SHEEP

Although Yi Heye thought he was mentally prepared, the moment he asked this question, he almost caused a car accident.

……Hold.

Whenever he was asked whether he liked men or women, Yi Heye didn't have such a strong urge to swallow his tongue.

As for the question in front of me, it skipped the excessive plot of wandering, and directly stepped into the ranks of children who are not suitable for children.

Is this man a hooligan?How can such words be said so smoothly? !

Seeing that Yi Heye didn't speak, Jian Yun said in a leisurely manner: "Ah, could it be..."

Before he finished speaking, Yi Heye quickly stopped the car, pulled the man out of the car seriously, and then held him hostage in a smooth manner, pinning Jian Yunxian's wrist completely.

The man's beautiful wrist made a dangerous "click" sound under Yi Heye's extreme violence, and Jian Yunxian's expression gradually became frightened.

"If you talk too much, you won't be able to see the sun tomorrow." Yi Heye threatened with a murderous look.

Jian Yunxian is a typical example of being tough and not soft. After such a violent crush, he became as obedient as a grandson of a sheep, and sat in the back seat without saying a word.

The ears were finally cleared, but the question of Jian Yunxian couldn't get rid of in his mind again——

Man...or woman...?Is this a big difference?

His knowledge of this area is like an idiot. He doesn't know the process of doing these things with people of different genders, where to use them, and what it feels like. It is still doubtful whether it is based on instinct and intuition.

No one taught him these things, and he never had the nerve to let go of his face and look for some practical teaching—his adolescence, like his childhood, was never complete.

When he realized it later and found that he was really thinking about this matter seriously, he immediately hated iron and steel——Yi Heye, you idiot, this was obviously brought up by that bastard deliberately messing with your mentality Why do you take it seriously? !

The more Yi Heye thought about it, the more angry he became, the old sheep behind him had already shut up, but he always felt that the guy behind him was staring at him with a smile.

The more he thought about it, the more uncomfortable he felt, and finally when he continued to drive for less than 500 meters, Yi Heye's patience reached the limit.

He slammed on the brakes and threw the man and the sheep out of the car: "Get out, go by yourself."

Jian Yunxian was even more wronged than Dou E: "I didn't say a word!!"

Yi Heye didn't respond anymore, turned over and slammed on the gas pedal, leaving the man, father and son pitifully by the side of the road.

No one behind him hugged his waist anymore, Yi Heye heaved a sigh of relief and felt comfortable all over.

Not long after the car had driven out, Xiao Ming said regretfully, "Yebao, are you divorced..."

Yi Heye sighed, and skillfully turned off Xiao Ming's voice - if he didn't want to take the light track, he would have thrown the car on the side of the road.

It took nearly two hours to ride all the way from Area B back to Area D. Xiao Ming was as tired as a donkey, panting heavily, while Yi Heye regained his energy in the rare solitude.

Sure enough, the world without Jian Yunxian would be wonderful.

The block where the fan love trend is located is called Fenghuang Lane. It is only two intersections away from Dirty Street, and it maintains the unique clutter and congestion of this area.

As soon as Yi Heye drove the car to the entrance of the alley, he saw DuangDuang, a big white buttock at the end of the alley, wriggling past.

Time seemed to go back to that night, on the same street not far away, he was also riding a bicycle, and saw Jian Yunxian walking sheep in the dirty street.

Thus, the unfinished hunt engraved in DNA awakened in an instant.

Yi Heye directly hit the accelerator, stopped Jian Yunxian at the end of the alley, and drifted quickly, supporting the body of the locomotive with one leg, holding the handlebar with one hand, and took out a gun from his pocket with the other.

One second before Jian Yunxian could react, Yi Heye had already stopped in front of him, with his gun pointed between his eyebrows.

Jian Yunxian was stunned for a moment, let go of the traction rope in his hand, and raised his hands in a gesture of surrender.

Xiao Yunduo beside him, seeing that the situation was not good, straightened up in a hurry, tried to raise his two front hooves in front of his head, and made a surrender like Gong Xi Fa Cai.

