I live in Two-dimensional by sand sculptures

01.

The sun was shining brightly this morning, but after noon the sky turned slightly darker, with clouds covering the sun.

The blue sky, with fine clouds staying on it, is not very bright, but has the color charm of a classical painting, quiet and beautiful, as if it can be displayed directly in memory.

Kiyohiko looked at the beautiful sky, then took a pizza box and knocked on the door of Tsunayoshi Sawada's house.

It's been a long time since I saw Sawada Tsunayoshi.

A few seconds after knocking on the door, there was the sound of a heavy object falling on the other side of the door and someone screaming - it seemed that Tsunayoshi Sawada tripped himself again when he came to open the door.

"Ah, why did I say again?" Qing Yan said to himself, playing with bad jokes boredly.

After a few seconds, Sawada Tsunayoshi opened the door.After seeing Kiyohiko behind the door, Sawada Tsunayoshi's eyes lit up, which made the bruises on his face more conspicuous: "It's Kiyohiko, it's been a long time——"

In the next second, Sawada Tsunayoshi sideways avoided Kiyohiko's fist, then jumped up to avoid Kiyohiko's leg, but was pulled down by Kiyohiko's outstretched hand.

I have to say that Qing Yan's move is really hard to guard against.

"Ah... again." Sawada Tsunayoshi said helplessly as he lay on the ground.

He was originally a person who didn't have much temper, and he was even less tempered when he was with Shang Qingyan.

"Are you so excited that you can't even say 'long time no see'?" Kiyohiko sat down on Sawada Tsunayoshi, then stood up, and sat down hard again: "Then let my ass hit you first Say hello."

"I don't want to...cough cough cough... greet you like this... pu cough cough..." Sawada Tsunayoshi's stomach was hit twice by Kiyohiko's weight, and he almost vomited: "You... pu cough cough... ...Pfft...what are you doing?"

Qing Yan looked at the world with a look of pride: "This is called sitting up and moving on your own, and it is a way to make the other party happy."

Sawada Tsunayoshi really vomited this time: "Don't just put strange words on strange actions! And the superposition is not strange x2, but a strange quadratic!"

Qing Yan: "Tsk, you are still complaining about me so vigorously, be careful that I will toss you into a broken doll, making your eyes dull, hearts appear in your eyes, and your tongue sticks out from the corners of your mouth to drool..."

Sawada Tsunayoshi was shocked when he heard that: "Hey, hey, the more you talk, the more outrageous you are! What's going on here, hey Yan!"

Kiyohiko sat on Sawada Tsunayoshi and said, "You want to chat with me, hey Yan, ah hey Yan's ancestor should be Michelangelo's David, but the most popular one should be the LOGO of Wangzai Xiaomantou Alright."

Sawada Tsunayoshi was even more miserable: "Ah, what are you talking about about the blackening of the industry! It's really enough, Kiyohiko! Why did the beautiful reunion make you become like this! ... So Wangzai Xiaomantou LOGO, ah, I can’t go back!!!”

Kiyohiko sat down on Sawada Tsunayoshi's stomach again: "Because this is a truly wonderful reunion for me."

At this moment, Reborn pushed the door out and was a little startled after seeing this scene: "Are you guys fighting or copulating?"

Kiyohiko: "We were fighting, but Ganga wanted to discuss it with me suddenly, so guess what? Hey! We chatted!"

Reborn: "...Oh, you guys talk slowly."

Sawada Tsunayoshi exclaimed: "You are too evil, and you obviously mentioned it first!"

Kiyoko folded his hands in front of his chest, raised his chin, his eyes were like howling cold wind, and his voice was low and hoarse: "What is evil? Everything that comes from weakness is evil. ①You who are crushed by me like this Weakness, the real evil is you, Tsunayoshi Sawada!" He stood up again and tried to hit Tsunayoshi Sawada with his weight again, Tsunayoshi Sawada stretched out his hands to block it.

So they came into a weird position - Sawada Tsunayoshi stretched out his hands to support Kiyohiko's two thighs, and Kiyohiko was sitting in mid-air with the support like this.

Reborn felt a pain in his head.

He has been in the dark world for many years and has experienced various battles, but he has never seen such a bizarre scene.

