SHEEP

The sudden disappearance of noise, peculiar smell and visual pollution made Yi Heye quite unable to adapt. At this moment, this illusory scene suddenly appeared, and for a moment Yi Heye even felt that he was already dead.

...This is probably in heaven, Yi Heye thought in a trance.

However, even though his brain was still in the sudden relaxation, but the moment his body saw the blue sheep, he quickly raised his hand and shot - under the day after day training, he had already An extremely sharp conditioned reflex has been produced, which is a mechanical action that can be separated from all emotional feedback.

The bullet flew towards the blue sheep with great precision, but the guy in front of him didn't dodge.Yi Heye watched helplessly as the bullet passed through his body, as if it passed through a string of imaginary numbers—

It's like a certain projection lamb that often haunts your own house.

"I set a 5-minute peace mode." Blue Sheep said, "In these 5 minutes, we can't hurt each other, and you can ask questions as you like."

Yi Heye frowned, but still carefully hid behind a big tree, in case this vile murderer suddenly lost his martial ethics.

At this time, outside the screen, in front of the four-dimensional monitor, everyone held their breath in unison.

In the picture, the blue sheep suspended in mid-air, as if aware of their surveillance, suddenly met the eyes of the off-screen eyes.

Those empty, lifeless, and cold eyes made the person on the other side shudder.

"Isn't it beautiful? My ideal land."

In stark contrast to the chaotic and viscous world just now, the world in front of my eyes is brightly colored, with an unrealistically beautiful fragrance of birds and flowers, and the programmers who only focused on assisting outside the screen stopped their movements.

At this time, Yi Heye had withdrawn from the visual shock. He rubbed his temples excited by the pain, raised his head, glanced at the blue sheep, and teased in a cold voice: "Why did you suddenly become generous? Such a precious baby Shouldn't things be kept hidden?"

The last time Utopia was released was in the live broadcast room. After realizing that it was exposed to the public view, Lan Yang seemed to deliberately hide it from the public view. He covered most of the screen with thick fog. A look of fear of being seen by others.

"Can I hide it if I want to?" Blue Sheep asked back, "The biggest feature of Roguelike is randomness. Unless my map is separated from the LIFE database, there will be such a large number of visits every day, no matter how small the probability is. , are likely to be discovered, isn't it?"

Yi Heye raised his eyes: "Aren't you very clear? It's all determined by random probability. Why do you want to kill innocent people?"

"No one is innocent." Blue Goat turned around in the air, staring at Yi Heye with dull eyes: "Pests that destroy the ecological balance should be killed."

Yi Heye had recovered from the chaotic mental pollution, he rubbed his temples helplessly, and said, "Mr. Ma Chunyang, has anyone ever told you that you have a serious secondary illness..."

Off the screen, Xiao Yunduo asked in confusion: "What? (Who is Ma Chunyang?)"

Jian Yunxian: "...There is no Ma Chunyang, there is only one idiot who always remembers people's names wrong."

Mr. Fang Chunyang also had an opinion on the idiot, and his usually calm electronic voice fluctuated: "I used to have fantasies about reality. I thought that if I couldn't change it, I could hide in the game and choose to compromise, but in the end Woolen cloth?"

"Many years of painstaking efforts were snatched away, a bunch of nondescript things were added, and other people's names were added. In the end, I couldn't even save my life." Lan Yang was so angry that his whole body trembled. He looked out of the screen, his lifeless eyes A blue fire was ignited, "Liu Siwei, you were so anxious to kill me at the beginning, was it because I said I wanted to report your crimes committed by duty?"

In front of the screen, Liu Siwei was feeling overwhelmed because he couldn't provide effective assistance, and Fang Chunyang's words made him pale even more.

"I sorted out the evidence before I died, and I will send it to the Security Section regularly at [-] o'clock tonight." Lan Yang said, "You forced me to take away even my last map. You might be spared."

On the one hand, Pei Xiangjin propped his head and turned his pen, looked at Liu Siwei and said in a relaxed tone: "Mr. Liu, don't be impatient. It's one thing to kill someone. It's another thing not to report what you know. It's another thing to commit a duty-related crime. Let's take it slowly." Forget it, now you still have a chance to atone for your crime... It may not necessarily mean that the death penalty will be executed immediately."

Liu Siwei almost collapsed on the side of the seat—how could he know that this guy hid a map in the database before he died, and how could he calculate that random calculations can really extract this guy's "baby" out.

At this time, after the Blue Goat defeated Liu Siwei, he continued to express his desire to express to Yi Heye:

"The meaning of LIFE is 'life', clean sky, fresh air, this is the real life, not a group of strange people playing role-playing, mixing the smoky fighting and blood together, killing my little one Animals making fun, washing their dirty bodies with pure spring water, polluting, slaughtering, promiscuous... What kind of life is this?!"

Yi Heye looked at his sheep face that was purple with anger, and he could vaguely understand why this guy was angry——

After all, from the moment LIFE added battle elements to casual viewing games, those players who inadvertently broke into this map with game props and hunting missions, in his eyes, have become Outright aggressor.

Holding knives and guns, they wantonly slaughtered and spread blood, just like the group of "sinners" who erected chimneys and built factories.

