Sunday without Qi

After the first month passed, the school started.

When everyone's favorite Takahashi stepped on the class bell and opened the classroom door, this poor mortal with light green hair looked around at me sitting in the classroom, and I heard his screaming heart.

"Who is this!"

Are you amnesia?

The 48 episodes of the two seasons removed the opening credits and removed the ending credits for 1104 minutes of getting along with each other. Have you forgotten all about it?

……

Before I finished thinking, this person immediately curled up automatically, flipped backwards for two and a half weeks, and rolled out silently like a basketball thrown by Qiao X.

Then it hit the wall of the corridor, making a loud noise.

The behavior of the strange species made this extraordinary day even more extraordinary.

This made a master juggler who suddenly appeared and has been pestering me since the first month of the lunar year insisting on helping me realize my wish, let out a heartfelt admiration similar to that after watching a wonderful performance in a circus.

"Oh, it's amazing—unfathomable, that kind of superb movements can actually do that!"

Short dark hair, blue pupils, and an O-shaped mouth.

Let me introduce, this guy who doesn't look flat is called Yato, and he claims to be a... god.

He showed up suddenly at New Year's Eve worship, and pestered me for the whole winter vacation.

Also became the man who rose to the top of my list of most hated things.

For the time being, it doesn't matter whether Mr. Yato is a god, or a fantasist who escaped from a mental hospital that even I can't cure.

I just need to know that he is the enemy of my life who steals my coffee jelly.

Although the prefix of what he said was described as very abnormal by me, this sentence is indeed the normal to extreme exclamation that normal people would give out when they see this kind of scene.

If the person who made the exclamation was not lying on my desk and smacking his mouth.

Yes, this guy is literally lying across my desk.

The posture is ecstasy, the attitude is uncle, with one hand holding his head in the air, and the other hand stuffing the potato chips bought with my pocket money into his mouth, the sound of crunching and chewing is even more annoying than the voice of the heart within a radius of 200 meters.

Do you think I don't want to get rid of him?

This horrible human is like Rantang and Bugs, I can't hear his heart, I can't predict his heartbeat, so I often lose my poor coffee jelly.

It's disgusting to think about it.

Well, let’s put aside these grievances——

When Takahashi, who had a bruised nose, distorted face, and missing two rows of eight teeth, walked into the classroom with a smirk on his bloody head.Thief Yato greeted him friendly, "Hi, hey, wonderful man."

Although it was ignored.

Wait, don't you think it's a violation?In this case, no matter what you think, you should be sent to the doctor for treatment, right?

And it is an emergency room that may be fatal later.

——If you think so, then you really don’t understand this work!

For reasons of space, I won't go into too much detail about my world-changing ability "mind control".

"Ah, so I didn't go to the wrong classroom. I thought I went by mistake, and I was shocked. Fortunately, there is Saiki-san, but even if it is like this, it's a big embarrassment."

When the next shot cuts back, Takahashi's facial features have returned to normal, with only two band-aids symbolically pasted on his face.

And his heart was talking to himself quickly.

"There's no one in the classroom. I thought I was going to be late on the way, but I hurried over 800 meters away."

Although I don't think I am the same kind of person as Takahashi, who is loved by everyone, I have to say that what he thinks is also what I am thinking about.

Even though it was eight o'clock in the morning on the first day of the school day, no, it's already eight o'clock, but the classroom was almost empty except for me and Takahashi.

What?You said there are still gods and lords?

Maybe in the next 20 words, you have to automatically ignore this one.

Just in time, there was a boom sound from outside the classroom, and the crazy white air flow pushed back and knocked the glass on the entire wall.

Takahashi rolled down from the seat in an earthquake.

I heard the sound of his teeth chattering, and even the voice of the extremely frightened person disappeared for a short time.

"Wow, Saiki. Are your schools full of monsters like you?"

Yes, so stop pestering me, I will kill you by mistake.

Yato opened his mouth to let out an exclamation, then quickly closed his mouth to chew on the potato chips, and continued to chuck chuck.

Do you just think it's powerful, strong and monster!

Well, it's really no big deal to me, as if I could do it if I was a little more ostentatious.

Next time, you can find an uninhabited island and try this very handsome appearance secretly.

You ask me how I know it is the character's appearance and not the doomsday disaster?

Just listen to the voice of the heart that comes rushing over.

"Ah, is this the PK Academy where I'm working this semester? I really want to drink Hawaiian juice. If I finish class early, I should be lucky enough to catch up with Koko, the specially approved juice bar at five o'clock."

"Of course, I still want to go to a beautiful sauna after class, if the salary is still reasonable, wow, think about it this way, fortunately, my travel expenses to Hawaii can be ignored."

You see, very obvious voices of social animals being squeezed.

"Something is coming." Yato lowered his voice, he probably became vigilant, but he only stopped to remind me, and changed his position to lie down comfortably.

Chewing potato chips nervously.

Have you ever seen how stressed students turn their tables and quit?

I really want to do this right now.

There was the sound of heels hitting the floor in the corridor, and something was indeed approaching.The creepy atmosphere, even the tone of the picture is rendered a few degrees darker.

It would be crazy to change someone.Look, it looks like Takahashi-san.

"Hey, this feeling is...!" Sure enough, Takahashi-san, who everyone likes, was already too scared.

"Couldn't it be the ultimate biological weapon from the doomsday that kills all human beings with a single knife 999 seconds? It's dead! Saiki! I never thought you would be the last person I saw in this life! Such a great fate, I can't ask for it luck, my chosen one..."

