After graduation, I went home to keep bees

The first day was mainly to entertain people who came to help. It was not a regular day, so the banquet was not so formal, but the dishes were still very rich.

"Men and women here in Langshan can drink alcohol, so there must be a lot of dishes on the table. This is fried peanuts. There are two flavors in total. The one sprinkled with sugar is sweet, and the one sprinkled with pepper and salt is salty. There are cold kelp shreds, braised duck feet and duck neck, and preserved egg tofu, all of which are cold dishes."

"Small stir-fries include fried shredded pork with celery, sliced ​​dried pork with bamboo shoots, and cabbage with lard residue. The main dishes are the most. This is roasted pork with seaweed, shredded radish meatballs, and roasted duck with konjac tofu, braised chicken wings in soy sauce, and stewed bamboo shoots. Chicken thigh meat, white-cut chicken, braised pork with dried plums and vegetables, and here, braised prawns in braised sauce and fish cubes with tofu."

"It's embarrassing, it's the first day to treat guests, and I bought things late, so I didn't have time to cook any good dishes, and I'll make two big meals for the folks tomorrow!" Jiang Xiaoman made a toast to his uncle and neighbors table by table while making a video.

Neither he nor Jiang Youliang is addicted to alcohol, and they seldom drink alcohol at home, but after all, Lang Shan grew up, and both of them can drink well. Today, they must drink a little with the guests. Jiang Xiaoman took a bottle of beer and toasted from table to table After turning around, his complexion didn't change at all. Looking at Jiang Youliang again, after drinking two small glasses of white wine, his face was flushed red.

After drinking, the room immediately became lively. Jiang Xiaoman ate with him for a while, then stood up and took a video for a while, then used the excuse to go to the kitchen to look at the dishes, and then ran to the kitchen to take a picture of the preparation area.

Their family did not spend money to hire a master chef who specializes in making rural banquets. They were made by a few good cooking aunts in their own village. Even the pots, pans and pans were borrowed from various families.

At this time, the enamel pots and stainless steel pots of different colors on the chopping board have been filled with processed semi-finished ingredients——

The large pieces of frozen beef tendon meat have been thawed and soaked in clean water. After soaking in the bleeding water, they can be washed and put into the pot to make braised beef for tomorrow.

All kinds of duck products, such as duck paws, duck necks, duck wings, duck heads, duck gizzards, etc. were also washed and soaked in clean water, and some cooking wine and various spices were put in them.In this way, ducks that are first soaked in cold water and then stewed in a pot are more delicious than those that are directly stewed in a pot, and they do not have the indelible smell of ducks.

In the large pots next to them are shredded kelp, dried plums, dried bamboo shoots, tremella lotus seeds and longan after soaking hair. These side dishes will be cooked to half-cooked with other dishes tonight, so that tomorrow When the guests arrive, just return to the pot and cook. Tremella and lotus seeds are all prepared to make sweet soup.

This sweet soup is a must for the red things here in Langshan, which is also commonly known as the soup for seeing off guests. After drinking the sweet soup from the host's house, the mouth is sweet, and you have to say good things about the host's house when you go out.

The two big pots on the stove were not idle either. In the larger firewood pot was a whole cured pig’s head—this was prepared for ancestor worship tomorrow morning, and the smaller one was stewed with two large pig’s feet, which were also cured. This is for making pork knuckle noodle tomorrow morning.

After dinner, some of the villagers took their children and went back to rest quickly. Those who came to help will sleep here tonight, because they will get up before dawn tomorrow to help the host’s family prepare things for ancestor worship, and those who come early Guests should prepare refreshments, usually a spoonful of boiled sesame glutinous rice balls inside eggs in sugar water.

"This is the konjac tofu and konjac flour made by my own family. The forest here is especially suitable for growing konjac. My dad is like this. I can't see the house is empty. See where there is empty. I’m going to cut a piece of konjac and plant it, and tomorrow morning I’ll take you to my house to have a look, the big pieces are all konjac!”

"However, this stuff is troublesome to make. We used to dig it up and carry it to the market and sell it to the workshop. This time, because of our family's wedding, we dug up a lot and cooked it. We usually don't have time to make it."

"There are also these glutinous rice balls, which come in two sizes. The small ones are filled with sesame fillings, which are cooked and eaten. The large ones are filled with sugar. After they are fried in oil, sprinkle a layer of soybean flour on the outside. , it’s simply not too delicious!”

What Jiang Xiaoman didn't know was that after he posted this 8-minute video to his personal account that night, he gained nearly 30 followers overnight!

Countless netizens who grew up in the countryside crazily miss the rural feast they had when they were young. At that time, their hometown was like Langshan, and they might not be able to eat such a rich meal all year round. There are no expensive dishes on the table, just common chicken, duck, fish, peanuts and melon seeds, etc., but it is such a simple and rich rural banquet, even after more than ten or twenty years, it is still unforgettable...

However, there are also some people who came across it by accident and questioned in the comment area, wondering if Jiang Xiaoman and the others have a team, deliberately creating such a poor mountain village farming boy, but soon they were madly amazed by the old fans Lang Shan Primary school video number.

