SHEEP

Although he was a little ashamed, Yi Heye had to admit that when he saw this, he actually felt a little bit moved.

When there is no one around, some shady thoughts become much bolder.

Yi Heye's heart beat "thumping", and he scanned the page in front of him.

Netizens revealed their true feelings in every detail, which made him a little thirsty. It was rare for him not to make milk powder, but to gulp down a large glass of water.

In fact, after reading so much, what can really stay in my mind is only a series of "pain" and countless "cool".

While looking at the written description, Yi Heye combined the actions he and Jian Yunxian did today. Combining the two, he finally roughly figured out which "important steps" were omitted.

Another burst of shame flooded his heart, Yi Heye planned to stop the loss and exit the page in time, but accidentally saw a video link in the comment area.

Manager: "Share a little baby movie that I have cherished for a long time, it is definitely spicy~"

After a whole day of exposure to pornography, Yi Heye also probably knows what "spicy little movie" refers to.

In the past, he would have turned it off quickly and would kill the computer to show his innocence, but this time, while thinking about his relationship with Jian Yunxian today, he stretched out his sinful little hand towards the link.

Today, Yi Heye is destined to become a real adult.

He took a deep breath, and he had already preset the possible scenes in his mind in advance. Yi Heye thought he was mentally prepared, covered his eyes with one hand but left a gap, and planned to turn off the video anytime, anywhere with the other hand— —

In the next second, the video unfolded, and the hot music came. Yi Heye was already ready to see some unspeakable vibrancy, but in the next second, he saw a steel pipe appearing on the screen——

Then a lamb stepped into the picture very contrivedly, stepping on a drum.

I saw it grabbed the steel pipe with one front hoof, hooked one back foot decently, and then twisted selflessly with the sexy DJ music.

For a moment, Yi Heye felt that his heart was empty.

He just sat blankly in front of the screen, watching the lamb dance the whole song, and then watched the guy twist in front of him and blow him a kiss.

Yi Heye felt that the world had changed from colorful yellow to yellowish black.

At the end of the song, Lamb crossed his legs and made a very sexy ending pose, then pouted his tail and propped his waist, and asked expectantly: "Honey, am I hot enough?"

Yi Heye stared at him seriously for three seconds, then got up, and pulled down the switch with a "click".

The room was pitch black, and the little white and fluffy tail of the lamb was printed on the retina.

Yi Heye ran to the bathroom in the dark, washed his face, and dripped a few drops of artificial tears to wash his eyes.

——It’s so spicy, it’s really spicy.

Probably because of being attacked by this sheep too many times, Yi Heye felt that he was gradually becoming numb. He calmly groped in the dark to remove his prosthetic limb, took a bath in the dark, and finally went to bed in the dark, except that he almost fell Died outside the bathroom, all is well.

Until he lay back on the bed and covered himself with the quilt as usual, at that moment, he seemed to smell a sandalwood scent in a daze, and then saw Jian Yunxian lying on his body and doing push-ups——

Yi Heye sat up in shock, until his heartbeat returned to calm, he realized that everything just now was his own illusion.

He sat on the bed covered in cold sweat for half a minute, and it took a long time before he lay back down with lingering fear.

But as soon as he closed his eyes, he seemed to smell the vague fragrance again, and he even felt his lips being bitten lightly.

This time he knew it was all his imagination, so he turned over, buried his head under the pillow, and lay on the bed.

But this posture reminded him of what was introduced in the "Popular Science" post just now. The one below can lie on his stomach like this, and then he can do this and that, that and that...

Although he didn't see the real hot little movie, he could imagine one, two, three just based on those vivid descriptions.

At this time, Jian Yunxian's non-existent breath and contact, the description in the post, and the sexy background music of the hot dance of the lamb, lingered in Yi Heye's mind.

--Oh shit.

Yi Heye rubbed against the quilt unbearably, but of course the itching became more and more itchy.

It was really on the string, so I had to send it.

After thinking about it for a long time, he turned over and picked up the prosthetic limb on the table.

Let's install it, at least it can be done quickly, he thought naively.

That night, he fell asleep with his prosthesis on.

He miscalculated his love for pain, so he insisted on climbing up and fighting hard all night before he was forced to go offline in the result of "still having heart but really powerless".

The next day, he had a long-lost sleep, and the first thing he did when he woke up was to throw the sheets into the washing machine, and then take a thorough shower.

To be honest, I'm really tired, but a little fatigue is better than being haunted by demons.

Yi Heye came out of the bathroom wetly, only to feel that after waking up, he had escaped into the empty door and completely lost all worldly desires.

After solving his personal problems, Yi Heye felt that he could devote all his energy to work.

He turned on the switch again, picked up a few orders on the reward website, got dressed and went downstairs——

The matter of the case has to be postponed, and Yi Heye's job is the biggest motivation for Yi Heye's happy life.

