singing the Motherland" sounds very rustic, but in fact the standard is very special. The music column on Gaoda University is even more popular all over the country, and it is frequently searched out. In the first season, several good seedlings called "Sound of Nature" were unearthed.

Recently, this show is actively planning the second season, and the guests have even invited many stars who are good singers in the entertainment industry. The tutors are also relatively well-known teachers from major music academies in China, with a strong lineup.But here comes the problem——

Like all popular shows, because the first season was too amazing, it invisibly raised the audience's expectations for the second season. Mentors and guests are easier to deal with. As long as you spend enough money, there is no one who can't be invited. big names.

But the problem is, it's easy to find mentors with big names, but it's hard to find good seedlings with singing talent!

Although they are not talent shows, the half-year recording period will really affect their studies. Most parents, especially those whose children have good grades, will not let their children delay their studies just to participate in a competition .And those who have average academic performance and want to get admission tickets to major music academies through competitions may not necessarily have this talent. When the program team was in a daze to choose players, someone from the Aite program team recommended one. "The Lark Hiding in the Deep Mountains".

"Fuck! Which school does this kid belong to? Why didn't you report it?" The assistant director in charge of the primary selection had goosebumps all over his body after listening to Jiang Cancan's a cappella.

This voice doesn't need to be tuned, just go on stage and sing a few a cappella, maybe the instructors will fight on the spot to grab someone?

The assistant director hurriedly followed the directions of the netizens, and clicked on the video account of Langshan Primary School. At first, he only watched the few videos of Jiang Cancan appearing and singing. After watching, his fingers stopped working. For some reason It slowly moved to the daily life of the trainee teacher in front, and the daily life of the stingy principal and his prodigal nephew...

"Hahahaha laughed me to death!"

"There is no need to scold my nephew for a few eggs hahaha~"

"Please principal, I'll pay you, can I buy two catties of pork for the trainee teacher?"

The assistant director was trembling with laughter, and he had to hold back his frantic comments in the comment area, and then followed the directions to other websites where rewards can be given to give rewards to this school account. There was no way, seeing two trainee teachers eating boiled vegetables all day long , In my dreams, I want to eat a mouthful of lard residue, it is so funny and sad, I can't help but want to spend money to buy them two catties of lard...

After finishing all the videos of Langshan Elementary School contentedly, the assistant director put down his phone, while rubbing his sore cheeks from laughing, he thought about it secretly.

This time the program team invited a total of four guests to help out. They said they were helping out, but in fact they were using the enthusiasm of the guests to attract traffic to the program team, and many amateurs would feel amazing just listening to the songs, but if they really want to stand on stage and perform, There is still no way to compare with stars with rich performance experience, so the show still implements the guest team mode.

The guests invited this time, one is Xu Ying, a singer who has been popular for more than 20 years, one is Cheng Tianwang, a big brother in the entertainment circle who lives in film and television, and the other is Qi Feier, who has sung theme songs for many film and television dramas in recent years. The last one is also the most controversial one, which is Weisheng, a traffic idol whose reputation has been almost polarized in recent years-this one has to be invited, because he is a popular traffic that is being "touted" in Taiwan.

In fact, the person who is most suitable to "excavate" Jiang Cancan here should be Xu Ying, the queen of the song. It is said that Xu Ying is also a bitter child who came out of the mountains. At the beginning, she followed a fellow villager to work in a university cafeteria. In fact, she was a dishwasher. Later, I don’t know how to get lucky. A university professor found out that this child is very talented in singing. The professor is also a pity for her talent. opened a music training school.

The queen of the song also strives for success, maybe she was born to eat this bowl of rice, but she was actually admitted to the music department of this university, and became the professor's last student, that is, the youngest apprentice, and became the most outstanding student brought out by the professor in his life. Famous students have also made the music department of this university from being a little transparent in the music scene to being very popular today.

However, I heard that the relationship between the queen of the song and her original family is extremely bad, and she and her biological parents even filed a support lawsuit in court in the early years. It is unlikely that she would want to go back to the mountains and relive those unpleasant memories of her childhood.

Neither can Cheng Tianwang, who grew up in Hong Kong Province and cannot speak Mandarin well, let alone the complicated and difficult Langshan dialect.

The rest are two young people, Qi Fei'er and Wei Sheng.

Qi Fei'er is the sponsor's baby lump, and someone else's artist, so the stage has no right to send him to the mountains to feed the pigs.Then, there is only Wei Sheng left.

Speaking of Wei Sheng, that is also a legend in the entertainment industry in recent years.

He was originally a social animal late stage of J station, unfortunately participated in the production of a magical program. How magical is this program on station J?A total of nine guests were invited. One of them was arrested for drunk driving before he entered the group. After a while, one of them was added. The machine started up smoothly, and only two episodes were recorded. Recruiting piao, being reported by the Chaoyang crowd, and all the stolen goods on the spot... This is not too bad, the worst thing is, after this guest was caught, I heard that the whole network was laughing at him, and the company decided to give up on him. He simply smashed the jar and confessed that the other two male guests went with him to ask a beautiful female fan to have hair done in a hotel and to "cure insomnia".