What's funny is that in order to attract traffic to Langshan Primary School's account, these old fans deliberately said "Xiaoman does have a team, show the way@langshan小学".

Good guy!This fraudulent Amway actually attracted 10,000+ new fans to the official account of Langshan Primary School in one day.

Those who suspected that Jiang Xiaoman had a team package at the beginning, after watching the video released by Langshan Primary School’s official account, also came back to lie: “I went to see, they really have a team! Go to @langshan小学!"

Jiang Baichuan is really sitting in school, and his fans come from heaven.

Those innocent netizens who were tricked in and ready to participate in the anti-counterfeiting campaign, after clicking in, unknowingly scanned every video released by Langshan Primary School before.

From Jiang Xiaoman cooking for the principal on behalf of the principal, to uncles and nephews fighting each other for a few eggs and adding two spoonfuls of lard to cooking, to everyone working together to find ways to make earthy videos to make money for the children to improve their meals ...

They didn't expect such a team, and even many netizens couldn't help but come back after watching it, and cursed under Jiang Xiaoman's latest video——

"That's it? Brother Xiaoman, hurry up and start this kind of hot chicken team! How long has it been, and the fans haven't broken a million yet? The school children haven't lived in the new dormitory yet? What does this kind of hot chicken team want from him?" use?"

Many short video bloggers who have seen the video even left a message in the comment area, saying that they are willing to provide technical guidance and interactive drainage for Jiang Xiaoman and the team of Langshan Primary School for free.

After all, no one would have imagined that there is still such a "poor" Shenshan primary school as Langshan Primary School in China——

They don't even have teachers for all subjects, so that the children have to take advantage of the winter and summer vacations to invite college students from the city to help teach the children, such as physical education, music and art.

The local education bureau is lying down again.However, this time they responded quickly——

In view of the serious loss of students within the jurisdiction of Langshan Primary School, one of the only three teachers also resigned. The county decided to transfer the students in grades [-] to [-] to study in the nearest township primary school starting from the next semester. The lower grade students, because they are too young to live on campus, and cannot be picked up at home every day, still stay in Langshan Primary School to study.

In this case, the county no longer needs to equip Langshan Primary School with new teachers—there is no way to do so. Now physical education, music, and art teachers are in short supply, and many township-level schools in the county are in short supply, let alone in the mountains?

Unexpectedly, once the official explanation came out, netizens would feel pity for Langshan Elementary School even more, and even many normal students who are going to college would go to the school's video account to leave a message, or send a private message to Jiang Xiaoman, expressing their willingness to sign up Langshan Elementary School's winter and summer special cram school...

"Xiaoman, come! Uncle toasts you! Unexpectedly, wow! There are already hundreds of normal students who have registered with me, from all over the country, and from abroad. , thanks to the idea you thought of before!"

Jiang Baichuan raised his wine glass, and when the villagers heard what he said, they couldn't help raising their wine glasses and stood up, wanting to toast Jiang Xiaoman with a glass of wine.

After all, who doesn't have kids going to school?

Even if not now, there will be in the future.

The school's teachers are getting stronger and stronger, which is of great benefit to the whole village!

Worried that everyone would bring up the fortune-telling given to him by the old witch priest, Jiang Xiaoman hurriedly drank a full glass of beer and picked up the gimbal at hand: "Everyone, eat and drink well, I just promised my fans yesterday." If you want to broadcast live to everyone the banquet held by our family, go ahead and do it!"

"Speaking of which, do you still remember what the old witch priest told Xiao Man's fortune?"

"Why don't you remember? The old witch said that although Xiaoman was picked up by Brother Youliang, he is indeed our little lucky star of Langshan!"

"No! I saw it when I went up the mountain just now. There is a big house built there! I heard that Xiaoman came here to invest in a hotel."

"What hotel? They call it a B&B! This thing is very popular now! When I went to the village to catch up with the market, I heard the township cadres say that if our township can develop this B&B industry, it will take a few years, maybe It’s even richer than Chestnut Valley.”

"Really? What did the village cadres say?"

……

Hearing the gossip sound from behind, Jiang Xiaoman couldn't help slipping his feet, sure enough!Luckily he ran fast...

The altar in the yard has not been removed yet, a huge waxed pig head is placed in the middle, a whole yellow roast chicken is on the left, a whole oily braised fish is on the right, and there are six-color melon and fruit snacks, which are used for worshiping witches. Although the culture is declining day by day in this civilized era, the villagers still have not forgotten the old rules passed down from their ancestors. They set up altars to worship the mountain gods and ancestors, and even lit joss sticks.

Jiang Xiaoman took a closer look, and there was a new paper phone and tablet on the altar table, complete with chargers and earphones, and was speechless for a while.

The fans who were watching the live broadcast burst into laughter.

The screen was full of "hahahahaha", and fans "rebuked" Jiang Xiaoman on behalf of the gods in the barrage. Why don't you burn a few smart home appliances such as sweeping and dragging machines for the gods and ancestors? Don't the caves need to be cleaned? ?

However, he was quickly corrected by fans who were more thoughtful: "Should we just burn a few housekeeping?"

God damn "burn some housekeeping"!

Do you want to burn a few more security guards and go with the driver?