SHEEP

As soon as the whisper, for fear that others would not hear it, everyone let out an unscrupulous whistle in a very tacit understanding.

Under the unanimous gazes cast by everyone, Yi Heye's face naturally burned——

Where did the meteorite come from to smash a crater in his head, so he expected that this dog in sheep's clothing could spit out white marble ivory from its mouth.

Someone tried to start an adult topic: "I'm sloppy, talk more! How does it feel!! What XP?! Where does it fit!!!"

Yi Heye felt that his blood pressure was almost out of control, and just when he was about to lose control and had a massacre on the spot, Jian Yunxian shied away solemnly: "How can you use this kind of private talk? Talk nonsense on stage."

Damn, who the hell is talking nonsense without a clue?

Yi Heye fisted hard, intending not to give that guy face, he wanted to give his fingers a double damage spree in public.

As a result, as soon as it was activated, Jian Yunxian bent his eyes, stretched out his hand, and fine-tuned Yi Heye's hand shape.

Then Yi Heye looked at Jian Yunxian helplessly, pulled himself, and compared his heart.

... Comparing my heart.

Chen Sang, who witnessed the whole process: "Damn it, it's so earthy! So sweet!!"

Yi Heye: "..."

Even the strength of snapping fingers was completely vented.

Yi Heye, who was forced to love each other, gritted his teeth and followed the team to the street without saying a word.

They picked a barbecue restaurant, and several people occupied the open-air place vigorously. Hulala threw the musical instruments aside, asked the boss to open a few cases of beer, piled them on the table, and then the robot waiter handed over the menu.

It has to be said that Jian Yunxian's noble demeanor is so eye-catching, just standing there without saying a word can make the barbecue stand blow a breeze of elegance.

However, Yi Heye just wanted to stay away from the guy who made him angry.

He wanted to find someone to slip in, so as not to sit next to Jian Yunxian, but everyone was too self-conscious, so they snapped and grabbed the seat, leaving only the place where the two of them were close together, for this "couple" friends" and their silly children born out of wedlock.

Seeing Xiao Yunduo unceremoniously entrenched between the two seats first, Jian Yunxian very kindly helped him open the chair and invited him to take a seat, Yi Heye felt that the veins on his forehead could hardly be stretched.

But in the next second, professionalism suddenly occupied his entire brain—for work, Yi Heye, it was all for work.

When Yi Heye finally sat down beside Jian Yunxian reluctantly, Chen Sang waved his hand arrogantly and pushed the menu in front of Jian Yunxian: "Customers order first, and they can order whatever they want."

Jian Yunxian glanced at it, and then put the menu in front of Yi Heye: "Listen to your boyfriend."

The word "boyfriend" made Yi Heye's heart beat a little rationally again, and when he quickly adjusted, he scanned the menu in front of him.

"Then I won't be polite." The moment he spoke, Yi Heye's anger was reduced by half, "I want to eat kebabs, lamb chops, leg of lamb, crispy bones of lamb..."

Listening to the whole sheep feast taking shape bit by bit, the first thing that couldn't hold back was the plump little Yunduo.

It was lying on all fours under the table, playing with the plastic tablecloth that it had quietly torn off. When it heard this, it seemed as if it had been copied by a spatula. It immediately turned over, stood up and backed away repeatedly.

Chen Mu glanced at the lamb, and said with emotion: "Xiaoye, as the saying goes, a tiger's poison does not eat its offspring..."

On the one hand, Jian Yunxian was also so frightened that his face turned ugly, and he pretended to cover Xiao Yunduo's ears: "Honey, don't scare the child."

Ah.The coaxing Mr. Yi Heye was no longer angry when he saw his panicked appearance.

In the end, he didn't order mutton, but ordered a saury and some vegetarian dishes.

Yi Heye looked at the roasted whole lamb that could not be ordered on the menu, reviewed the texture of Jian Yunxian's arm, smacked his lips, feeling a little unfinished.

When the dishes were ready, everyone started drinking beer. Yi Heye didn't drink, so he asked for a cup and a pot of hot water, and made milk for himself.

