Sunday without Qi

The moment I opened my eyes, I spent 0.2 seconds thinking about life. After confirming that I don’t have to go to school on today’s rest day, I restrained my subconscious behavior of getting up.

It has been a week since Akashi was invited to help me. While trying not to skip class to attract the teacher's attention, Yato and I have cut off the double-digit bond in our spare time.

This is already working non-stop, but the efficiency is still too slow.

The main reason is that although for Yato, the gods do not need to rest, and as a psychic, I can pass it if I persevere, but Akashi is obviously not in the ranks of being able to squeeze his body dry at will, so the process is not as fast as imagined.

Well, there is no rush anyway, even if you hurry up, saving the world cannot be done in a day or two.

Soothing my conscience, I closed my eyes, trying to sleep for a while.

Before going to sleep, I had already put on the ring to isolate my heart, so I didn't have to worry about being disturbed by messy complaints and unable to enjoy my sleep. I turned over and felt very comfortable.

Then at ten o'clock in the morning, I showed up at the stairs on time.

Parents are not there, but the house is not very quiet.The sound of croaking came from the kitchen, followed by the smell of coffee.

On the long table in the living room, An Ran placed a plate of coffee jelly.

Ten o'clock, let's consider it time for breakfast.Does anyone have coffee jelly for breakfast?

There is now.

Just when I was about to sit down, Yato poked his head out of the kitchen wearing an apron, "Oh, it's not for you to eat! Did you forget, today is to entertain guests."

What about the one who agreed to treat me to coffee jelly?

Air pressure drops.

【Are you trying to take away the lovely coffee jelly from me? 】

"Don't play dumb." Yato put his hips on his hips, weighed the spoon in one hand, and said to me seriously, "Didn't we all agree yesterday? I have important work today, and customers will come to visit soon."

[I'll help you try the taste. 】

Yato gritted his teeth, "Are you kidding me, I don't have time to make another one!"

【You made one all morning?From seven o'clock to ten o'clock? 】

Yes, from seven o'clock to ten o'clock, a full three hours.I stared at the soft coffee jelly in front of me, apparently without normal elasticity, and fell into deep thought.

At seven o'clock, when my biological clock woke me up, Yato was no longer in the room, and the bed next to me was empty-here, explain that Yato and I didn't sleep together on purpose. Every time they touched the bed before me, and they couldn't be driven away, so I reluctantly agreed to share the bed.

"I can't help it. After all, I'm the first to make this kind of dessert. You have to give me room to grow." Yeto, who was exposed by me, argued hard, and then turned the conversation back to me in the next moment. "It's because Xiao Nan was hanging on me last night. She hugged me so tightly that I couldn't even push it away. It kept me up all night and affected my cooking experience."

What kind of rumors are you making?Does anyone believe you?

Independent psychics do not need to depend on others.

Another said, this guy likes to call me Xiao Nan when he disgusts me.

[Okay, now you owe me two coffee jelly. 】

I backed off, a big step.After all, if you take a step back, the sea and the sky will be brighter, and you will have double backup taste buds to enjoy.

Nighthawk: "..."

I folded the newspapers that were scattered on the dining table, and it was obvious that my father had thrown away confiscated newspapers while eating breakfast, and there was a knock on the door.

Yato retreated into the kitchen again, not knowing what to do, "Qimu, open the door."

[Three servings of coffee jelly will open the door. 】

Not only is it a strategic retreat, but sometimes it is necessary to make an inch of progress. To fight for it, a bicycle becomes a motorcycle.

"Empty tone!"

Forgot to mention, this guy would call me by my artifact name if he wanted to disgust me even more.

I opened the door resignedly, and there was a half-grown child standing outside the door, with black melon hair, casual children's clothes, and an elephant bag on his back, looking up at me blankly.After a while, he sucked in his nose with a barking sound.

This is Yato's customer today.