"I got caught." Jian Yun said with a smile, "Your Majesty is amazing."

This man's courage was obviously fattened by himself, and he didn't think that Yi Heye would shoot at him for real - although Yi Heye really didn't intend to shoot him.

Tsk, Yi Heye retracted his gun resentfully—it's really boring.

Seeing Yi Heye stop, Jian Yunxian regained his composure, and said with a smile, "I didn't expect Mr. Yi to ride a bicycle quite fast, and we just arrived when we drove here."

Only then did Yi Heye catch a glimpse of the familiar luxury car parked outside the alley, and turned cold: "Next time you rub against my car, I will make you lose your hands on the steering wheel."

Jian Yunxian closed his mouth obediently again.

At this time, it was 05:30 in the evening, and there was still some time before Fenghuang Lane entered the business state.

Yi Heye looked around for a while, and then glanced at Comrade Jian Yunxian who was leading the sheep, and suddenly felt that the remaining few hours were more difficult than the rest of his life.

But Jian Yunxian looked relaxed: "There is still a while, Mr. Yi, would you like to have dinner with us nearby?"

Just as Yi Heye was about to refuse, he saw Xiao Yunduo froze the rope with a face of resistance, and finally glanced at him secretly, his little eyes rolled into big white eyes, obviously he didn't want to go shopping with Yi Heye.

Yi Heye, who couldn't stand the provocation, instantly became angry—it didn't want it, but he wanted it.

Yi Heye parked Xiao Ming next to Jian Yunxian's luxury car, and looked at Xiao Yunduo with a sneer: "Let's go."

Xiao Yunduo was so angry that she stomped her hoof happily, and almost flattened the raised bricks on the ground with two thumps, but Jian Yunxian looked happy: "Okay, it's really rare."

It wasn't until he turned around that Jian Yunxian's smile was imprinted in Yi Heye's field of vision, and he realized it belatedly—fuck it, it's really bad that the father and son are here to sing the double reed and dig a hole for themselves. Got home!

But the words had already been released, Jian Yunxian still grasped his shoulder very familiarly, Yi Heye couldn't escape even if he wanted to.

Outside Fenghuang Lane is the busiest commercial street in District D. Compared with the large-scale shops full of technology in District B, this crowded and unplanned layout is more full of unique shopping malls. Crowded.

These shops tried their best to display their storefronts, and the signboards along the way each had their own beauty.Some vertically occupy half the height of a building, and some stretch out to the middle of the road, wishing to stick them in front of passers-by.

At this time, it was evening, when the lanterns were first put on, the neon billboards all around were lit up one after another.In an instant, the dark red sky was ignited, and the street in front of them was like a long tunnel. Wherever they went, the light would shine.

Little Yunduo was also attracted by the liveliness here, walking around and looking around, her little tail wriggling around, she could tell she was in a good mood just by looking at it.

There is a popcorn-exploding robot on the side of the road, babbling and chirping in the dark. It seems to be old, and the lead content is probably completely exceeded.

Little Yunduo was attracted by the sweet and creamy smell on his body, and leaned over curiously. As soon as the tip of his nose touched the guy's iron sheet, he heard a loud "bang", and a flower exploded from the robot's forehead. .

Little Yunduo was so frightened that his crap was out of control, his four short legs were almost floating in mid-air, and he plunged his head into Jian Yunxian's arms.

Jian Yunxian was amused by him, and reached out to throw a coin into the robot, and the robot happily pushed its head away and handed out a bag of popcorn.

Xiao Yunduo originally didn't intend to pay attention to this bad thing that scared her, but the aroma of the popcorn was too tempting, so she could only use her nasal cavity to express her disdain by "humming" while digging her head into the popcorn flexibly. pile.

Jian Yunxian saw that his fat sheep was so unattractive, he could only pinch the nape of its neck helplessly: "Eat less junk food."

Xiao Yunduo looked at the popcorn in front of her in a bewildered manner as it got farther and farther away from her, pawing and pulling with her hooves while wiping off the crumbs stuck to her mouth.

