SHEEP

Although Yi Heye already had a premonition of what he was going to say, when he really heard these words, he still couldn't help asking from the bottom of his heart: "What the hell are you kidding?! "

Pei Xiangjin expected his reaction like this, and repeated: "No kidding, we want to train you to be an idol."

When Yi Heye heard this word, his body was covered. He shuddered and took a deep breath: "Impossible, you have to go on your own. Everyone in your security department looks like a man and a woman. I think they are all good materials for idols."

This was probably the first time that everyone present felt that their appearance was so hot.Under Yi Heye's scorching glance, all the handsome men and beauties in the security department wished to smash their faces with sulfuric acid on the spot.

One of the handsome men targeted, Pei Xiangjin, explained to Yi Heye calmly: "First of all, we are not as handsome as you..."

Yi Heye couldn't hear such a compliment, and quickly waved his hands: "No, you are all handsome, this is my official certification."

Pei Xiangjin didn't listen to his sophistry, and continued: "Furthermore, the identities of Yu Yili and I are in a semi-public state. After a little understanding, we know that we are policemen and it is inconvenient to act. But you are different. You have always been a 'cheetah' Few people have seen this face behind your back and know that your real name is Yi Heye."

Yi Heye immediately grabbed his phone: "I'm going to go online to expose my identity and publish my photos."

Pei Xiangjin confiscated his mobile phone expressionlessly: "Unless you don't want to do it anymore."

Yi Heye broke down and said: "I don't believe it, you must have other ways."

Pei Xiangjin: "You can think of a different way for me. Do you think I'm a fucking big man, and I'm willing to do some kind of idol cultivation here?"

Yi Heye was silent for half a second, and continued to collapse: "I don't know anything, how can you make me an idol? Do you want to show everyone a dismantling robot on the spot?"

Pei Xiangjin lowered his tone, and explained to him in a good voice: "At this stage, you don't need to know anything. Have you found out? All they care about is good-looking faces and clean identities-you don't think the truck driver is still a hidden Are you a master of singing, dancing and rap among the people?"

Yi Heye was silent again, and he had to say that he felt that what Pei Xiangjin said made sense.

"What we have to do right now is just to package and market you well, to push you in front of them, so that you can get in touch with them, that's enough." Pei Xiangjin said, "You don't have to do anything at all, just need It’s enough to cooperate with us to take pictures.”

Yi Heye was a little shaken by what he said, but there was still an unacceptable pained expression on his face.

Pei Xiangjin hurriedly struck while the iron was hot: "We have to hurry up, you promised Miss Gu to help her."

Yi Heye said: "...I still think it's too forced."

Pei Xiangjin patted him on the shoulder and said, "Believe in yourself, trust us. Broiler chicken can be on the table for a fucking month, I don't believe you can't."

Yi Heye didn't know why Pei Xiangjin dragged him into the thief boat in a daze.

Before he could react, Pei Xiangjin had already prepared an account, contacted the photographer and marketing account, and was about to start packaging hype for him.

"It's a social account that we bought from the Internet that meets the requirements." Pei Xiangjin waved his hand and called up dozens of different social pages.

Yi Heye bit the bullet and took a look, and found that these accounts, without exception, were posting high-density blog posts seeking ways to make money.

Compared with those crying poor content that moaned without illness and did not take actual actions, most of them were forced by reality and tried various ways to make money, but in the end they were still trapped in a dead end of poverty, with no way out.

"This is the most weighted group of accounts we can find that meet the requirements. Most of them have square fonts and a single article with a high reading volume, which is easy to be captured by keywords." Pei Xiangjin said, "I specially selected Accounts that have not published photos are convenient for us to create people."

Yi Heye didn't understand social networking and the star-making industry at all, he could only hear it in a cloud and felt extremely painful.

"Now let's make a character design." Pei Xiangjin was directly on the whiteboard in front of him, "Do you want to think of an alias for yourself?"

Only then did Yi Heye realize: "Yes!"

He doesn't want to debut with his fucking real name.

He struggled for a long time, but couldn't think of a suitable name, so he could only say: "You take it."

Pei Xiangjin nodded, thought for a while, and wrote two words on the whiteboard - "He Ye".

"It's called this, Tongyin, so that you won't be overwhelmed when someone calls you." Pei Xiangjin said.

Yi Heye was quite satisfied with the name, he nodded and continued to listen to what Pei Xiangjin had to say.

"Next is your life experience." Pei Xiangjin said, "You are a high school student, 17 years old..."

When Yi Heye heard it, he slapped the table and stood up: "What the hell do you mean? I'm 25!"

Pei Xiangjin sneered: "You can ask everyone, do you think you are more like 17 years old or 25 years old?"

Yi Heye frowned, and looked back at the rest of the action team with threatening eyes.

The others didn't dare to speak after being moved by him, they just looked at each other in surprise.

Under Pei Xiangjin's instigation, a brave man mustered up his courage, and he hesitated and said, "Yes, I'm sorry, we always thought that the Artificial Intelligence Administration illegally recruited child labor..."

Yi Heye got such an answer, his pupils trembled for three seconds, and asked Pei Xiangjin in disbelief: "Why is it always like this? Why do I look like a minor?!"

Obviously, the ear studs are also pierced, and the hair is also dyed. Where can I see such a cool underage like him?

In order to give the answer a little direction, he added cautiously: "Is it appearance, or character, or verbal expression?"

Pei Xiangjin said sincerely: "They all look alike. Believe me, at the age of 17, you are acting in your true colors."

This answer directly made Yi Heye feel depressed, and Pei Xiangjin patted him again, expressed his encouragement perfunctorily, and continued: "His character assumes that you are a 17-year-old high school student with both parents dead. He owed huge debts for medical treatment, so the family was in a very difficult situation."

