The days of being a forensic doctor of salted fish in Rice Flower Town

My name is Riko Amami.

My wish is... to be a salted fish.

After seven years in the law department, I vowed not to work hard again, I want to live a retired life!

So such a happy life really came!

On my way to work overtime one day, I rescued an old man who was short of breath on the side of the road, and he turned out to be the recently retired president of a certain chaebol!

Grandpa Fairy asked me what I wanted, of course I was bold and bold, and I said:

I want to be a salted fish, find a happy job where I touch fish every day from [-] to [-] on weekends, live in my own happy house, and live a happy retirement life.

So I came to Mihua Town.

I became a forensic doctor in the Public Security Bureau.

Yes, forensics.

So it turns out that forensic medicine is also an easy job these days? ? !

I've only had two semesters of forensic science!

Is such a forensic doctor really a man? ?

Later I found out that I was worrying too much.

Grandpa Fairy perfectly fulfilled my wish.

And what's even more outrageous is that I have almost no time for work.

Let me give you an example, everyone.

Almost every day I get a notification of a homicide, in a coffee shop and in a park.

My first day at work:

I hurried to the scene, carrying my forensic toolbox, and pushed through the crowd.

Hello!That kid, don't run around at the crime scene!Don't touch the corpse!Don't touch the evidence!

Allow me to tidy up and go back to dissect...

What?Case solved?

I haven't had an autopsy yet...

What?Sent directly to the funeral home?

My salary... oh oh, it's paid directly on a monthly basis.

Then I'm off work!bye~

On the nth day of work:

case?I'll go there in a bit.

Then I took my time and started watching TV dramas.

10 minutes later, I was still lying on the bed.

Dinglingling~ The phone call came again.

Moses Moses, the case is solved, it’s hard work, then I won’t go, just send the body to the funeral home~

What a job.

I sincerely thank Grandpa Fairy, he has realized my dream for many years.

As a result, I was surrounded by a group of detectives when I appeared in the coffee shop with super delicious sandwiches downstairs from the Maori Detective Agency...

Yes, it is like being surrounded by small animals.

Yes, a group of ~ detectives.

Including the elementary school student who showed up at the crime scene every time and jumped—he also said that he was a detective.

I believe there are as many detectives in Mihua Town as there are wholesalers, but Mihua Town doesn't need forensics.

Because the forensic doctor has no chance to appear.

Back to the matter of onlookers.

When I ordered a delicious sandwich from Polo Café, I found that the boy who made the sandwich was very handsome!Although Mihua Town is a place full of handsome guys, but this is the first time I have seen such a mixed-race blond-haired pool noodle type.

So when I was trying to write my contact number on the napkin, the elementary school student detective who got in the way started to "Ah Lie Lie" next to me.

"Ah, big sister is the forensic sister who was at the crime scene last time?"

What "last time"!I complained to myself.

Obviously it was a long time ago, after all, I have not gone to work for a long time.

Then just as he recognized me, a group of other people gathered around.

"Sister forensic doctor, so cool!"

Several children around Conan were sighing, and to be honest, their flattery was quite useful to me.

"But it seems I've never seen it at a crime scene..."

Yes, the beauty who spoke, I haven't seen you either, maybe you came late and missed the time when I just went to work.

"A forensic doctor?" The blond boy also joined in, "There are quite a few girls who are forensic doctors."

He said, picked up the phone number I wrote on the napkin, and stuffed it into the apron: "I still need to keep the contact information of the forensic doctor, maybe some case will come across in the future..."

case? ?I blurted out in shock, "But aren't you an ordinary coffee shop boy?"

"I'm still a detective." The blond Ikemen scratched his head in embarrassment.

I regret it very much now, and I can't wait to take back the napkin and stuff it into my mouth to eat.

Because I am not some mysterious forensic doctor with outstanding intelligence and amazing talents, I am a half-baked forensic doctor who came in through the back door!

I don't know anything about the specific occupation requirements of forensic medicine. The basic knowledge comes from the two semesters of forensic medicine courses when I was in school.

The point is...

I'm all asleep!

The detective... I don't want to see a detective again in my life.Why do you call yourself a detective when you meet anyone in Mihua Town?Is this the Mihuacho Detective Wholesale Market? !

If the detectives find out that I can't do anything, wouldn't I pack up and leave immediately, lose this fairy job, and maybe have to go back to my pathetic 007 job...

When I think of this, I feel so sad that I want to wipe tears.

I went home angrily, feeling that today is an unlucky day, I'd better lie on the bed and have a good sleep.But what I didn't expect was that the next day I could continue to be unlucky...

Because the next day...the forensic rules of Mihua Town didn't work!

After I received the case and lay on the bed for half an hour, I didn’t receive a call at all that the case was resolved and I was not allowed to go to work!

You forgot to notify me!Right right!

I gripped my phone tightly, like a high school student expecting a call from his crush.

The phone vibrated!God!It's finally ringing!

"Moses, Moses, the case is settled, then I won't go...

What the hell? ? ! "

First of all, I solemnly declare that every forensic rule I have summarized is completely correct.

So when I get a reminder call to go to work instead of off work, my first reaction is-

fraud! !

"What the hell?" I heard the familiar voice of Police Officer Mu Mu on the other end of the phone, and my first reaction was unbelievable, "Do you know where I work?

Public Security Bureau! !

How audacious a liar dares to trick you into coming here..."

"Mumu, what a ghost! This is not Mumu's tone. He usually tells me in a very regretful tone: Lizi, yayah...you don't need to come..."

"The case is not resolved? How is it possible, is Mr. Maori here...

If you are here, don't bother me! !Why do detectives need forensics...

