The days of being a forensic doctor of salted fish in Rice Flower Town

Matsuda Jinpei · Photo Killer · He took pictures of black holes

Thinking of the life and death of the two of us on the Ferris wheel, we decided to check in as a souvenir.

In fact, my proposal is that we two will become a blood alliance, I will call you brother, you will call me sister, we don't want to be born in the same year and the same month, but...

But Matsuda Jinhei immediately interrupted my proposal. He coyly said that it is better to add a social method on all platforms. This is the way modern people make friends.

After arguing with him for a long time, I finally compromised and didn't ask...brother, let's take the Ferris wheel again as a souvenir.

But at the end, Matsuda Jinping looked at the huge Ferris wheel in front of him and retreated.

"No, no, you won't be afraid of heights after falling once." I asked him in surprise.

"That's not true," he said. "Just sitting on it and thinking of you kicking me down from a height, it's weird."

I looked at the height, my head was a little dizzy, but I mocked him as a coward unconvinced.

The consequence of the ridicule is that when taking pictures under the Ferris wheel, Matsuda Jinhei captured the entire shiny Ferris wheel, ignoring me standing in the corner in the dark.

I thought he was trying to get revenge on me.

In the end, he proposed to take a photo with the two of us. My face was either shone by the light of the Ferris wheel, or my eyes were closed.

Matsuda Jinpei, who took pictures of the black hole, happily collected this group of photos, saying that he would make a computer desktop.As soon as I see it I remember that I almost died and work harder.

Ghost letter!

When I think about dying, I want to go home, lie down and sleep, work a peach!

It turned out that his computer desktop was really the photo that could be hung up in the underworld to queue up for a number!Fortunately, because my eyes were closed and the light was backlit, many people came and went, but no one found that the picture on the desktop was me.

But every time I put forward a proposal to change the photo, Matsuda Jinpei always rejected it, and he always asked me to exchange it with a more beautiful photo.

One after another, the photos deceived a lot, and the ugly desktop photos were unshakable.

So up to now, every photo of mine reminds me of Matsuda Jinpei subconsciously, so I send it to him to study hard and see how other people compose and light it!

Moreover, such a perfect landscape + portrait + food, three superimposed skills full of photos, one photo is enough to make Matsuda Jinhei feel ashamed, the main purpose is to make him a big blow from now on, calling out that there is such an exquisite picture of God in the world , decided on the spot to seal his hands and never touch the camera again.

The secondary purpose is to let him feel my happy vacation life now!

Didi, sent successfully~

Let Matsuda Jinpei see what kind of fairy life I live.

Let me guess what is he doing now?Investigating a case at the police station?Defuse the bomb?Poorly looking at files while eating instant noodles?

Thinking of this, I sent him a few more pictures, all of which are the big fish and meat desserts and snacks I eat at night.

Good friends are for sharing happiness.

Matsuda Jinpei's message was quickly sent to me.

He just returned a symbol:

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Happiness based on the pain of others will be even happier, so I don't intend to stop, the next food picture is loading...

ding zero zero~

A phone call came in suddenly, and I was so scared that I almost selected the ugly photo of me with a grim expression just now and sent it out.

I frantically canceled the selected photo, only to pick up Matsuda Jinpei's call in a hurry after realizing it.

"What are you doing!"

I consciously held the phone two or three centimeters away from my ear, and accurately heard the voice of Matsuda Jinpei complaining and roaring in the air.

"Share my beautiful holiday life with you~"

I can guarantee that Matsuda Jinpei must have heard the joy in my voice, and I believe that the sea breeze will definitely pass my happiness to him.

"How could you sneak out on vacation behind my back!" Matsuda Jinpei sounded very dissatisfied, his background sound was a bit noisy, maybe it was in a police station with a lot of people.

"I hope so too." I pretended to be depressed, but my heart was already smiling, "It's a pity that I'm taking~salary~vacation~,

Matsuda-kun probably won't be able to apply for paid leave, hell, I heard that the Metropolitan Police Department has a lot of things to do recently, and I'm afraid they even have to work overtime on ordinary weekends..."

Know what's happier than paid time off?

That is when you can still get paid as usual while you are on vacation, your good friend is working overtime ruthlessly.

"Too! Over! Over! Over!" I seem to have heard the voice of Matsuda Jinpei gnashing his teeth on the opposite side, "While you are blowing the sea breeze, have you ever thought that your good friend just dismantled eight bombs under the scorching sun?" Is it!? The last one that will automatically float the ribbon after dismantling it!"

At the moment I am shaking my shoulders and trying to hide my laughter. Since Matsuda Jinhei returned to the bomb disposal team, he has dismantled the "surprise" bomb several times. The friendly bomber installed some automatic jets to dismantle the bomb The installation of fireworks, in the end he would walk out of the scene wearing a ribbon in the solemn eyes of a row of policemen, and was forced to accept interviews from TV reporters wearing the ribbon.

At this point, I began to warmly invite him to help open my blind box, and the probability of getting the hidden money has greatly increased.

"unacceptable!"

Hearing this sentence, I just wanted to laugh at him cheerfully, but suddenly realized that it didn't seem to be Matsuda Jinpei's voice coming from the phone.