It's been a long time since Xiao Ming had such a happy activity. The exhaust pipe made a savage roar, as if it was going to blow up all the yin-loving creatures in the whole street.

The car drove into the underground garage, and the sky was as gray as ever.

Although the air quality here is extremely poor, and every molecule in the air has a huge potential for lethality, but after all, he grew up in this poison jar since he was a child. The life expectancy of the next few decades does a high equivalent exchange.

"Dirty Street." Yi Heye pointed to the first coordinate, "There are more illegal AIs here than rats, and I don't understand why those guys can't get points."

During the period when Yi Heye was not able to concentrate on earning points, he quietly paid attention to the amount of tasks received by other people on the list and the changes in points——

Taking advantage of his absence, that group of people desperately took over all the tasks they could take, and almost desperately racked up their points. As a result, their points seemed to have only slightly increased.

So far, No.2 is still nearly twice the score away from Yi Heye.

It’s so boring, Yi Heye sighed helplessly—this is why he likes to compete with AI recently, it’s really boring to compare with peers.

The car turned into a dirty street, and Yi Heye quickly locked two targets in the crowd like a scanner. They were cooperating to steal the wallets of passers-by, and in the next second, they turned into a pile under Yi Heye's gun Scrap iron.

Yi Heye recovered the chips with the retractable cable, and planned to make up ten before going to the recycling bin—it has not been so pleasant for a long time.

The main reason why Yi Heye can maintain high efficiency is his extremely precise judgment, which gives him the absolute courage and confidence to strike first and play later.

If the normal recycling process is followed, first searching, then discovering, making a judgment, then capturing alive, then notifying the identification center, and then going through the official process for recycling, after this set is completed, Yi Heye has already accumulated a sack full of chips.

However, it is also understandable that these hunters dare not kill first and then act later. After all, if the judgment is wrong, the light one will be reported and face severe punishment, and the serious one may even cause a murderous tragedy.

Yi Heye drove the car into a familiar alley, and the terrain here gradually coincided with the word "report".

A few months ago, it was here that Yi Heye was tricked by some bastard and reported directly.

The joy on Yi Heye's face was cut in half in an instant - after all, he has known this guy for so long, and he has not found direct evidence that he is an AI, which is a great shame to him!

In fact, it's not that he can't just kill him first and play later. Jian Yunxian is almost defenseless against him now. It's not difficult to find an opportunity to quietly blow his head off, but that inexplicable competitive spirit doesn't allow Yi Heye to do so——

Jian Yunxian has been playing Di on his forehead for so long, and Yi Heye has long been unable to be satisfied with shooting him in the head.

Not only did he want to catch Jian Yunxian, but he also had to produce evidence that made him unable to quibble, make him kneel at his feet and hug his thigh, admit his mistakes with snot and tears, and let him He publicly stated on his Poyang forum that he lost to the most powerful AI hunter.

Heh, you must let him cry for three days and three nights.

While thinking, Yi Heye walked slowly along the whereabouts of that night. That night, many people on the street were watching...uh...porn show, and he just came out from the doomsday round after drinking milk... …

At this time, the car just stopped at the door of Doomsday Wheel, and Yi Heye looked at the signboard for subletting the store, and was slightly stunned——

The boss of the doomsday round is dead, but it is still unclear who instigated it. The security department did not find out, and he did not continue to investigate.

Obviously a few months ago, he was stepping on his life-resistant leg to hand himself a gun, and asked himself why he only drank milk when he went to the bar.

Yi Heye was lost in thought through the glass—he had always been very numb to this kind of parting, perhaps because he had experienced too much, he was no longer sad because of the death of an acquaintance, but after a long time, seeing that There will be a little bit of confusion and bewilderment when there are traces of people's existence.

That night, I also used the gun he handed over to kill an alien AI.

Thinking of this, Yi Heye suddenly felt a little familiar - Alien AI.

The kind of AI that I recovered just now, which will not undergo secondary deformation when attacked, is the most common type in work. This kind of AI is less aggressive and less dangerous to human life.

And Tony and the green hat spider man he met in the doomsday round at the beginning are typical alien AIs. When they are stimulated, they will undergo obvious deformation, and thus transform into a more aggressive form, which is harmful to humans. The threat is very serious, and it is also the object that their hunters need to focus on.

Thinking about it carefully, the alien AI is actually just a kind of existence that suddenly appeared in the past two years. I still remember that when the first alien AI appeared in the D area, it caused considerable social panic, but when the official exposure of Yi Heye After comrades tore up the video of aliens with bare hands, the satisfaction of the public's sense of security returned to normal levels overnight.

Later, because of Yi Heye's outstanding abilities, he had more and more opportunities to actively and passively come into contact with the alien AI, so he didn't seem to think that there was anything unusual about such an existence.