"I feel my throne in the void!" Qing Yan said proudly.

Sawada Tsunayoshi wanted to withdraw his hand for a moment, God damn the throne in the void.

Qing Yan continued: "But it's not the throne that the temple has laid down by itself. This hall doesn't want this kind of cheap food!" He took out his knife while talking, and activated [100% empty-handed catch].

Under the control of [100% caught with bare hands], Tsunayoshi Sawada let go of Kiyohiko's leg uncontrollably, combined his hands to catch Kiyohiko's knife, and Kiyohiko fell freely and sat on Tsunayoshi Sawada's stomach again , Tsunayoshi Sawada's face turned liver-colored after the attack again, very anime-like. .

"It seems that you like this kind of prop Play very much." Kiyohiko touched his chin and said, "You like it so much that you are about to cry." He wiped away the physiological tears from the corners of Sawada Tsunayoshi's eyes with his fingers, and said, "Don't be patient. Oh, crying when you want to cry is also a kind of strength."

Sawada Tsunayoshi rolled his eyes.

Under such circumstances, he actually entered the super-death mode, then his eyes calmed down, he stretched out his hand to hold Qingyan's wrist, and said in a deep voice: "Enough, Qingyan."

"Do you think this can satisfy me?" Kiyohiko smiled evilly and held Sawada Tsunayoshi's wrist instead, with a wicked smile on the corner of his mouth (...): "Speaking of which, it's really interesting that you seamlessly switch like this."

"Usually...there is still a seam." Sawada Tsunayoshi sighed, and then he attacked Kiyohiko with a head hammer indecently.Sure enough, the protagonist of the boy manga can get the head hammer.Kiyohiko thought.

"Oh, oh, I understand. Usually there are seams, but you must have no seams here. After all, flies like me usually don't bite eggs without seams." Qingyan suddenly realized, and said.

Sawada Tsunayoshi was even more helpless: "You don't have to say that about yourself..."

Kiyohiko: "Speaking of which, if you can seamlessly switch your superficial personality and temperament, then if you can seamlessly switch in bed, then you will be twice as happy... Hey, it's a bit exciting to think about it."

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "We are still too young. It is too early to think about this kind of problem. Of course, I know you are just talking hilariously, but still, it makes people feel a kind of misunderstanding." He shook his head helplessly, and then shook his head. Out of a fighting stance.

"Ah, are you going to fight with me?" Qing Yan said happily.

"Well, because it's just the contact just now, it can't satisfy you." Sawada Tsunayoshi said.

"Okay, wait for me to put down my things!" Qingyan put the pizza box aside, Reborn walked over to open the pizza box happily, and then stiffened.

Because what Qingyan bought was Hawaiian pizza studded with various fruits, the kind of pizza that makes Italians blood pressure go up after seeing it.

Reborn immediately closed the box again, feeling like he just saw something pickled.

"But you know me very well." Qingyan ignited the arrogant cloud flame (...), wrapped his sword in the gay purple flame, and continued to say in that deep, bubbly voice: "If greed is a virtue , I am probably a man of high moral character."

"No." Said Tsunayoshi Sawada, "People like you...if you suddenly have virtue at a certain time, it is for the pleasure of immorality in the future.②"

Qingyan laughed wildly and rushed forward: "Hee hee ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha quack quack quack - tremble, mortal! ③ Taste the fear! The enemy is ashamed, I will take off his clothes! ④"

Sawada Tsunayoshi, who was in a dead state, was a little speechless: "Your words... Sigh."

What is this thing that is waving a bunch of arms, is it Avalokitesvara...

Kiyohiko said while hitting: "I always feel like 'tasting fear' when I say it, I should take off my pants immediately after I finish speaking, what do you think?"

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "I'm sorry, but you are the only one who feels this way."

Kiyohiko: "But since I said this, the audience friends in front of the TV also feel the same way."

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "...Is your life a reality show?"

Qing Yan: "Yes, if I don't see you again, I wish you good morning, good afternoon, and good night.⑤"

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "Farewell, I hope to hear these words from you."

Qingyan: "Okay, then I'll use my small cherry mouth to say good night to you with a sigh."

Kokichi Sawada:? ? ?

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "Hiss..."