That's it, there are only nine guests in total, four of them went in at once!

The chief director's head is about to explode. What's more, this show is "very toxic", as if under some kind of spell, and if you want to invite other guests, no one will dare to come!After all, people in the entertainment industry are said to be superstitious, and this show is poisonous, who would dare to come?

Seeing that the show is going to be cold, if it cannot continue, the station will have to compensate sponsors and advertisers a large amount of liquidated damages.Once the chief director gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, he was already famous and easy to overturn, right?Then if I find a few amateurs as partners, nothing will happen, right?

Wei Sheng, who has a good image and temperament, just rushed ducks to the shelves, and was pushed from behind the scenes to the front of the stage in order to make up a temporary number.

The reason why he participated in the program is also very simple: the price offered by the program group to amateurs is 5 yuan for one episode. He did the math, and there are still ten episodes left. He does not have a brokerage company, and the money he earns is all his own except income tax. Yes, if the recording of this program is successfully completed, he will have the money to pay the down payment to buy a house.

Unexpectedly, this front- and back-stage staff who worked hard on the show became popular for no reason because of his refreshing and handsome appearance and various earthy operations that had nothing to do with his appearance...

After all, who would have thought that the first thing a handsome and cheerful young man wakes up in the morning is not to look in the mirror to admire his handsome face, but to drink hot water and eat oatmeal in a proper manner?He also likes to soak his feet!I have to cook all kinds of nourishing and health-preserving soups for the guests of the crew every now and then!

What left netizens speechless the most was that during the recording period of the program, every Saturday, Wei Sheng would buy a lottery ticket—even though he had never won the smallest lucky prize, but according to him, 6 is his lucky number , he firmly believes that as long as he keeps buying, there will be a day when he will win the big prize...

God!Netizens almost died laughing at this seriously business sand sculpture!

Only after laughing did I realize, damn it, isn’t this ourselves?Knowing that all lucky numbers are deceiving, but I can't help but want to try my luck again.Clearly scoffing at the little knowledge on health preservation posted by the three aunts and six wives in the family group, but secretly placed an order to buy a constant temperature foot bath bucket and various health-preserving scented teas...

Netizens complained about Wei Sheng's rusticity and sand sculptures, but they found Wei Sheng's personal authentication account honestly with their fingers, and silently clicked to follow.

They want to see when this amateur idol who takes the sand sculpture route will be assimilated by the big dye vat of the entertainment industry...

There are more and more netizens holding this idea, and Wei Sheng has changed from an amateur to a newcomer with more than 3000 million fans.Originally, people in the industry were still laughing at him behind his back, saying that he was stupid, and other amateurs became popular on the show, so they had to try their best to cut off from the station and go outside to sign a studio with a high profit margin. An establishment sold itself.

That's right!In order to obtain the establishment of TV station in Province J, Wei Sheng miraculously adopted the method of "bringing in technical talents" to obtain the establishment of the TV station in a regular manner!I applied for a technical position, but what I actually did was idol work...

Everyone in the circle laughed at him as a fool. To this, Wei Sheng just wanted to say, you mere mortals don't understand the joy of being organized!

He now has a double salary, and as a TV station "introduces technical talents", he enjoys the five social insurances and one housing fund plus various benefits; as a traffic idol cultivated by the TV station, he is simply the biological son of the TV station. !He is present in all kinds of large-scale events, and the appearance fee is very soft... Except for occasionally attending some embarrassing events for the TV station, and being ridiculed by netizens as "rushing to the field to beat workers", this job is simply Wei Sheng Unbelievable job!

There are a lot of benefits, and when it is time to contribute, we must also contribute.

For example, this time I went to the deep mountains and old forests to "find newcomers" (feed pigs and chickens), and the other guests and big coffee TV stations could not direct, so I had to ask him to go.

"Xiao Wei, don't look at this time to endure hardships. In recent years, the country has been vigorously developing the cause of rural revitalization, encouraging the advanced to drive the backward, and achieving common prosperity. The conditions in Langshan are quite difficult. You should work hard to overcome it. , it’s going to be gilded!”

"When you come back with the little lark, you will have the halo of honor of 'helping the revitalization of the countryside'~ At that time, if there are any major productions with the main theme on the stage, we will arrange you to join the group, even netizens will not be able to say you Virtue doesn't match~"

The Taiwan leaders tried their best to fool Wei Sheng.who knows--

"Ah? What kind of hardship is this? Leader, I actually like raising pigs. I always wanted to raise a guinea pig, but the landlord doesn't allow pets... Can I feed the pigs myself when I go to Langshan this time?" ?” Wei Sheng looked at the leader expectantly.

Taiwan leader: "... yes!"

Forget it, this kid looks a little silly, and he probably doesn't understand what's going on here, so why don't you explain it to him, and if there's any big production with the main theme on the stage, if the role is suitable, just ask his agent to explain it to him. Pull the child over and sign the contract!

Anyway, Wei Sheng has plans, so we are not afraid that he will run away!Just squeeze it ruthlessly...