At this moment, Yi Heyezai thought carefully about the unimportant prelude to that unhappy night, and vaguely remembered something——

The start of that farce seems to be that the green-haired spider stole something from the rivet man...

He couldn't remember what he stole, but in his impression, he vaguely heard someone say: "How can AI still take drugs??"

Yi Heye suddenly recalled that that guy seemed to have stolen the rivet man's new hallucinogen X100.

He didn't think about it that much at the time, but now that he thinks about it, he finds it extremely weird—as Mr. Kevin said, AI doesn't even have a nerve center, and hallucinogens and drugs are completely meaningless to them.

So why is this guy stealing medicine?Take it out and resell it?

This is the only explanation Yi Heye can figure out, but his strong intuition tells him that this is not the case.

Spider Man and Tony are both aliens, and Ren Guoqi also has a history of drug abuse. In Yi Heye's eyes, this is no longer within the scope of coincidence.

Could it be that the current AI has evolved to learn to suck du?Or in other words, in order to please the human employer, even if the drug does not have any effect, you have to follow along with it, and pretend to be enjoying it?

At this moment, a strong intuition forced Yi Heye to put down his work, and reached out to make a phone call to the Security Department——

On the other end of the phone, there was an exhausted police officer Pei: "Hello?"

The refreshment in Yi Heye's voice was in stark contrast to his scene: "Has the autopsy report come out?"

Before suspecting drugs, Yi Heye had asked the Security Section to conduct a key inspection of Ren Guoqi's body.

Pei Xiangjin was so irritable that he heard his voice so relaxed, and he was even more upset: "When can you learn to say 'please' when asking for help, you must know that this matter is not our responsibility to be in charge of the security department."

Yi Heye: "Did you get me the autopsy report?"

Pei Xiangjin on the other end of the phone took a deep breath and endured it for a long time before he lost his temper.

After a while, I heard Yu Yili answer the phone: "Hello, Mr. Yi."

Before Yi Heye answered, he heard Pei Xiangjin scold him: "Don't be so polite with him, damn it. You ungrateful bastard!"

Yu Yili: "Captain Pei, cursing people will rot your teeth."

Then Yi Heye heard a wail from over there, and Yu Yili didn't dare to talk nonsense anymore.

After a brief episode, Yu Yili quickly returned to working condition.

Yi Heye got straight to the point: "I just want to know if this guy is taking drugs now."

Yu Yili flipped through the report in his hand and concluded: "About Ren Guoqi's autopsy results, an extremely small amount of drug residue was detected in the blood, it can be inferred that the deceased had smoked for a long time about two years ago. History, but there is no trace of taking illegal drugs in the past year.".

Yi Heye was a little surprised by the fact that he hadn't taken any drugs for the past year - one year was almost the time this guy brought Tony home.

Could it be that Tony is some kind of upright male mistress, Ren Guoqi even gave up his drug addiction during the days of hanging out with him?

Yu Yili: "The type of drug that Ren Guoqi used most often was heroin, which has progressed to the point of intravenous injection. In this case, he did not relapse within a year, which is actually very rare and abnormal."

Intravenous injection, also known as opening the skylight.Many du smokers are not satisfied with the method of nasal inhalation, but choose to inject the drug directly into the vein with a syringe, so as to achieve a stronger pleasure.

This injection method has an extremely fast effect, and it can produce explosive euphoria in the smoker almost instantly, but at the same time, it is extremely harmful to the body and extremely addictive.

Du addicts who have reached the step of "opening the skylight" basically have no possibility of detoxification, and are not far from death.

Therefore, it is indeed an extremely abnormal situation that Ren Guoqi has not touched drugs within a year.

"It was supposed to check the condition of the deceased's brain, but in this incident, the deceased's head was severely injured, and no valid samples could be extracted at the scene." Yu Yili said, "However, if Mr. Yi simply needs to know Regarding the deceased’s history of drug use, the blood test results are sufficient.”

Yu Yili is the chief forensic doctor of the safety department, and the results he got say one, and no one in the entire forensic field dares to say the other.

So, if he said he didn't smoke, then this guy must not have smoked.

Yi Heye said: "Alright..."

Before he finished speaking, he heard Pei Xiangjin swearing: "Look at this guy, he can't even say thank you!!"

Yi Heye, who was going to say thank you, rebelliously swallowed that thank you. After calling the forensic doctor the reward for his private work, he said to Yu Yili:

"If you have time, take care of your captain's mental health. If he gets mad at you one day, you'll have to work overtime to have him cut."

Before the ultimate insult came, Yi Heye hung up the phone with a "slap".

Is it not because of smoking?Yi Heye flipped through the autopsy report sent over there again, and frowned.

Could it be that my intuition was wrong this time?Yi Heye didn't quite believe it, but the results in black and white showed that this was the truth.

