After graduation, I went home to keep bees

Early the next morning, there was a heavy fog on the mountain, and I could hardly see my fingers.

However, Shanyan and the others were very happy.

To be precise, they decided that there would be heavy fog in the next few days, so they went into the mountains to harvest honey.

One of the most feared things when climbing rocks to harvest honey is falling off a cliff, and the other is being besieged by bee swarms.

In foggy weather, the wings of bees are wet with dew, unable to fly, and their combat effectiveness is reduced by more than half compared to when the weather is fine.

This is the best weather for them to cut honey!

The only bad thing is that the mountain road is very difficult to walk.

A group of people held tung oil torches and followed closely behind. After walking for a while, Jiang Xiaoman felt that his clothes were soaked through. The sweat inside and the dew outside were both pinched. If Jiang Yu hadn't found him He changed into a pair of rain boots, and his shoes are probably soaked now.

Holding up the selfie stick to take pictures for a while, Jiang Xiaoman put away his phone very consciously, otherwise he would not be able to keep up with the big troops.

Shanyan and the others must rush to the top of the cliff before the thick fog clears, fix the rope, and slowly descend from the cliff to the cliff where the wild bees nest. The whole process must be hidden by the dense fog. next.

For this day, Shanyan led people to run several times in advance, and calculated the best position a little bit. He also figured out which protruding places on the cliff can be used for strength. Avoid some sharp rocks, lest the rope be cut, or people be injured...

Therefore, every second on the road now cannot be wasted by them.

Jiang Xiaoman used to think that he was a pure-blooded mountain person, and walking on mountain roads was commonplace, but compared with Shanyan and the others who really lived in the deep mountains and old forests, let alone Shanyan, even Jiang Yu can walk faster than him!

After finally walking to the destination under the pull of the crowd, Jiang Xiaoman raised his head, saw the scene in front of him, and opened his mouth involuntarily.

This is a cliff hidden in an old forest. On a cliff that is almost vertical at [-] degrees, near the top of the cliff more than ten meters down, there is a natural cliff. I don’t know how many years of weathering have formed a I don't know how deep the cave is sunken in. I can only see that it is close to the edge of the cliff, densely covered with wild bee nests!

"This is too spectacular! How did you find such a hidden place?" Jiang Xiaoman murmured.

To be honest, there was a section of the road just now that was really a primeval forest. When I stepped on the ground and stepped down, I seemed to be able to hear the sticky sound of rotting leaves in the depths of the jungle. There was silence in my ears. Jiang Xiaoman could even hear He could hear the beating of his own heart. If he was alone, he would never dare to go into this kind of old forest.

"Otherwise, what do you think we are doing running into the woods all day long? Are you really not afraid of death?" A young man named Ahu who was traveling with me excitedly said, "I found this when my father and I went into the mountains to find medicine. Brother Yan told me , when this batch of rock honey is sold, I will be rewarded with an extra 500 yuan!"

"I really need a reward, it's too hard to find." Jiang Xiaoman sighed and took out the gimbal and the mobile phone used for shooting.

Under the cliff, Shanyan has brought a few younger brothers to change equipment and prepare to climb the mountain—they have to find another way to climb to the top of the cliff from a slightly gentler place, and then climb down with stakes and ropes until they reach the beehive The next step is to fight wits and courage with the wild bees for several days.

That's right, Jiang Xiaoman had already heard from Jiang Yu on the way here that they would stay in the mountains for a few days this time until they collected all the rock honey.

It wasn't until this time that Jiang Xiaoman realized why they brought so many people to collect honey——

Shanyan led a few people with slender and powerful arms who were good at rock climbing to work on the cliff.

The other three people, one is responsible for pulling the rope down the rock wall, and at the same time receiving the plastic anti-collision barrels filled with rock honey that are hung from above.

The other two, one needs to keep cutting wet wood, bundle it into piles, and transport it up by ropes to ensure that the thick smoke from the burning wet wood will not be broken during the process of cutting honey. Honeycutters scatter wild bees.

One is partnered with Jiangyu and is responsible for setting up outdoor tents, preparing daily meals and camp security, etc.

