The days of being a forensic doctor of salted fish in Rice Flower Town

While I was cooking, Matsuda Jinhei sat on my big soft sofa, eating my potato chips and watching my TV.

I was so angry that I rushed out of the kitchen with a spatula, pointed at him with the spatula, and asked him to quickly put down my potato chips: "How can I eat the rice I cooked after eating potato chips! Put down my potato chips, Put your hands up!"

"I think you feel sorry for your own potato chips, cheapskate." Although Matsuda Jinpei pouted dissatisfiedly, he obediently put down the potato chips, and adjusted the TV with the remote control panel.

I saw the potato chips get out of the clutches, so I walked back to the kitchen step by step,

The TV is rolling the Mihua Town news broadcast.

I feel that the way I am busy in the kitchen, coupled with the formulaic background sound of the Mihua Town News Network, looks like a housewife who has three children.

The sweet and sour pork fell into the oil pan and made a hissing sound. The smell of the meat floated from the kitchen to the living room along with the evening wind, and the sweet voice of the evening news anchorwoman intermittently spread from the living room to the kitchen.

"Three homicides occurred in Mihua Town one after another. The police suspect that there is a connection between them. It is a serial homicide case. Citizens and friends, if you have any clues, please actively report to the police..."

"Mihua Town is really a place full of disasters."

I heard Matsuda Jinpei muttering in a low voice, and the sound disappeared in the broadcast of the TV.

At this moment, I just put the last dish on the plate, and I called Matsuda Jinpei, who was lying on the sofa watching TV, to help me bring it to the table.

"Ding~" It happened to be the notification sound of the oven.

"Why is there another dish?" Matsuda Jinhei looked back towards the kitchen in doubt while serving the dish.

"There's a mysterious delicacy in the oven~" I turned my head and gave him a sly wink, but my heart was full of bad things.

In the end, Matsuda Jinpei fell silent while looking at the delicious and hot grilled saury in front of him. He and the saury stared at the little fish with a strange light in their eyes.

"Eat and see how you like it!" I laughed so hard that I almost couldn't say the whole sentence, but I still didn't forget to move the plate towards him.

In my warm (keepable) and (scared) eyes, Matsuda Jinping slowly stretched out his trembling chopsticks, picked up a small piece of fish and put it into his mouth tremblingly.

He fell into a long silence again.

I couldn't help but break the still image of him.

"how is it going!"

Matsuda raised his eyes gently, and in my extremely expectant eyes, he spoke:

"You forgot to add salt."

Although I think the saury is still fresh and tender after adding coarse salt, it is very delicious. I also squeezed more lemon juice for him.

But Matsuda Jinpei insisted that this dish was not as good as the other dishes, and he insisted on competing with me, chattering like a three-year-old child.

I think he just has a gap in his heart, expressing dissatisfaction with my behavior of using the murder weapon of the last murder case as food, and finding an excuse for the fact that he is a coward!

That's right!coward!

This is enough to make me laugh all year long.

A coward in his heart, Matsuda Jinpei, who refused to admit it, thanked me awkwardly for a large table of dishes, and then added:

"It's well done, but don't do saury next time."

I nodded cheerfully and agreed, smiled and politely sent him out the door, and handed him the garbage bag to help him throw it away.

In fact, my answer is:

"Next time definitely."

I believe he was cursing the rice crackers' salty sandwiches and bloody saury on the way home.

Maybe the next time he comes to Mihua Town, he will bring his own lunch box.

The strange trip to Mihua Town caused him to keep in touch with me only in the online world for the next few weeks, and he never mentioned that he came to Mihua Town to find me to play.You know, he used to persuade me to leave Mihua Town with such things as "I ate super delicious ramen", wishing to come here and drag me back.

However, he is extremely worried about my living conditions. It may be that he has experienced strange cafes, horrific murders, and gloomy old landlords on the day he came. He reminds me to lock the door and lock the windows all the time. , so as not to be targeted by the stalker that the landlady granny said.

Thanks to him, since he insisted on telling me every day a horrible story about a young girl being brutally murdered, I really feel that living alone is a bit scary!

I have always felt that someone is following me around me recently, and this feeling becomes more and more obvious when I am alone.

It seems that there is a pair of eyes peeping at me from the dark.

I was lying on the bed watching a TV series, and a chill ran down my spine.