Then the only way of thinking is broken.

Yi Heye thought for a while, and felt a little upset.

When he has no ideas, Yi Heye likes to ride his bicycle around the streets and alleys of District D. He whirled around in the wind for a few laps, and finally decided to trust his instinct——

Regardless of the form of connection, this case must, must have something to do with drugs.

He decided to start the investigation from where it all started. He needed to go to Phoenix Lane again.

Just as he turned a corner in the direction of that road, he saw a crowd of people surrounded by a woman crying and cursing heart-piercingly.

Yi Heye never liked to join in the fun. Just as he was about to drive away without taking his eyes off the car, he saw a bright pink hair appearing in the crowd - it was Sister Qin.

Yi Heye frowned, stopped the car, and didn't see two women in the middle of the crowd until he got closer. If he remembered correctly, the girl who was sitting on the ground with her collar pulled was the one who was in love with fans yesterday. Rosie on drugs.

Yi Heye was too embarrassed to gossip like that, so he could only hear the reason by pricking his ears——

It turned out that the crying woman was the wife of the man yesterday. Last night, the man didn't come home all night. The woman went out to look for her and found that her husband had died naked in Phoenix Alley.

I don't know if I don't inquire, but after inquiring, I found out that my husband had an unscrupulous concubine, and the day before the man died, he was still hanging out with this stinky bastard.

At this time, Yi Heye was staring at Rosie who was sitting on the ground. She was more like a soulless machine with a dull expression and a slack eye, completely ignoring the woman's scolding and beating.

Yi Heye could tell from the look in her eyes, this guy probably knocked again in the morning, and he hasn't recovered yet.

"You bitch! It was you who killed my husband!!" The woman cried heart-piercingly, as if she wanted to tear Rosie's thin body apart.

At this time, Sister Qin stopped her with a cold face: "Our girl is just a hard worker looking for a living. Before embarrassing her, think about whether your husband can't control his rotten cucumber."

When the woman heard this, her emotions collapsed, and she rushed over to beat Sister Qin: "Don't be ashamed of those who come out to sell!!"

People on one side rushed up to fight, Yi Heye was terrified of such a scene, and was already planning to run away at any time.

As a result, just before he left, he heard another sentence: "Has the doctor's results come out? How did your husband die?"

Someone else interjected: "Did you die from taking drugs, look at this biao, damn it..."

As a result, the woman said: "He lost too much blood and died. After blood tests, he didn't drink."

Didn't drink?Yi Heye frowned, not believing her words at all.

"Don't talk nonsense, our girl's medical report has also been done." Sister Qin heard this and projected a report with her watch.

Undoubtedly, Rosie was also a heavy addict, but the results of a quick random test in the morning showed that she hadn't smoked drugs for at least half a year.

Yi Heye stared at the result, and after confirming that the report was not falsified, another thought vaguely occurred to him.

Yesterday, Kevin told them swearingly that Rosie has been smoking du all the time, and her performance yesterday and today's demeanor are definitely the same after smoking.

However, the test results in front of her did not show that the drug was detected, and could only prove one problem - she and the man, and possibly Ren Guoqi, were taking a brand new drug that could not be detected by blood tests.

Yi Heye stepped out of the crowd and took a look at Sister Qin from a distance—if you want to know the origin of this new drug, the most direct shortcut is to follow the trend of fan love and continue to follow the vine.

Of course, if he still wants to hang out here, he must not be able to do it alone.

After deliberating over and over again, Yi Heye bit the bullet and called Jian Yunxian.

After listening to him explaining his intentions over there, he began to tease again: "Mr. Yi, you are not acting for personal gain. In fact, you still want to secretly follow me again..."

Before he finished speaking, Yi Heye hung up the phone with a "bang".

Jian Yunxian put away the phone contentedly, and then she was a little lost in thought, as if she couldn't help but began to recall what happened yesterday.

After a long time, he turned around and asked the big fat sheep who was playing with a fur ball: "Little Yunduo?"

Little Yunduo stopped hoofing and looked up at him: "What?"

"Has there been any electricity leakage since you left the factory?" Jian Yunxian asked casually.

Xiao Yunduo thought about it for a while, then lowered her voice and whispered, "Baabaa."

When Jian Yunxian heard its answer, he couldn't help laughing helplessly: "When you see a beautiful ewe, you can't help but leak electricity? But you are an electronic sheep."

Little Yunduo buried her head in her hooves shyly, her jet-black little face flushed with embarrassment, she moaned and acted coquettishly, then twisted her fat sheep's buttocks, and stopped talking to him.

Jian Yunxian thought for a while, as if trying to figure out something, but in the end she still couldn't figure it out.In the end, he could only lightly knock on Xiao Yunduo's forehead.

"Sex sheep." He said.

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