The child is called Zhiji. His parents are on business trips all year round, and he is taken care of by a family nanny. He is lonely at home on rest days, so he made a wish to play with him.

Because we agreed to take Sunday off, Yato accepted the order.

There is no need to save the world, but to take care of the children.

Zhiji blinked and looked at me, and asked me in a very mature tone: "You alone?"

[There is another one in the room who intends to entertain you seriously. 】

"man?"

[The real value of the goods. 】

"I'm leaving."

go out!

Don't think that a child can do whatever he wants, and don't think that I am too cruel to him, because you haven't heard the voice of this guy's presumptuousness.

"I don't have a good-looking big-breasted lady to play games with me, but it turned out to be two dirty and smelly men. Sigh, I thought there was nothing wrong with making a wish to the gods. I'm so bored and unhappy. Let's go back."

Does this speak human words?

I also have a temper.

A pair of hands wrapped around my waist abruptly, stimulating my whole body to be alert, and I was about to jump away, but Yato let go of me as if nothing had happened, "Let me go, let me go." Then he ran straight The kid went, "You came on time. Come in quickly."

The unlucky child avoided Yato's warm care, "I don't want to play anymore."

"Why, why?" Yato looked at me suspiciously, "Did you bully him?"

No.Obviously he bullied me.

Shiji was confident, "Unless I want a beautiful girl to play with me."

Can you have some ambition, like your name.

"Huh?" Yato blinked in confusion.

The little kid raised a finger, "It's best to wear a maid outfit with cat ears and a beast tail. Of course, two of them are better, and the other one should wear a kimono, how about it?"

go out!

The flowers of the future have been poisoned, and the world is hopeless.

You see, such an unreasonable request, get rid of this entrustment as soon as possible.There are better commissions waiting for you ahead.I signaled Yato with my eyes, and I was ready to send this troublesome kid away.

"Pretty girl!" Yato suddenly exclaimed, he patted my shoulder heavily, and greeted his customers with a smile, "Of course!"

【…】

Unexpected premonition, and then... as expected.

【You let me become Qi Munanzi to play with him? 】

Repeating Yato's words, I rejected the twisted creature in front of me.

【no. 】

Ladies?Not negotiable.

People with superpowers also have principles.

Yato pestered me, wanting to cry, "This is the first commission of this week, please."

[Even if you have Nanzi, do you still want to find a maid outfit and kimono according to that little guy's wish?By the way, my mom doesn't have a maid outfit. 】

Move it with emotion and understand it with reason.Tell Yato, even if I agree, there are objective conditions that cannot be ignored.

Yato really started to feel embarrassed, "This..."

"Hey, buddy!" Ran Tang's voice suddenly came from outside the yard, "Look what I brought you?"

A maid outfit and a kimono.

"When I was eating ramen at a ramen shop, soup was poured all over my body by the waiter. The shop owner apologized to me and gave me a dessert coupon. I went to the dessert shop to buy cakes for my mother, and just happened to meet the grand opening prize again, and won two prizes. A set of clothes. I can’t put them on anyway, so I’ll just pass by and give them to my buddies.” Rantang quickly explained the ins and outs, and left quickly.

I petrify.how?If you can't wear it, I can wear it?

Author, do you want to be so deliberate, such a coincidence!

Yato cheered happily, I looked into his starry eyes and sighed helplessly.

Rejected in my heart, I leaned against the wall expressionlessly, showing a threatening expression, implying that Yato was the fourth coffee jelly he owed me.

[Then I did this, is there any benefit? 】

Yato made a gesture of please, please, raised his head upon hearing this, and said to me mysteriously, "How about I show you Yeko?"

【…】

"You, you, you, don't go! Coffee jelly, coffee jelly!"

I turned around, raised my sword, and said word by word: [Coffee Jelly and Yeko. 】

Nighthawk: "..."

The principle of superpowers is also flexible.

I swear, I just wanted to see Yoko when I proposed the coffee jelly, not on purpose.

So it was decided so absurdly.