Yi Heye nodded, such a script is not particularly difficult for him.

"We are going to fabricate some fake work experience for you." Pei Xiangjin said, "After all, in order to make money, you will definitely engage in quite a lot of social work. In order to prevent your secrets from being exposed, we will urgently add some relevant knowledge and details to you, if there is time. , we can take you to experience it on the spot, which is more immersive-we can also refine the specific experience of the characters step by step. If necessary, we can contact the original owner of this account and ask him to introduce his personal experience for you."

"No need." Yi Heye shook his head, "I'll just make up a ready-made one for you."

This was the first time Pei Xiangjin heard that Yi Heye took the initiative to participate in this project, so he raised his head and listened carefully to him.

"When I was 14 years old, I officially became an orphan who owed a huge sum of money. At the age when I should still be studying seriously in the arms of my parents, I had entered the society early to make a living in order to survive." Yi Heye is very Said skillfully.

"In the beginning, the body was not fully developed, and no construction site dared to recruit a child as young as me. I went to the nearby garbage dumps to pick up some old electronic components and resell them. As long as the mind is flexible enough, reselling electronic components is indeed a profitable job. However, the competition among peers in this industry is also very large.”

"Because I was young and engaged in monopoly, I was quickly targeted by the competitors in that area. They surrounded me with seven or eight grown men. I know a little kung fu, but it is impossible to fight well. Passed so many people.” Yi Heye raised his mechanical arm, “They cut off this hand, and they also said that if I come back to grab their business again, they will not only cut off my other hand hands, will chop off my legs, chop off my head, and stab my internal organs."

"So I gave up my industry." Yi Heye said, "After borrowing money for surgery, I tried many jobs. Stealing a teacher learned to help people repair cars, borrow money to buy motorcycles to help people Cargo, and later went to the martial arts gym as a sandbag for training..."

As he talked, he found that he might have already talked about things after the age of 17, so he said, "Is it enough to get here? I don't think this character set needs a person who changed his life by force against the sky and was admitted to the civil service." The story of the pinnacle of life."

Pei Xiangjin didn't expect that he would pour out such a thing all at once. He wisely didn't ask too much about the source of the story, but nodded: "Yes, very good. Then go directly to the next step."

Then, he switched the screen in front of him to the next interface.

"We will select an account with the best weight, publish some photos of you, and then help you buy some exposure and publicity." Pei Xiangjin said, "After a while, you send a few selfies, and we will send them directly to you online. .”

Yi Heye: "...I don't have a selfie."

Pei Xiangjin snapped his fingers, and then a group of technicians at the door surrounded him with cameras used for on-site evidence collection.

Seeing this posture, Yi Heye retreated to the corner in a hurry, which was even scarier than being hit on the head by a circle of sniper rifles.

"Relax, Comrade Yi Heye." Pei Xiangjin smiled devilishly, "It's just to take a photo, it's not about killing you."

But right now, Comrade Yi Heye, who is obviously afraid of the camera, can't do the simple word "relax" anyway.

The cameras snapped around him, and under the flash like lightning and thunder, Yi Heye directly gathered the whole person up and shrank into the crack of the door.

On the other hand, Xiao Yunduo got excited and ran to the camera, twisted his buttocks and posed in front of Yi Heye.Many very photogenic photos were left behind.

Pei Xiangjin was sweating busy following everyone, but in the end he found that everyone's cameras were full of big fat sheep.With great difficulty, I managed to capture a few photos of Yi Heye's full face, either like the fugitive photos captured in the arrest warrant, or the photos of his face as pale as a mourning concubine.

"..." Pei Xiangjin looked at Yi Heye speechlessly.

"..." Yi Heye collapsed into the crack of the door.

After a long time, Pei Xiangjin sighed and said, "You should adjust your status first, you must submit a suitable photo before this afternoon, this is not a joke, Yi Heye, the speed of our actions is related to the lives of many people Safety."

Yi Heye lowered his eyes, watching the technicians evacuate from the office with their cameras full of beautiful photos of little clouds.

He pinched the center of his brows in pain, and as soon as he picked up his phone to take a selfie, his mind was filled with memories of when he was a child, surrounded by such a large group of people, and was photographed like evidence.

But he still wanted to finish the task faster——Pei Xiangjin was right, they were not joking around, they were not engaging in house-like role-playing, every second he delays on unnecessary things now, Ke Yu and the other missing people are in an unforeseen danger.

It would be great if Jian Yun was free, he would not be afraid to take pictures, and he could also give him a hand on his way out.

Thinking of this, Yi Heye couldn't help sighing deeply.

He took a deep breath and braced himself to take a photo of himself. At this moment, another familiar call came from the projector in the office:

"Woohoo~ Let me see our big star~"

This guy is exactly as he said, as long as someone thinks of him, he will appear immediately.

Turning around, a lamb was looking at Yi Heye with a smile.

He wears a beret on his head and a vintage camera around his neck, and he has the demeanor of a photography artist in every gesture.

As soon as Yi Heye turned his head, he heard a "click", and the flash light turned on.

Before he could react, the camera in Xiao Yang's hand creaked and the photos were developed.

In the photo, Yi Heye is sitting by the window, the bright sunshine of Area B caresses his face, melting the usually cold and hard lines into a warm arc.

This is an inadvertent, but slightly premeditated look back.

In the picture, there is no killing or blood in his red eyes, only a little bit of bewilderment and ignorance, and there are some small joys that cannot be hidden when someone who is looking forward to it appears in front of him.

He was wearing a clean white shirt, with a soft face and pure eyes. Under the afternoon sun, he outlined an incomparably fresh photo.

It is very similar to the first love in youth, and the boy in first love in the youth campus movie.

"Look, we are big stars and really photogenic~"

The sheep photographer said with a smile.

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