Are you trying to trick me into going to work and blow me up with a bomb on the way to work? "

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When I arrived at the crime scene, out of breath, carrying my dusty forensic toolbox, Conan was carefully polishing his bow tie.

The blond cafe waiter Toru Amuro who claims to be a part-time detective is also there, and everyone is there... except Officer Megure.

If there is a code of conduct for police officers in Mihua Town, I believe that Officer Megure will also put himself in a label like "unimportant background board".

Toru Amuro's voice was a little hoarse, as if he had just had a quarrel with someone else. He said that Officer Megure was not feeling well and went home first.

Could it be that I was angry and went home...

I shuddered, and hoped that he wouldn't take a small person like me to heart. I don't want to lose this fairy job.

I prayed silently in my heart and drew a cross on my chest.

"Do forensic doctors these days pray before work?"

I heard Conan secretly asking Toru Amuro, the voice was so loud that even the person involved could hear it, which seriously affected my dignity as a forensic doctor.

Although I really don't have any majesty, I am a low-level fake forensic doctor.

But I always remind myself to be a forensic doctor. These detectives are very cunning. I have to fight wits and bravery with them. I can’t be discovered by them. Nor will it.

Fortunately, I didn't leave any evidence of any connections, but unfortunately, this group of detectives who care about everything have already begun to doubt my professional level.

When Toru Amuro asked me what clues I found on this corpse, I started to break out in cold sweat behind my back, like a scumbag who was called by the teacher to answer questions in a high math class.

"F... found what...?" I faltered.

Amuro Toru seemed to sense something was wrong from my guilty stammering words, he said:

"Can't you see anything?"

I'm so guilty, because I really can't see anything, this person died crookedly here, I can only judge that he died.

But I can find another way, because according to the first article of the Mihua Town Forensic Medicine Code I concluded, every case that happened in Mihua Town does not require a forensic doctor.

And in this case, it was me.

What does this mean—

I shouldn't be here, I should be off work.

So although I was very guilty, I still pretended to answer confidently:

"Mr. Amuro, I don't think there is a need for a forensic doctor in this case."

I said it categorically and full of arrogance, just to strengthen my aura and overwhelm others' prestige, let them know clearly:

I!It's time to get off work!

you!Let me go home!

But Toru Amuro looked at me suddenly with strange eyes, his face was gloomy, as if his brain was running at high speed, he was silent for a while before he said: "You mean... you don't need the participation of a forensic doctor after reasoning this case ?"

What I didn't know at this time was that before I came, Conan and Toru Amuro had deduced the truth of the case, and Mori Kogoro had perfectly solved the case.

But no one informed me, I was watching TV in bed at the time...

I was kept in the dark.

But Toru Amuro thought I knew or reasoned it out, he didn't know I didn't know, I didn't know he didn't know I didn't know...

Although our conversation was perfectly connected, I was kept in the dark at the moment and always felt that he seemed to have misunderstood my meaning...

I'm just expressing that I don't need to come at all.

But Toru Amuro seemed to feel that it was not right for me to stand here like a crowd of onlookers, and wanted me to play the role of forensic medicine in this case, so he moved out Police Officer Meguro——

You must know that my job is in the hands of the leader.

He said that Officer Meguro asked me to examine the body before leaving, and then issue a detailed death certificate.

And...a rough version on the spot! !

Mr. Amuro!Don't impose your work efficiency and involution speed on others!

I'm tearing my hair out and roaring in my heart right now.

Mr. Toru Amuro in front of me even kindly brought my forensic toolbox to me, indicating that I can start.

Hello!Conan, don't boo at the side!

What are you talking about, I have never seen a forensic examination, so I look forward to it~

I can guarantee that you have seen all kinds of big winds and big waves!

And the scariest thing is...

I

Only dissected mice...

I have no practical experience QAQ

How do I start... SOS

Under the gaze of Toru Amuro's terrifying cat eyes, I opened the tool box with a "click" with trembling hands.

The author says:

*Article [-] of Mihua Town’s Forensic Medicine Code:

Every case in Mihua Town doesn't need a forensic doctor

*My sister’s ideal is to do this forensic work forever without going to work. I think the detectives want to expose the identity of her relatives and destroy her beautiful life.

*00 Suspected that the younger sister did not go to work every day because she had other plans, because Juan Wang didn't understand Xianyu's thoughts, he thought that the younger sister was an undercover agent sent by the organization, so he wanted to find evidence that the younger sister was a fake forensic doctor

...and then everyone began to poke and compete secretly in different dimensions

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Let me explain why I doubt it:

Because the heroine can't do anything!

Imagine if the forensic doctor who came to the scene had no professional knowledge, would you wonder how she became this forensic doctor?What's more, Touzi is an undercover agent, so she will think a little more

Let me explain again why I don't learn:

Because Mihua Town really doesn't need her to go to work, and it's going to add to the chaos in the past. Facing a person who doesn't need to go to work or work at all, which is equivalent to working at home every day, she doesn't need to study or not to use this knowledge.

(Of course I know that many people like to learn new knowledge, but my salted fish heroine is too lazy to learn...)

The rest of this article is where the heroine participates in the case, and sometimes she also participates in reasoning. She never shirks when she is needed. If you think the heroine Xianyu's behavior is not good, return and exit immediately.

This article is just an imaginary second statement, and the place where it happened is not even in China. It is really unnecessary to criticize me and report me with distorted values.

Demining! !

The heroine eats rice, the heroine keeps showing off, the heroine doesn't work hard and doesn't study

In reality, everyone should work hard to live, so don’t ask too much of her when you read the article QAQ