After being warmly welcomed, Shiki walked into the entrance of my house, went straight to the living room and sat down.He was only a child, his eyes lit up, "Jelly!"

Seeing him sitting in my seat and eating my jelly, and Yato entertaining him so hospitablely, made me feel a little uncomfortable.

Hey, I'm the owner of this house, right?

Two minutes later, Zhiji rushed to the toilet and vomited in the dark.After coming out, the whole person had shriveled cheeks, staggered and stilted footsteps, as if he had been squeezed dry.

Yeto leaned over with concern, "Are you feeling unwell? Did you catch a cold? I heard that catching a cold can cause stomach convulsions. No way, you are so young, you can't let the root cause of the disease fall. I'll get you a blanket."

Zhiji felt weak, "In the fruit, the jelly..."

"Oh, by the way, you've only eaten two bites of jelly, and there's a lot more. If you want to eat it, you can't waste it."

stop!

Didn't you think that it was because the coffee jelly you made was too unpalatable that it made people miserable?

I was quite unhappy at the beginning, but now I am full of sympathy for the child, and I am thankful that Yato stopped me from eating this coffee jelly this morning.

Yato is simply my savior. If I eat this coffee jelly, I may never be able to love coffee jelly again.I thank him.

I thought about it, and tried to tell Yato with a complex expression that what he made was not coffee jelly, but poison.

[To be honest, he might not like it. 】

Another said, can I cancel the four coffee jelly I ordered?

"I do it so seriously, how can there be children who don't like it?" Yeto raised his brows, rather unconvinced, "I shouldn't ask you what's good when I know you can only talk about coffee jelly. The dessert I ate, yes, it must be because of the coffee jelly, how can there be children who like to eat coffee-flavored things!"

Don't blame the coffee jelly!Coffee jelly is perfect.

[Try it yourself?Definitely a matter of taste. 】

Yato snorted, "A god with a service attitude will not use the entertainment for customers."

Why are people being enshrined?

"...Yes, poisonous." At that moment, Zhiji finally spit out the second half of the sentence.

There is poison in the jelly.

【…】

[It's so miserable. 】

Fortunately, a pack of normal snacks saved his life, and Shimi was revived after eating potato chips.He leaned on the back of the sofa and asked, "Hey, I want to go to the amusement park. Where's the pretty sister? Hurry up and accompany me to the amusement park."

I already knew that there were three tickets to Kapipa Amusement Park in Shimi's elephant bag, and I was not bothered by the fact that "let Kusuko appear in a crowded place in women's clothing".It was Yato who suddenly hugged my neck excitedly, "Amusement park! Is it the newly opened Kapipa!"

I forgot, Yato likes Kapipa to the point of obsession.

Zhiji showed a contemptuous expression, "What's there to be excited about, it's just a boring amusement park."

"But there is Kapipa!" Yato couldn't believe it, "Is there anyone who doesn't like Kapipa?"

Shiji rolled his eyes again, "Huh? What's so funny about Kapipa? It's all played by people. The important thing is the young lady. A beautiful girl hugs left and right, big/breast, long/legs, butt/butt ...is the most important pursuit in life, right?" Before he could finish speaking, he let out a cry of pain.

[Respect other people's aspirations, you problem child. 】

After beating the other party violently, I dragged Yato, who was distraught after learning that "Kapipa was played by a human", and walked upstairs, without forgetting to say:

[Wait well, I'll be down in a while. 】

I took Yato to my parents' bedroom, where there is a full-length mirror for my mother, and I may need some cosmetics if necessary.

[Kusuko wears a kimono? 】

I asked Yato, but Yato seemed to have heard nothing, squatting in the corner and drawing circles, as if cursing something, speaking quickly, "Kapipa is played by a human, Kapipa is Kapipa is not real, Kapipa is fake..."

He was about to cry.I sighed deeply, and held up the banana-like amnestic stick.

【You are also a problem child. 】

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