Looking at the father and son, Yi Heye thought it was a bit funny, but he didn't realize it, and his mood relaxed unconsciously.

Jian Yunxian seemed to have installed a radar in his head, and at the moment Yi Heye smiled, he turned his head and looked over precisely: "Mr. Yi seems to be in a good mood, it's really a rare sight."

Yi Heye's smile froze instantly again - as long as you shut up honestly, I will be in a good mood.

After regaining his senses, Yi Heye realized that he had followed these two outsiders for almost half a street. With the mentality of the host, Yi Heye asked, "What do you want to eat? I treat guests, but if it's too clean, don't you?" , not too high-end."

The hygienic conditions of this street are very average. There are so many shops that are crowded, and there are indeed not too clean.

Jian Yunxian handed over the difficult problem to Yi Heye: "Mr. Yi chooses, I actually have no taboos."

Yi Heye raised his eyebrows, and led the people straight to a shop on the second floor on the east side.

The storefront of this shop looks much cleaner than those on the first floor, but the sign hanging high makes people feel a little uneasy-"Spicy noodle shop, not spicy but not dead!"

Pushing open the door, Yi Heye smiled and said, "I'm here because you said there is no taboo. I have a strong taste, and I only like to eat at this one."

Jian Yunxian looked at the empty noodle shop, and a vague premonition crept into his heart.

As soon as he entered the door, the boss greeted him——Yi Heye really didn't lie, he should be a frequent visitor here.

"Yo, Leopard!"

The boss is a bearded man wearing electronic prosthetic eyes, with a rough voice, and his demeanor can be seen from the dirty water of D District.

"Hey! He even brought friends—fuck it, Leopard already made fucking friends."

Yi Heye glanced at him speechlessly, knocked on the table, and signaled him to stop talking nonsense: "Same as usual."

Hu Chanan also looked back at Jian Yunxian: "Where's your friend?"

My friend Benyou said cautiously: "Give me the least spicy."

Hu Chanan sneered, then turned his head and pointed at Yi Heye: "You just bully others."

"What he said is not taboo." Yi Heye said with a blank expression, "Say a few words, there are other things in a while."

Hu Channan said a long "Okay", turned and went into the kitchen.

At this time, Jian Yunxian looked like a lamb that had been lured into a wolf's den, with an innocent look on his face.

Yi Heye looked at him with his face propped up for a while, then sneered, then lowered his head and turned on the projector, flipping through the documents idly.

Sitting face to face with Jian Yunxian at the same table, he actually felt a little embarrassed because he didn't know what to say.

Thinking about it carefully, they really didn't seem to have had such a formal face-to-face.Yi Heye lowered his head and absently scanned the file.

Suddenly, Yi Heye raised his head, and asked as if remembering something: "Mr. Jian questioned my judgment standard for people and machines before, so I would also like to ask for your advice. In Professor Jian's eyes, people and machines are the most important." Where is the difference?"

"I think it's human nature." Jian Yun said leisurely, "It's good or evil, it's the seven emotions and six desires."

"I personally think that Chief Yi's current judgment mode is like a machine, which accurately analyzes the reflectivity of their eyes and the micro-processing of expressions. It is absolutely rational and objective, but it is extremely easy to be blurred." Jian Yun Idlely said, "Human brain machines, personal computers, these things are evaluated by your judgment method, what are they?"

"Measured by 'human nature', all this becomes easy to understand." Jian Yunxian said with a smile, "As long as it has human thinking, no matter what its appearance is, it will all be human, as long as it is run by algorithms Yes, no matter how realistic the appearance is, it is still a machine—isn’t it much simpler and more capable?”

"But human nature is not something that can be judged by a ruler or a scale. It is a vague concept, but it is the most attractive part that distinguishes 'human beings' from 'machines'." Jian Yunxian Tan Shou, "This is very interesting. The strict judgment standard does not match the appropriate scale, but there is no tenable standard behind the precise scale."

