Demon Lord preaches the Tao in the infinite game

"thump"!

Lu Shi was sure that he had bumped into someone.

When he managed to stand up, he opened his eyes and realized that he was directly on Ye Bugui's body.

This posture and movement is quite unsightly, especially when they are still in the corridor of Tianqi Trading.

The employees who came and went were very concerned about their jobs, so they all held back their smiles, meditated that they didn't see anything, and then stayed away from their boss and his friends.

As for why the two of them fell from the sky and collided with each other, no one thought about it.

After Wei Jin woke up from the office, he immediately pushed the door open.

Then I saw Ye Buguizheng standing in the corner, leaning closely with Lu Shi.

He thought for a while and closed the door again.

Well, he still has a lot of work to do.

"Why are we here?" Lu Shi opened his eyes wide. He was so ashamed just now, afraid that Ye Bugui would be hurt by his weight.

Fortunately, Ye Bugui's every move hinted at Lu Shi, they just pretended nothing happened, so Lu Shi changed the subject.

"The system is random, but it's not too far from where we log in to the game." Ye Bugui picked it up as soon as he returned to the company.

Whether it's his tone of voice or his current small actions, Lu Shi can feel that he is working very hard to be a domineering president.

"Well, where should we go next?" Lu Shi immediately asked, "Are we going to play games?"

Obviously, Lu Shi is very interested in mobile games, and once he came to reality, he couldn't help but try it.

"Let's go out for a walk, have a meal, watch a movie."

Ye Bugui searched his brains, and finally remembered what modern humans would do when they go out and get together with friends.

"Movies?" Lu Shi has a strong interest in all new things. Hearing what Ye Bugui said, he immediately put the game behind him.

"Well, movie, I think you will be very interested." Ye Bugui said with a smile on his face, and he didn't relax a little until the only employee in the corridor left: "Go to my office first , we deal with the pollutants.”

"Of course." As soon as Lu Shi mentioned the business, he immediately became serious.

It's just that the shape of the pollutants this time is really different from what Lu Shi expected.

And Wei Jin, who had been sticking to the door to eavesdrop, opened the door at this moment: "I heard from you that we are going to deal with pollutants. Do I need to give the employees an early vacation?"

He made no secret of his eavesdropping on the matter.

Ye Bugui thought for a while, then nodded: "Okay, just let them take a break, as a celebration of me and Lu Shi's first successful team formation."

Wei Jin responded respectfully, and even seriously thought about whether he should order a silk banner immediately and send it over.

When the employees of Tianqi Trading learned that they had been given a half-day paid vacation, they were so excited that they were almost grateful to Ye Bugui.

Of course, when they saw the email written by Wei Jindai, their gratitude and respect for Lu Shi went up to a new level.

After all, Wei Jin told the employees that this holiday was Lu Shi's proposal.

Of course, Ye Bugui didn't know what Wei Jin had done. Now that he and Lu Shi had returned to their office, their expressions were a little serious.

The pollutants in the A-level dungeon are also stronger than the B-level dungeon in terms of danger.

Lu Shi opened the warehouse, and when he took out this ugly-looking, rusty scalpel that was stained with countless human blood, Ye Bugui opened his mouth and said:

"Be careful, don't let that guy run out. He is the envoy of the evil god!"

"Leave it to me." Lu Shi's confidence is also much stronger here, after all, his aura is almost equal to unlimited now.

After he put down the scalpel, he immediately drove several paper figurines about two meters high to wait by the door and window.

Then he unsealed the pollutants.

In an instant, the envoy hidden in the pollution reappeared.

He learned his lesson this time, directly revealing his strongest form, and then swung his giant ax at Ye Bugui.

Obviously, in the eyes of the god envoy, the soft persimmon has become Ye Bugui.

However, Lu Shi had been prepared for a long time. When the envoy rushed out, he suddenly teleported in front of Ye Bugui.

Reason told Ye Bugui that he should not intervene, and the current Lu Shi would not be injured at all.

But emotionally, Ye Bugui subconsciously wanted to protect Lu Shi.

And Lu Shi, who had expected it for a long time, said coldly: "I will be fine."

His pupils reflected the appearance of the envoy, but Lu Shi raised his hand without fear.

The moment he lowered his arm, his palm was surrounded by a blue flame.

He directly caught the giant ax with his bare hands. No matter how hard the envoy tried, it couldn't push it a single bit. He could only watch helplessly as his giant ax quickly melted in Lu Shi's palm.

When he wanted to run, a few paper figures blocked its retreat.

The fire spread along the giant ax all the way to the belly of the envoy.

In the end, it turned into a mass of ashes before it could even utter a wail.

