The days of being a forensic doctor of salted fish in Rice Flower Town

I am a big wronged species, but also a big unlucky person.

Unlucky enough that a paid vacation turns into a murder in a secret room, unlucky enough that eating and admiring flowers turns into a manor battle royale, unlucky enough that an unsuccessful escape turns into an arrest on the spot.

Toru Amuro had just untied me from the rope, and I was about to run away with him.

He was spotted on the spot by the perverted butler, who caught him right away.

Good guy, sure enough technology changes life.

In the past, it was an arrow piercing the clouds, and thousands of troops came to meet each other.Now it is a big surveillance, and all elopements and escapes have been discovered.

When the key turned in the hole, my heart was hanging to the extreme.

I secretly asked Toru Amuro:

"Have you arranged plan B, for example, what should we do if we are discovered?"

Toru Amuro didn't take my words to heart, he said casually:

"Don't worry, I have a solution."

Until Mr. Butler's yin side face protruded from the slowly pushed open door, his hell-like voice seemed to ring out from above my head:

"It's not good to have children..."

I don't know why the butler said such things in such a tone, I feel that even if he is put into a horror movie next second, he can be seamlessly connected and become a perverted principal who is lying on the toilet cubicle and searching one by one.

Half of his body was about to lean in, a pair of pale and slender hands slowly stretched out towards me, and they were about to clamp my wrists in the next second.

I silently mouthed to Toru Amuro who was hiding in the dark:

planB, planB, planB

Amuro Toru is like an invisible person at this moment, and he didn't say a word.

The light coming in through the crack of the door is getting wider and wider.

Every second that passed seemed to be elongated.

suddenly!

The speed at which the door opened accelerated, as if someone had suddenly pushed it hard.

Before I could react, I was suddenly and unpreparedly exposed to the strong light that naturally flowed into the room.

Oh Mo, found out.

Facing the condescending face of the perverted housekeeper, I laughed a little embarrassedly. I didn't know what to say at the moment, so I could only secretly kick the rope on the ground back, trying to hide:

"Huan... Welcome back...?" I searched my brains and only said such a nonsensical sentence.

When I saw Toru Amuro in the dark, he was very sad, and held his forehead resentfully.

The face of the butler in front of him became colder and colder, as if he had just been fished out of the freezer.

He approached step by step and spoke slowly:

"Very well, how did you untie the rope."

When he said this, I could feel my shadow shrinking dramatically and trembling, while his shadow was zooming in, opening his bloody mouth, and stretching out countless fangs and claws of the devil's claws from behind.

I guess he probably wants to change to a new rope binding method to tie me up and imprison me.What's next, big iron chains and electronic shackles?

Wait, that's not right...

Why did he ask me how I untied the rope.

Toru Amuro is standing not far from me at this moment, and he has no intention of escaping. If the perverted butler has eyes, he can see that there are two people here, and Toru Amuro helped me untie my rope.

If I have the ability to untie the knot that binds the elephant by myself, we will no longer be the World of Science Science, we should change our name to World of Science Fantasy.

I shouldn't be a half-baked forensic doctor in Mihua Town, I should be filming "Escape the Shell of the Golden Cicada".

I looked in the direction of Toru Amuro in puzzlement, and he spread his hands at me helplessly.

Only then did I realize that I had misunderstood, it wasn't that the perverted housekeeper was out of his wits, but...

Because Toru Amuro's skin was too dark, his whole body was melted into the darkness.

Only the beautiful blonde hair suspended in the air remained.

I made a dumbfounded big move.

But thinking optimistically, this is also a lucky thing.

Since the perverted housekeeper never expected that someone would reach here and rescue me, even if our escape plan was discovered, there would still be someone who was hiding in the dark and was not discovered by him.

At that time, I will stabilize the perverted butler first, and Amuro Toru will make another surprise attack from behind, and I will definitely be able to subdue the butler and win.

So I started gesturing at Toru Amuro, blinking, implying that he should hurry up while the butler is not paying attention!

Toru Amuro: ? ? ?

Seeing that he couldn't understand my gestures, I started to play with other hints.

Yin-si-xu-chen, implying that he can make a move.

How clear it is.

Toru Amuro: ? ? ?

Perverted housekeeper:? ? ?

Hand cramps? ?Brain collapsed after being tied for too long? ? ?

The perverted butler looked gloomy, and suddenly grabbed my wrist. His voice was low, as if he was threatening me or making a decision for himself:

"Okay, let's buy a cage."

cage?It's not about shutting me down!

Shocked with fear, I turned my head and cried to Amuro Toru in the dark for help:

I can't be put in a cage. The ratings of the soap opera at [-] o'clock in Mihuacho depend on me!

Toru Amuro, hurry up and sneak up on the butler from the darkness before he sees you!

If it weren't for the perverted housekeeper staring at me so much that he wanted to dig a hole in me, I would have rushed over and hugged Toru Amuro's thigh and kowtowed, begging him to make a quick move, catch him by surprise, win with one move, and go home early .

Toru Amuro was indeed taken by surprise.

But it was me who was caught off guard.

Because of the speed of light, he blew his vest.

He unexpectedly walked out of the dark courtyard slowly, stretched out his hand to hold my other wrist, and formed a confrontation with the perverted housekeeper who was trying to pull me away.

confrontation

Who would have thought that the first time in my life that I was caught between two handsome men was at such a critical moment of life and death.

