Sunday without Qi

Today is destined to be an uneven day.

With the ability to predict, I have had such a vague premonition of insecurity since my biological clock forced me to wake up at seven o'clock in the morning.

The fragment that emerged in my mind at that moment can be said to be terrible——

In the future scene, I lay peacefully on the ground, my whole body seemed to have shriveled, and my eyesight had died.

...You mean now, right?

I clung tightly to the floor, letting Yato drag me around, refusing to get up.

Just kidding, get up and let everyone see my tail that exploded into fireworks with excitement?And that thing rubbed against the floor a few times, and it became static again...

Anyways I'm embarrassing right now and the reason I'm lying on the ground like dead is to calm Restless Tail down and freeze him with superpowers.

Yes, freeze like a popsicle.

"Eh? That girl hasn't gotten up since she fell to the ground. Her eyes are tightly closed. Did something happen?"

If you close your eyes, you don't have to see Naive Yato and Bleak Life.

"Not feeling well? Could it be a sudden epilepsy?"

"No way, I didn't see her twitching." The girl said, pointing at Yato, then pouted and stomped her boyfriend's foot, "Maybe it's just a little coquettish...ah, it's you , meddling onlookers, the champion seems to have been born."

Although my mind-reading ability is not yet healthy, I have good hearing, and people's whispers are constantly pouring into my mind.

Dessert Coupons!

Almost forgot!

Suddenly remembering this, I opened my eyes suddenly.

The music had stopped, the crowd had moved toward center stage, and Kapipa loudly announced that ten dessert coupons had been won by a couple.

"You two are really loving."

Love?I wished I could die when I heard it.

Originally Kamijou Touma kept questioning "Is it okay, is Saiki-san really okay?" Yato swept away the machine and comforted him with "Saiki has always been like this, there is nothing to worry about", and immediately revealed that the world can still be saved expression, exclaimed, and raised his voice a little smugly, "Alive! Look! Still reacting to desserts!"

【…】

You are really...

Well, dessert coupons are out of the question now anyway, so I should hurry up and sneak away while the target of the crowd is shifting, find a place where there is less smoke, and then make a long-term plan for this disobedient tail.

"Qi, Qi Mu?"

[The floor will be returned, I just borrow it. 】

Maybe it was the abnormal posture I got up and walked out without saying a word, or the whole floor stuck behind me was too scary, anyway, it must be one of the two that touched Yato's nerves.

The next moment my collar was brutally abused.

"Cheer up, Xiao Nan, I will definitely let you eat delicious desserts, believe me, give me another chance!"

It sounds like I'm coercing you.

"Look at this gifted dessert, it's definitely not delicious..."

【Your cooking is even worse. 】

"I will work hard!"

Ahhh, then you should work hard for another 100 years or so.I nodded perfunctorily and walked out against the wall.

Yato grabbed my wrist, "Wait for me."

At the same time, two voices came.

"Eh? Don't you really want to keep some of the ten dessert coupons for Xiao Nan? How can Dad take it all to himself?"

"Mom wants to keep it secret for me, Kusuo won't know, let's spend a wonderful weekend with Mom and Dad!"

"Is this proof of love between me and Dad?"

"It's the proof of my mother's love!"

This familiar style of painting——

Hearing these two familiar voices, I woke up instantly.

Unfortunately, the germanium ring is still on the wrist.But there really isn't another couple in the world with such a dumb conversation.

It turns out that the loving couple who won the championship are you two!

"Ah, isn't this Xiao Nan!" In the crowd, my mother recognized me at a glance, and ran towards me with a very friendly smile.

Dad became very guilty in an instant, "Nu, Kusuo. Why are you here? Are you here to play with friends? It seems so. It's all because Dad is useless. I wanted to win No.1 to Kusuo Buy ten coffee jellies, but the champion is too powerful, Dad..."

Hello!Aren't you two champions?What are you pretending to be!

[I've already seen the dessert coupon, so don't sneak around and pretend nothing happened, okay? 】

It's no use pretending to be ignorant or whistling.

"Who is this?" After a friendly meeting with her dear son who was disguised as a woman, the mother's eyes were attracted by Yato, "What a cute girl."

【he is……】

If it's a parent, it's better to tell the truth.I was about to confess when I was interrupted by my dad screaming.

Dad smiled more cordially at Yato, "What a cute girl."

Why do you have such a strange tone and such a perverted expression?

"Hey, Xiao Nan in our family actually has a female friend." My mother cried bitterly, "Xiao Nan has no friends since she was a child, and her personality is also awkward and not open at all, so she is always lonely. Seeing you, I feel relieved gone."

rest assured?Mom, are you sure?

In the midst of her busy schedule, my mother took the time to ask, "What's your name?"

I held down Yato and answered for him: 【Yezi. 】

Anyway, in their eyes, she is already a girl.In order to prevent my mother from frequently picking me up to find "friends" to play, I made mistakes.