"The most stupid thing I've ever done is to have unrealistic fantasies about these pigs."

Once upon a time, Fang Chunyang also thought about using games to awaken everyone's pursuit of nature.

Yi Heye has read his early blogs, where there used to be a lot of ideas that seem innocent now——

He once united with the Student Association to petition a large chemical company for rectification, and went to the government's environmental department to petition many times. After numerous letters and visits to nowhere, he chose to create his own "ideal town" with peace of mind.

"The reason why everyone is insensitive is because they were born in a dirty city. I want to make the picture of Area A into the game, so that everyone will no longer be complacent, and the future of mankind can be saved..."

If it is said that Siwei's so-called "trample" and "insult" on his works killed him for the first time, then the rush of many players to the "garbage" he sneered at was the second time.

He found that not many people cared about the so-called "life", and no one would be stimulated by his map to arouse the so-called desire for environmental protection. The group of idiots who don't understand anything are just a group of bastards who only know how to play games.

——But this is not what Yi Heye cares about.

He quietly counted the seconds in his heart, calculating when the 5 minutes of peaceful mode would end.

In more than two minutes, Yi Heye raised his eyes and spoke to him: "Then why are you pretending to be a sheep? I don't think you just want to blame SHEEP."

Hearing SHEEP's name, Qin Xu of Blue Sheep seemed to cool down suddenly, and stared at Yi Heye for a few seconds, then murmured: "He's right there, isn't he... ...? I saw it with my own eyes...he was there."

Yi Heye frowned, thinking of Jian Yunxian's home, some unnecessary doubts were forcibly suppressed.

In front of him, several butterflies slowly flew over, landed on the blue sheep's head, flapping their wings.

At that moment, Yi Heye asked himself in a daze——are the butterflies extinct?It seems that I have never seen this kind of living body for a long time, but it is not so strange, because it will be tattooed on the back and shoulders of various people, it will be endowed with strange meanings and made into a movie, and it will be bent by strange-shaped light tubes. into a blinking icon...

Just like those birds, insects, and flowers, Yi Heye has seen many simulated electronic pets and robotic potted plants, but he has rarely seen serious living things.

But he came back to his senses, the scene in front of him was not real either, these agile and fresh creatures were just a bunch of cold data in the background - once something went wrong, they might not even be as good as the six-eyed flying squirrel that pink water turned into.

As a result, the sense of guilt in his heart was much relieved.

At this time, Lan Yang was still muttering something, but Yi Heye had already quietly touched the tree trunk behind him.

He continued to count the seconds in his mind, and he quietly counted down in his mind: "Ten, nine, eight, seven..."

At this time, the support handed over by SHEEP has gradually taken shape. He looked down and couldn't help but raise the corner of his mouth——

Sometimes he really wondered if this guy could read his own mind.

"Six, five, four..."

He has quietly mobilized his muscles, ready for an explosion at any time.

He has repeatedly won the first place in the countdown contest held by the hunter folks, and his countdown is almost without a millisecond error. They all say that Yi Heye is as accurate as a machine with a stopwatch hidden in his head...

"Three, two, one!"

At the moment when the countdown ended, a soft buzzer sounded, and the peaceful state was lifted.

Yi Heye first charged up and kicked, flew in front of Lan Yang, raised his left hand, and shot him in the head.

"Bang!" A loud noise pierced the quiet sky, and the nearby birds and beasts scattered in horror.

Blue Sheep, who had just been awakened by the beeping, did not react at all, and seemed to be still surprised in the confusion. It turned out that 5 minutes were so short, and his head was opened by the flying bullet.

The blue sheep out of the peaceful state no longer had the invincibility buff, and was shot firmly, the whole body rolled back a few times, and a blue blood flower exploded on the head.

But the home court advantage this guy gave him was far more clumsy than Yi Heye imagined. He had just knocked out one-tenth of the health bar, and it was almost full in an instant.

But Yi Heye didn't stop. One second before he hit the ground, the Baa Zong brand chainsaw sent by SHEEP quickly took shape.

With a "buzz", the teeth of the chainsaw turned quickly. Yi Heye supported the saw with both hands, and sawed off the thick tree trunk hugged by two people in front of him. Buffered blue sheep.

Yi Heye chased after it without any burden in his heart - it was all fake anyway, even if he burned it down with a torch, it would be no pity.

At this time, facing the bandit who came up to deforestation indiscriminately, the blue sheep who was crushed at the bottom of the tree was so angry that he spat out a mouthful of blue blood, HP-10.

Yeren Yi He didn't say much harsh words, he didn't give that guy a second more time, and directly blasted him with a chainsaw.

He didn't know what the blue sheep's self-healing mechanism was, but if he could continue to blaspheme like this after beheading his head, he would have to go to the Arbitration Center to report this guy for cheating.

However, just a second before the sawtooth touched Lan Yang's short and thick neck, a huge force bounced off the chainsaw in his hand, and slashed at Yi Heye's face.

One second before it hit Yi Heye, the chainsaw bulged with a sheep airbag, wrapping the sharp sawtooth.