Kiyohiko succeeded in the sneak attack, restrained Sawada Tsunayoshi, and then activated the ability of [Slippery Fruit], completing the great cause of "I'm going to take off his clothes".

And just at this time the sun came out, and the sun shone on the body of the tenth generation of Pengelie. The scene was magnificent and magnificent for a while.

Sawada Tsunayoshi sighed and picked up the clothes on the ground, put them on one by one, hesitated to speak, and finally said: "Now, you are satisfied."

"Almost." Qing Yan said, "Thank you for your hospitality."

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "...You're welcome."

After seeing their fight over, Reborn jumped on Sawada Tsunayoshi's head: "Ciao, Kiyohiko."

"Hello, Reborn." Qing Yan said: "I mean, every time you say ciao to me, I feel that you are suggesting sexually."

Reborn didn't react for a while, and he said after two seconds: "The Italian word Ciao is indeed derived from the Venetian phrase s-ciaovostro (literally, I am your slave), but under normal circumstances, no one will deliberately Think about it this way... If you count all of this, isn't your life full of sexual hints?"

Qingyan said proudly: "That's not true, otherwise how could I have become like this, the ordinary world can't raise such a wonderful thing like me."

Reborn: "Well...you convinced me." As expected of Reborn, Reborn immediately changed the subject: "You have become stronger, Kiyohiko."

"Yes, I have become stronger." Qingyan said.

"You went to play the ghost? How's the situation?" Reborn said.

Qing Yan thought for a while, and replied: "It's quite tiring."

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "Are you even tired? Is Kamizuki so strong..."

Qingyan: "The main reason is that my mouth is tired from talking too much, my jaw is tired, and my chin is also tired."

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "Well... well, I don't know how to comment at the moment."

"Okay, the warm-up is over, let's go eat pizza together." Qing Yan said.

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "Okay."

Reborn shook his head: "I won't eat."

Qingyan: "Let's eat together, let's eat together, I even made an appointment with the teacher."

Reborn: "As a person from another country, you may not know something, we..."

Qing Yan smiled darkly: "Do you think I don't know?"

Reborn smiled suddenly: "Understood." He pointed a pistol at Qingyan, and there was a cold light in his round black eyes: "You are provocative."

"Yes." Qing Yan also grinned, "Although it's a little presumptuous, but I think I should be able to split with you now, so I want to try." At that moment, he was like Lu Moumou, very confidence.

Reborn's true strength is of course beyond doubt, but after becoming the Son of the Rainbow, his strength has dropped a lot, and Qingyan's strength has expanded a little recently, so his mentality has also expanded a lot.

When Nakahara Chuya arrived, Kiyohiko had already started fighting with Reborn, so he began to watch.

The battle between Kiyohiko and Reborn is very lively, and it is very enjoyable to watch from the sidelines.

There are both frontal collisions and sneak attacks from the side. Bizarre moves emerge in endlessly.

Reborn's bullet rubbed against Qing Yan's cheeks, causing a burning sensation, and the blood stains added a bit of madness to Qing Yan.

This made some of his pretentious lines seem more flavorful.

But in the end, Qing Yan lost.

In terms of strength, Qingyan is stronger than Reborn when combined with his own abilities, but not in terms of skills.

In fact, it was full of fights and calculations, Qingyan really started fighting in less than two years, and he was saving up before, so he didn't have enough fighting experience.

When encountering some opponents at ordinary times, on the one hand, there are teammates involved, and on the other hand, those strange abilities of his own make the opponents at a loss, and they must be prepared to take precautions, so Qingyan can show stronger combat effectiveness.

But when meeting an acquaintance like Reborn who knows Qingyan's abilities very well, this will not work.

In the end, Reborn kicked Kiyohiko to the ground like he kicked Sawada Tsunayoshi. Kiyohiko touched his ass, feeling insulted, so he turned his head and said to Nakahara Nakaya, "Teacher, he hit me!"

Zhong Yuanzhong was also a little helpless: "Isn't it you who want to compete with him?"

Qingyan: "He dared to hit me when you were there, this is not spanking my ass, this is spanking your face! ⑥"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

"boom."

Zhong Yuanzhong also lowered his fist and said expressionlessly: "Okay, now I will hit you too."