This kind of large wild bee hive is very rare. Once the smoke is ignited, other honey collectors nearby will know that there is rock honey here, so once you start collecting, you must collect all of this piece, otherwise it will be someone else's. up.

"Brother Xiaoyu, go and get busy. What do you want for lunch? Leave the cooking to me." After Jiang Xiaoman finished shooting the material he wanted, he thought that he would rely on the power bank to continue his life in the next few days, so he quickly put the The phone was put away and turned off, and he took the initiative to run over to help Jiang Yu and the others.

"The humidity in the mountains is heavy, and ginger soup and brown sugar water can't be stopped every day. This is a special pot for making soup. You go to boil a pot of brown sugar and ginger water. At noon, we will burn some charcoal on the fire and bake these pancakes. We brought sour Bamboo shoots, sour peppers, and fried bacon, just put them in the pancakes."

Jiangyu sorted and packed all the food they brought, and put all the food that several people ate in a day into one bag, so as to prevent the food from rotting and spoiling, or bugs crawling in after opening the bag.

Jiang Xiaoman pulled the dry rations they brought, and sighed secretly, now he finally understood why this rock honey sold for more than 100 a catty.

If it were him, risking his life to climb the cliff, and survive in the wild in the deep mountains and old forests for several days, always guarding against the beasts and snakes in the forest...

Let alone more than 100 catties, he would not be willing to sell even [-] catties!

With his small body, if he can climb such a high cliff with his bare hands, he is already honored, okay?

Enough for his father to brag about for ten years!

It's a pity that he doesn't have enough equipment, otherwise, if he had a drone, or a miniature camera that can be clipped to his body, he might still be able to capture the scene of them climbing with their bare hands, which would be a worthwhile trip.

At this moment, Jiang Xiaoman didn't know that soon, the famous scene that made him nearly a million fans overnight will appear in front of millions of fans...

With the addition of Jiang Xiaoman, the left-behind trio at the bottom of the cliff became much more relaxed. Jiang Xiaoman took over the job of cooking rice and soup, and Jiang Yu took a machete and chopped wet wood together, dragging A few legs thick wood came back and set up two triangular simple tents on the camp that had been emptied.

This tent is not the kind of marching tent bought online, it is just a few pieces of wood interlaced to build a frame, and then cover it with a thick layer of rain cloth, and then lay a layer of waterproof rain cloth on the ground.

Jiang Yu is obviously a person who enjoys life very much, but he is still standing next to him, using the chopped wet firewood to erect a "toilet" that is as tall as one person--you can go to the toilet by digging a hole in the ground. You don't need to wash it with water, just use a shovel to shovel some soil and bury it.

The "toilet" is not small, and if you want to take a shower, you can hide in it, just take a stone slab to block the cesspit.

The trees in this forest are so high that even the sun can’t reach the bottom. Even in the summer, it’s very cold inside. Jiang Xiaoman finally understands how those people who lost their way in the old forest while hiking are gone. It’s probably not because of hunger. He died, but he died from hypothermia...

Fortunately, he was in charge of cooking and had been busy around the fire. On the way back from chopping firewood, when Jiang Yu was squatting by the fire to enjoy the fire, Jiang Xiaoman found that he was shivering from the cold, and his hair and eyebrows were all wet. dew.

"Brother Xiaoyu, drink a bowl of ginger syrup." Jiang Xiaoman poured Jiang Yu a bowl of hot ginger syrup.

Jiang Yu was sitting by the fire, holding ginger syrup to renew his life. Seeing Jiang Xiaoman fiddling with some stone slabs he picked up, he couldn't help asking curiously, "Why are you doing these?"

"Oh, I'm going to make a slab of meat, and I'm doing an experiment." Jiang Xiaoman carefully placed the cleaned slate at an angle, and blocked another long slate underneath, and put the burning The firewood is stacked under the beveled corners of the stone slabs so that a simple "pan" is formed.

Then, he cut open the noodle pancakes brought by Jiang Yu and the others from the middle, sandwiched bacon, sour bamboo shoots, and sour peppers in them one by one, and took out the chili noodles he brought, sprinkled a little on them, and then spread them on the stone slab. Put a layer of soybean oil on it, put the processed noodle cake on top, and there was a prickling sound in an instant.