The soft sheep belly bounced to Yi Heye's forehead, and was blown away by the sawtooth that was still flying inside. I don't know if it was Yi Heye's illusion, Yi Heye seemed to vaguely hear the chainsaw coming A few screams of "baa".

Just as he was about to offer some sympathetic humanistic care to the chainsaw sheep, he saw the blue sheep in front of him rolled into a ball and spinning rapidly in the air——

Here it comes again, Yi Heye sees this shape, thinks of what happened last time, and feels an uncontrollable phantom pain in his left arm.

At this moment, only one sentence flashed through his head—don't let this goat-shaped shell finish loading.

He quickly raised his hand and fired a few shots at the sheep ball, but at this time, the high-speed spinning sheep body seemed to be too hard to break through, and even bounced all the bullets away.

Seeing that the sheep ball in front of him was about to be loaded, Yi Heye took a deep breath and asked in a low voice, "Slow down."

In an instant, a handful of sheep's head guns appeared in his hand.

The feel of this gun is very strange, Yi Heye can't even guarantee that the bullets it fires, but the situation is very critical, Yi Heye holds the attitude of treating a dead horse as a living horse doctor, and buckles the trigger towards the sheep ball ——

"Bah!!"

There was a clear cry of sheep, and a transparent jelly-shaped fat sheep flew out from the muzzle of the gun in his hand. The fat body completely wrapped the sheep ball.

Then, the fat sheep turned into a sticky transparent paste, slowly embracing the sheep ball, like a tongue slowly licking the whole body of the sheep ball, abruptly pulling the high-speed spinning The sheep stopped.

At this time, Lan Yang, who was covered in viscous liquid and unable to move conveniently, had the same shocked expression as Yi Heye, who collapsed after being shocked.

"Damn it." Yi Heye said with disgust, "It's so disgusting."

At this time, SHEEP, who was unable to join the call, seemed to have heard his complaint, and put a remark buoy on the sheep's head gun for 300 taels of silver here——

"Slime bleat gun, which can fire cute slime bleat, and has a very significant deceleration effect."

Yi Heye didn't want to admit that this thing was a slime, so he reached out and closed the buoy with a snap, refusing to accept any sophistry.

But this didn't distract Yi Heye, taking advantage of the blue sheep being entangled, Yi Heye raised his gun again.

This time, the moment the gun in his hand was raised, a four-dimensional logo was added, and then the feel and weight changed.

It is actually very immoral to suddenly change the model before shooting, but Yi Heye is extremely professional, and he still forcibly stabilized. The moment the miniature bazooka in his hand was fired, the recoil almost shattered his shoulder ——

Damn it, Yi Heye's head was buzzing with wild thoughts for a moment.

When I go back, I will sue Siwei for attempted murder.

Attempted murder is one thing, effective assistance is quite another.

The firepower of that cannon just now was indeed astonishing, and it directly blasted the entire lawn on the ground with a terrible ballistic trajectory.

The blood bar of the blue sheep was blasted to less than 40.00%, and the recovery rate also dropped significantly.

Yi Heye wanted to take advantage of the victory and pursue the attack, but the huge impact of the recoil just now caused bursts of tearing pain in his left shoulder.

At least it was a comminuted fracture, Yi Heye's face turned pale, and his breathing became heavy.

Although Blue Sheep had almost half of his blood left, he didn't feel any pain. He just pulled his body that was almost flattened out of the mud puddle, and started preparing to attack crookedly again.

Yi Heye knelt on one knee and knelt on the spot, holding his shoulders and trying to adjust his breathing, but at this moment, the pain seemed to make his whole movements slow, seeing the blue sheep rushing towards his left shoulder, unexpectedly There is no dodge.

This time, Blue Sheep's attack was obviously a little impatient. He ejected before he could increase his speed, but even so, the heavy blow came crashing down, and the force was extremely amazing.

This time, Yi Heye didn't even scream out, his whole movement softened.

Lan Yang also exhausted all his strength, he didn't even recover his health bar anymore, he just trembled, propped up his body that was close to overdrawn, and asked Yi Heye mockingly: "This time your partner didn't help you pull out the plug. gone?"

He looked at the motionless Yi Heye, who lay exhausted by his palm, and said with a sneer, "Don't be brave if you're afraid of pain..."

However, before he could finish his words, he was firmly pressed to the ground by a huge force.

Yi Heye, who was already half-dead just now, seemed to suddenly come back to life, using his already shattered shoulders and hard prosthetic limbs with a steel texture to firmly pin him down.

"Sorry, the perception parameters of normal multiples are really too weak - I don't feel any pain at all."

Yi Heye's crimson pupils flashed a gleam of pleasure, and even Lan Yang, who was in a distressed state of mind, would sigh that this man is fucking crazy when he saw it.

"What's so scary about pain?"

Under Lan Yang's horrified gaze, Yi Heye even deliberately moved his injured joints, grinding his shattered shoulder until it creaked, as if crushing the severe pain, forcing the Lan Yang in front of him to eat it alive generally.

"I swear, there is nothing better than pain in the world." He pointed his gun at Blue Sheep's head, showing a three-pointed smile, "If you don't believe me, try it?"

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