On the one hand, Jian Yunxian didn't really feel like drinking: "I'm not very good at drinking..."

Chen Sang was not happy: "I can't drink but I can drink! I'm so happy today, you two have to send a representative!"

The next second, Chen Sang looked at Yi Heye: "Persuade your husband!"

Yi Heye was drinking milk, when he heard the word "your husband", he almost sprayed the whole table.

He tried his best to calm down, and then looked back at Jian Yunxian who looked embarrassed.

Most AIs are not very good at handling alcohol, and some with high precision may directly cause program confusion.

If because of this, the next task is affected, then the loss outweighs the gain.

Yi Heye cleared his throat, and said: "He really can't drink, and if he drinks too much at the table, he might ruin everyone's happiness."

Jian Yunxian showed a smile, and accepted everyone's compliment "Your boyfriend really loves people" with peace of mind.

At this table, apart from the two of them, the only people who didn't drink were Liu Zhi, and Chen Sang, who didn't even move the barbecue from the beginning to the end.

Yi Heye didn't like to drink, Liu Zhi couldn't drink because of his status as an AI. As for Chen Sang, although she was very aggressive in persuading people to drink, she really didn't drink a sip from the beginning to the end.

Yi Heye handed over a plate of roasted eggplant, and asked tentatively, "You don't want to eat a single bite?"

Chen Sang looked pained, clasped his hands together and begged for mercy: "Sorry, I really want to eat, but my appetite is terrible recently, I can throw up after eating something."

The companion on the side helped her answer: "Yes, Sunny can't help it either."

Yi Heye stared at the thin wrist under her sleeve, without making a sound, and looked away thoughtfully.

During this dinner, Jian Yunxian played his role as his "good boyfriend" conscientiously, helping Yi Heye pick up vegetables, peel shrimps and pick fish bones, so serious that Yi Heye began to worry, did this guy forget their trip? real purpose.

Yi Heye didn't bother to care about him, so he could only quietly stare at Liu Zhi.

This guy is obviously a low-precision artificial intelligence. It doesn't have the emotional feedback that is as finely simulated as the previous generation of green-haired spiders, and its gestures are very dull and rigid.

His eating routine is the most basic and unoptimized. He grabs whatever is in front of him, regardless of whether it's sweet or bitter, and he doesn't show any facial expression to the food that enters his mouth.

But even so, Yi Heye could still see that this guy was absent-minded and vaguely impatient and helpless throughout the meal.

Something that can make such a low-minded guy feel impatient must be quite urgent.

Just thinking of this, Liu Zhi seemed to choke vaguely, and then his complexion became paler and his breathing became heavier.

Yi Heye opened his mouth to eat the shrimp that Jian Yunxian handed over to his mouth, while remembering to him in his heart——

One second, two seconds...

Finally, when Yi Heye counted to the first minute, the guy stood up suddenly, his face covered with imprecise sweat.

"I want to go back."

Chen Sang looked up at him, and waved to him: "Go, go, good night Xiaozhi."

Then Liu Zhi turned his head without looking back, and left quickly.

After confirming the direction this guy left, Yi Heye and Jian Yunxian quickly glanced at each other.

Jian Yunxian got up slightly after receiving the signal: "My house is far away, and I have some things to do tomorrow morning, so I'm sorry."

But as soon as he got up, Chen Sang reached out and pushed him down.

Then he poured a large glass of beer and handed it to him: "If you can't drink enough, you can drink as much as you want. We've satiated our stomachs by now, so let's have a glass of beer. Anyway, we'll be home in a while—please save face."

Yi Heye didn't expect such a sudden attack. Seeing Chen Sang's stubborn temper, he might be overwhelmed for a while, but when he turned his head, he was worried that Liu Zhi would not be found if he ran away, so he urged Jian Yun, "Hurry up and drink."

Jian Yunxian didn't expect Yi Heye to sell himself so quickly, and just about to leave after a few sips of this cup, he was stopped by Chen Sang.

With a "bang", the girl filled another cup and put it in front of him: "This is a punishment for leaving early, and Liu Zhi has nothing to do with it."