I stand in the middle, loveless:

who I am.where am I.what do I do.

The perverted butler raised his phoenix eyes slightly, and finally saw the phantom of Toru Amuro:

"Oh, I said how did I escape so quickly? It turned out that I had an appointment to elope with someone."

elopement? ? ?

The perverted housekeeper and we don't seem to have the same script, right?

We got the Escape Room script after being imprisoned, what did he get?Tsundere□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□

What the perverted butler said next made me even more sure that he probably took this script!

He closed his eyes, and when he opened them again, he had changed to a different persona, and it was no longer the aggressive look just now.

He seemed to be choking his throat, was about to cry, and was on the verge of falling, yelling at Toru Amuro and me with two question marks hanging above his head:

"I'm not good enough! I'm handsome and Duojin can draw!"

Toru Amuro was stunned, then straightened up quickly, confidently:

"I'm 1.8 meters."

etc!Why did Toru Amuro follow his script?

Now is not the time to argue about whether there is 1.8 meters!Don't fall into his trap because of 1.8 meters!

I have already figured out what to post on my new post on the social networking site tonight:

The boss is depressed and lights up a cigarette gif.

With text:

Hateful straight man.

When the perverted butler heard his words, his pupils dilated and his eyes split open:

"Are you as rich as I am! I may go down in history in the art circle in the future, for the world to admire!!"

Toru Amuro was not attacked at all, he was very confident, he glanced at the perverted butler contemptuously, and said:

"1.8 meters."

As soon as these words came out, there was thunder on the ground and a thunderbolt in the sky.

I vaguely saw the butler stunned, his health bar dropped rapidly, clearing to zero at the speed of light.There seems to be a light screen dancing on the screen:

IS.

The perverted butler seemed to be depressed for a short while. He licked his back molars with red eyes and a dumb voice. He immediately switched from the horror movie mode to the pink eye literature area next door.

I can still feel his unspoken anger as he crushes my wrist.

他 说:

"No one can stop me from being a great artist."

A look that wants to take me away, no one can stop it.

At this time, Toru Amuro also woke up from the 1.8-meter fight just now, and I can feel the strength of his pinching my wrist a little more (the wrist is really about to break QAQ)

他 说:

"Nobody can stop me from saving lives again."

His eyes began to become sharp and aggressive, becoming like a cat with its pupils erected at night and stretching out its claws. The pressure began to sweep over like a tide, and the hunting breath enveloped the remaining two people as thick as ink.

After a short period of stupefaction, I finally broke free from Amuro Toru's intimidation of not distinguishing between the enemy and the friend.

I didn't know what plan Toru Amuro had in mind, so I could only lower my voice and ask him secretly:

"The plan B you mentioned just now, when will it be implemented?"

The perverted butler only heard a few words, and he asked suspiciously:

"What b?"

Toru Amuro was finally willing to withdraw his vicious eyes from the housekeeper. He looked at me firmly and answered my question:

"My plan is to sneak you away while he's not paying attention.

But if found out..."

"What about after being found out?"

I couldn't help asking.

Toru Amuro gave a fake sigh, then suddenly, like a carnivore suddenly attacking, he grabbed my wrist and pulled me behind him forcefully.

I was almost pulled to his side unsuspecting in his sudden movement.

The picture seemed to be in slow motion, and I seemed to be looking at Toru Amuro's face, slowly moving from the front to the side, as if flying, and when I recovered, I was already attached to his solid back.

Wait, my other wrist is still in the hands of the perverted housekeeper!

If he doesn't let go, either my wrist will be scrapped, or he will fly over with me!

But before I had time to think carefully, when Toru Amuro pulled me to the side behind him, his legs had already reacted quickly.

When I turned back to look in the direction of the butler in the next second, I realized that Toru Amuro had hit the target with a beautiful roundabout kick——

Kicked on the hand that the perverted butler was pinching my wrist.

I seem to have heard the sound of bones breaking...

dong dong dong...

Is this my heartbeat?I feel like my heart is about to jump out of my throat, what should I do...

This series of actions happened so fast and so quickly that my brain didn't have time to do more thinking and processing after receiving these images.

Even my hair is still in the air and has not yet fallen.

The butler had already fallen to the ground, holding his wrist—his own wrist, kneeling in disbelief, his eyes were completely red—but for himself.

Now Toru Amuro is the only one holding my wrist and not letting go.

His voice was calm but powerful:

"So what if it is discovered..."

He turned his head to look at me,

"I'll take you in the end."

The author says:

Song·Stolen House·Tian: My savior's savior is my good friend, what kind of wicked doll is this

In the article, the 1.8m is only playing tricks, and has no intention of attacking. Touzi immediately started to do it, and finally kicked and flew away, without playing tricks (anti-bar)

On Butler's Frenzied Artistic Pursuit

Madness and Civilization Michel Foucault

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Madness exists only in the last moment of the work of art, because the work of art continually drives madness to its brink.Where there are works of art, there is no madness.However, madness is always with the work of art, because madness makes the reality of the work of art begin to appear.The moment when a work of art and madness are born and become real together is when the world begins to find itself blamed by that work of art and responsible for the nature of that work.

感谢在2022-05-2510:00:15~2022-05-2609:30:04期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Wenling and Tangerine; 1 bottle of Little Fatty;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard! ?