Sunday without Qi

"The above are the [-] transfer students who have been transferred, and the introductions have been completed." Teacher Xianyulian sorted out the information in his hand, still with a blank expression on his face, "Let me introduce myself, my surname is Qitama."

"Saitama's Qi, Saitama's jade."

Why are you so surprised.Didn't I tell you guys?The salted fish and marinated egg is the Saitama from "One Punch Man" next door.

Yes, that's right.

I am indeed wearing a yellow Superman suit and red leather gloves now.

"Then," salty fish face casually pointed at me, "today's student on duty is this classmate Qi Mu..."

I?

My hands are bloody from just killing someone, and I'm going to hold the broom that cleans the classroom, really...

Does it fit?

Why not choose Takahashi-san who just woke up and everyone likes it.

I thought so, and my heart came to my face.

"Looks like I lost consciousness just now? Suddenly everyone changed, as if they all had plastic surgery to look handsome, except for Saiki-san, ah~ all of them have become more familiar, I can't even recognize him..."

???

are you an idiot!

Do you think this is just an ordinary incident of an ordinary class returning from a spring trip abroad for plastic surgery and hair dyeing?How familiar are you with the classmates in the original class who have become more familiar!

And why did you take me with you?

"Yeah! So it's a transfer student. Hey, what, there isn't a single beautiful girl. Let alone a beautiful girl, there isn't even a girl, an aunt, or a female!"

Takahashi's facial expression became dull for a moment.

What kind of low requirements do you have for the opposite sex!Has it reached the point where as long as it is a female, it is fine!

Audience friends also want to ask why all the male characters appear on the stage?

Heh, the author is a woman, what kind of anime/sexuality are you watching, do you have any ideas?

And when I was thinking this way, Saitama-sensei put his finger behind me and continued his assignment, "Today's student on duty is the mob classmate behind Saiki-san."

what? !

Turning his head suddenly, what he saw was a salted fish face that was in the same style as Mr. Saitama.

The pot-headed boy with the face of a salted fish stood up respectfully, and timidly said, "Okay, teacher."

In this monster-like class.

Ordinary and ordinary.

If there is a sense of picture or animation in the future, there should be a thunderbolt above my head at this time.

What an ordinary person!

So inconspicuous that even I would automatically skip it among 18 people.

Ordinary people can't be in the face of an ordinary, ordinary passer-by with longing for youth -- Shigeo Kageyama.

Who would have thought that such a person would have the super power to destroy the world?

God, did you hear that.

My wish this year is to learn from mob how to be a good superpower with a salty fish face and get rid of annoying false gods.

Yes, get rid of that false god named Yato.

When the class bell rang, I looked around and found that besides mob, there were weird and outrageous characters around me.

I am very satisfied with my current position, which seems to indicate my position in the class.Those students who are conspicuous in all aspects will help me distract a large part of the teacher's attention.

Written subjects have never been a problem for this class that brings together powerful figures from various worldviews.

Of course, it does not include Rin Okumura, who can fall asleep blowing his nose while sitting in the first row, and Naruto-kun, who is sitting by the window with the word "Damn" written all over his head.

This semester has just started the first class. Doesn't Okumura need to work hard to concentrate and make it the most attentive lecture this semester?

It's never too late to sleep again.

As for Uzumaki, who predicted his final blank paper in this way, is he too pessimistic?

I can hear everyone's aspirations, and most of them are eager to learn, and there are few negative emotions.

Of course, except for Takahashi, who everyone likes.

"Damn it, there is not even a beautiful girl among the [-] transfer students who came over all at once. What the hell is this the end of the world? Has the beautiful girl disappeared? Is the human race going to be extinct?"

You can seriously think about the future of mankind. The science teacher should be pleased that his emphatic teachings are not in vain. But what is the direct connection between the disappearance of beautiful girls and the extinction of mankind?

Girls who are still in junior high school in front of the screen must not be misunderstood. Not all high school students who have reached the age of sixteen are full of beautiful girls.

Both Takahashi and Toritsu are accidents at the birth of human beings.

The main key issue is the author's setting, the issue of men in the work.

That's right, a whole class of 20 all males—this is the reason why everyone's favorite Takahashi-san is sluggish.

But it’s not bad for me. Firstly, I’m not an ordinary gender divider. Secondly, former Takahashi and Yumehara classmates gave me a lot of trouble. It can be said that I don’t have any female classmates. Everything you ask for.

The most direct one is the influence of Teruhashi-san on my life, everyone who has seen the previous work knows that.

That was the last time I believed in God, because no matter how hard I tried, I couldn’t escape the original author Aso’s arrangement on Tuesday. He bestowed his own daughter, Kotomi Teruhashi, “God’s Daughter” and “Superpower Saiki Kusuo” 100% impossible. The privilege of "escaping" is an existence that I cannot escape at all.

Therefore, I believe that Aso Tuesday is the only god in this world.

Do you know why I don’t believe in God now?

The only god in this world, Aso, is currently having fun on the other side of the earth on Tuesday. Logically, the successor author is just a fool, and he cannot reach the level of a god at all.

With my ability, the script she wrote can be easily dodged...

It's strange to be able to escape!

I was thrown into the southern hemisphere, swimming across the entire Pacific Ocean would take years and months, but Yato came back in just half an hour.