Ye Bugui put away the shock in his heart, walked over and picked up the scalpel that could only be regarded as a collectible.

Then Lu Shi found that the scalpel was slightly turbulent when it touched Ye Bugui's fingertips.

And Ye Bugui didn't wait for Lu Shi to ask, and told him directly: "If it is a dungeon where I participate in customs clearance, I can get the information of the dungeon through the pollutants. Next time I can use my skills. "

Lu Shi had already guessed this, but only after hearing Ye Bugui say it himself, Lu Shi couldn't help but sigh with emotion how powerful this skill is.

"Since we have you, we can deal with pollutants much faster." When Ye Bugui was alone with Lu Shi, he didn't continue to set up people, "If I was here alone, maybe I would be backlashed. "

"Then let's go out!" Lu Shi's desire for the new world was so strong that Ye Bugui couldn't help laughing.

Ten minutes later, the two of them appeared in a snack bar with only one facade.

That's all, what made Lu Shi most uncomfortable was that in this snack bar, except for the two of them, all the people staying there were elementary school students with schoolbags on their backs.

They saw two unusual adults in the snack bar, and they all looked at them curiously.

"Those two uncles are so handsome!" Several little girls whispered, their faces blushing.

"The one on the left is more handsome, so tall, is he a model!"

"The one on the right is obviously more handsome! That long hair looks like a fairy! Are they two celebrities?"

"It must be, but why come here to eat, is there a camera?"

The children immediately focused on looking for the camera, leaving Ye Bugui speechless.

Lu Shi always had a faint smile on his face. These innocent children were something he had never met in his childhood.

So now listening to their voices, he will feel comfortable.

At this time, the proprietress put a large platter of snacks on their table. She looked at Ye Bugui and said with a smile:

"Xiao Ye, children like to talk nonsense, don't take it to heart! But you finally brought your boyfriend to me this time, it's great!"

The proprietress is a skinny aunt who wears glasses.

She is very contagious when she smiles, and people will feel involuntarily comfortable after seeing her.

But now when Ye Bugui listened to what the proprietress said, his ears immediately turned red:

"Aunt Zeng, don't talk nonsense! Are you reading those messy novels with your daughter again! He is my ordinary friend, not a boyfriend! And I am straight. How can I have a boyfriend!"

Lu Shi couldn't understand, did boyfriend mean what he understood?And straight, so what.

And Lu Shi was even more curious about what the messy novels were, and if they were scripts, then he was actually very interested.

The proprietress smiled: "Who told you that you haven't had a girlfriend for so many years, I thought you might like boys. And in this day and age, homosexuality is not ashamed anymore! Hello new friend, I just talked nonsense, here's to you Sorry, I'll give you a bottle of Emei Snow later!"

Lu Shi of Mount Emei knew about the snow in Emei, is it really snow?Do people in this world still treat snow as food?

As for homosexuality, liking boys, he guessed the meaning from the words.

So he quietly glanced at Ye Bugui, whose face was flushed red. According to his fierce reaction, Lu Shi already had his judgment on Ye Bugui's sexual orientation.

"Hey, don't listen to her!" Ye Bugui finally had a chance to talk to Lu Shi after driving away the proprietress.

When he glanced at Lu, he said softly: "I'm really not gay, and I don't like men. I don't have any wrong thoughts about you."

Lu Shi tasted the tofu nao in the bowl, he stirred it a bit, and the chili oil, steamed beef and sprinkles were mixed together, and the aroma was released instantly.

"En." Lu Shi responded lightly. For him, this topic was not as attractive to him as this bowl of tofu.He looked at Ye Bugui and said very seriously: "I don't mind your private affairs, don't worry."

Ye Bugui wanted to cry up to the sky, Lu Shi's response, didn't it just mean that he didn't believe what he said!

However, it was rare for Ye Bugui to explain, lest the more he explained, the more unclear he would be.

But when he found out that Lu Shi was eating happily, his mood improved a little: "Isn't it great? Aunt Zeng is a bit talkative, but the snacks she makes are truly amazing!"

"This is kabing, with beef and fat sausage inside. It tastes really good!" Ye Bugui introduced the delicacies on the table one by one. Every time he said the same thing, Lu Shi wanted to stuff it into his mouth. "And this one, it's siu mai, but it's a specialty of her hometown, with a lot of meat!"

"Emei Snow is here!"

Aunt Zeng walked over with a smile. When she put two bottles of drinks in front of Lu Shi, Lu Shi was a little surprised.

It turns out that Emei snow is water?

He unscrewed the cap and took a sip, a contented expression immediately appeared on his face.