At this moment, there was the sound of the frying pan in the kitchen, and a gust of hot air bursting in the room like a poisonous gas bomb.

Xiao Yunduo, who was sleeping at the table, was woken up by choking. Before he could react, white smoke rose from his forehead due to overheating. Jian Yunxian was relatively calm. After coughing twice, he still Saved the decency on the face.

Yi Heye quietly raised his eyes, chuckled lightly, and calmly settled down in the spicy air.

After a while, a bowl of red noodles with spicy oil was served.

Jian Yunxian frowned, and pushed the bowl in front of him to Yi Heye.

Yi Heye raised his hand to stop him, smiling: "Your."

Jian Yunxian looked at the thick layer of spicy oil, and softly argued: "I want the least spicy."

Yi Heye's smile remained the same: "This is, eat."

Jian Yunxian's emerald green eyes revealed a shocking light. He held his breath, broke open the bamboo chopsticks on one side, dipped them into the bowl for a few times, but still hesitated to speak.

Yi Heye tapped the table with his fingers, his smile became extremely dangerous: "Eat, are robots afraid of spicy food?"

Jian Yun heard the words, quietly put down his chopsticks, and then said with a smile: "It seems that Mr. Yi is not afraid of spicy food."

Yi Heye reacted for a while before he came to his senses. This guy began to think that he was a robot again, so he became a little angry: "I don't think you know how to eat spicy food?"

Invite him to eat the spiciest noodles in the entire D area, the purpose is to closely observe his micro-expressions when eating spicy food.

When robots imitate human beings, they often pay more attention to some complex emotional reactions, but these inconspicuous details that are closest to life may often be ignored.

Such a simple action as eating spicy food involves a lot of functional reactions, from the complexion, the whites of the eyes, the expression, etc., it is very likely to show flaws.

This is Yi Heye's little temptation to Jian Yunxian in his spare time.

Seeing the face of the person in front of him showing embarrassment but pretending to be stubborn, Yi Heye declared that he had won the round.

He turned back and said to the boss: "There is no need to make another bowl, I will pay the money."

Turning his head, he moved the guy's unmoved noodles back to his face.

"Mr. Jian, it's not so easy to imitate human beings." While talking, Yi Heye picked up the special chili powder on the table, and sprinkled a thick pile of it on the noodles, "I think it's necessary to continue embarrassing you." Not much, I just want to tell you that I am not betting on my intuition, in my eyes you are just like the group of machines outside, full of flaws all over your body."

"Until your so-called 'kernel judgment method' comes up with a suitable weight and measure, my set of rules will never be outdated."

Yi Heye first unhurriedly took out the milk powder sticks from his pocket, made himself a glass of milk, then looked up at Jian Yunxian, and raised the chopsticks in his hand: "Learn it, human beings eat spicy food .”

Yi Heye ate very fast, but he wasn't rude. His demeanor and expression even carried his usual indifference and dullness. Facing the horrible pile of red oil in front of him, he just buried his head without changing his face. , I ate a whole bowl with milk.

Seems like a bad example because he looks more like a robot than a robot pretending to eat spicy food.

But Jian Yunxian carefully looked at the corners of his eyes, the tip of his nose, and his lips, looked at these places that were slightly reddened by the heat, and his foggy eyes, and rarely teased him again.

Instead, wait for him to finish eating and pack up his things, and get up with him.

Just as he was thinking about what to say, Yi Heye raised his head after eating well, and patted his shoulder again: "Go, please eat something else."

It was as if the temptation just now had never existed at all.

Jian Yunxian quietly looked at him, feeling that this guy was more terrifying than he imagined.

After going out, Jian Yunxian casually picked some light-tasting rice balls to satisfy his hunger. He had to admit that Yi Heye's encounter made him lose his appetite, but it also stimulated him to look forward to this contest.

At this time, the night fell completely, and the lively night culture in District D began to show its prominence.

After the two walked out of the porridge shop, a group of strangely dressed people rushed past, some with rainbow hair, and some with smoky makeup. They held broken guitars and basses in their hands, and some Carrying the stereo and carrying the drums.