Jian Yunxian's expression twitched slightly, and seeing Yi Heye's anxious eyes, he could only drink the cup in silence.

The two were finally let go, and Yi Heye hurriedly dragged people to chase Liu Zhi, and as soon as he turned into the dark alley, he warned Jian Yunxian in a low voice: "I don't care if you can drink or not, even if you want to drink crazy, you have to drink." Let’s wait till we’re done.”

Jian Yunxian said very little after drinking, didn't respond, and just followed behind Yi Heye obediently.

Fortunately, Jian Yun drank quickly, and the two of them didn't lose track of each other. They chased Liu Zhi's flustered footsteps all the way, and turned into a familiar route in a twisted way.

If I remember correctly, this road is the road to the base camp of "Fan Ai Trend".

At this moment, two irrelevant threads seemed to be gently connected.

Based on his impression, Yi Heye took a short cut, held his breath, and hid with Jian Yunxian in the shadows opposite the door of "Fanai Trend"——

Jian Yunxian drank much better than he imagined, not only obeyed his own words, but even talked less.

Jian Yunxian, who can't talk coquettishly, stood beside him, and he really looked like Mr. Gentleman in his appearance, which was rare and strange for Yi Heye.

Just as he was thinking, Liu Zhi ran over from another road in a panic. His expression could not be seen clearly in the dark night road, but Yi Heye could hear his messy breathing from a long distance away, and the sound from deep in his throat. An uncontrollable, painful sob squeezed out from everywhere.

Yi Heye subconsciously grabbed Jian Yunxian's clothes, and in the next second, he saw this guy fall in front of Fen Ai's door.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." Liu Zhi, who fell on the ground, made a slanted shadow under the dim streetlight.

Yi Heye watched helplessly as a slender mechanical arm protruded from his mouth, like a spider's leg, trying to hatch out of his body.

It's a shape-shifting alien AI.

Yi Heye subconsciously touched the gun to kill him, but Jian Yunxian gently hooked him from behind the collar, with just the strength of one finger, making the unsuspecting Yi Heye take a few steps back.

Then leaned on Jian Yunxian's shoulder.

After a moment of hesitation, Fanai's door opened.

Yi Heye watched helplessly as a light leaked from the door, and then someone's hand stretched out from the light, and dragged Liu Zhi who was on the ground in.

Then, the gate was closed again, and the street that had been briefly lit was as dark as before.

Yi Heye leaned against Jian Yunxian's arm in a daze for a long time, and then slowly regained his energy.

He stared fixedly at the room, and listened to the movement in the room with his ears pricked up - if the out-of-control Liu Zhi would pose a safety threat to the people in the room, even at the risk of revealing his identity, he had to immediately rescue him.

But he didn't wait.

After about 5 minutes, the small door opened again with a "squeak", and under the bright light, a figure was spit out by the glowing room.

It's Liu Zhi.

At this time, he had returned to his usual normal appearance, without the deformed mechanical arm in his mouth, nor the painful expression just now.

It's just that he didn't seem to be walking steadily, he wobbled while leaning on the wall, and almost fell to the ground, as if he was drunk.

Yi Heye was a little surprised, this was the first time he had seen an out-of-control deformed AI recover its form.

His strong thirst for knowledge made him take Jian Yunxian's hand again, wanting to follow the past to find out, but as soon as he turned the corner, Yi Heye lost his target.

There were several forks in the road in front of him, and he didn't know where he turned.

Just when he was frowning and feeling irritable because he lost his target, a sandalwood scent with alcohol smell wafted over gently.

Jian Yunxian rested his chin on Yi Heye's shoulder, as if borrowing some strength.

The tip of his hair rubbed against Yi Heye's neck, making him, who was already ticklish, flustered.

At this time, Yi Heye realized that he was still holding his hand, and just about to let go, this guy hooked his fingers as if begging, and shook them slightly back and forth:

"Take me home, sir."

Yi Heye had never heard this voice before, and it seemed to be coquettish, and it made Yi Heye breathe lightly.

"I can hardly stand still." Jian Yunxian said.

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