He had just eaten spicy food, but under the washing of iced Emei snow, he became much more energetic.

This taste is no worse than the Coke he drank before.

Lu Shi suddenly felt that if these beverages were introduced into the realm of comprehension, many monks would not know how to drink tea.

When Lu Shi thought he had finished eating, he didn't expect that there would be dessert after the meal.

"This is ice powder, try it, it clears heat and relieves greasy, it's great!"

After Lu Shi tasted it, he immediately gave a thumbs up.

The longer he stayed in this world, the more he saw, the more he liked it, and the stronger his desire to survive.

Lu Shi finally realized that it wasn't that he didn't want to live, but that the world he once lived was not worth living in.

"We must live until the moment the game is cleared." Lu Shi wiped the corner of his mouth and said seriously.

Ye Bugui on the opposite side hummed, obviously he had the same idea as Lu Shi:

"Of course, we will definitely pass the level alive. We might even witness the complete disappearance of this game!"

After Ye Bugui saw Lu Shi's strength and cleared the level with him, he realized that his goal could be a little longer.

With Lu Shi here, the people on Earth might really be saved.

When the two left the snack bar after eating and drinking, a little boy sitting in the corner stood up.

He took out his mobile phone, and after making sure that they were far away, he said, "I saw Lu Shi...it's that Demon Lord. Well, he's with his teammates."

……

After the two walked out of the snack bar, Lu Shi asked, "By the way, you said earlier that there is an elementary school nearby. Is that where you used to study?"

"Yeah." Ye Bugui pointed at the darkened building in front of him: "But it's built more grandly now than when I was studying."

When they passed by the primary school, they saw many primary school students carrying schoolbags, numbly following their parents towards a building opposite.

"Isn't school over yet?" Lu Shi was very surprised. It's dark now, so why would anyone go to school.

Is this the real reason why the cultivation world is not as good as this world?

"School is over," Ye Bugui glanced at the opposite building, on which hung a rather impressive signboard - [Dreams Come True Extracurricular Education]. "They just went to remedial classes."

"So hard?" Lu Shi shook his head, showing a distressed expression.This reminded him of himself, who was constantly trying, with almost no time to rest.

"Because this society is too complicated." Ye Bugui sneered: "If I didn't get rich from games, I might have to work two jobs to save money now."

"The same is true for parents," Ye Bugui continued: "They want to change their lives, and they want the next generation to not work as hard as themselves. When they realize that they have little room for advancement, they start thinking about forcing their children to achieve class. It levitated."

"It's a pity that these children have suffered. Are they really happy with what they have learned?" As a second-year boy, Ye Bugui was also cynical.

But he was just talking about it, and he also knew that he was powerless to change the status quo.

"But I see they are very happy." Lu Shi suddenly said.

At first Ye Bugui thought that Lu Shi was acting weird, but when he followed Lu Shi's gaze, he saw a group of children walking out of the building.

Unlike the numb children who went in, their faces were filled with smiles of pure happiness that naturally radiated from the inside out.

"Probably learning to be stupid."

Ye Bugui took him to the most expensive shopping mall in the city when he landed.

The main reason is that there are fewer people, lest Lu Shi see too many new things and react too much and be laughed at.

However, Ye Bugui obviously underestimated the power of Lu Shi's face.

With that face on his face, no matter how strange the question is, someone will answer it seriously, and at the end he will be praised as cute.

Ye Bugui shook his head, thinking that the world of looking at faces is over!

"Sir, I think this dress suits you very well!" The waiter said excitedly.

Lu Shi was about to refuse, after all, there were almost twenty pieces of clothes piled up behind him.

He can only rest for fifteen days, which also means that he can't wear so many clothes every day.

Who knew that Ye Bugui said without hesitation: "It's okay, wrap it up, I'll buy it."

This is the confidence of the local tyrants.

That's why the waiter is so happy, after all, who wouldn't want to meet such a generous boss!

"By the way, Wei Jin, come up and send the clothes to my house." Ye Bugui said softly.

Toolman Wei Jin had already been driving in the parking lot, and now he hurried over with a few bodyguards.

"Let's go," Ye Bugui said lightly, "Do you like bags?"

Lu Shi immediately shook his head: "I, let's go to the movies!"

For Mozun, no luxury is as happy as a sword.

It's a pity that in this world, swords are sold as decorations.

After arriving at the cinema, Lu Shi looked at the colorful posters all around, and suddenly fell into the fear of choosing.

He has just learned what a movie is from Ye Bugui, so he is very cautious about the choice of the first movie in his life.

"Just this one!" Ye Bugui said softly: "Big special effects movie, you should watch this kind of movie when you come to the cinema!"