The leader was a short-haired girl wearing a crop top and high-waisted pants covered with rivets. She held a microphone and sang weird songs as she passed through the crowd in a high-pitched manner.

Little Yunduo took a step back in fear, and couldn't help but poke his head out to take another look.

Yi Heye said: "This is a street parade band that blows up the street. It can also be regarded as a street beggar. They are all poor ghosts with abnormal brains."

This evaluation is indeed true. The one who follows them at the end of the line is someone who asks for "tickets" with a big bag. Those who join in the fun will throw a few coins. If they don't want to pay, this guy will just grab There was a dirty curse on the collar of others.

After being robbed in such a way, I have saved a small layer of coins after walking half a street.

When the pocket was stretched out in front of Yi Heye, Jian Yunxian thought that he was going to pre-emptively stuff someone into the sack, but unexpectedly, he seemed to be ready, and he took a note with a large denomination from somewhere and threw it in.

Jian Yunxian looked over in surprise, and Yi Heye raised his eyebrows, seemingly indifferent, and said, "I used to be this kind of rubbish, anyway, they can still sell some art, I was purely relying on robbery at that time."

After saying these words lightly, Yi Heye turned around.

Jian Yunxian looked at his back - although this guy's clothes are not extravagant, but they are also very appropriate, clean and clean, he doesn't look like a person who hangs around in D area, even if he dyes his hair with these gangsters When piercing ears, they also choose the freshest colors and the most restrained styles.

His whole appearance is very obedient, and he shouldn't appear here at first glance, but if you look at his eyes for a few seconds, you will find that there is a layer of redness in those crimson eyes that can only be covered in the bottom world. thick ash.

He was a person who didn't dare to be here, but was born here.

After dark, the street was a little dazzlingly bright.

Seeing that it was almost time for the opening of Fenghuang Lane, Yi Heye hadn't thought of any reason to get close to those guys—the men and women who sell on this street are full of minds, just asking questions If you have a mentality, you will definitely not be able to ask one, two, three.

This made Yi Heye a little anxious. While thinking about it, he shuttled through the crowd and almost lost Jian Yunxian, who was unfamiliar with the place.

Turning around, he found that the person hadn't followed, so Yi Heye followed the original path to find it belatedly, only to see Jian Yunxian squatting on the side of the road, pinching Xiao Yunduo's mouth: "Spit it out, that one can't eat."

Xiao Yunduo pretended to be stupid, and continued chewing with puffed cheeks: "Ba ha ha ha."

Jian Yunxian: "If you swallow it, I won't give you food tomorrow."

Xiao Yunduo rolled her eyes, weighed the pros and cons, and spat it out: "Tui~"

Taking a closer look, it was a small pink USB flash drive, which looked old and covered with traces of use.

At this time, a woman in revealing clothes and a pink afro hurriedly ran from the opposite side: "Hey, that's mine!"

Jian Yun stood up leisurely, wiped the things clean and handed them to her in a very gentlemanly manner.

"Great, great." The woman quickly patted her chest, carefully wrapped the thing in a handkerchief, and put it in her pocket, "Thank you, thank you!"

It looks like a very expensive thing.

The woman looked at the lamb with a ignorant expression on one side, then bent down and rubbed its head lovingly: "It's really thanks to you, I have to thank you very much."

Then he raised his head and asked Jian Yunxian: "Little handsome guy, why don't you come and sit in our store for a while, and I'll get some grass for your sheep to eat..."

When Jian Yun turned around, Yi Heye was giving him winks——

Coincidentally, this is the proprietress of "Fanai Trend", the one they are looking for.

So Jian Yunxian straightened up and followed the proprietress to the entrance of the alley.

"Coincidentally, you are Fanai's proprietress, right?"

Walking into the alley, Jian Yunxian smiled and pushed the unprepared Yi Heye down in front of her:

"I'd like to bring my friend to have a dinner. This guy is the first time, do you think you can arrange a suitable one for us?"

The author has something to say:

you?Arrange one?Two people use one?