The smell of the pancakes fried in soybean oil spread, and Jiang Yu couldn't help swallowing, and looked at the pancakes under Jiang Xiaoman's hands eagerly: "Is this the Roujiamo that the Internet talks about?"

"It's our specialty Roujiamo here, haha, but I learned how to make Xi'an Roujiamo from the chef who specializes in making Roujiamo in the university cafeteria before, but I need to use stewed pork to make it. I'll wait for you next time." Go to my house with Brother Jiang Yan, and I will make authentic Roujiamo for you to eat!"

The heat conductivity of the slate is not as good as that of the iron pan, and it is slower to fry than the frying pan used at home. It took Jiang Xiaoman nearly 10 minutes to fry one, carefully took it out, took a clean plastic bag and handed it to Jiang Yu: "Brother Xiaoyu, help me taste it, if it tastes good."

Jiang Yu took this copycat version of Roujiamo emotionally, blew on the hot air, and ahhh, he took a bite, almost tears fell from the delicious taste.

The noodle cakes fried with slate and soybean oil are not as dry as the ones baked on fire before. The crispy skin on the outside is very delicious. The hot peppers and bamboo shoots inside are heated to stimulate moisture, and mixed with bacon. At the same time, the broth of fatty meat melts and infiltrates into the noodle cake. It is soft and tender, and it tastes delicious in one bite!

"Is it tasty?"

"It's delicious! This is the most delicious Roujiamo I've ever eaten in my life!" Jiang Yu killed a Roujiamo in two or three strokes, and when he regained consciousness, he saw the little apprentice who went out to chop firewood squatting helplessly It was opposite Jiang Xiaoman.

Jiang Xiaoman: "..."

The efficiency of a stone slab was too low. Jiang Xiaoman directed Jiang Yu and the little apprentice to help him pick up a few more stone slabs under the rock wall. You can pick out the suitable slate, wipe it with a damp cloth, and then use it to fry the roujiamo.

So, when Shanyan and the others decided to get off the cliff and came back for dinner, they saw a row of stone slabs on the ground of the camp!

Shanyan: "..."

His apprentice and "wife" were all taught badly by Jiang Xiaoman, a little villain!

Just now, in order to shoot this video of grilling steamed buns in the deep mountains and old forests, Jiang Xiaoman just took out his mobile phone to shoot, so he happened to take a picture of Shanyan and the others after they got off the cliff after taking a shower, with bare upper body look.

Later, when this video was played here, there were screams of "ahhhhhhh" in the barrage, there was no way, this scene was really eye-catching!

You know, as professional honey hunters in the deep mountains, Shan Yan and his friends have been exercising on the cliffs for many years, and they have well-defined eight-pack abs!Those strong and shiny pectoralis major!That smooth and natural waistline!That perfectly proportioned wide shoulders and narrow waist!There are also slender and strong arms... It is simply a feast for Yangou!

Jiang Xiaoman was also stunned: "Don't you guys wear clothes when climbing rocks?"

Is he shivering at the foot of the mountain?

Could it be that he was immature at a young age?

It doesn't make sense, Shan Yan is several years older than him, and the wind is so strong on the cliff, how can he not be afraid of the cold?

"Cough~ I was sweating from climbing the mountain, Brother Yan simply asked us to take a shower and come back to change into dry clothes." The apprentice who followed behind explained kindly.

"What are you doing?" Looking at the row of stone slabs on the ground, Shan Yan immediately had a headache.

How could this Jiang Xiaoman always come up with so many weird things?

Jiang Yu is now inseparable from Jiang Xiaoman in three words, and if he asks them to play together for a few days, does his wife still have himself in her eyes?

"Oh, Xiaoman is teaching me how to make rougamo, and I've left the best one for you!" Jiang Yu handed a half-baked rougamo to his mouth like a treasure, "Hurry up and take advantage of it." Try it hot! Just spit out the paste below."

He didn't understand what was wrong, obviously Jiang Xiaoman said that this kind of slate was not easy to burn, but he made several of them and they were all burnt. Only this one was rescued by Jiang Xiaoman, and finally the other half can still be seen. Yes, it looks golden and delicious.