"Okay, I'll listen to you." Lu Shi still believed in Ye Bugui's aesthetics.

What they watched was a sci-fi film about an ancient creature (dinosaur) that was resurrected and lived in harmony with humans on the earth.

Lu Shi watched it with great interest. Although this dinosaur was not as domineering as the dragons in the cultivation world, it was cute and obedient.

As for the horror scene in the movie, it is naturally impossible to scare Lu Shi, it can only make him smile knowingly.

When the movie ended, Lu Shi stood up and said to Ye Bugui solemnly:

"T-Rex is really cute! If only we could have one."

When the girl passing by turned her head to look at Lu, she wanted to ask who asked such a stupid question.

But when she saw Lu Shi's face clearly, there was only one sentence left in her mind, stupid beauty yyds!

Ye Bugui covered his mouth with his hands, and said with complicated emotions: "Tyrannosaurus rex is extinct, you can't raise it. And this kind of dangerous creature is not allowed to breed in this world."

Obviously, if Lu Shi wants to live a good life on Earth, then besides learning to integrate into this world, he also needs to learn to abide by the rules here.

"I see." Lu Shi hummed, and said with some regret: "If I can find its skeleton, and if I can recall all the fairy arts, I can bring it back to life."

For a moment, Ye Bugui's heart was moved.He knew very well that if he really copied the dinosaur, he didn't know how much money he could make.

But after thinking about it carefully, for the sake of the peace of the earth, he still gave up this idea.

After leaving the movie theater, Lu Shi followed Ye Bugui and walked by the river. He looked at the bright moon above his head and was in a good mood:

"It would be nice if it could stay that way."

"Yes." Ye Bugui said softly: "I didn't cherish such a life before. In my poorest days, after I exchanged points for money from the dungeon for the first time, I even fell in love with this kind of life. life. But now, the plain is the truth."

"Help!"

At this moment, a shrill cry interrupted their chat.

Lu Shi immediately looked towards the source of the sound, and saw a person struggling in the water.

Just when he was about to fly over, Ye Bugui immediately reminded him: "Don't fly! There are surveillance everywhere, if you are found, you will be arrested."

Lu Shi immediately calmed down, yes, he almost forgot that he was also a different kind to this world, and a very dangerous existence.

Just like the Tyrannosaurus rex in the movie.

But his advantage is that as long as he shows his true colors, no one will find out that he is a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

When Ye Bugui was in a daze in Lu Shi, he had already run to the riverside.

The one he rescued was a drunk middle-aged man.

The man hugged Ye Bugui's body and cried loudly, making Ye Bugui want to kick him aside, afraid of accidentally hurting someone.

Finally, Ye Bugui said speechlessly: "Be careful when you're drunk, how could you fall into the water, don't you know stay away from the river?"

However, the middle-aged man shook his head and said drunkenly, "I, I was dragged down by a ghost!"

"Ghost?" Lu Shi rushed over, and he was confused when he heard the man's first words.

"Yes, it's a water ghost. It's green all over, and its hair is like seaweed. I, I was walking on the road. Just because I heard its sound, I ran over!"

"Are you drunk!" Ye Bugui roared, interrupting the man's words: "You take a taxi home and drink less next time!"

After seeing off the drunk man, Lu Shi finally said, "Is what he said true?"

"It's not impossible." Ye Bugui lowered his head and kicked the pebbles by the river: "If someone quietly brought out the pollutants."

"Is there no other possibility except pollutants?" Lu Shi asked softly.

"Impossible!" Ye Bugui resolutely assured: "There have never been monsters and ghosts in my world. So far, except for pollutants, the monsters in the dungeon have never affected reality."

Lu Shi hesitated to speak, but finally did not speak.

He should believe that Ye Bugui is a local talent.

On the Internet, a piece of news suddenly hit the trending searches, but it was withdrawn after waiting for someone to read it carefully.

A dead house looked at the screenshot excitedly, muttering to himself: "Hehe, I'm going to be on fire!"

In the screenshot, a reporter reported that he had discovered an all-male village.

Because the children under the age of 12 here are famous for boys, the reporter found out after lurking in that the village would kill girl babies, and then grind the dead babies into powder for pregnant women to eat.

This magical medicine can indeed allow pregnant women to have only male babies.

The reporter even discovered that every household in the village enshrines a strange statue of a god with mouths all over its upper body.

"Good guy, such a breaking news, why should it be hung up all day and all night!"

The fat on the man's face glowed with excitement.

Suddenly the screen went black, and there was only one line left: "Welcome to the infinite wish game!"

The author says:

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!