I turned my head and saw Toru Amuro, who was speaking loudly beside me, sighed heavily, seemed to be talking to himself, but actually squeezed his throat and pretended to mock me:

"Shocked! The police boyfriend works overtime in the scorching sun, and his girlfriend even goes on vacation at the seaside and mocks her! I advise the general public, it's better to be single!"

I bet a hundred Matsuda Jinpei, Amuro Toru's words are definitely mocking me.

Since I asked Matsuda Jinpei to pretend to be my boyfriend to save the scene, Toru Amuro has added another goal in trying to expose my incompetence in the forensic position, which is to try to get the "fake boyfriend" Matsuda Jinpei to break up with me.

If it goes on like this, I will suspect that he is plotting against Matsuda Jinpei!

I carefully covered my phone like a thief, hoping that Matsuda Jinhei would not hear the dangerous speech of Toru Amuro trying to provoke our great friendship.

But Matsuda Jinpei still heard a few words indistinctly, and he said on the other end:

"The person next to you just now..."

"He's talking nonsense, hahaha, don't pay attention to him." I quickly tried to hide it with a smirk.

"Why does this person's voice sound so familiar..."

"Does it sound familiar?" I thought for a while, but I couldn't figure out when Matsuda Jinhei had met Amuro Toru, and the two of them should have never met, so I continued, "Maybe there are some people you know. The sound is similar..."

I just said a few words, and Toru Amuro's expression was a bit stiff when I caught a glimpse from the corner of my eye, and he cleared his throat softly.

It's a pity that it didn't take long to make fun of Matsuda Jinpei. He seemed to have received another bomb disposal task, so he hung up the phone and rushed to the scene.

I prayed silently in my heart, hoping that he would not dismantle the bombs of spraying ribbons, throwing flowers, and broadcasting earthy songs.

I hung up the phone reluctantly, Xiaolan came over gossipingly and asked who I was chatting with.

Before I could speak, Toru Amuro seized the opportunity and said in a strange tone:

"And her boyfriend~"

He cleared his throat and repeated what he just said, "

"Shocked! The police boyfriend works overtime in the scorching sun, and his girlfriend even goes on vacation at the seaside and mocks her! I advise the general public, it's better to be single!"

"Eh! Boyfriend?"

Xiaolan immediately pricked up her gossip ears when she heard Toru Amuro's words.

My hand holding the phone trembled slightly, may I ask if it is too late to get Toru Amuro out?Can I apply to throw him overboard?

"Miss Riko has a boyfriend recently, is that okay?"

"Oh yes yes..."

"Does this relationship have any impact on your life?"

"Oh this is this from the inside out."

Xiaolan was shocked when she heard the conversation between Toru Amuro and me, "When did Miss Riko have a boyfriend!"

"He's a handsome guy with curly hair." I saw Toru Amuro peeking at my expression, and he raised his eyebrows provocatively.

I pretended to be calm, and I don't know why Amuro Tsuru, who is usually approachable and gentle, becomes weird when I meet Matsuda Jinpei and me fooling around.Is this the anger of a single dog?

If I had known that when I met Xiaolan in the supermarket last time, I shouldn't have said frankly that I was single, and I should have let Matsuda-kun continue pretending to be my boyfriend. A lie needs hundreds of lies to be true. I made a mistake.

"Hey! Curly hair?" Xiaolan covered her mouth in surprise, "Could it be the one who accompanied Ms. Lizi to the supermarket before? But didn't you say...wasn't your boyfriend?"

Xiaolan mercilessly exposed my lies, my calm mask was about to fail, and the smile on my face was about to crack, but I would not admit defeat, I was still running my brain at high speed, trying to make up for it again. Just a little bit, so it won't be too miserable.

"This... this is because..." I stammered, I was still rehearsing and organizing a new lie, and I got stuck for a moment.

But what I didn't expect was that Lan took the initiative to help make up the reason!

"I know!" Xiaolan's eyes lit up suddenly, and her expression suddenly became sad and dignified. She looked at me, and seemed to pat my shoulder heavily with grief, and said with righteous indignation:

"It was the curly-haired boy who told Ms. Riko not to disclose her relationship, like those underground romances in TV dramas. You don't tell me, I don't tell you, just secretly fall in love.

But Ms. Lizi, you have to be careful, many scumbags are using this banner to talk about underground romances, but they are actually maintaining a single person externally, stepping on multiple boats at once!You have to keep your eyes open! "

She looked like a good sister who was deceived by a scumbag. The sisters exposed the truth and denounced the scumbag. They were heartbroken and advised the sisters to keep their eyes open and kick the scumbag.

The author says:

The current transparency is only superficial, and in the future there will be times when he will not admit what he has done before, and will not let go when he is beaten to death

This article is a sweet article!Both lines are sweet, no sweet no money! !

What I wrote later made me cry

My sister will continue to be salted fish and will not be forced to open for business!

感谢在2022-04-1922:08:44~2022-05-1316:11:16期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 丨丨〇, hi hi one;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：红豆奶昔57瓶；Kinkolin14瓶；懿生10瓶；静榭8瓶；浮白以载笔、穗穗穗兔5瓶；想上天的鱼2瓶；ilzah、冰卍麒麟、叶酒酱、osnb、秋山年1瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard! ?