"Qi Mu is going too far. If it weren't for someone calling to book a job, he might not be able to come back for eighteen months."

The speaker tossed a five-yuan coin, beaming.

"And the client's wish is only to ask me to run errands to buy a glass of soda, so easy. Lucky~"

Too lazy to go downstairs, the money in the fat house is really good.

too fast.

I thought about ways to get him to talk to me further next time.Maybe it's a good idea to throw it into the Antarctic and play mahjong with penguins.

Although I'm not targeting ordinary people, dealing with Yato doesn't have to be law-abiding.

When I thought this way, the young dark-haired and blue-eyed man felt extremely bored.

I don’t know when I squeezed into the same window sill with Sakamoto who lacked a pair of tables and chairs. Even the moment Sakamoto noticed, the two had a friendly face to face.

Yato made a face.

Why do you have to have a friendly meeting, why do you have to discharge each other, are you holding talks between the leaders of the two countries?

A moment later, the headmaster passing by to go to the toilet will call the security number, and maybe 15 minutes later, a huge escape cushion will be erected downstairs.

No, it's two.

Yato, the idiot who hangs his waist by the window, raises his hands and legs at the same time to do yoga exercises, and is still counting one, two, three, will definitely cause Sakamoto-san to be regarded as a different kind of suicide.

At that time, the broadcast of "study is precious, life is more expensive" will resound throughout the entire PK high school.

Then this ordinary class will become the focus of the whole school.

For nearly a year, when walking on campus, they would be given the prefix title of "the classmate of the two who wanted to commit suicide because of the gloomy life prospects on the first day of the new semester".

Obviously this will not be the result I want, but fortunately, Yato's presence is weak, and Sakamoto-kun quickly forgot about him, so it doesn't take much effort for me to stop this.

After doing a little trick, a tabby cat on a tree not far away stepped on his face firmly, and Yetou screamed and fell headfirst.

"For the sake of bribing me, I'm reluctant."

The tabby cat lightly jumped onto Rin Okumura's desk, and after waking up the sleeping demon, it flashed its paws with me, snorted coldly, and walked out of the classroom haughtily under everyone's deep gaze.

I:"……"

May I ask Mr. Cat what you are noble.

People often ask "Are you a cat pie or a dog pie", and there are even big differences because of this. Just imagine if the cat pie Natsume Takashi meets the dog pie Inuzuka Ya, they will talk about it for three days and three nights .

Oh, by the way, I heard that Natsume Takashi's voice actor is also Kamiya Daishi, so don't let this person appear in the future.

It is said that Yato's voice actor is also Kamiya Daishi, why not let Yato go back?

I don't mean to protect this false god. After all, Yato is the protagonist who is second only to me in the author's setting, so it's okay to give a little face.

And there are multiple characters voiced by the same voice actor in a comprehensive comic...

What does it say?

No, I didn't mean that Shengu Dashi is everywhere, I can only mean that the author is a voice-activated dog.understand?

Speaking of which, is it a cat or a dog...

I choose Inuyasha, I want to have a boyfriend like Inuyasha...

Wait, how could I say such a thing, who was impersonating me just now?Is it you, an unscrupulous author who mixes private goods and doesn't consider the characters in his works at all.

Unauthorized modification of my remarks, is this something a dedicated author would do to his characters?Don't pretend to be pitiful and shake your head, I know what you're thinking, if you don't want me to resign, it's best not to do this again.

You still dare to negotiate performance fees with me, if you give me a few more coffee jellies, I can think about it again.

Add a ten-pack of coffee jelly?

That is ten 1080g, luxurious and exquisite set to enjoy all-round deliciousness, yes, I reluctantly accept your apology.

Ok, the above is subtracted in the positive film.

Let's go back to the beginning, for the question of cat pie or dog pie, my answer is "doesn't matter", because no matter how cute the kitten or puppy is, my perspective ability will only let me see the shape of their skeleton , would you like a bone?

In addition, there are many contemptuous animals in the heart, of course they are pleasing, such as cats, so although I am not on either side, I have already leaned towards the dog group.

Especially after meeting Songgang Meow, this tendency is even worse.

Don't say it, I won't really warn you.

So when this cat appeared and won the praise of my new classmate, I was not disturbed.

It's not without waves, just a little thank you.

Thanks to him for helping me kick that troublesome false god off the ledge before anyone suddenly notices him causing a riot.

As for the reward, I promised to help him find a beautiful female cat as a mate.On the way after school, I will catch Songgang cats and breed them.

Songgang cat will understand me.

But even this can only stop a certain behavior of Yato, and it cannot be abandoned after all.

As I thought this way, that thorny gaze fell on my back again.

I was almost alert, and then I barely put away the hostility that burst out unconsciously.

I don't like the look, even if it's from my classmates.

Why do you have to look at me?Because I exchanged glances with a cat?

Taking a deep breath, I tried my best to ignore Akashi Seijuro's sizing and observation.I looked at the blackboard indifferently and jotted down a few knowledge points.

The bell rang for the end of get out of class, and I left the classroom at a faster pace.

It's not about running away, it's about going to the bathroom.

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The author has something to say:

It's really like a cat!Qishen will definitely be really delicious!I fainted on the spot!

Cat Pie or Dog Pie... I am God Pie! ! !