Scared everyone's favorite Takahashi out of his nerves, I ask the new teacher how much responsibility you should pay.

You heard me right, this cool new character who tested the quality of the floor is the new teacher of the 2nd grade class of PK High School - with this information, you can infer it by listening to your heart.

However, the moment the classroom door opened.

"Salty, salty fish face?"

Ding——it was the sound of Takahashi's cardiac arrest.

Even if I could hear my heart and prepare in advance, I was still taken aback by this human with a braised head.

It's a stewed egg, that's right, and it's a Mr. Stewed Egg that has been bald and the top of its head looks very smooth. The smoothness reminds me of a certain 18|forbidden octopus next door that is covered in sticky and unknown liquid.

"Ah! It's like Kapipa!"

A certain fake god opened his eyes wide, turned over from my desk, squatted instead, covered his eyes with one hand, looked at the new novel character Mr. Braised Dan, and pouted while talking nonsense.

There was a fuss again.

How on earth do you associate a corned egg with a bear, and what else do they have in common other than the lack of hair? !

Mr. Ludan put the attendance book on the podium and rubbed his hands.

I saw you finished eating the biscuit crumbs that you didn't wipe off.

"Yeah, I was almost late, I have to start the new semester class meeting quickly, the student on duty issued an order—"

The result, of course, is silence.

Because one of the only two people in the classroom has fainted from fright.

I?

Naturally, it is impossible for me to resist the burden of being a student on duty casually. It is too extraordinary to stand up to an extraordinary teacher.

"Ah, so that's the case. I forgot. There are still eighteen transfer students who haven't been introduced."

As long as you remember it, and you haven't introduced your own name, I can arrange it later.

In addition, I can understand the author's original intention of putting in new characters to make the novel have new changes, but in terms of the number, there are too many transfer students!

Eighteen!

Speaking of which, you should have noticed something is wrong, right?

The eighteen transfer students in a class who appeared at the beginning of the new semester were very suspicious no matter what they thought.Even Rantang may have questions here:

Where have all the original classmates gone?

In order to keep everyone from staying at the level of burning hall, I have to answer this a little bit.

Chapter 1 mentioned that in the first month, I used superpowers to avoid cockroaches, and then met Yato, but this was not the final outcome—more strange and weird things happened one after another during the winter vacation.

For example, I suddenly had a distant cousin named Kudo Shinichi, whose father was a famous mystery novelist and whose mother was a big star, and then he was reduced to a primary school student due to an accident. He studied in PK Elementary School and temporarily lived next door to my house.

Another example is when I heard my mother say that there was an orphan in her childhood friend’s hometown who lost a leg and an arm, but he became a civil servant through his own efforts. I would add that the child’s name was Edward Ellink, and he had An armored brother named Alphonse Elrink.

These names sound familiar to you, don't they?

Congratulations you are right.

Although I don't know why the hot-blooded boy character serialized in "Monthly Shonen Gangan" 15 years ago and the popular Shinigami elementary school student on "Weekly Shonen Sunday" cameo in my world that has nothing to do with it...

However, it is preliminarily determined that such a space-time distortion should definitely happen sooner or maybe not because of the author's bad taste, and nine out of ten are due to super powers.

Super power runaway - I unconsciously changed the composition of this world, allowing the characters in the various parallel worlds to travel through each other, making the originally unrelated worlds intersect.

And the world itself is conserved. When a certain composition is missing in the world, it will automatically make up in the chaotic time and space.

Eighteen of my classmates, including Rando Kaito, were sent to different worlds because of time-space distortion.

Therefore, the original world needs fresh blood.

Just like my class cannot always have only two people, the world will automatically carry out some derivative expansion, that is, let the class maintain the size of 20 people, and how to get...

Yes, that's right, a transfer student.

I racked my brains to think of a way to maintain conservation that can be understood by normal people in this world.

As mentioned in the comics before, under normal circumstances, in the second semester of each school year, the school will regularly stage new character appearance activities for transfer students.

And these transfer students came to study in PK Academy one by one, and they couldn't get tired of it.

To be honest, this is clearly an ordinary private high school that can no longer be ordinary. Please transfer students with extraordinary visits, please let this ordinary school go.

Although I thought so, it was of no use at all.

Especially in the chaotic situation of time and space, I never know which world the monster who is about to appear in the ordinary classroom of my ordinary school is the transfer student.

ha?You ask me why I don't have expectations for transfer students?

Forget about that tragedy?

Niao Shuling too.

There are also a bunch of accidents: Gu Xu Yalian, Cai Huya fighting officials, fortune-telling, wisdom and truth - don't you know how much trouble they have caused?

Yato lazily ate up a pack of potato chips, Potato Chip opened the roster, cleared his throat, and got to the point, "Now we will introduce the roll call system, the first one is Naruto Uzumaki."

So the one who appeared on the stage was a man in an orange-black stand-up collar, ninja boots, and blond hair.

"I, my name is Uzumaki Naruto, I like instant noodles, my favorite is the instant noodles that Mr. Iruka invites me to eat, what I hate is waiting for 3 minutes for ramen, and my hobby is to compete with others to eat ramen! My dream is to become an existence beyond the mayor!"

You see, strange people appear.

Naruto Uzumaki, the protagonist of the popular manga serialized in "Weekly Shonen Jump", just ended not long ago. You, who have saved the ninja world and become Naruto, are you talking nonsense about becoming the mayor in a world of ordinary high school students!

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The author has something to say:

What are you doing, the future seventh-generation village head?