"Yezi..." Mom repeated the two words and said with emotion, "It's a nice name. I will teach you more in the future."

"In the future?" Yato was a little distressed, "Why do I have a premonition that I don't want to?"

【Won't.Even my mother wouldn't be so abrupt as to let me play with Yoko all day long.The identity of a girl is the greatest cover. 】

[The ominous premonition is that you have a strong sense of presence today, and if your parents notice you in the future, you may reveal your secrets. 】

[Okay, let's say something polite next. 】

"What a coincidence, are mom and dad coming to play in Kapipa's world too?" Yato naturally picked up his tone and greeted skillfully.

Dad... Mom?

【What are you talking about? 】

Yato clung to my ear, "Isn't that calling after you?"

[Can you follow me in this regard! 】

"What? Did you call mom and dad?" Mom immediately looked at me with a gossiping spirit, and said "Oh" meaningfully, "No wonder Xiao Nan will accompany the girls out to dance. Has it progressed to that point?"

"How about Miss Yezi's birthday? How old is she? How many people are there in the family? Where are you studying now?"

You are asking too much!

【only friends. 】

Yato, who was overwhelmed by the question, immediately straightened his back, and repeated with me righteously, "It's just a friend."

"Huh~" Mom's gaze stayed on Yato's hand holding my wrist, she hesitated to speak, "But you..."

"It looks too intimate." Dad completed the second half of the sentence.

Mom suddenly realized, "No wonder Xiaonan has become Nanzi today, and she is still wearing a maid outfit. Is it because she is afraid that Yezi will feel embarrassed by herself?"

"A secret date?"

【…】

[Your imagination is too wide, isn't it?Don't there happen to be four other people here? What kind of secret date is this. 】

【Just to take care of the mood of a troublesome kid. 】

I pointed at Zhiji, and Zhiji looked up innocently at his mother.

"Is it really..."

Do you understand now?

Mother showed a loving expression, and knelt down to touch Shiki's face, "Is this the child of Xiaonan and Yezi? Have you reached the point where you can give birth to the crystallization of love?"

【no! 】

The sound broke.I should have taken the ring off.In this way, at least my mother with a strange brain circuit will not throw out another weird thought to scare me.

"The eyes are like Xiaonan, and the eyebrows are like Yeko."

【Please, I'm only 16 years old. When did you see an ordinary high school student have a seven or eight-year-old son? 】

Dad hugged Zhiji and began to love it, "After all, you are a superpower. Maybe it is possible to give birth to a child who grows up to seven or eight overnight."

How much do you want to be a grandpa?

"Ah! This beautiful little girl!" The mother shifted her focus, she looked at Miwako, "How about the little girl's birth date, do you want to be with our family...what's his name?"

[Zhiji. 】

"Do you want to marry our family's Zhiji?"

You are really raised as a grandson.

"Mom, let Daddy ask!" Dad flattered Mom, and turned to Accelerator and Kamijou Touma, "Ah, these two are the guardians of the little girl. Are you her parents? May I ask who is the father and who is the mother?" Woolen cloth?"

stop!

"Huh?" A vein danced on Fang Accelerator's forehead.

No, you think that Yato is a girl and forget it, how did you come to the conclusion that two big men gave birth to a little girl?

"Well, Misaka Misaka asked for a strawberry sundae." The last one raised his hand.

"Dang Ma Dang Ma, I want to eat vanilla jelly."

"Hala, are these two lovely little girls also your children? They are so cute, mom! Come and see!"

Please shut up.

Finally this bad, disastrous day passed.I ruthlessly sent Shiji back to his own home while my father was crying, and went back to the room, wanting to take a good hot bath.

Since the animalization takes 24 hours to return to normal, I had to temporarily hang the cat ears and cat tail.

But it should go away when you wake up, right?

I took off my clothes, looked at the two parts that didn't belong to me in the mirror, then picked up the towel and walked into the bathroom.

There was a thick mist in the bathroom.Hot water in the bathtub.

Who played it for me?That Yato guy?Well, a little sweet, speaking of it, where did that guy go?I didn't see him when I came back...

Just as I was thinking this way, the water in the bathtub suddenly surged up, and with a splashing sound, Yato popped out of it, holding a little yellow duck in his hand, "I got you!"

Yato was wearing nothing.

【you……】

The towel around my waist fell to the floor with a timely snap.

Alright, let's be completely honest.

【…】It's so exciting.

"..."

Suddenly a bad idea flashed through my mind.

"hello?"

【Hello. 】

Cold and ruthless, without emotions and desires.Just act like that, yes, and then turn around and walk out, pretending nothing happened.Come on, Saiki Kusuo, you still have some help

"Your tail wags so violently..."

Before Yato finished speaking, I subconsciously used the teleportation ability.

It was cold and windy, and I shivered and sat on the endless ice field with my knees hugged. A group of little penguins who had just hatched were next to me to keep warm.

Dreary, and miserable.

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