I sprinted to the window and drew the curtains slowly, stiffly and tremblingly.

No one is empty.

Only the rustling sound of leaves being blown by the wind.

I have never encountered such a situation before!In order to ensure that I can continue to be a happy salted fish in the dangerous Mihua Town, I decided to seek help from others online.

How do Japanese people usually deal with such weird situations?I searched on the Internet, and finally a netizen answered my question.

He suggested that I learn from how other experienced Japanese people deal with this situation after living in an apartment. A single girl living in a single apartment?A single girl meets a stalker?

Just look at how most Japanese citizens do it!

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After reading it, I cried and called Matsuda Jinpei.

He seriously suggested that I call the police.

"But aren't you a policeman?" I asked back, sobbing.

Finally, I ordered the door stopper door chain under his suggestion, and put mouse traps and other safety devices in the hidden place.

This anti-theft and anti-perversion level has far exceeded the level of this dilapidated apartment.To be honest, I don't think there will be any thieves who can't think about it. This dilapidated house, the only advantages for thieves here are:

The security system is broken.

A week after I hosted Matsuda Jinpei for dinner, I returned to the life of the salted fish forensic doctor. Maybe he really deceived the Great Demon King Amuro Toru. No one troubled me in the next few days, nor did I People asked me to go to work, and I happily ate and drank at home, lying in bed catching up on TV dramas, novels and comics.

Watching dramas, reading comics, and reading novels consumes a lot of food. After a week at home, what made me decide to go out?

There is nothing to eat.

I decided to go to the supermarket again to collect food.

As I opened the door, I ran head-on into a man who was skulking around the door of my apartment.

The person behind the dog is not a perverted murderer, but the perverted demon king Toru Amuro. It turns out that he has not given up on my investigation, and has been interrupting Jing Mimi to pull me down.

Is he also coveting this fairy job? !

Is he short of a part-time job again?

Our eyes met and fell silent.

In the end I broke the deadlock first.

"What are you doing at my door?"

"Well...Actually..." Toru Amuro was still hesitating at first, but he suddenly thought of something and quickly gave the answer, "Actually, this is my new part-time job! I was entrusted by the police station to collect every new officer As the proud student of Maori detective, I am very honored to get this job!"

It's reasonable and can't be refuted.

I can only say that Toru Amuro, your part-time job scope is really fucking wide.

"Then what have you collected?" I frowned and thought about my life trajectory. It seems that I haven't gone out for a long time.

"It's suspicious, you!" Toru Amuro actually questioned me, "Why haven't you gone out for so many days! Don't you have to work?"

"As the proud disciple of a Maori detective, shouldn't you be very clear about it?" I put my waist on my back and turned against the general. "He appeared at the scene of almost every case and solved every case perfectly. There is no need for a forensic doctor to appear on the scene!"

"Did our detectives cause you trouble...and blocked the forensic doctor's daily work?" Toru Amuro asked me cautiously, "Why don't you suggest to Police Officer Megure to call the forensic doctor to the scene next time?"

"No trouble, no trouble!" I waved my hands in panic when I heard this, "This kind of work rhythm is very good!"

It's really good, I don't have to fish every day at work, if I show up every day, maybe my poor forensic technology will be exposed, and I will lose my job at that time...

"Is it really not necessary?" Amuro narrowed his eyes halfway, and he seemed to be suspicious again when it was over!Why are detectives always so sensitive to every aspect of life?

"Really...no need..." I gritted my teeth and said, I was about to cry.

"You seem to be very different from other people who work in the police station. Shouldn't ordinary people be very excited to go to the police when they first come to work, excited for every case solved?"

…No, most people want to be salted fish like me and want to rest, or they are too young for these young people.

"But..." Before I could argue, Toru Amuro asked again, "Didn't you say you have a boyfriend? Don't you guys meet? You really haven't been out for a long time." Toru Amuro's tone became a little aggressive .

I was a little guilty, but I didn't want him to see anything, so I pretended to be justified and said:

"What! Can't we date online?"

"This online dating... can I still return it?"

"We have a good relationship, I'm afraid we won't be able to retreat."

The author says:

The follow-up is that Touzi intends to sneak into my sister's apartment secretly

As a result, he was attacked by a bunch of mouse traps, jumping up and down in embarrassment

hateful!You are number one in the police academy!

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